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  • @OldaurGold "better"... There is no god.

  • @JezusSlave There is no god.

  • this is funny

  • he is funny as hell but his attire is goofy 

  • @jubani93 Does it make it better or worse that those are just my normal everyday clothes and not some wacky get-up for the stage?

  • How to be a good cockroach: Throw itself down upon atheists' throats

    jk of course lol nice vid

  • and the pop out advertisement says keep the 10 commandments..be holy people.

    bullshit..these ads are wasting space

  • Hey idiot, why don't you stop saying bad things about hinduism

  • @OldaurGold Despite you're immature name calling I will answer your question. Because I'm a comedian, and we make fun of things and if you don't like it you shouldn't watch videos with comedian in the title. Also because I was on tour with one of my best friends, a Hindu comedian named Tapan Trivedi and we make fun of each other but it's affectionate. Any other questions?

  • @klfly hindus pray to god idiot. stop looking at them in an atheistic way

  • @OldaurGold Why did you delete your original bit of name calling? If you are going to start an exchange and then delete your post you will not be welcome to comment here.

    I never said anything about whether Hindus do or don't pray to god. Not sure where you got that. You are making yourself look immature with the name calling, please try conversing like an adult, even if you're not technically one. Thanks.

  • @klfly we pray to god and you better understand that

  • @OldaurGold Again, who are you having this argument with? I fear you are unstable. I have made no comments in relation to who you do or don't pray to.

  • @OldaurGold Hey, don't go getting all Muslim Fundie on us, man.

  • @OldaurGold Hinduism is a religian that could be why.

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  • @OldaurGold its called comedy, u make fun of people in a JOKING mannor,. hes not being malicious. its a JOKE. hence him being on stage doing stand up

  • Good stuff, Kieth. Keep up the writing.

  • Evolution is not science. Mutations do not order anything. Evolution is a false teaching. Atheists believe that fairy objects and forces order things.

    watch?v=HoKVVYJ8KJM

  • @JungleJargon

    You don't need to believe the theory of evolution to be an Atheist. They are two entirely different things.

  • I'm so glad my parents (who are religious) didn't force feed me religion. In fact my mom caught me reading the bible one time and she was appalled. She sat me down and said: "you can be anything in this world, just please don't be a Christian".

    I can't understand why people would want to worship such and evil prick. The things he does on a daily basis are despicable and unforgivable, he is essentially a cunt.

    Ohh cunt, who art in heaven...

  • My parents brought me up in the Baha'ii religion, and man, is this bit spot on! The whole "they can all be right" attitude felt like such an insult to my intelligence. I'm not stupid, I can tell when two claims are mutually exclusive. I will give them credit for this, though - the Baha'ii tradition of studying other religions to look for the similarities is a surefire path to atheism if you're the sort of person who thinks objectively.

  • @dunbar9finger Absolutely! Reading Sidhartha by Herman Hesse introduced me to world religions and started me toward atheism.

  • @dunbar9finger At least it proves a more open mind then the religious people who are convinced that their religion is the One and Only True religion and their God is the One and Only True God.

    But you are right, Baha'ii is probably an easy path to Atheism compared to the indoctrinated ideas in my head I had to get rid of after being raised a Christian.

  • @lightandbeautiful None of us deny there is a difference. We're okay with difference. Difference is nice. They're just framing themselves as victims? They haven't been burnt, killed, harassed, marginalized and oppressed through the centuries?

  • @lightandbeautiful of course there is a differance. one lot suck cock, the other dont. simple

  • I am a Christian and this guy is hilarious! His views on religion won't change my faith, but I would certainly hang out with him just because he's entertaining.

  • that was hilarious!!

  • yes!!!!!!

  • LONG LIVE ATHEISTS

  • @bryanmj22 Think about it. "LONG LIVE ATHEISTS" , but one day they'll die and that's it, right? Theists live on forever in the next life. In the "spirit" of comedy, can you see the humor in the statement? ;)

  • @Redskin1040 If only the next life was true. I don't understand how you can be so ignorant. The bible promotes rape, torture, slavery and genocide, is that okay with you? I remember when I was superstitious.

