Captain America: The First Avenger (Parody)

[marcuschookt]

Coming back to this video I just realized Kara is the nurse at the beginning of the short 0_0

[AFlyingG3rman]

Why is joel always the nazis??

[Illevia]

I'm sure if Joel was Hitler, Germany and the rest of the world would have been WAAAY better off.

[rabidm0ng0se]

@2:26 best part. EVER.

[skysthelimit112]

Ctrl Alt Delete XD

[ryanlgy95]

SHEILAAAAAA!

[crysisgamer81]

hahaha "klein wiener schnitzel" xDD

[R3df0xs]

CONTROL ALT DELETE!

[xXCarlxEvoLXx]

"Fuck America!"

[xxlegomstr]

this is my penis ) caption amiricas ,

[BlackDragonSouuga]

Didn't realize that was Kara as the nurse when he was given the Penicillin.

[ipheltu]

EPIC MEAL TIME THYME!!!!!!

[NffcR0bb0]

looks like mack in this.

[gumcom]

Cry Weiner Chicken!`

[NINJASWORDification]

i like the part wen stark just looks back and he is like "wat the heck is that"!!

[coonyman10]

joel makes a good hitler XD

[ibravosp5]

Captain penis is a great name. Kids are gonna go to school and say "Captain Penis Just saved me!"

[DarkGhostIII]

So... it's like super steroids!

[weeweeweeful]

''NO! NO! CTRL,ALT,DELETE CTRL,ALT,DELETE ahhh fuck''

[Quagigitymire]

lol, for the "muscle" he got he sure did get gypted...

[ReiderZevn]

For having such a small penis, he sure seems to have trouble covering it up. If even Hitler can see it as he covers it with his shield. :)

[Needlepimp84]

he got FRIEND ZONE'D

[nigahiga68]

Joel, why are you always a Nazi?

[owner0007]

klein wiener schnitzel

[XxQmanxXP2B]

you gotta be a true god damn patriot to sacrifice a long dick for your country

[paynexkillerAOTF]

No No No NO! Control ALt Delete!

[tobias7uchiha]

fuck america i need my penis

[saintsman2010]

friend zone

[lonesoldier33]

Joel's done two videos as Hitler now... subliminal message?

[MrFlamewhisp]

Anyone notice Joel was saying the same term for all three of those lines?

[TheSanctuaryofPeace]

He did Nazi that coming and neither shall anyone.

[duneman9]

How much srinkage are we talkin here?

[SLFChow]

Control+Alt+Delete NNOOOOOOO

lol

[Ozztastic57]

NO NO STOP! no! CTRL ALT DELETE!

[masterdomo12]

Should've shrunk his head ;D

[jo64on]

you say to women 'Mein Wiener ist nichts keine' german finally comes handy :D

[gwarriorfromhell]

Soo... lemme get this straight. Grein Wienerschnitzel is the only phrase in German, and it means everything. Does that make Rammstein, not German?

[ThijsLM]

Wienerschnitzel = all the German you need to know

[manamesjohn]

XD

[MultiJoeyjoe]

"Ctrl+Alt+Delete!"

[TheDestroyinator]

that is one big penis to start off with

[chimpanzeenator]

EPICMEALTIME music FTW!

[nbithnuifkdndoeiridn]

I hope he becomes "Captain Penis"

[hudsocha1]

u know when your penis is small if the Nazis can see threw the shield

[hudsocha1]

Fuck america honestly lol

[RobinHood3000]

I love the look of horror on her face when she sees the shrinkage simulation. Hilarious.

[ThizElectica]

Does this mean Joel is German?

[FuckWorkdays]

3:47 is that Dominic Cooper?

[cooldrake100]

2:46 ... he had to say that lol

[sorasnobodyX]

joeldalf hitler!

[w4rr10r11]

Did anyone else notice the Longstrike shell use on the right of the machine? Nerfers missed it.

[Brianistheman03]

"CTRL,ALT,DELETE. NOOOOO"

[Mega1gamer]

Am i the only one who noticed when Joel was speaking German, he was saying the same thing over and over again?

[zmx303135]

2:50 Friendzoned lvl 1000

[anthonydlr1]

thumbs up for the Nerf gun on his left!

[ZoeVlog]

Joel is so great!!

