Nightwish - Wishmaster Lyrics

[Zaelek1776]

A tree, naruto, sauske, now back to the tree, I got a knife, the tree again, gay look, f'in rower!

[captpop01]

i like this song

[eveanadine717]

every elderscrolls game ever

[porpison]

the beginning reminds me of "End of all hope" by nightwish... still awesome though!

[Tiger2247]

hamster

a dentist

hard porn

steven seagull

this rifle

in me

the fishmaster

[riagoesrawwwwrx]

not heard this song in ages:'3<3

[Ricinator0]

The first rule of misheard lyrics,

1.) Heartborne is always hard porn. ;)

[bulbaman1]

Enough with the misheard lyrics! We just want to enjoy the normal song.

[Alyssoo]

@bulbaman1 yeah, that joke is getting old and unfunny!

[chillouuut1]

so many people have added different words to the chorus now. it was funny at first, but now its just ruining the song for me.

[lolzomgz1337]

@chillouuut1 ...why? I get why it isn't funny anymore but how can it actually ruin the song? :o

[Dazzler59]

@lolzomgz1337 because you get the misheard lyrics in your head overprinting the vocals.

[BaltimoreFirefly]

Now, when I'm listening to this great song, I hear the words which are not in the song >.<

[tomahookdragons1234]

Nice Music!!!!!!!!!!

[Bulgarian021]

Not heart BUT HEARTH - meaning fireplace, home fire, hearthborn is the word

[agon29]

Can someone explain this song to me? I Really like it but it's like I don't understand what's it about.

[agon29]

@agon29 p.s Epic guitar @ 2:26

[MomentoiyaHalfDragon]

@agon29 This song is about the book series,"The Dragonlance." I suggest you read it,because it is an amazing book series. 

[agon29]

@MomentoiyaHalfDragon Thanks a lot.

[Makamonica]

@agon29 Okay, this song was inspired by two trilogies: Lord of the Rings (Elbereth, Lorien, Gray Havens, blah, blah, blah) and Dragonlance (Silvara, Starbreeze, etc...). It basically talks about the imaginary and the impossible and dreams and that kind of stuff. Honestly, you only really understand it if you like fantasy, write fantasy, read fantasy, or if you have read/seen LotR or Dragonlance. I know, its a crappy explanation, but I'm in the middle of class, so can't elaborate. Sorry.

[lighting1443]

this was so made for SWTOR :)

[VictorA320]

this iphone, hahahahha

[SwordlordRoy]

1:50 that's "Meet me at the Inn of Last Home"

Otherwise a very good job of providing lyrics to this song based off of Dragonlance.

[NefariousBanana]

Bastard

I bent this

Hardcore

Steven Segall

Oriole

This side is full

In me

The Swish Master

[TheGromkopiordov]

Oh no, this film was made in Northern Korea. They still know what is a 240p :)

[Krezylols]

HAMSTER... A DENTIST... HARD PORN... STEVEN SEAGULL... WARRIOR... THIS RIFLE... IN ME... THE FISHMASTER...

[Deepdelverr]

Elbereth ♥

[radioguysbrother]

1:40 sounds like fucking lord not arcane lore lol. mom got mad at that when i showed her the song

[Lori9862]

I like this song :)

[cruelbishiop101]

epic



[szabbyka88]

Wishmaster was inspired by the fantasy novels The Lord of the Rings and Dragonlance, mentioning Elbereth, Lórien, and the Grey Havens from the former; and Dalamar, Raistlin Majere (Dalamar's shalafi, or "master"), Gilthanas, the Sla-Mori, and the Inn of the Last Home from the latter.

[dodiandre1]

OMG! I finnaly got what the lyrics are! I was all time hearing the steven seagull thing xD

[Kirtsky1]

Yeah, I wonder if they just grabbed some named locations from LOTR and used them. Still get a kick out of this song.

[FernandoLx]

@Kirtsky1 Not from LOTR but from Dragonlance. And you if like reading Fantasy i trully recomended

[SakuHaku]

@FernandoLx I read the trilogy, then the twins trilogy, just got done with the soulforge and trying to find brothers in arms but to no avail my library doesnt have it >.<

[AodhanDee]

Why this wasn't included on the LOTR soundtrack I wiill never know.

[taurusk76]

@AodhanDee -- It has nothing to do with LOTR whatsoever.

[AodhanDee]

@taurusk76 "Ooooh Elbereth Ooooh Lorien" "Grey Havens, my destiny"

Your argument is invalid.

[TheDarkSynsation]

I like Dragonlance more than LOTR :3. It's sad that the parody of this song has more veiws than the song itself -.-, it's an awesome track about awesome books!

[NightwishandTarja1]

Ah... Dragonlance. I'm ready to squeal, because I notice Nightwish had a song about one of my favorite book series.

