Jen Kirkman - Getting Fat

[guitarandrums]

She's hilarious!

[Zeitonimous]

Men are attracted to women not because women have some qualities, but because men are intoxicated by chemicals produced by their own bodies. Women are not hot. They are cold as ice.

[dmckoy91]

that was great

[tunney101]

talk about yourself more.

[Grobari]

Wish i could wear dresses :(

[ArtDaUr]

so is she going anywhere 2night?

[lodxmas]

I can totally relate to the "11 hours of sleep". Ha, she was the sxy nurse in Home movies.

[TheLaughFactory]

@lodxmas I'm trying to get Mr. (Ron) Lynch on the Kevin Nealon Show, so keep an eye out.

[6Diego1Diego9]

@TheLaughFactory why dont you get brenden's dad on the show? eh? eh? :)



[espanolchica14]

@lodxmas oh please i go to bed at 8 and wake up 2 pm ...........also not forgetting the time i slept two days straight and still waked up sleepy ....11 hours during the weekend is not enough

[toddmastria1]

is this comedy? This sounds like one half of a conversation between 2 girls

[SASJKL]

@toddmastria1 i think that's the joke...i think...not quite sure.

[trghudson]

So she gained the 20 pounds AFTER she got married? Hmmmm....

[borskyviolin]

This is one of the better female comedian bits I've heard in a while.

[spyu]

I like her. Has a Louis C.K. like style.

[imblackjames]

LMAO!!!!! absolutely hilarious!!!!

[Gambit08]

Hey it's the girl from funny or die's drunk history!

[TheLaughFactory]

@Gambit08 Yes! I love that episode.

[queeche]

she looks like a Jen, all Jens look alike, i think

[welchbop]

Glad I found this little gem!

[billysandsquirrel]

Her voice is adorable

[kingangelbiddy]

I'll still hit all nite all lol fat or not ..

[geppegep]

whaat? when did it get normal to sleep 9-11 hours? i get like 6-8 max 

[TheCatsLastWord]

I usually don't like female comedians. I never listen to really good ones, and it's unfortunate because I know they exist. But I like her, she's not laugh out loud funny (for me), but I'd definitely go to one of her shows :)

[1misanthropist]

Of course you've got the man in a contract now, so why keep up the charade of looking attractive. Women.......

[UsperKrephus]

I can't listen to that voice, ugh!

[TheLaughFactory]

@UsperKrephus Unfortunately Jen was sick this day, but we thought this story was too funny to not share.

[steviesniper]

@UsperKrephus are you serious!? I was just thinking "damn... that voice is sexy..."

[THEEVERYBODYNOW]

shes not fat :) she very pretty

[jovelina]

So true lol

[kurtandblaine4ever]

I think she's hot.

[DJRoadkill18seven]

women are crazy nowadays ,nuttins wrong wit her body,pretty funny too

[TheMattFillmore]

For some reason I get the vibe that she is a huge bitch.

[utubesqueeze]

I like this kind of understated humor. Shame we couldn't hear the rest of the set.

[bettyjoon3]

omg i'm in love with her she's sooo funny!

[incrowdcynic]

I think she's hot.

[bigglego]

@incrowdcynic me too

[americanVmuscle]

Some fucked up shit! LOL

[Joshstamps]

?????????

[TheZoelzer2]

let me just say 1929 was when the stock market crashed. so how is 9 hours of sleep good in the 20s

[soyuncatacol]

@TheZoelzer2- You're reading a little too far into the joke there, lol

[helenetuff]

Oh, I have the same problem at work. I have gained some weight - but I'm not overweight, but still don't fit any of my jeans, only a black large pant or skirts and some black tops. Then one this male colleague is always nagging about why I always wear black. I have many times wanted to yell out something like this lady - I AM TOO FAT FOR MY F***NG JEANS!

[Dinyctis]

Cute hand gesture for smoking.

[dudewhyfi]

NYDJ

[spacecowboy5000]

She's great! Good material and delivery. Where can I find more?

[SamTheElectroFreak]

i keep on clearing my throat...

[msane4XX]

@SamTheElectroFreak ME TOOO!!!!

[bloodcat333]

That's some funny shit

[BlackHoleification]

#LOL

[tmpennstate]

1:20 "Who the fuck did that?" haha, so true

[passiveMenis]

Wow, I didn't expect this to be this good.

[KanapkaDrobakha]

keep tapping seven 7...take the advise

[W3NDY23]

She's gooood :D!!

[lordgluzman]

She is freackin awesome!

