You Can't Help But Watch

[Jahra2K6]

Haha I remember this video. One of the first videos with high views I've ever watched on youtube. Why is the dislike bar so long?

[TuppaVids]

shellshock canan

[allister56]

hamsterman doctor

[GreenCristina]

I can't believe it has been four and a half years since I first watched this. And I still love it.

[gaotic]

At least, you're honest! Anyway, I wasn't feeling bored. Actually, to me you looked so cute, very cute, peaceful and sweet! By the way, I knew that nothing's gonna happen, dear...)

[googybuzzy]

well..you should be in pictures..act...go now!! ACTING!!!

[sopheee]

hahaha this still really amuses me

[azezaz123]

DEAR GOD, WHY IS IT WIDE SCREEN?

[RagtimeGoldfield]

yeah looks SUPER horrible

[qaroqchi]

If it was waste of time then why did u watch it!

[XxFromFirst2LastxX]

you're very cute lol

[AprylElricChan]

I miss watching your vids so much! XD This vid is still awesome 3 years later

[fireman4453]

that video was so awesome

[YTKira]

THIS VIDEO IS... FASCINATING

[carcosa]

You are oddly mesmerizing. I looked at this years ago and thought so and I think so now.

[mgill87]

maorikai...your over-enthusiasm for apparently not watching is worrying. Oh, and I don't believe you. ha...liar!

[maorikai]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA I FUCKING WIN

this is the SECOND time that I've watched this vid and both times I didn't watch it till the end so I still don't know what happens and I still don't give a FUCK!

[jayb1964]

This is so funny! I couldn't stop watching-or laughing. If you see his other videos-you'll see he is good at satire.

[JakoJohns]

LOL just LOL

[bluesrunthegame]

I remember when this was an "it video", but today I had trouble finding it it all. So strange to feel time's influence.

[scabab90]

lol yeah i remember back in the day

[mindymarks]

WOW i really can't turn it off maybe it's cuz ur HOTT

[blaa94]

haha lol when he started saying i couldnt switch it off i changed vids and i was like in your face XD but nice vid anyway mate =p

[audie1292]

it's his voice that makes you wanna keep watching. [;

[TheLondonBrothers]

OMG he's right! I was riveted!

[AznNanoBoi]

lol

[jhvscs]

I don't think this video is that well observed. Personally, If I am watching a video which gets boring, I turn it off lol

[ShatterMedia]

then why did you watch it?

[jhvscs]

I didn't lol I saw about 30 seconds of it

[audigex]

So you didn't see the interesting bit then?

[fearfulmatrix]

Damit its like i was hypnotized!!!

Sh!t that was scary!

[orcinus74]

haha. Goodbye!! I had to keep watching.

[yao11ming4mvp]

haha

is this tridu?

[spoonlessjoe98]

the watchman is watching...

[Rockguitarnow]

♫♫♪♪

Rock on!

[sysarchitect]

Haha!

This video could only happen on youtube!

Classic!

[crackers3071]

you kinda got me thinking!

I really would have watched the whole thing if you kept talking

[TheJetBlackCrow13]

and it wasnt the most boring video because you didnt put something historical in it.

[spudea]

this video is the most brillient vid ever! where are you mgill87???

[smartypantz234]

i cant switch off? *CLICK*

[Trixxieheart]

this video started renetto's carrer lol

[JoeSomebody2]

I think you should video response this to the worst of youtube video...for being great yet awesome. :P

[renetto]

This is the video that started it all for me... thank you...

[dannypayne86]

HARRY POTTER!!!!!!!!!!

[SunFire1051]

I beg to differ... I think my first video is the most boring video on YouTube ever! So there... the ball is in my court now!

[mcr123dead]

there are 666 pages of comments on this video...heheheheh

[16farfar]

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[Thelovelychristina]

lol

[coldstoner0101]

amazing!haha so true!clever!

