SMBC Theater - The Mancreep!

[GaEv4]

I choose to believe that this video ended at 3:19 and anything anyone tells you happened past that time is a cruel, cruel lie.

[FrustratedWhiteMale]

I try to use it t he technique but I always laugh while doing it. it truly takes a gifted one.

[SimonAdalati]

ddaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn zach is hung

[LootFragg]

The "probably no women" part cracked me up. Fine acting, really.

[Th1sWasATriumph]

We present you the key to the city, which we stored in this spectacles case.

[timeel39]

Mmmm.... Campbell's Chunky....

[Iusitano]

zach,no harm intended,but i think james is better at cunnilingus than you!

[SenorPwnageX]

Thumbs down for lack of pirates.

[supergenius1994]

@Accisma ?????????????????????????????

[trekkiebaby]

FEAR MY VAGINA HANDS!

[Kosorovich]

Hahaha.

[Archie4]

I... I was eating when I watched this.

[DrDestructo64]

fear his vagina hands, then touch him on the penis

[Charizard1078]

Creep away death...

[monczkam]

FEAR MY VAGINA HANDS!!!

[TheMortalOne]

There's a /dark side/ of pretending your hand is a vagina?

[ofmgs]

I want to believe that the final scene is a real event that inspired the rest of the video.

[sam334]

Heheh... he licked his hand, then wiped it off on J's shirt!

[cruelhumor]

FEAR MY VAGINA HANDS!

[Guanzhouman]

Poor Bermuda.....

[Shinkako]

I think this might be my favorite of the videos. The ending makes me laugh so hard, every time.

[VannahWilson]

I lol'd SO HARD at the end. In real life this would mean that they were schizophrenic and were feeding off of each other's delusions. XD People are always wondering what crazy people are thinking when they think weird things…never occurs to them that their thoughts might be internally consistent even if they aren't real. XD

[LowCostVideo]

@VannahWilson Actually, you are correct. Schizophrenics' behaviors are always internally consistent.

[VannahWilson]

@LowCostVideo Yes, exactly my point. But people never seem to realize this because they aren't inside that person's thoughts. Ever read "I Never Promised You a Rose Garden"? It's a really enlightening read. It helps you see how an insane person's actions might make them seem more crazy than they actually are. In a lot of cases, what the protagonist was saying sounded "crazy" to everyone else, but it would have made a lot of sense if she could have explained her thought process.

[xxxMysteryskatexxx]

1:19 thats his power stance

[instanttomen]

"the normals"

[hyenalord]

Am I the only one who wishes that they'd do another one of these? It'd be like a superhero serial!

[ehayes3791]

totally making fun of x-men. lol

[Kogerii]

The second line of the city key message and the ending are the only bits I laughed at.

[VannahWilson]

@Kogerii I've never understood that whole "key to the city" thing…

[Fayanora]

@Accisma You win the Internet, sir!

[demonzr2007]

Don't #$&^ with the rainbow suspenders.

[smelliex3]

is it just me, or is this one of zack's greatest performances?!

[warcry311]

2:25 is also pretty creepy looking...

[RoyRaptor1]

Haha, "Fear my vagina hands!"

[Habbadax]

Fear his vagina hands, touch him on the penis

[XianL]

Zack makes a great supervillain XD

[dorminay]

Pretend your hand is a vagina, touch him on the penis.

Also, this is even funnier if you compare James to Chris-Chan in the video where he shows how he would do cunnilingus.

[GBEHNCP]

40 people barfed when they watched this.

[ayoushaya]

I will never enjoy cunnilingus again...

[southparkbeauty222]

"Fear my VAGINA HANDS!" XDDDD NICE

[mineofGod]

@DietrichSorrow You have my last name. >_>

[Mononokenausicaa]

Zach is pretty creepy anyway XD.

[webball]

Thanks a lot, Asshole. This video made me throw up all over my laptop! >:O!!!

[JKoss618]

Form your hand into a vagina and touch him on the penis.

[part2themovie]

@JKoss618 FAIL and touch him on the penis

[bx32]

Cup hand like vulva and lick it, then touch him on the penis.

The lick 'n' snag.

[deejayshoby]

this shit is fucking stupid, but i like it!

[mcfl116]

@Accisma creepy

[drakeblood4]

I gotta say, the rainbow suspenders really bring out his mancreep.

[Frenik42]

Fear my vagina hands

[Mononokenausicaa]

@Frenik42 Best. SMBC-Theater Quote. EVAR!

[kiface1]

@Mononokenausicaa totally! xD

[ArcOrion]

In the final scene - is that a cell phone in Zach's pants, or is he just happy to see us?

[WolfThane]

@ArcOrion Obviously, that's just his massive cock.

[TheAnimeFalcon]

Zach and James are the best combination ever!

[CriticCafeteria]

seriously dont ever do that again..BLEHBLBLBLBLBLBBLEH *vomits*

[Frenik42]

BEST ENDING EVER

[pitipol]

i will kill some goats and throw some virgins to a volcano...

...Betsy demands a sacrifice O.O

[pedroetcr]

SMBC Theater intro sound is so dramatic...

