KREMLINTHIRST - The Soviet Powerthirst

[UberAntisocialist]

In Soviet Union, Kremlinthirst drink YOU!

[Bredification]

Prehistoricthesaurus is right. Do you have the ability to speed it up slightly?

[Evi1M4chine]

Now in all new flavors like GOLDMANBERRY and BUTTSACHS!

[PrehistoricThesaurus]

This was excellent. I'm sharing with everyone who saw power thirst. It would be best to speed it up 1.1x-1.2x so it matches the tempo of the original. I'm expecting it to overwhelm my brain with gratuitous amounts of brainwashing, but I could keep up too easy...

[mrbankshott]

You can't really make out the words, but it was funny still

[ninjapirate0507]

Lame.

[theviralzombie]

no.....no laughing...

[GamingCakes]

GOOD JORB KIERNAN 14 STARS

[CFFDan]

YES PERFECT



[doinurmom28]

you will have as many babies as we tell you-One baby!

[IronSquid501]

What's that? You want to buy a 6 pack? Sorry, you can only have a ONE PACK.

[vaska916]

Wheres the original one?

[nuttybollockz]

So vyen Dyrekt TV give me free year supply of Kremlinthirst for most premiyum tyelivision pyekage... I jump in eet...

*kisses tiny giraffe*

[smutery]

congrats u just won best powerthirst imitation video award

[Akirathedon92]

Fuck, I think i'm actually learning something here. UNACCEPTABLE.

[guitariffz83]

Boo...

[HeizenXD]

OMG THAT WAS THE BEST i haven't laughed that hard in a LONG TIME

[awill12392]

You'll have as many babies as we tell you!

ONE BABY!

[CWGProductions1]

Funny, but a bit too much reverb

[Slew42]

I love how obama thirst is in the top of the related videos.

[metsat8ll]

great vid, hard to understand at times due to the echo, though.

[commradevlad]

the content of this youtube has made stalins ghost proud

[BattlegroundFilms]

this is how a powerthirst spoof is supposed to be made

[Sufffrimiento]

this would be sooo even better if the guy who talks made it like an russian accent.

[Edge0fPain]

NO. NO LAUGHING.

ahahahahaaaa!!! Great work!

[nathan16ish]

hahahahaha thats da best 1 iv seen yet!!

[ungougedeyes552]

lol this vid made me get a soviet flag for my room :D

[patbatzu2142]

Sounds like Kalifornia.

[Subcomandante22]

i want lenergy

[samsherbert]

doubleplusgood

-MInTruth

[SchmidtIV]

rofl this has got to be one of the best parodies I've ever seen

[ikanhazw1n]

in Soviet Russia thirst powers YOU

[LOLcatzatyahood0tcom]

Commie Dating Commie Sleeping Commie laffing ... NO.. no laffing

[LettuceClock]

I find it hilarious that idiots get angry because they're too stupid to understand when somethings being complimented (hint: when this video and "gay powerthirst" are labeled quote unquote "good", it's generally a sign the commenter enjoyed the video). Then again, I don't have down syndrome, nor any learning disability that would lead you idiots to the conclusion that calling a video "good" is somehow saying I don't like it.

[Bunnygirl678]

stolen idea, and yet, amazingly well done

[ReaverKun]

States-suppressed nuclear accidents have never looked better in an ad.

[CplYakob]

This really deserves more then just 31,593 views.

I wish I could get some Kremlinthirst and work as fast as STALIN but I live in a filthy Imperialist Western nation..... :(

[dalektaliban]

You want strawberry? Too bad thats only for high ranking officials!

[gleecomm]

...commi laughing...NO, no laughing.

Laughing is a distraction that must be eradicated.

[ZeroSixNinetyFour]

Lenergy !!!!

[mastercheif0217]

i think 18+ people missed the like button

[panzerschranz]

you will have-ONE BABY!

[F00lishEm0ti0Ns]

One Of the best Powerthirst versions Out there...

[arvidsky]

Man. This was lausy. The only fun part was "LENERGY"

[fredotron]

a little work on the timing and it would be better than the original

[nunobettencourtrockz]

That was hilarious

[JDaragonH]

You sir, deserve a medal. This is the greatest "Thirst" I have ever seen next to redomination.

[brehevoli]

ummmmm idk if this pro commi or anti? but its conflicting me.

[cornman7001]

@brehevoli it is, in fact, pro lulz. Don't waste your life dividing the world into black and white - spend your time understanding gray.

[Ikki1604]

@brehevoli It's anti-soviet, but the soviets weren't real commies, so I would guess it might even be pro real communism, which is why it makes fun the soviets

[brehevoli]

@Ikki1604 i know what you mean but if this is anti soviet then i dont think the makers know what real communism is mostly because they would like to believe that the downfall of the russian economy was communism.

[Ikki1604]

@brehevoli True. It doesn;'t make the video any less hilarious though

[Thrashaero]

ONE BABYY!!

[mechwarrior4fan97]

nevermind about what i said, i didnt notice that you were the uploader,LOL

[logythehogy]

Nice vid, all of my friends pretend to be commies, so imma show this to them

[AlphaAGENT144]

ONE BABY

[PaulieSchwarz]

I agree with TheRealTaco87.