[AndroidPhantom]

just so people know for future reference, if your jeans don't have elastic you look good in them. also the dress made her look like a 19th century polish serf

[Tonylonelyhedgehog]

#Lol

[bleucows11]

listening to her i felt the urge to clear my voice every 3 seconds...

[linux750]

fat chicks wear dresses. fat dudes wear overalls. or size 50+ inch waistband pants

[CasketBallCool]

#LOL

[MrChimpian]

I love fat women...to sit on my face

[spyrius08]

Is it just me? or are female comedians just not funny?

[Hrko1992]

@spyrius08 its just you. your pathetic ego and your sexist view of the world doesnt allow you to laugh at funny jokes that women present because you dont see them as equal.

[MattCadillac]

@Hrko1992 It's not just him. I'll admit, her jokes were much better then most female comedians I've seen. But they're usually just not as exciting as male comedians. Why? They rarely interact with the crowd, they don't move around much to help express their jokes (it's aesthetically pleasing), and all of their jokes are either about men, getting, fat, having their period, or something very similar that men simply can't relate to. I do NOT hate women comics, I just don't like to listen to them.

[OhDangitsAng225]

ill show you shit youve never seenXDD

[debrisofmysoul]

lol the ad is anout weight loss

[sneddren]

She looks better with the 20 lbs than when she's thin (though without the benefit of seeing her sans spanx and other coverings, I have to just assume on some parts).

[MadameDeJaVu]

This was good, she has good style and flow in her material. She looks fine to me.

[BliksemSP]

Show me the shit I've never seen, please.

[cay311]

My kingdom for a funny female comedian!

[DancingSpiderman]

haha Ken Jerkman's purty funny

The fat joke material reminds me of Patton Oswalt's Cheetos "Orange claw of Failure" and "Failure pile in a dog bowl" bits

[themachine43]

shes actually hot.

[CarissaXo99]

Thumbs up if you've ever felt like you can't fit into your jeans!

[bbphnix]

it's scenes like these that kinds make me feel bad.... I don't think there's a man out there more ....thin-centric... is that a word? you get it... out there than me... I mean I only like girls than are thin, any belly at all puts me off; but there shouldn't be so much pressure on them to stay thin... I kinda feel bad about my tastes sometime... it's not like I can change them though.....

[jump3kiwi]

I enjoy comedians who talk about their own imperfections rather than making fun of other people. BTW, perhaps some daily walking and a cheeseless diet would help to get Jen back into shape.

Still laughing at the NYDJ.

[FilthyVirus]

who disliked this????? she's good!

[evilnegi]

I like her voice :)

[lookout4kneegrows]

wow a funny woman. who knew?

[SamKrafty]

@lookout4kneegrows i agreed with you until i read that same post on 20 other female comedian videos. weird.

[zdkezios]

isn't that the lovely thing about dresses, though? hell, i'm getting a kilt so i look less like i'm smuggling hams under my clothes.

[TheLaughFactory]

@zdkezios #LOL

[flyingspacepotatoes]

@TheLaughFactory stop putting lol tags on your own videos and then voting it up.

[3eenkarem]

u r great...........really great

[rickalth]

This is funny stuff "not in the ideal weight range"...lol. Does anyone have the rest of her bit?

[kaylagayyla]

Exactly how I feel. and this is fucking funny. love it.

[Fre3ZinRain]

she is PMSing

[scooped13]

eh, it was ok.

[missyonthanet]

It would be even more depressing if they called them not your sons jeans though. At least you haven't graduated to wearing your hubbies clothing. I'm in the same boat, so I know the feeling.

[LeesiCharlt4k]

Ahhhh this is HILAAARRRR :) lmao

[gpeinado74]

Jen.....your awesome...funny, keep it up....and you look great

[monstermovieman]

Very Funny! lookin good in that dress too!

[ExoticFireGirl]

ahahahhahaahha, lol jen.

[neestle]

Is she sick or is her voice right in the middle of that transition women's voices make when they've smoked for years? I think she's about 2 years away from full on gravel. Then it's a long, slow march to Susan Estrich.

[lipupfatty1295]

I thought you didn't want to have kids so you wouldn't gain weight? 20 pounds is a lot....

[glitzy101]

I think she's hilarious. I know comics hate when she shit gets put on the internet from their sets but I think its great because for us that like the comedian its nice for a little laugh

[AmericaJustin]

Jen Are you OK in this. It sounds like you had a Bad Case of Oral.

[ToniEvora]

Funny + honest + cute = great woman.