[herrflax]

"Think of the wealth... the power..."

"...the women"

"...mmm probably no women..."

[CerpinTaxt848]

So much creepy.

[JosephCheetah]

Probably no women...

[gcard2112]

That was some pretty epic puking!

I loved Zach in this one. He did the evil mastermind thing beyond perfectly. Pretty well filmed too.

[IstasPumaNevada]

Hahaha, yeah, that last line got me good.

SMBC Theater: Silly like a chihuahua getting punted off a bridge, funny like a nun on crutches. Or is it the other way around?

[QuatroDiablo]

Creep out a homeless guy, then touch him on the penis.

[lane32x]

Plot twist better than m. night shyamalan has come up with in years.

Last line...epic.

I could do with a little less puking. ...ok, a LOT less puking. Solid otherwise.

[malagastudent]

SMBC: True Genius!



[Blamebow]

I was about to say that this was the worst SMBC I'd seen in a long time.... but I waited and waited and sure enough... that was awesome. FEAR MY VAGINA HANDS... and touch him on the penis.

[heavythehobbit]

Make people barf, touch him on the penis.

Acid reflex

[MasterAsra]

This is probably one of my favoritesl

[nutellaontoast]

Sigh. I remember when these videos contained jokes....

[traltixx]

R.I.P Yasser Arrafat

[ThePopeofScience]

What a tweest!

[HeartMover]

This is seriously the funniest SMBC Theater episode I have ever seen. I laughed so hard it hurt at the very end.

[Totema1]

"They lack the wherewithal to cup their hand like a vulva and go bublbublblblb."

Funny, because wherewithal usually means financial ability. XD

[iherdyueleikmudkipz]

Pretend your hand is a vagina, touch him on the penis.

[octohelpme]

"communist terrorist delivers small equal amounts of..."

that is amazing.

[spearman792]

the ending made this video.

[dyanthis]

Best ending ever PERIOD

[SekundesC]

29 people were creeped out by this video

[Lardothefox]

hot.

[feedommodoyle]

Heh. Dumpster

[TheVampireChad]

But....who won?

[tychoSNM]

barfing... hehe.

[IDWITHELD]

you guys really liked the vomiting gag, didn't you?

[Mattmoo36]

May the pretending-your-hand-is-a-vagi­na be with you.

[Kaluriel]

cup the hand like a vulva, and touch him on the penis

[bloodwrage]

i want that suspender/sweatpants combination

[mythv2]

Hopefully your neighbors are awesome as well.

Otherwise, I'd bet you'd get a lot of weird looks while filming scenes like the creep-duel.

Not that that's a bad thing.

[peekitty]

Great beginning, great gag, good acting, and a great ending/punchline (esp. considering endings are often your weak spot). One of the best SMBC videos yet!

[Flargenyargen]

Your videos have been top notch lately. Keep it up. Haha.

[BrizyComics]

Should NOT have watched this while having my lunch break. Swear to God.

[TraskNari]

Fear the sacrilege!

[Bowlerhatted]

I love Zach's villain voice in this.

[goose1212343]

Wait, how could Yassir Arafat shake hands with Ariel Sharon if one is dead and the other is a vegetable???? Unless his creepyness brought them back to life!!!!

[goose1212343]

@goose1212343

Sorry, Ehud Olmert./

[darkula666]

lol @ the fake puke.

[ranto1]

lol! epic video

[alx90x]

not sure if im turned on or extremely disgusted

[benthediceman1]

@alx90x It can't be both?

[fsfsfsfsfsfsg]

Anyone else was at SMBC page and Felt for the "... If You dont want to see this video I guesse you dont want to see ninjas" stuff !?!

[gaboleon]

I like 1:14 and I cannot lie, you other brothers can't deny ♫

[Elephantintheroom01]

Minestrone soup FTW!

[Elephantintheroom01]

I think i threw up a little bit.

[niamhmariesofia]

I love the way Zach can barely contain himself from laughing when he's saying:

"We're not like the others Mr. Ashby... the 'normals' "

:D :D :D

[Draugo]

Problem 1. You haven't had sex in years.

Problem 2. You pretend your hand is a vagina.

PROBLEM SOLVED!

[tmcheetor82]

I do in fact fear your vagina hands. Creepy!

[ygazz]

After seeing it I wanted to cancel my subscription. But then I realized, that I already did it. After that Susie and The Internet video (or maybe robot one, cant remember).

On the bright side, smbc comic is still good!

[RichoDemus]

@ygazz What? this one was awesome!

[inSIDiousbasterd]

"FEAR MY VAGINA HANDS!" aaaaah can... not breathe....... too much.... laughing!

[commie3000]

I think that 'Fear my vagina hands' is going to be my new catchphrase.

[notanut02]

You just keep upping the ante, don't you?

[terrypilkington]

i dunno, i think it's creepier when youtube commenters hit on people in the video. that said, s'up, betsy?

[MasterAsra]

That was hilarious. I wish I were a homeless insane guy.

[dungeonbrownies]

Most of your videos are complete crap right up until just before the end when they become amazingly hilarious. Love them.