  • @Gamespot25 I know it's difficult to believe when so many use Him to selfish ends. But, it's easy when He is truly accepted. Many say they do and really don't. I used to be not "superstitious" (former atheist, yes, really) but, I was blessed to find the truth. And, guess what? Many are stubborn to accept as they aren't looking past scripture and history to the real message of love. Don't educate yourself beyond intelligence. I wish you happiness and pray for His love to you my friend.

  • @Redskin1040 I just find it hard to believe a book that has been written thousands of years ago, rewritten by imperfect humans. I've read and done enough research to say that I'm an Atheist. You do know that every child that is born, is born Atheist until their parents indoctrinate the kids with their superstitions. That's how religion continues on.

  • @Gamespot25 If all religion were wiped out Man's inspirational and spiritual nature would eventually start again with the question "why am I here, etc" even if a few thousand years went by. You don't have to look at a book or a set of rules you percieve are written by Man. Finding the true meaning of God will let you discern what is good in any text not by our personal take on it which, is why there are somany differences amongst us but, He will truley guide you in. God is love, not tradition.

  • @Redskin1040 Going to respond one last time, you live in a fairy tale world. Have you even thought about it?

  • @Gamespot25 I said I was an atheist. I found what I was looking for. It's not uncommon for atheists to find faith. It just doesn't happen often. As a militant atheist, I needed evidence to God's existence. I received it, I'm happy and blessed that I did and no amount of argument to the contrary will ever change that. Others benefit and I lose nothing. What else do I need to think about? Not trying to convert you, just saying it like it is for me. Good talking with you.

  • @Redskin1040 "No amount of argument to the contrary" you may have been an atheist but you were never a critical thinker and you didn't need evidence you needed a reason to believe. evidence is tangible, i guarantee you have not seen a lick of tangible evidence to support your belief. I'm not saying you are wrong in your belief, but you are being intellectually dishonest by acting like you were a critical thinking atheist who found jebus.

  • @youbetzler If I had a nickle every time I heard of "critical thinking" ... I'm not going into the explanation of the proof I received., because unless it happens to one personally, one would never believe it. I wasn't looking for a reason to believe and since I didn't believe, was I looking for proof either. So I'm ok if you don't want to accept it. I did enough critical thinking. May Jebus bless you:)

  • @Redskin1040 saying "if i had a nickle every time i heard of 'critical thinking'" doesn't change my point. You just brush off the complete refutation of your point with that stupid statement like it somehow means something. You have done no critical thinking, this is pretty clear by the fact that you won't even present your so called evidence to me because you know it cannot stand up to logic and reason. Like i said you were looking for a reason to believe, that or you are just insane

  • @youbetzler Mmm? Seems like you have nothing better to do than start a useless debate with a total stranger. I'm not interested in whether you believe or not. If I met you on the street and talked about our views, I'd say "cool, you do your thing and I'll do mine, now let's get a beer".

  • @Redskin1040 i'm not trying to start a debate, i just don't like your "i used to be an atheist just like you" angle, it's quite clearly untrue and It's very dishonest, and well unchristian of you to be honest. Maybe the god you believe in isn't the christian god, but i see a lot of this dishonesty from Christians and it bothers me. believe what you want to believe but you don't have to lie about it is all i'm saying.

  • @youbetzler "i used to be an atheist just like you" angle, it's quite clearly untrue and It's very dishonest, and well unchristian of you to be honest. " You don't know me to make such a claim and I don't se why I have to lie. As I said. I don't care what you do or don't belive. Go argue with a fundamentalist.

  • @Redskin1040 i've never even mentioned what i believe, nor am i arguing your beliefs. You think this is some kind of religious debate when actually i'm acting your merits specifically. You don't defend your position because you know you cannot, you just wanna go out there and be all "hey i was an atheist now i found jesus so if i was like you it must be true". When it is blatantly dishonest and fuels the very idiots i have to deal with on a regular basis.

  • @youbetzler This isn't a debate. You're expressing your opinion. That's fine. I respect that. Live your life and I'll live mine. What idiots are you dealing with? Fundamentalists? Converts? What is it that you're looking for?