[Snakeking589]

the girl has the perfect reaction when he shows it

[PantsapaloozaMan]

3:45. MOTHER OF GOD . . .

[xtoothpastestudiosx]

The dislikes bar is smaller than Captain America's penis

[SheerSniper7]

@xtoothpastestudiosx but its still bigger then the dislikers

[wyattsrules]

@xtoothpastestudiosx Its smaller than Matts Penis. Good lord...

[jasonkidd438]

@xtoothpastestudiosx so you mean its bigger than the dislike bar ??

[TheSanctuaryofPeace]

@xtoothpastestudiosx That sounds like personal experience.

[Trascist]

@TheSanctuaryofPeace so is your mom

[HyperActiveAssassin]

So the whole German language consists of one phrase??

[XxTrIcKsHoTeRxX]

@battousai12345 nazis r dead jackass

[TheLAGx24]

Why is Joel always the nazi

[KRShadowKnight]

how come the "serum" reminds me of steriods since steriods decrease penis size? :D

[addimarvin]

@KRShadowKnight You just answered your own question

[blueeyesaf]

Well at least according to the little blue dude thing he was swinging low before the thing.

[QueenGwynevere]

im gunna need stroger glasses to find that it looks like a baby carrot lmfao!!

[NoT2GoDLY]

Captain penis.

[cyanman123]

...penis.

[daloser09]

Ja Herr Joel!!

[ThatPokeyGuy]

You know? Everyone's more focused on his junk (What little there is X3) in this whole vid. So that means all the dudes are gay for him and the girl actually wants a piece of that tic tac. They're just being assholes to cover that up XDDD

[pinkafterglow7]

LOL Chris actually looks like skinny capt america...and the girl looks the same too! Nice casting.

[lkotof]

dont worry ... its still average by asian standarts :D

[tomodon1]

OH god all joel is saying is wienersnitzel or however its spelled i just noticed that so much for speaking German

[mrjangofett123]

matt has a roosterteeth logo no his shirt collar

[121137az1]

@mrjangofett123 Yeah they used the lab coat that Burnie wears in Immersion for this

[fieldy409]

OHOHOHO klein weiner schnitzen!

[xlMudkiPz]

I like how he walks into battle with his shield covering himself lol

[briandefox]

Joel is the only person who can say a line over and over again and still mean different things.

[MASDERCHEEFOrigin]

Looks like somebody just got forced into the friendzone by Science.

[AlphaVinigre]

Captain Hammer

[schwig44]

epic meal time music

[CPUNerd002]

LOL Joel's part

[Seized7x]

Laugh now Hitler Joel! In just a few short videos you'll be dead. Oh past cast, how I love thee.

[jaysekhon8014]

KLIEN WIENIE SCHINTZEL OO HOOHOHOHOHOHO KLIEN WIENIE SCHINTZEL

[pooly517]

203 people liked the size of the penis but didnt like the negetivity

[99gracie]

behind Joel/Hitler there is a plug socket... plug sockets in WW2 hmm..

[Th3xP1G]

Uzis and Glocks in WW2.

[OutlawEnvy02]

the best part was "what about america?! Fuck america honestly

[Adam31778]

so close to 666,666 views

[ethe09]

i watched this movie last month

[pissonatreelike]

haha gavin

[NB7FROSTY]

3:50 onwards is the best part it makes it go from 100000/10 obviosly recurring to infinite/10

[armchairmaster]

Joel as Hitler: Immediate Win.

[cweezyXcamper]

Waaaait...Hitler only had one testicle.

[mrbeanthe2nd]

@cweezyXcamper no thats one of his officers, that officer lost his testicle in a fight, check wikipedia its quite an funny story

[StuckatBootCamp]

" CONTROL ALT DELETE!!!!"

[EpicTurtle77]

Me gusta

[MrGhost4077]

Why does Joel always play the Nazi?

[l0lRocket]

@MrGhost4077 Who else could have pulled it off so awesomely other than Joel?

[ProGamerAdvanced]

@MrGhost4077 He likes Call of Duty World at War....

[battousai12345]

@MrGhost4077

Because Nazis are idiots.

[KaosArcAngel1998]

@MrGhost4077 because he is one O_O

[dmw54001]

i used to have a peni that small then i took an arrow to the knee

[MrLonnie18]

Lmfao "wat about america?!....honestly fuck america"......U PIECE OF SHIT!!