[ShadowTheHeavy]

In Soviet Russia, Kremlinthirst drinks YOU! Also, is chenobyl flavout Bonk! Atomic Punch but with the removal of capitalist ideals?

[Ikki1604]

This is really good. Fuck the Soviets for besmirching the name of communist

[Chaosblade777]

Just killing filthy dissidents ALL THE TIME >:|

ARRGH TROTSKY ARRRGHHH

Comrade, you have done the state proud indeed. You get medal, and don't need to show papers to anyone for a week.

[cornman7001]

@Chaosblade777 such luxuries! it's too much for me to comprehend! :O

[eaton1213]

What's that? You want strawberries? well TOO BAD!!!!!!!!

[LettuceClock]

Incredibly easy 2 step guide to making a good powerthirst rip off (this and gay powerthirst)

1) ACTUALLY GO THROUGH THE FUCKING EFFORT TO DO THE VOICE RIGHT.

2) Don't be so unorgional that you point blank rip off the entire script whilst only changing literally one word to fit your 'theme' and keeping everything else word for word (You want STRAWBERRY?! ... Well, too bad. That's only for high ranking party officials)

[noobsmasher123]

@LettuceClock wow thank you so much for giving us a criteria based on what YOU think will be a good parody. the reason i say YOU is because everyone else thinks its hilarious and you dont. i thought it was ok.

[cornman7001]

@LettuceClock Let's see yours.

[Ganthrithor13]

@LettuceClock ... the thing is this is supposed to be a Soviet Russia joke not just a Powerthirst spoof so the voice does not have to be the same.

[jonbiano]

@LettuceClock yeah. well i thought it was pretty fucking funny. well done man.

[KickASS3215]

@LettuceClock : Here's a great idea. Shut the fuck up. Your input, is worthless. So, go back to your basement, and continue to creep on the web. but, be quiet while doing so, because you're too loud at being retarded.

[DiscordChaos]

@LettuceClock Actually, keeping all of the elements of the original intact and only changing select words or phrases is precisely what makes it funny. I think others would agree with me.

[xPxPatchesxTx]

@LettuceClock Actually, the point of spoof is to be clever, whilst keeping most of the script intact. This is probably the best spoof ever.

[BlakeMacey]

No...No lauphing...

[Lulzman69]

Lenine? Awesome.

Trotsky? Also Awesome.

Staline? No. NOT AWESOME.

[papaBAMF]

opposite of this is hippy thirst

[8426560]

probably the best thought out one out of all the parodies.

[Pharapod]

instead of saying "be deported back to hell" you shouldve said "stalingrad" lol

[ogskeetdizzle]

lol insane

[Pharapod]

"whats that? you want strawberry? WELL TOO BAD!" lol

[FilipinoxBandito]

Oh many this was not only funny, but extremely witty! xD

[devildogmre]

Awesome parody and great slam on dirty commies!

[ninmaster1234]

Lol reminds me of hot tub time machine

[zduncoordinated]

Funny

[TelosAndDysania]

I like it too. Good Job.

[jackc413]

one of my favorite remakes

[EvenL33tland]

Energy ICBMS lawlz

[cyndicate123]

commie laughing... no, no laughing. that was probably the best part. that or AAAHHHH TROTSKY AAAHHHH. I mean I'm pro-communist and I found this hilarious.

[TheRealTaco87]

I think Obama had some

[nanodragonpewpew]

lol, one of the best along with original 2

[kavdeman]

this is one of the best powerthirst rips

class vid, loved it :D

[HardikG121]

I completely disagree. This is one of the best versions of powerthirst next to the original and the gay one. Its pretty clever and funny.

[tallestoner]

i think this one was actually pretty good, but does suffer from the biggest problem out there, lack of energy, you dont just say the words, you scream them at the top of your longs

[NeverFoundTheWords]

wow every time some1 remakes the power thirst vids it gets worse and worse, good try, good idea just nt funny dude

[cornman7001]

I'm glad to see you saved so much time by leaving the 'o' out of "not."

[fainyance11]

@cornman7001 are yo ubeing a grammar nazi ro is the other person tollin you and ur trying to be sarcastic? (and if you are,then you are poorly mistaken in thinkg that youtube will take sarcasm seriously...)

[cornman7001]

@fainyance11 I was being sarcastic, but you're right. I don't know why I hoped

[mechwarrior4fan97]

@cornman7001 i dont think he left the O out of Not, he said "nyet" which is russian for "no"

[RockstarDaniel]

@NeverFoundTheWords This is actually INCREDIBLY hilarious if you can actually understand what theyre talking about :P

[cam52391]

dude, most epic

[Saten194]

I love it, but I can't understand most of it, can you make a mix without the echo?

[xxxP41Nxxx]

AAHAHAHA AHAHAHA !!!!! DUDE AWESOME

[jimmoneedstodance]

LOLOLOLOLOLOL

[TheEnviroFriend]

why didnt i think of looking for this.