  • @klfly You're pretty funny dude. Keep on keeping on.

  • i'm a good cockroach!!!!!! DAMMIT!!!! XP

  • fuk atheists

  • its not a law that you have to go to church I assume you dont obviously. People go to church and believe in God because they want to and they truly believe there is a higher power.Just respect that because even though I dont agree with you I respect your choice.

  • @BUDx2 I actually go to church occasionally. I go with my in laws and every Easter I take my mom to church. I don't disrespect Christians, my goal is to challenge the ideas not disrespect the people, but I will not let something being declared sacred stop me from satirizing it.

  • @BUDx2 You are a rare breed then.

  • @BUDx2 "People go to church and believe in God because they want to and they truly believe there is a higher power.Just respect that"

    Personally, I don't care what people believe - as long as they keep their non-sense to themselves. However, when people start funding organizations that work to take over politics, education, as well as domestic and foreign policies that effect others - I speak out against the tyrants.

    Respect is not automatic - it's tentatively given.

  • @BUDx2 any christian that respects a atheists view is fine by me it is the ones that take pity or try and pray for me that I find insulting and rebel against in

  • Oh my god the elephant bit was priceless...I now love you.

  • @b33p3rz Love is good. :D

  • @BUDx2 So, which of the religions of love and eternal grace are you and adherent to?

  • @klfly

    I beileve in God and thats all that matters. And if you dont believe in God thats your choice and I respect that but if you want athiests to be respected and liked you cannot go around making fun of people who do believe in christ. When you people can prove for a 100% fact that God does not exist then you can say all you want. but I dont believe that will ever happen just my opinion though.

  • @BUDx2 You realize that the burden of proof lies on you, since you argue for the positive *he DOES exist*, and not with us because we simply are content with saying No one can possibly know and we choose to be skeptic of stories. NOTHING is above criticism, and I'm sure that provided a night of great laughter and bonding between people who would've normally took those positions as nothing but separative at face value, ie: they coexisted, and thrived because of it.

  • @BUDx2 If theists stop using faith to justify all their hirrific actions then maybe we'd respect you too.

    "I'm going to fly a plane into a building because Allah told me to"

    "I'm going to murder this gay couple because yahweh (that's christian) doesn't like them"

    And stop brainwashing kids at bible camps. I've seen some of the videos, it's disgusting.

    Also proving that a god exists relies on you.

    There's much more I could say but youtube only allows 500 characters.

  • @randomperson2538 Im not telling people to do anything and if a christian were to kill a gay couple i would be very ashamed. I want everybody to get along I really do. All im saying is dont bash people who believe in God its just not right.

  • @BUDx2

    "atheists are the scum of the earth"

    "I want everybody to get along I really do"

    *cough* retard

    people VERBALLY bash on believers because you believe in something that hasn't been justified by logic then try to force it into the real world.

    teaching creationism as FACT

    creating brainwashing bible camps

    telling everyone how to live

    telling people that they are going to burn in hell forever and shunning them for not believing wha tyou do.

    that is why... theists are fuckheads.

  • @BUDx2

    Actually we're the smarter people.

  • @BUDx2 jokes and jokes and jokes and jokes

  • @BUDx2 Isn't that a little stereotypical?

  • Great set man, loved it!

  • @Sabre809 Thanks! 

  • Decent. I enjoyed. Keep up the great work mang!

  • God has horrible customer service. Can't send it back, no store credit, I mean hell good luck trying to find the receipt even- almost like it vanished into thin air.

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  • @leaucargaison Your caps lock seems to be stuck. Also, comedy is subjective. I'm fine with you not finding it all funny. I'm sure there is music that I love that would fail to move you as well.

    Why shouldn't religion be made fun of? My ideas are all open to and able to withstand critique and ridicule. You should know this was part of a show called The Coexist Comedy Tour. There was a Muslim comic, a Buddhist Comic, a Christian, a Jew, and a Hindu and they all made fun of each other as well.

  • @leaucargaison religion NEEDS to be made fun of

  • @leaucargaison Calm down fruit loop. You're acting like a religious person right now.