[TmastaTay]

Hahaha in the tags it says: "Penis" then following: "War"

[natemag1]

press 2 3 7

[BlackLegion104]

Man... Dude... Captain NoNuts, bro.

[ClydexHappiness]

Ah what's the song in the credits?

[thewierdone1989]

press 2 then 3.

[MultiLightining]

Man, Captain America is being such a dick about this. :)

[mrbeanthe2nd]

@MultiLightining i see what you did there

[MrTalp1]

1:28



[kobikobi963]

"America?"

"Fuck America honestlly"

"You piece of shit"

My favorite part!!!

[VermillionMan1]

lol joel

[DarthVethok]

Captain Penis. xD

[jvreishammerfall]

how the hell did hittler saw his penis ?? "joel hitler now with x-ray vision"

[TheDrunkfarmer]

@jvreishammerfall captain america is wearing tights its preety obvious

[dmw54001]

HITLER JOEL!!!

[GETOUTOFMYFACE1000]

3:46 Mother of god !

[armchairmaster]

@GETOUTOFMYFACE1000

You,sir, just earned 5 cool points.

[GETOUTOFMYFACE1000]

@armchairmaster Thanks :-)

[EvilSpoon]

LOL, Joel making fun of him was the best part!

[TheJackSack12]

its like a baby carrot lol

[UtopianEnrico]

if he has to cover his penis with his shield that means he has no pants on WTF

[notgayguy222]

who wouldn't be afraid of a midget using his giant penis as a battle axe?

[kattwuver202a]

they dont need displacement for that, its called steroids XD

[theroebuck123456789]

since when do the soldiers of WWII (American) has Uzis?

[cathalh6]

The roster teeth logo is on the doctors coat :D

[nycdude340]

Joel makes a great Hitler

[EpoaVIDS]

@nycdude340 I'm better.

[RiggadonDan]

3:47 "mother of god"

[iggi10]

Lmfao! "Honestly, Fuck America"!

[zombiewarrior225]

why doesnt he just take steroids

[PaNtSiNfLaMeS]

@zombiewarrior225 they make your dick smaller idiot

[zombiewarrior225]

@PaNtSiNfLaMeS yeah they also make you look stronger which is what happens in the video so your the idoit

[PaNtSiNfLaMeS]

@zombiewarrior225 you make no sense. have you even seen the movie or any of the cartoons? also how would that help him? if his dick is already tiny cause of the enhancement then why would he take steroids to look stronger? hes already a super human

[zombiewarrior225]

@PaNtSiNfLaMeS i mean instead of using the machine why didnt he just take steriods

[PaNtSiNfLaMeS]

@zombiewarrior225 omg. his dick would still be small, what arent you getting here?

[CaptianComment]

I like how Joel just repeats the same German line over and over but the captions are different, haha.

[sarge301]

lol, epicmealtime theme

[GaltarDude1138]

3:55 That's an awesome laugh, Joel. No really, it's awesome :D

[shadowmik9]

who is the guy that is after him

[callmeking1000]

what about K.F,J ?

kINEDY

[LutherianGuard]

Joel was the best thing in this video.

[wolvycrusher]

Still not as gay as twilight

[Musicmaster182]

"Well fuck America" haha. That reminds me of SLC Punk! ...Ahh no one knows that movie.

Good short though!

[XxXtechieXx]

@Musicmaster182 dont worry, i LOVE slc punk!

[razovmorton]

@Musicmaster182 iv seen that movie and its pretty cool

[WILLorMADfilms]

@Musicmaster182 love the movie

[Idonotknow407]

it looks like a baby carrot

[pwnstar1369]

or an ear



[jerrypon83]

Hahaahahahaha... OOhhh Joel!!

[IggyBeBallinTV]

Epicmealtime music!!!!!!!!!

[alexg3b]

@IggyBeBallinTV nope, red vs blue music

[IggyBeBallinTV]

@alexg3b Search "Fast Food Lasagna" skip to 4:42

[Billowix]

@IggyBeBallinTV You're both wrong. Pro Scores music from Video CoPilot.

[alexg3b]

@IggyBeBallinTV am i supposed to see them eat it? cuz thats what i saw, if its about the music, it seriously is rvb music, its called Agent Tex

[sparcer1]

only the penis and music stops abruptly.....lol even music knows thats bad