[XxEvEkImOnOxX]

yes im waiting for u

[Macday000]

so weird that this is the video that started off renettos career

[SoooBlue]

career? that bald loser?

[ReyGringo]

Sucka, I just paused it at 00:45! And after I finish typing, I'm going to switch it off! I win! I win! I win!

[devilgod54]

ur are so boring and i didnt watch all of it so the ball in ur court must of smacked u in ur stupid head

[bjzell]

dude wtf?!?!?! SOOOO ENTERTAINING!!!! i love it, random shit rules :)

[LuisOscarP]

Ok really, feel pleasure on wasting other people's time? and my response to what should someone like u do: get a life

[arthurias2000]

Mate! I have watched all three of your videos and have to say they are fantastic.

Oh a quick message to all of you who have posted negative comments here; FUCK YOU!!! Are you really so thick that you can't see the point OR the funny side of this video?

Oh and Watchman... You rule!!!

[dmsje]

dude.. you're.. evil.. I WATCH THE WHOLE TRILOGY AND I COULDN'T STOP WATCHING..the second one is great :D

[juliaaD]

lmfao !!

thats hilarious.

i love the accent.. wish i had onee !

aha.

[IamBuddhaHearMeBurp]

Ah, let the watchman come to all the ridiculous videos that lack humor such as this one.

[minusdacrewmac22]

the watchman is watchin

moohahahah

[Dioxion]

emo.

[Supahstah93]

the watchman has tainted this video forever! I would be honored if he would taint any of my videos...but i don't have any..o well...I hope the watchman doesn't coke back to comment on this page..I would be sooo embarassed!

[Supahstah93]

*i meant "come" not "coke" and by the way, i stopped watching it halfway through, so hahaha

[arthurias2000]

Ok... Why coke?

[xdmdx22]

the watchman is watching

[Swishadude]

haha i dont know why but that was hillarius.

[Twinkleh]

xDD!!!

[spadastunter]

NO i pressed pause and wrote this.  I HAVE WILL POWER

[s0undd]

man that vid was a classic lol

[oldhappycaravan]

man. that was awesome

[prettyspeeches]

Top man!

[DaK1LL]

actually no. at least ur cute :O

[happyharry900]

Awesome-You are right-I had to watch the whole vid and it did suck!! LOL 5 stars!!!

[92jak]

shut up u spannner

[tstilll]

you son of a bitch! LOLOLOL. pretty funny =)

[mcradict9830]

well let me tell you something i can turn it off i didnt even watch the hole damn vidio it was so retarded and your accent is gay

[gabobebes]

mcradict9830

RE: To your stupid comment shown below.

"well let me Tell you something i can turn it off i didnt even watch the hole damn vidio it was so retarded and your accent is gay

your an idiot, so shut it."

My response:

eh, I want to.....eh. I won't even get mad as stupid racism, cause its stupid, and I don't want to be a stupid, racist person, hmmm...like YOU!!!

:(

[mcradict9830]

did i actually say that? if i did sorry i kinda have an accent im not trying to be racist for gods sake im freaken 10 years old and even if i was being racist do u honestly think a 10 year old girl would be a racist.. NO and i think i was replying to someone else but i come from england so i was probobly mad at some one and didnt even know i was being racist so theres what i say k hope u understand. bye :(

[bij92aa]

ok...

[debit256]

i twas pretty funny

[CpmPanda]

Is the watchman watching? no? ok...ima tlel you something.

I LOVE PANDAS!

[lilpunk2]

Hey, he is not a nerd ass of any sort. He's actually got a pretty damn sexy accent, well i guess to me it is an accent and if you watch some of his other videos they are pretty funny!

Peace Out

~Me~

[kkalani]

lol

[xXxKinkyBetchxXx]

haha i love this

cos your pratically psychoanalysing us

raaaather clever :)

love it

x

[kaylarae007]

Your voice is absolutely AMAZING! HOTT! FIREY! BRITISH!

I LOVE it!

MARRY ME!