  • @leaucargaison everything should be made fun of but his jokes really arent funny and its not the way someone should laugh about religion and maybe it shouldnt be an atheist

  • @leaucargaison Satire my friend, anything is a target in the comedy world, people who are offended, are just people with a bad sense of humor, if every comedian stopped saying a joke because ONE person didn't like it, no one would have material, its all just for fun, now relax and enjoy your life because next thing you know you could be dead so just have some fun!

  • @leaucargaison are u sure ur an atheist ? we have to make fun of the stupid religious ppl ... maybe one day they will wake up and see the truth ! i feel bad for every religious person.. they have no idea what a universe is , and they wasted their time praying

  • @leaucargaison Well its simple really...if you don't like it click on something else. Its not his fault that you obviously have no sense of humor.

  • @leaucargaison Learn how to spell.

  • @leaucargaison every minority has the right to be discriminated

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  • @toughbutfair32 Difficult to know who you're talking too when you don't hit reply or at least address by name/moniker.

  • @klfly *to

  • @klfly I can tell you're going to lose a lot of sleep over that mistake.

  • @toughbutfair32 Ha. I'm getting spoiled by the ability to edit comments on google+.

  • @knightoftheawakens My mistake then, I accidentally mistook you for one of THEM.

    I'll give you a great reason, one that doesn't rely on the obvious conclusion that religion is just a tool for exploitation: there is no guarantee of a reward in the afterlife even if you took the Loki-god seriously. Pascal's wager doesn't apply to the trickster god, who'd do anything for a laugh, so you can safely give him the finger and just live the hell out of life.

  • Haha, I love this :) . I don't know why, since I saw it coming, but his "Enjoy being a rat. *STOMP*" had me laughing out loud, quite literally xD .

    -IMP ;) :)

  • @TheShinobi32 The word is "also" not "all so".

  • So you atheist need to read the bible because if you reject Jesus and God you are in deep shit and it will be all youre fault for being dumb asses like this guy but don't say i did not warn you.

  • @TheShinobi32

    ahahahahahhaa

  • @TheShinobi32 yeah everyone should follow EXACTLY what the bible says. The bible tells you to stone your daughter if she badmouths you...I don't think your dad ever stoned you as a child as far as i know...wouldn't surprise me though

  • Just remember this all you dumbmenist i mean atheist when you go to hell you put youre self there for refussing to believe in God and Jesus so remember that so you are youre on destruction for being dumb asses.

  • @TheShinobi32 troll harder faggot

  • @TheShinobi32 lol shut the fuck up, people doesnt go to hell because they dont believe in god, they go to hell because of their actions. Im catholic btw

  • @jorgebeltran It is don't you idiot and you need to read the bible again dumb ass.

    How earnestly i tell you this-anyone who believes in me already has eternal life!Yes i am the bread of life!John 6:47

    I say emphatically that anyone who listens to my message and believes in God who sent me has eternal life,and will never be damned for his sins but has already passed out of death into life.

    This is all from the bible.

  • @jorgebeltran

    There is no eternal doom awaiting those who trust him to save them.But those who don't trust him have already been tried and condemned for not believing in the only son of God.John 3:14-18.

    So who knows more about the bible me or you.

  • @TheShinobi32 Pff dude seriously do you think god is going to make an atheist burn in hell just because he isnt christian. For example in China, nowone is really spraying the word of god, they are raised with budhist beliefs. But their religion teaches them to be respectful and they pretty much have a good life without hate. Are they going to hell? Don´t take things in the bible too literal. Obviously God is justice, he is not an idiot.

  • @jorgebeltran People do not go to hell because they are not christian they go for refussing to believe in God and Jesus and all so for worshiping idols-false gods and it says that in the bible you can be a dummy and believe what you want to but i believe the bible just like i do not trust most preachers alot of them are fakes so you can believe what ever you want to,better you than me.

  • @TheShinobi32 believing in god and jesus and being a christian are the same thing aren't they?