[acebrawler73]

Hey! A female comic who's actually really good. Awesome.

[mindrubbers]

I kept hoping they would show an actual fat lady in the audience sitting there with her arms crossed, unamused.

[lalalaland69]

hahahaha shes awesome

[ImpatientGirl6]

I LOVE her! I totally get what she's saying and think it's hilarious. She is too cute. Give her an HBO special already!

[jenkirkman]

And lastly - as a comic, I hate when shit goes on the internet. This wasn't a set that was supposed to set the world on fire. I was working out some new stuff at the Laugh Factory, not getting paid, and the video guy said he was taping and might put a clip up. But since it's on the web - it seems like I'm saying it's important and should be here. You caught a 2:50 glimpse of one night in a series of nights I work out new shit. And that's the shit part of comedy. It's not funny until it's funny.

[ringu]

@jenkirkman I think most people do know that many clips from The Laugh Factory, etc. are comedians working out their routines. It's like listening to outtakes from...a Beatles session. Or something. I gave it a thumbs up anyway. I was just about to post this on my FB page but now...well, for you, I'll hold back.

[jenkirkman]

Secondly,

It's not because I'm a "woman" that I'm complaining about weight. It's because I'm a HUMAN who happens to be a woman. I've been doing stand-up for 13 years and NEVER talked about weight. I've always been pretty skinny - but blimped out this year and it was me talking about a personal and really strange phenomenon that happened.

[computerdelete]

@jenkirkman I had to sign in to my account and favorite this because it was so honest and funny. Please stop explaining yourself to some 14 year old morons on the internet, this clip (even though you were working out new material) was great I loved it, thank you!!! P.S. You played many voices on Home Movies!?!? I don't think you get any cooler than that. <3 Keep up the painfully personal jokes! (you know they're the funniest!)

[jenkirkman]

Guys it's me, Jen. I know I shouldn't explain myself but I have to. This is a couple minutes taken from a 20 minute set that builds and goes places. This bit ends with me talking about a creepy guy in a van staking me out in a parking lot....

[moonvine]

@jenkirkman I think you're so awesome. If you want, I'll go to one of your shows, then listen to my beautifully depressing music, then eat a black of cheese and you can give me tips about what to wear under these dresses cause my goddamn pants don't fit either.

[ExoticFireGirl]

@jenkirkman Jen you are awesome, i have been a big fan of your "scared of flying" part and when you talk about masturbating. I even told about you to some of my friends. YOU ARE BRILIANT!

[ArmenianBeatboxer]

@jenkirkman I love you Jen no need to explain yourself :)

[DrinkSkateSleep]

@jenkirkman That was me, sorry.

[Verification11]

ur beautiful and funny lucky guy

[Pygmahia5]

@jenkirkman lol bull.

[CrazyCREEation]

@jenkirkman lol sounds funny do u have the vid from the whole set??

[GrandTheftAdrian]

@jenkirkman fuck that, youre actually pretty funny in this snippet. good job! :D

[PYR0NinjaPXG]

@jenkirkman So where are you going?

[girlsailor123]

@jenkirkman whoa, that's awesome. The "smoke to burn calories" thing made me laugh a lot along with a bunch of your other jokes but that one primarily.

[Cnupoc]

@jenkirkman Hi :)

[DancingSpiderman]

@jenkirkman Hey Jen, yeah I'm a guy, .... I've got those Orville Redenbacher fat-boy size coveralls, yeah... they're microwave-ready... just pull on the side-tabs BOOM 4 more convenient waist inches in these puppies...

[wibbos]

i love jen kirkman :)

[drainoftheage369]

sucked

[jahgol]

I work at an office with mostly women. This is the kind of thing they laugh at with each other . I don't want to say its not funny its just that its not really funny to me.

[shootshoot]

best one in awhile

[lslewis]

I prefer her as a brunette.

[LittleRunie]

I thought it was funny. The delivery and such. Also it feels good to hear people joke about stuff that gets us down.

[twileyao]

hahaha

[JB4ever234]

Well, i thought she was funny... :D

[CosmoHunter24]

Ok. The last part (2:05 - 2:50) was hilarious. Really.

[michaelencarnacion]

She's hot. I wanna eat her so badly.

[99cents]

Drunk History! It was killing me where I knew her from. I didn't recognize her sober . 

[TheLaughFactory]

@99cents That's right! So funny!

[Sk8ingPimpp]

shes good in chealsea lately but right here shes meh

[MrBeardtard]

thumbs up if your 126 viewer

[Osamaurmama]

2nd

[andrww8]

death