[jayster11]

its not "british" its english british would include scotish (the best lol) n ireland nd wales ye lol scotish is the best accent

[GrimDaiblo]

can't switch off huh* switchs off*

[kiwifruit24]

i've learnt a new lullaby...god mate you need to work on your video'z [yawn]

[naamheen420]

i feel really sorry and pity for all the people who left vile msgs to this guy. you guys saw his video and then left such msgs ? what kind of sad person does that make you ? if you did not have any thing good to say about, couldnt you just avoid leaving any msg at all ?

[BouncytheHedgehog]

Actually something did happen, you turned it off.. LOL

[hughdini]

y ai actualy did

[paddydax]

you are very cute.

[petro1986]

Mind-googling

[morrigange]

i like your accent, at least

[ElephantSquirrel]

Weird

[foxracingbabe44]

haha weird...lol

[sccerrocmysz]

whoa sam was rite on his random reprot u r a bad videomaker well byeas and i suggest u should go up to random ppl and make a video dats usauly fun

[Gromero777]

I CANT SWITCH IT OFF!!!!

[TaintedGravey]

Uh oh. I couldnt hear it very good so I zoned out annd stacked the coke cans in my room. Sorry!

[AmerikaJinMusume]

you're so cute! hahha i love this

[bolio007]

is that booooooooriiiiinnnnnnngggggg, oh man and yes i can switch off

[Bradybones]

I'm drunk so I watched the whole thing. Not because it was particularly interesting, nay, but because of my own drunken amusement. What you are asking is that people really just turn it off with the hope that they will see your prompt for conditioned response and defy you by watching it the whole way through. Sure they might, but they all resent you all the same. Not exactly a win, though some will admire your effort.

[khtragedie]

england is kool but they lost the ashes lol suk,

Nice vid, i culd neva think of anything like that!

[Jings0b]

you can't switch it off!

i'm switching it off..

*keeps watching*

you monster...

[simots17]

BORINGGGGGGGGGGGGG

[sabongwon]

the ball was in your court... now it's in mine as I scrible these words... cool vid. I should maybe get myself out there too but I'm not sure that youtube is my medium...

[evotelution]

Just wanted you to know I can and I did at about 45 seconds into it. That means we are equal because I did take the time to say so.

[mcjcuk]

haha so funny! I will never get tired of watching "the most boring video ever".. its great! haha

[boredbella13]

LoL you are one smart & talented kid... : D

[jeg1987]

Funny

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[mrthefish87uk]

genious!

[VaportrailFilms]

Some people just don't appreciate the little joys. What do you suppose xmosx was doing that so much more important than this video?

Yep. That's what I thought too.

[brokenspirit1515]

have you ever watched the movie "Wit"? you remind me of Emma Thompson's role

[chadhorn]

you're hella cute =)

[chadhorn]

haha... you're too conditioned to online videos aren't you? lol

[prodigy212]

rofl man u guys are dumb, hes hella hilarious

[SharpieScented]

Lol. >_< Dang, it was true!

[Ben1107]

It was creepy the way he said goodbye at the end lol.

[Argent009]

Apparently this fellow has never seen a Greg Solomon video before. You have miles to go before you're the most boring, trust me.

[staggly79]

riveting!

[souch13]

pretty clever

[jb00023]

Brilliant it's NOT! Lame? Yes, Mate? What ship are you sailing in on?

[88lovesongs]

I did not find it boring at all.

[Lutinpofin]

mwhah good idea! It was not good... but it was pretty clever. ;)

[pwnermax]

seriously... brilliant, bloody brilliant mate

[7anthony7]

u sound like a 60 year old

[Sam3rzz]

err... well i like your accent

[BenUnyolo]

You make me sad, if only I saw past your evil plan, but obviously I didnt.

[noahsark1962]

I have seen worse,but most people are interesting if they put up the right content. This site can be a pain in that I have to sift through the garbage to find the good stuff.