[AceBrate]

Coolest solo ever.Period.

[xxalexreaperxx]

the first rhimes remind me of the farseer trilogy the night angel trilogy

[MrSuperpicklesalad]

2:25

I have no words to describe that.

[octavaluna]

Everytime I listen to this song I feel like reading some dragonlance xD

[Angelito15Crack]

this song

 is very cool

[Dantexz17]

finalmente una jodido video que no sea mierda inventada ya me tenian con las bolas llenas de tanta tonteria es una super cancion que ya artan sus estupideces cambiando la letra

[MicroSo56]

what is this song about?

[NinjaMinkzx]

@MicroSo56 Read the Dragonlance Chronicles

[taurusk76]

Raistlin was a f**king legend!

[reagoo1]

Lord Of The Rings?

[MrJimi129]

In The FishMaster :D

[chanty619]

"Master...

a dentist...

hard porn...

steven seagull...

oreo...

this iphone...

in me,

the witch monster."

[TheMmmmmmeeeeeeeee]

@chanty619 i loled

[mindsprawl]

@TheMmmmmmeeeeeeeee I Loled a lot also...so ridiculous. New age shite, they should stop playing with fire. Yes other world exists, its hidden for a reason. To keep is safe....

How many lives does a cat have...? be careful whiskers ; )

[yalissea]

@chanty619 I cant sing original text now, but i hear this song, i hear in my head that what you wrote here. ;)

[oknajsasuke]

@chanty619 hahaahaahahhahaahh now i here that xD

[Unstapables]

@chanty619 :))



[Fuxaz5]

@chanty619 Lol it worked!

[pocze12]

@chanty619 thats no Master, it's Hamster XD

[bman462]

@chanty619 clever..oh wait you're just repeating

[TheAlisterX]

Causally the person who names the Shalafi is an elf, right before the Grey Heavens lol

[TheAlisterX]

Shalafi is obviously Raistlin, the Great Archmage.

Silvara, Starbreeze, Sla-mori, are all names from Dragonlance Chronicles.

Epic saga.

[WarriorHawkSpirit]

@TheAlisterX AHA! SO NIGHTWISHWRITES SONGS BASED ON BOOKS! And the dragonlance chronicles... I LOVE THOSE BOOKS!! Slivara was awesome. But I hated Raistlin. Dont ask me why, I sometimes have a primal hate urge towards chars or deities in books even thogh theyy have done nothing wrong. (So far)

[TheAlisterX]

@WarriorHawkSpirit To me, Raistlin is one of the most beautiful charachters of the Dragonlance saga. I think i want will be like him, but i don't hate you for the word you've written XD

[WarriorHawkSpirit]

@TheAlisterX thank you for not hating me. Oh and now I don't hate Raistlin anymore, since I'm through the second book and he did some pretty amazing things. He WAS kind of cool now that I sit here multitasking between typing this, eating my ramen and reading the first dragonlance chronicles book again.

[Lippa100]

think about the destruction you would get if you'd combine this to randy blythes vocals

[MeAndMyDaemon]

what is this song about?

[MaurauderGirl]

@MeAndMyDaemon Totally epic username, dude.

[MeAndMyDaemon]

@MaurauderGirl Thanks >:DD

[MeAndMyDaemon]

@MaurauderGirl hmmmm I like yours too *-*

[MaurauderGirl]

@MeAndMyDaemon thanks ^^

[knax1996]

Wasn't this one from (Van Canto)?:o

[ponypaardje123]

tarja turunen rocks you so hard that you must love her =D

I(L)TARJAA<3

[sierra3201]

no es "Harth porn", es "Hearth Born" , tampoco es "Stiven Seagal" es "Seventh" Seeker y no es "This Rifle" es "Disciple" y eso q aparece en el video...no saben escuchar bn

[KikiHitomi1]

This song reminds me of what we're learning about in my History class :]

[LeakeyLayke33]

Hamster!

A Dentist!

Hard Porn!

Steven Seagal!

Warrior!

His Rifle!

In me!

The Fishmaster!

[Rhythmmistress]

It's supposed to be Inn of the Last Home, from the Dragonlance series :)

[xmaryHXCx]

Nightwish...... Y U SO EPIC?!

[thazeris]

@xmaryHXCx Y U SO 9GAG-ish

[ashleighd31]

this is a good song

[zolika154]

FUCK TE HELL OF DON'T MAKE A JOKE ABOUT NIGHTWISH AND LOTR !!!!!

[Sankt1on]

@zolika154 Is not about LOTR, is about Dragonlance, lol.

[zolika154]

@Sankt1on lol y r a retard :))) lorien is dragonshit ?? :D

[LondoninColouredRain]

HAMSTER.