  • @Voidevil Not per say when Jesus was walking on earth there were no religions from what i remember reading like jews are Jesuses people but i dont think there christian per say but the point is to believe in Jesus and God and except Jesus as youre savior and ask for forgiveness for youre sins thats mainly what God and Jesus really ask for and they offer you eternal life in heaven but people act like that is so hard to do or it is a bad or stupid thing but they will putting there selves in hell.

  • @TheShinobi32 so christians, jews, muslims and satanists are going to heaven then? they all believe in god and jesus

  • @TheShinobi32

    holy shit. i could not understand a single thing in that wall of words. you used one period in a five line comment lol. plus your grammar is god awful. how can i take you seriously?

    answer: i really cant LOL

  • @LoLiTzOmg Holy shit you are retarded and you can take that grammar shit and stick it straight up your ass along with that 12 inch dildo you stick up your ass all of the time and im pretty shure satanists want go to heaven they worship satan like duh you dumb fuck.

  • @TheShinobi32

    i guess you just proved my point. plus, im not a satanist. to be a satanist i have to believe in satan. and to believe in satan is to also believe in god, idiot. but im no where near stupid, unlike you.

  • @LoLiTzOmg There is difference between believing in satan and worshiping him bird brain you probably do not even believe in God and Jesus and you say im stupid,you are as stupid as new born chimp.

  • @TheShinobi32

    are you fucking retarded? in order to worship him, you have to believe in him first. lololololololol

    no wonder youre religious, youre fucking stupid.

  • @TheShinobi32 Satan is badmouthed in the bible, the bible is gods book. Basically, god is just talking shit about satan and he's being the bigger man by not replying. That's assuming that any of this bullshit has any kind of fact behind it (which it doesn't). God is a sexist, vindictive bellend who acts like a child and throws tantrums. Congrats on choosing such a great leader.

  • @MrTowerofPisa Of course he is bad mouthed in te bible he is evil you idiot he wants to torture you and and everybody else for eternity and you are taking his side you most be retarded but you have fun spending some quality time with him since you are so for him and when you stand before God be shure you tell him what you think of him im shure he will be pleased to here what you say and you will be face to face with him eventualy i guarentee that.

  • @TheShinobi32 hahaha, you're an idiot, I not once said I side with the devil, it's impossible to side with something that doesn't exist. All I'm saying is, you're only shown one half of the argument, God could be the evil one and satan could have put the bible on earth to "test our faith". If you still don't understand what I'm saying, there is no hope for you, you obvioulsy aren't much of a critical thinker and aren't too big on logic either.

  • @MrTowerofPisa If you think God is evil and satan is good you are by far one of the biggest retards ever put on this earth,if you think God,Jesus and satan do not exist you are retarded but im real shure you will meet all three eventualy and make shure you tell them that you do not believe that exist.

  • @TheShinobi32 I didnt say that satan is good or god is evil, just use your brain and analyse the situation for yourself instead of just memorizing and churning out shit that others tell you. If any of these fictional characters actually existed, it is entirely possible that they aren't who you think they are as you only have 1 book that states god is the good one. If you STILL can't understand what Im saying, there is no point in this conversation, you're incapable of critical thinking.

  • @MrTowerofPisa Unlike you im smart enough to know that God and Jesus are good and satan is bad that is common sense for one thing Jesus when through alot of pain,ridicule and sufferring to save you and everybody else from going to hell if you will just believe in and accept him you idiot but if you want to be a dumb ass and go to hell better you than me just watch the passion of the christ and you will see what Jesus went through to save your stupid ass.

  • @TheShinobi32 Yes, you're really smart, using a fictional movie to prove a fictional book. This is what religion does to people, turns their brains to absolute shit. And why is that commmon sense? because you were told it? that doesn't make it common sense. For the last time, try analysing something for yourself. If you come back with another retarded argument, I'm not going to bother replying because you're obviously not worth my time. You, sir, are beyond saving.

  • @MrTowerofPisa And you sir are a fucking retard that will probably get to spend alot of quality time with satan and being his bitch so you have fun with that.

  • @TheShinobi32 Do you not know what Jesus was about? He was about love and kindness, and respecting someone even if they have different ideals then you. He did not shove what he believed down others throats and didn't scream at people that they were going to hell for being different. You don't have the right to judge for that is your god's job. If you can't except what Jesus was about and practice what you preach then stop calling yourself a christian, for you have failed.