[coolfox2006]

lame, u can do better

[nagan14]

to be onest mate youve lost the plot. visit my page 4 funny vids ppl

[FeverDream55]

What is this?

[utube2c]

yawn!

[bonguppy]

woa!look at all the commments you can get from just a video thats about nothing! neat idea!

[jakyboy001]

yeah its because it was featured

[MistressMorte]

haha nice

[Eiricco]

i hate this video!

i just...! NO! argh!

"but you cant switch it of cant you?"

i paused it and looked up and saw hes face

"waiting for something to happen"

i had to turn it back on to see if this boring person would do something soon!!! but no, i was fooled by myself, he accually does nothing. absolutely fantastic concept, the reason i hate it is that its directly frustrating

[livetilldead]

i cant switch off, after a week

[fireatmidnight]

nice 1

[paddy0bar]

never got to the end, bulllll

[whydoyoucare112]

...

[uluwankajib]

i could switch off and i did

[Azrianiel]

Mmmm, I'm afraid you're wrong. This is not the most boring video ever. In fact, I was quite interested by it. And I believe my opinion is reflected by the 547,284 viewers who've seen your video so far.

[nickmufc18]

LovePainDeath - how is he an emo? i dont understand that at all and it sounds to me like ur the emo with the name! xD

[blackdogstrut]

your harrypotterlicious

[MoneyIsDaMotivation]

funny vid

[flemwad]

this is good..well done

[wxnut]

amazing.. everytime i start watching this video, i can't switch it off!!

[hulkthefuror]

can i borrow you lunges i need to make a speech lol

[gwaylow]

SAD!!!!

[ernestfernandez]

i love love love love love your voice.

[Moresville]

It's awful, but it's not good.

[RachMeist]

Your voice is smexy!!! Is it wrong that I was all hot and bothered by it?? Hmmmmm.... :)

[Biracial1]

RIVETTED

[perryratcliff]

HA only watched 1 minute and 20 seconds YAH WOOT

[grapenutsrbt]

Harry Potter makes the worst videos. Seriously, just talk about Hogwarts. And flying on brooms and shit. FUCK

[DanielaIsabella]

heh.... "rivetted"

[chemoot]

Wow, people are cruel. I'm willing to bet that a lot of people who were like, "omg u r a lozer i turned it off" watched the entire thing, as thousands of others did as well. And yes, the accent helped a lot, I'm sure.

[Phryo88]

Pretty much, yeah.

[1988fish]

nice 1... still say nothing interesting is going to happen and people is still watching. haha... it is borading...

[clarkme87]

Can I have sex with you voice?

[kdsns]

Wow. Your a fucking idiot man. This video is why youtube is gay. losers with nothing better to do but try and get some attention by making some retard video about nothing.

oh btw, i turned it off at 30 seconds. loser.

[kodgetts]

Wow, YOU'RE a fucking idiot, man. Your comment is an example of why it should be possible to flag YouTube members who have nothing better to do than try to get attention by making hateful retard comments in which they use the word 'gay' negatively.

[mee43]

bump

[monkeypoo1]

I switched it off. Retard.

[killedkenny06]

lol so funny but true i couldnt turn it off

[Ichisama]

...

I watched it for your voice.

[zareave]

crap

[nickmufc18]

awesome=)

[Dokeakai]

lol wow that was gay, after u said i couldnt turn it off i did ^__^ freakin noob

[bamf1494]

dude this video is shit but your right i was addicted

[Sasuke34]

Sexy, love your eyes and Voice! >_<

[sefsefsefsef]

That guy's got skillz. Word.

[Volkade]

Man, you've got over 500,000 views, nice!

[abajoelamierdika]

parese pendejo ese pendejo abla komo imbesil

[Kijruh]

that was good stuff =)

[i8puppies]

i love you =(

[SquirrelDesigns]

that was actually fun!

[lubion]

heh heh,he told me i couldnt turn it off,but guess what...i did,lol

[Kak0u]

Lolll!