[ciran042]

Touch him on the penis with the vagina hands

I surprised there wasn't more of this type of horse cock comments, maybe this one was just too easy... or most people are asleep right now

[Ikbennietjemoeder]

@ciran042 or the comment is just crap?

[ciran042]

@Ikbennietjemoeder Naw, normal laws of intelligent commentary don't apply on the INTERNET

[GrimaceGrunson]

a) the punchline was great.

b) Zack actually makes a pretty good supervillain.

[2JoeStudios]

that was.... creepy ...

[bholmes0]

I love you guys.

[eug1488]

Funniest part of the video was at the end: "Available on DVD and torrent" XD

[skankityspence]

FEAR THE VAGINA HANDS!

[IlBiggo]

This reached unexpected levels of creepsomeness. Seriously, I'd never even thought about the possibility of pretending your hand is a vagina.

[MetallicMutalisk]

@IlBiggo

You never masturbated?

[IlBiggo]

@MetallicMutalisk LOL yes, quite vigorously if I may say so. I never got to the point of licking my palm, though. It's, well, creepy .-D

***PH34R MY VAGINA HANDS***

[toby182]

Fear the V** hands!!!!!

[valeriereified]

I love the evil synth music so very much.

[MYEYESONECONOMY]

lol lol lol *seizure* lol lol

[11window]

YOUR PLAYING GOD! Blwawawawawa

[lawafette]

Ew. Just... Wow. EW.

[MechaSixVII]

Vagina hands, touch him on the penis

[essencestar]

"Think of the wealth! The power!" "The women!" "...probably no women, I wouldn't play the expectations that direction." "Yeah, yeah, right. No, that makes sense. I have no expectations in that direction. Understandable. Sorry."

[thistlewood]

FEAR my VAGINA HANDS.

[aRawBlondeAngel]

ridiculously hilarious, and pure gold!! i doubt anything that i see today will compare with this level of hilarity. or ridiculousness. keep up the amazing work.....so awesome!!

[belegarthbrooder]

Haha nice suspenders.

[giantweevil]

BEST VIDEO YET

[sorahavok]

Great Vid. Keep these coming.

Yay, music from Kingdom Hearts!

[je3r]

Outstanding

[n30l1nk]

Lol, available on DVD and torrent.

[lodevijk]

Puke on the sight of him doing an imaginary cunnilingus, touch him on the penis.

[phoneau]

ABLBLBLBLLBLBLBLBLBLLBLBLBLBLB­LBLEEBEBLEBELLBELEBEELELBELBEL­BLEBELBELBLE *slurp slurp*

God damn, this is hilarious. Zach & James FTW.

[bladebot]

Zach's acting has improved considerably.  And the editing of the videos has also improved.

[munkus83]

Thumbs up for rainbow suspenders!!



[invaderpenguinos]

FEAR MY VAGINA HANDS!

[DaManCallahan]

Fear my vagina hands.

[vaarsuviusprime]

Ewwwwww

Zach keeps getting better at these things. The "acting" I mean, not the vagina hand.

[Mynnia]

@vaarsuviusprime That induces an interesting question unfortunately not poseable to married men xD

[Vlaew]

Dude the ending was hilarious, I actually started tearing up from laughter.

That'll do Ashby, that'll do.

[Rule34]

Awesome.

[donbob]

Ew, creepy!

[Totema1]

Nice twist at the end. :D

[Emhilradim]

Hahah, didn't see that punchline coming. I was like suddenly "wait, why are they in that dumpster now?" Epic.

[2snipe1]

actually, towards the end, I was going to puke.

[krayak]

fear my vagina hands, then touch him on the penis

[BradSk88]

I would thumb up this video but my thumbs are stuck to the sides of my contorted vagina-hands.

[KingDavid73]

simply amazing

[GeneralZaroff]

That one was kind of funny, but the twist ending made it less so.

[outshimed]

@GeneralZaroff I agree. I actually started laughing out loud (which I don't usually do at SMBC Theater videos, then the "twist" happened and it lost all humor to me.

[katey1dog]

Jesus Christ, it's the story of TheAmazingAtheist. What's was missing was the man-tits song.

[missravenpriss]

lol funniest part about this clip, his shirt is inside out through out the whole clip.

[SAlpsu]

I don't get it, it doesn't seem that creepy to me.

[funkalunatic]

stroke of genius 1: "That is the dark side of pretending your hand is a vagina!"

stroke of genius 2: lighting Zach's face from beneath

[YamiAura]

The two street-thugs looked kind of hot. I don't recognize them though.

[LordjimJames]

@YamiAura

The one on the left was JP

[nickatwork]

Creep everyone out, then touch him on the penis.

[Goldbloodeddragon]

THAT IS THE DARK SIDE OF PRETENDING YOUR HAND IS A VAGINA

[rickrussell]

I have to say, the ending of this one was really, really solid.

[MikeLitoroius]

Thumbs up for rainbow suspenders

[whyohwhynousername]

@MikeLitoroius Rainbow suspenders on sweatpants no less!