  • @LadyCrazyMonkeyPants Look here you stupid bitch i know what Jesus and God are about i have read and studied alot about them and you read the bible and see for yourself what it says about gays and even about guys wearing girls clothes and girls wearing guys clothes and one reason why sodum and gumora was destroyed was because of all the gays you dumb ass and i do not dislike someone just because they are gay if they want to take that big of chance of going to hell better them than me.

  • @TheShinobi32 hmm, well... if you had studied like you say, you would know that it is spelled "Sodom and Gomorrah", that the word that Jesus spoke IS about loving others and not shoving your beliefs down others throats, and that you're not speaking the words of the bible or jesus. As for people that are gays/lesbians/bisexuals... to each their own! Oh, and your "better them than me" quip was really christ-like. (insert blatant sarcasm into last statement) that being said... I pity you.

  • @JPGuitarGuyFutrell I do not care who or what you pittty you hampster brain bitch and read the bible and see what it says about gays and people who refuse to believe in Jesus and God you dumb fuck,it says for one thing the people that refuse to believe are doomed to hell you stupid shit.

  • @TheShinobi32 hey thats good you believe in God, but act the wya he wants you to act.

    -Praise Jesus the LORD!

  • @TheShinobi32 Oh my, rather testy aren't we? On a quick side-note, I applaud your use of such godly language as "you stupid shit", "dumb fuck", and "hampster brain bitch". You might cool off and realize that you are only pushing people away from christianity and giving people all that much more to goof on. You are actually hurting the already damaged reputation of christianity by your blatant display of close-minded and violent/vulgar tendencies. Give that some thought... please.

  • @JPGuitarGuyFutrell Do you think i care about what you and most other people believe in you idiot i will not go to hell because of other people refussing to believe in God and Jesus or because they worrship false gods you dummy they will.

  • @TheShinobi32 ah, see that's better language for these comment boards. Please remember that in the future. That being said, the muslims could and do (sometimes) say the same thing about christians. They believe that christians will go to hell because they do not worship allah. It seems to me though that you believe just by being christian that you're immune from hell... read that bible again and find out otherwise. Matthew 7:2, Matthew 7:21 and Matthew 25:40 would be a good place to start.

  • @JPGuitarGuyFutrell Yeah and you might want to read John 3:16,John 6:47,Romans 10:9,John 6:40,John 3:14-18,John 6:47,48

    I say emphatically that anyone who listens to my message and believes in God who sent me has eternal life,and will never be damned for his sins,but has already passed out of death into life.

    That is straight from the bible so you can see i read the bible you idiot i have since i was a kid.

  • @TheShinobi32 whether you read the bible is not in question, its how well you KNOW your bible, and not just the words but the message and the meanings that those words have. You can't take everything in the bible at face value or you'll miss a lot. I learned to read before I ever went to school reading, you guessed it, THE BIBLE! So I know it pretty well. Regardless, you're really not setting a good christian example to those on youtube. Maybe you should be positive rather than condemning?

  • @JPGuitarGuyFutrell Look here i could care less what other people do as long as it does not affect me or someone i care about if they want to be stupid atheist and spend eternity in hell better them than me im telling people what it says in the bible it tells you you will go to hell if you do not believe in God or Jesus and accept Jesus as your savior,it tells you you will go to hell if you worrship false gods like Budah or Alah and that is all so common sense.

  • @TheShinobi32 again, other religions can and do say the same of you. That being said... I obviously don't believe like you nor am I able to open your mind. You're "common sense" though I quite honestly find self-righteous and quite narrow-minded. I will not be replying after this, however, in the sense of fair play... you should know that I'm not a christian... I'm actually an eclectic wiccan. Comment as you will on that, I can honestly say I don't care. Blessed Be regardless

  • @TheShinobi32

    Allah is God. Same one Christians and Jews believe in. Read a book. Not the Bible, we know you got that covered, other books.  Back to the show.