A DENTIST.

HARD PORN.

STEVEN SEAGULL.

[Aeznout]

Russian Version:

хомяк

Стоматолог

жесткое порно

Стивен Сигал

воин

Эта винтовка

Во Мне ... Рыба мастер

[Aeznout]

Italian Version:

Un criceto

Un dentista

Porno duro

Steven Seagal

guerriero

questo fucile

Di Me ... Il pesce maestro

[Aeznout]

Lithuanian Version:

Žiurkėnas

Dantistas

Pornografija

Steavas Sigalas

Karys

Šis Šautuvas

Manyje...Žuvų Meistras

[Aeznout]

Spanish Version:

Un hámster

Un dentista

pornografía dura

Steven Seagal

guerrero

este Rifle

En mí ... El Fishmaster

[924darek]

Czy tylko mi ten tekst wydaje się bez sensu? Nieważne i tak bym ruchał

[ANGIEDRUZILA000]

Tarja preciosa voz, para mi gusto la mejor vocalista de Nightwish

[Pulse0fhell]

17 ppl dislike this is b'coz they like the misheard version of this song

-.-

This song is epic either ways

\m/

GG

[SanAndreas091]

Hamster

A dentist

Hard Bomb

Seven Seagull

Mario

This iPhone

In Me...The Fishmaster

[UrubuDaChina]

@SanAndreas091 no, hard PORN

[Istonale]

silly com's on this vid

[dandy897897]

Hamster

A dentist

fun morn

Steven seagull

Mario

this rifle

in me, the FISHMONSTER :D

[SnowWhiteQueen29]

Oh good.

So I'm not the only one singing the misheard lyrics everytime I hear this song.

[onyourdiscostick]

ORGÁSMICA esta canción. Y qué seventh seeker ni seventh seeker, es STEVEN SEAGAL!!

[mjTexas523]

i didnt like this kinda music at first :3

[Imilek12]

I think this is similar to Sabaton- Attero Dominatus. Maybe I'm wrong?

[ciskio]

"Meet me at the Inn of last HOME"

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[DarthFandoro]

A tree!

Naruto!

Sasuke!

Now back to the tree!

I've got a knife!

The tree again!

Gay look!

Fuckin' Rower!

Thumb's up if you remember these lyrics from Fartabet no jutsu! XD

[EternalSpirit1000]

@DarthFandoro XD lol!

[emopufferfish]

@DarthFandoro Naruto ruins everything.

[WiKkY4EvErCoOl]

@emopufferfish Why Naruto ruins everything?

[emopufferfish]

@WiKkY4EvErCoOl It's terrible.

[LPassassin]

If you hear the call of hurricane rofl! xD

[axelfox980]

Hamster

A Dentist

Hard Porn

Steven Seagul

Warrior

Great haystacks my destiny

[princeaeroHP]

So Epic the music and the lyrics of song. The Best in the world.

Execellent job Tarja... <3

Prince-

[RedCrystalify]

Tarjia is the best singer ever. Seriously have you ever heard her sing alone, with no band? She is still perfect. They made a huge mistake by getting rid of Tarjia, she made nightwish famous. I liked the band as it was and the new singer isn't as good as she was.

[madmiask]

French version :

Ma soeur

à peine tisse

plat d'pommes

Steven Seagal

Mario

10 iPods

ennemi de 8 chasseurs

[chris40539]

@madmiask lol 10 ipods? mario?

[ImGeradWayAllTheWay]

waht are tbere names and whose tarja??

[mrfireraven2]

Hamster!

Cultist!

Loves War!

Love Seeker!

Putin!

Medvedev!

Together The Darkmasters!

[shadowfang522]

Is it bad that the first time I heard this, I laughed because all I could think of was LK and Naruto the Abridged Series? XD I'm such a dork.

[Simon1231462]

This should be a theme song of an MMORPG

[D2MetalJavi]

LA MEJOR PARTE DIOS Q INSTRUMENTAL ES LO MEJORRRRRRRRRRRR 2: 22 A 2 : 56 DIOSSSSSSSSSSS NIGHTWISH RULZZZZZZZZZZZZ

[SuperSideKickHero]

@rockpunkqueen201 Dude Genius the first time i was listing to this song i heard that to XD

[nayz1212]

@rockpunkqueen201 u got 1 thing right lol

[shadows1274]

@rockpunkqueen201

LOL how true! :D

[shadows1274]

@rockpunkqueen201

LOL! now thats funny! :D

[BuuBbleGiRL2o2o]

@rockpunkqueen201

hamster

a dentist

hard porn

steven seagull

mario

this rifle

in me, thw fishmaster :p

[BlindDarkWolf]

@rockpunkqueen201

Haha, that's priceless. :D

[TaikaJamppa]

@rockpunkqueen201 I do actually listen carefully if it is actually so :O

[AuthenticatorMonkey]

This song pays tribute to Raistlin Majere from the Dragonlance novels. Look it up.