  • @TheShinobi32 Welp. You are just as heck bent as the Mother from that one video for yelling at her son and cussing at him because he doesn't believe in god. That is what religion does to ya. You for example. You should read your bible. You will understand why there are atheist around the world. And I bet when you do realize that god is a Homophobic, Sexist maniac. I am sure you will still defend god even when he is a close match with Adolf Hitler... Just only with magical powers...

  • @TheMegaOverlord14 I do read the bible dumb ass i have them in my room and when you stand before God be shure and tell him what you think of him im real shure he will be thrilled to here what you have to say about him,good luck with that.

  • @TheShinobi32 Yes. But have you read ALL of it? You will be surprised what verses you can find on here. For example.

    This shows that god is a sexist god. 12 But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence.

    13 For Adam was first formed, then Eve.

    14 And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression.

    Dont believe me? Think I am BSing you? Do your research. And come back to me. I will be happy to show you more.

  • @knightoftheawakens Look here hampster brain i have believed in God and Jesus most of my life and i probably study about them more than alot of other christians or so called christians do and i know what i believe in and what i do not.

  • hey look im an elephant CHECK OUT ALL THESE ARMS !!

  • @knightoftheawakens Lol I like this idea that your lord and savior is a trickster god trying to make people believe he's not real.

    "Enjoy the lake of fire for an eternity, because I fooled you into thinking I'm not real!"

    He'd be more like Loki, the Norse god of mischief and the night, right? Why would you think something like that is even worthy of worship?

  • @knightoftheawakens For one thing because you are takking a major chance of going to hell for eternity for being an atheist or worshiping false gods it says in the bible you will go there for those things so you better start reading the bible and if you want to take that big of a chance in going there better you than me.

  • Great! Shame about the constant reference to your notes. Keep satirising Religion though. Humor and information - the 2 deadly enemies of religious idiocy.

  • @knightoftheawakens I dont hate other people for not believing in God and Jesus per say i just think atheist are idiots,just like people that worship Ahla or Buddah.

  • @TheShinobi32 Why do you think people who believe in Allah or Buddah (who isn't actually a god) or people who don't believe in Jesus are idiots?  You do realize that you believe in Jesus because of where and when you were born, right? Your "evidence" is regional dogma.

    Had you been born somewhere else, you would have witten:

    " I dont hate other people for not believing in Allah and Mohammad per say i just think atheist are idiots,just like people that worship Jesus or Buddah"

  • @jimbrown257 I believe in God and Jesus for those reasons and i have enough common sense to believe in them,smart people unlike atheist would be like what if there is a God and Jesus and heaven and hell if believe in Jesus and God i go to heaven and have eternal life in paradise and if i do not then i cannot get into heaven so i go to hell for eternity thats common sense and read the bible it says non believers are fools me im not about to take that big of a chance of going to hell.

  • @TheShinobi32 It might help people appreciate your smartness more if you started to learn how to use punctuation marks.

  • @betlamed You and girls can take the grammar shit and stick up youre ass.

  • @knightoftheawakens GOD did not create people who do not believe in him,he created people who CHOOSE not to believe in him.he didnt create robots,he gave us the gift of choice.you can choose to love him or you can choose to hate him,you can even choose to not believe in him.but always remember theyre your choices not his.of course he wants you to choose to love him,but you dont have to,its up to you.but be aware,some decisions come with consequences,and you will reap everythin you sow.GOD BLESS

  • your good man. keep it up

  • @MrPHDinEnglish You still here? Let me know when your 15th year birthday happens; I'll send you a card and a toy rocket. Please, back to the kiddie pool with you. Although, I must concede, the "no brain activity" bit does make sense.

  • @MrPHDinEnglish As for you dying and going to heaven, do you measure your personal experience against others and remain open to the idea that you had a very intense, trauma induce mental experience? You were going through too much trauma to be sure it happened during the time when you had no brain activity for certain. I've done LSD and see wild shit too, but that's because the brain under trauma does trippy shit!

  • @MrPHDinEnglish "First there is archeology" is not an answer. Is there specific archeological evidence you'd care to cite?

  • @MrPHDinEnglish how can you be so sure..

  • Edison did *not* invent the lightbulb.