[LJP98]

Master, Apprentice, Hard porn,seventh seeker, a worrior, his rifle, in me the wish monster.

Thumbs up if that's what you thought the lyrics were before watching this. ;D

[Fadedrose64]

i cannot get this song out of my head its so awesome :)

[TpRunelover2008]

Wow, this song is full of LOTR/The Hobbit/Middle-Earth reference. Elbereth, Lorien, Grey Haven, elf...

[vaginiskatwo]

@TpRunelover2008 its a reference to the relationship between Raistlin Majere and Dalamar the Dark from Dragonlance.

[TpRunelover2008]

Lorien? Like in LOTR?

Anyway, awesome song by an awesome band

[TheValiantBob]

I love this song, but I never could make out the lyrics. so I came here to look them up. now I know the lyrics, but now the song makes even less sense. still kickass though.

[HaistaVittu100]

@TheValiantBob Nightwish's lyrics are mainly about fantasy themes, and I think it's more interesting than Evanescence lyrics for example and many other bands.

[Eoin580]

The curse of the greed is the downfall of the human race. It will most likely lead to its end or a new beginning.

[Lop7dh]

@Eoin580 Believe it and it will happen. I happen to not believe so, therefore it won't happen.

See what amazing things you can accomplish just by thinking.

[Tsukaima2]

Dragonlance

[D4rk5hade]

every time I listen to this awesome song I always imagine it in the background for a montage to The Knights of the Nine Crusader on Oblivion...amazing game. And this song too, is awesome.

[corvenassault]

No matter how the end came, the result is a band that has lost its charisma and its soul. Don't get me wrong, they are good, but without the Artist Tarja, they are simply OK. I strongly suspect that the banks knows it too. I like the pre-2005 stuff which is supurb and reaches epic proportions. Annette just doesn't have the voice to taken them there.

[MrMetalaz]

@thewaker33 You are definitely wrong on that. Music is NOT based on money. Being a musician myself, I can tell for sure. It depends on the musicians themselves whether they play/sing for money or for their own enjoyment. Try to see things from a different perspective. It might as well help.

[xmaryHXCx]

It sucks how Tarja turned out. Her other worldly voice was too beautiful to waste because of greed. I'll always love Nightwish though.

[anakataparadox]

A tree

Naurto Sasuke

Now back to the tree

I've got a knife

The tree again

GAY LOOK

Fuckin' rower

TREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

lol fartabet no jutsu

[gagga275]

@anakataparadox For my making that reference. I reward you with a cape of epicness +1

Use wisely :P

[Lestatvvvvvv]

@thewaker33 get your information straight Tarja and her husband wanted her out at the end of her contract, so they could do some solo stuff. The band saw that she was no longer into the tours and music as she once was. Also her husband now her manager wanted more money for her until the end of her contract.

the band took a vote and decided to allow her to leave before the end of the contract, this is very common in bands. Now she cant say say that she's angry because she was allowed to leave

[TheProffesor10]

gray havens. elbereth, lorien..... JRR TOLKIEN! EFF YEAH!

[hund4n0kh4n]

no matter tarja or annette, the rest of the band is of even greater importance i would say...

[rockpunkqueen201]

this is great! i can sing like tarja

[Captainnoble80]

does this not sound like a theme song to a cartoon from back in the 80s?

[cynder167]

I wish I could play this on guitar >.<

[petparadox]

@thewaker33

If you just read the open letter Nightwish used to dismiss her, you needn't have posted such a silly comment.

Next time get your facts straight before unjustly insulting a band.

[alexlaorga]

hamster

dentist

hard porn

[eklipsebloodless]

Hamster!!!A Dentist!!!Hardcore!!!Steaven Seagal!!!

[clipwizard]

Whaaaaaa?!!? I have heard this song 100 times and I just now realized they are singing about Dragonlance characters!

[TOPDoomKirby]

holy shit dragonlance + lotr ♥

[bert19burt]

@mitsukaora ooh teacher??? sounds like something completely different

[YameCar]

at 4:19 is the beggining of iron maiden-trooper...

[EVILMALC]

what means elbereth, lorien and shalafi?

[GaurdianOfTheAbyss]

@EVILMALC i think they are just names

[EVILMALC]

@GaurdianOfTheAbyss ohh, ok

[GaurdianOfTheAbyss]

@EVILMALC i think they are just names :P just looked them up shalafi is supposdly elven for master lorian may have somethin to do with lorian legacy and elbereth is an elven hymn

[EVILMALC]

@GaurdianOfTheAbyss that makes sense thanks