    It was the forgotten wizard that went by the name of Nikola Tesla.

  • @TheDigitalStone Indeed, Tesla was an absolute GENIUS and its quite a pity that most of his greatest works are either given to someone elses credit or largely obscured!!

  • atheists are people who prefer no universal, all-seeing power whereas believers prefer the opposite. what can you tell about the people by looking at their choice?

  • This dude is about as funny as a stack of dead babies! He suck!

  • God should try healing an amputee for a change.

  • @MrPHDinEnglish I'd tell him it's the Jews fault. The damn Jews deceived me. Free pass into heaven. Blame it on the Jews.

  • @MrPHDinEnglish Gee, In truth I really don't know. But perhaps it would be similar to your reaction if you died and found yourself before, say, Quetzalcoatl. Regardless, I like how you stopped capitalizing "heavenly father" - your PHD in English kicking in, perhaps?

  • @MrPHDinEnglish : Mine would be: "Damn! You are REALLY good at hide and seek!" :p

  • @MrPHDinEnglish No, sorry, no there is not a heavenly father, just a bunch of overgrown children who still believe in the tooth fairy who, by the way, doesn't give a shit about you, even if you capitalize "Tooth Fairy".

  • @bigmandrel It's always fun when people expose their ignorance of that which they dismiss. That you even use the 'toothfairy' analogy tells me that either a) you have swallowed the glib lines of other uninformed but respected anti-theists or b) you have formed an opinion based on absolutely no understanding of the material you encountered. Apparently we 'overgrown children' have far more sophisticated philosophy than you either understand or have even bothered to learn about.

  • @MrWildbill20056 Wow! You can tell all that about me because I used the tooth fairy analogy? Bullshit! You are grasping at straws for a cheap, vengeful payback. Not very sophisticated my child. And, oh yes, you forgot choice c) none of the above.

  • @bigmandrel Yes, I can actually. People's analogies provide a solid insight into how they view an issue. Your use of the 'tooth fairy' is sufficient to grasp your view of the 'God' your critique. It's such a poor analogy to what Christians actually believe that you must fall into the above categories or eschew your position. There is taking of revenge here, simply an illustration of the short fall of your argument. The Christian position is sophisticated, Fairy critiques really are not.

  • @MrWildbill20056 No, you cannot; you just think so. Peoples analogies are just that - analogies. They do not give you special powers or insight into anyone. Besides, I'm telling you you are wrong about me; if you do not want to listen to what I say about myself, then you can (and certainly do) believe in anything, which brings me back to my original comment. Cheers to you, you unsophisticated waste of time.

  • @bigmandrel You are trying to say that the sophisication and appropriateness of someone's analogy is not linked to what/how they actually think?

    You really shouldn't roll out Tooth fairies and then feel in any way comfortable calling other people unsophisticated :P

  • Really enjoyed the comedy, looking forward to I also enjoyed reading the comments and flame war between the two 32s. Such a potty mouth for a child of christ. I am amazed such worldview exists in this age, like the emperor's new fashion line. As for near death experiences, those survivors from a short trip to hell, wouldn't they be totally insane from the memory of experiencing the ultimate mindfuck? Just wondering.

  • You will know the rapture is coming when you hear the heavy breathing :-)

    The last "deadline" drifted by.

    Of course, calculations based on the "Revelations of John" may by a bit challenging - that whole book reads like a bad trip.

  • All people that mock God and Jesus have fun with satan like this guy and when the rapture comes lets see if you laugh then.

  • @TheShinobi32 hey wanna hear something mindblowing?

    WHEN YOU DIES NOTHING HAPPENS. There is no rapture and who is to say you "God" is right as opposed to all other gods?

    Ponder on that for a while.

    Maybe open your mind and listen to other opinions for a sec. It's fun, I promise

  • @godisno11 Well thats funny numb nuts because i have watched alot of near death experience clips on youtube and most of them said they went to heaven or hell or both and the atheist say they went to hell first or only to hell and if you believe in what you are saying or false gods like buddah and alah you are as dumb as a dam donkey and i bet when the rapture comes you be left here on earth going duh what just happend like the morron you are.