[guy12389]

lol

[BULLSHIT1173]

Commie Laughing!!

-no. no laughing.

hahahaha this was the best powerthirst parody yet! Genius!

[KyrilTheBreaker]

Very clever.

feedmekids, even more clever.

[robertaplantledzep]

in soviet russia, Kremlinthirst drink YOU!

[superchase08]

@robertaplantledzep god damn it i thought of that when i saw the video thumbnail but u beat me to it!

[whohasmyheart]

lol! i love it!!

[guy12389]

lol

[rmauti]

kiernan, this great!

[spa9876]

brilliant

[feedmekids]

I wonder if it comes in the flavor LENINADE

[cornman7001]

Now there's an idea. I like it.

[feedmekids]

I would drink it.

[kittencooker]

epic. good work lol i dont normally like the parodies but that was hilarious

[Certio0]

Essence of communism!

LOL

[PaladinAlexander]

Anti-socialism propaganda. Nice job, fat capitalist pig.

[bomberman271]

lol ur silly

[pilot91]

ONE BABY

[cantthinkofaname55]

lol "What's that? You want strawberry? WELL TOO BAD!!!! THAT'S ONLY FOR HIGH RANKING PARTY OFFICIALS!!!"  nice change from the other spoofs.

[emonerd826]

You should have said: "Sound the alarm, you're going to get RADIATION POISONING!!!!!!!"

[cornman7001]

@emonerd826 yeah, that's one part that I don't particularly like now. oh well!

[DenziCloud]

This video makes my day every time I watch it :]

[Korny471]

LMFAO so true and funny!! keep it up more more !! 5/5

[ussr5665]

The only part I find funny is " you'll be working so fast the capitlist well be L

Like S.L.O.W D.O.W.N an you'll be Like nyat and nuke them in the face with your ENRGY ICBMs"

[cornman7001]

@ussr5665 well, pull the stick of patriotism out of your butt and enjoy a little humor about history. If you want, I'll make one about how we killed all the Indians, enslaved Africa, and now cannot do anything right!

[ussr5665]

you got me there

[hijcmaddox1]

@cornman7001 that sort of is right

[FretsonFireMuse]

Stalin made Nikes? lol

[ussr5665]

Fag long live the soviet union

[Thrabit]

hahahaa lmao

[XxDiZzY81Xx]

Good shit

[guitarplayr45]

Commy spawning BABIES!! Youl have as many babies as we tell you to!

[SANNAFABICH]

"one baby!" that was fucking hilarious

[lovelessice]

"YOU WANT SRAWBERRY?! Well to bad that's only for praty officails"

[jw2327]

the voice was bad & the words. The idea is good though.

not being from a country where the real powerthirst advert might actually exist I don;t find this funny.

It is still a good idea though but nothing special due to the three aforementioned points.

[Tenebrae17]

hahaha well done! First historically accurate video ive seen on youtube in a long time.

[ChruthPower]

One Baby! nicely adapted

[meyerfilms000]

I'm Russian and I thought this was hilarious! as well as mentally stimulating. Anyone who finds this "offensive" has GOT to losen up.

[RussianFreak09]

Wow, I'm Russian, and although I found that kind of rasist, that was really hilarious. Well, part of it about the solviet union is true. Brainwashing...lol...you're kinda right. Are you Russian?

[OnionsMakeYouCry9]

I'm of Russian decent and study the history just our of pure interest so when I found this I was like "Need to watch this, probably gonna suck" But you proved me wrong!

[MrChillininthecrib]

Well done!

[Jessmaster07]

ROTFL!!! Gratuitous amounts of brainwashing!!

[LOLDISNEYLAND]

hahahahahahaha

hahaha fuckin communism..

[METALIST1989]

go fuck yourself

[Egoist1957]

That was HILARIOUS!

More soviet military armament than your tiny eastern european country has ROOM FOR!!!!!

Absolutely awesome!

[jwalker6666]

you want strawbery? WELL TO BAD THATS ONLY FOR HIGH RANKING GOVERMANT OFICCALS

[cursovfearnor]

hahaha dis never gets old

[bjoern007]

laughing - NO LAUGHING!!!! xD Lmao

[1JollyGreen]

More power than your tiny European country has room for. lolz

[tomgreensucksass]

Ya needed ze wussian accent den yu make perfect vidya.

Hopefully i got you saying that in your head.

[bertverwoerd]

ONE BABY ROFLMAO!

[shanethespaz]

collectiviaztion puns! hah

[ScytheAzure]

i have 2 say the gay power thirst has 2 be the best 1

[MrDeadly25]

this is awesome, "deported back to hell!!"

[jackydoll123]

This will help me studying the Soviet Union for Modern History

[blevins9109]

You want strawberry.....Well TOO BAD! Lolz. That was pretty good.

[colin2579]

i think that was better than all the powerthirts knockoffs, i think its better than the original!

[shiboleth17]

agreed

[Foolwithya]

NO, NO LAUGHING!!

[sjsharkspwnu]

dude. loved this video. one of the best powerthirst ripoffs here

[FistsOfFury21]

LENERGY!

[HarleyCrass]

Commierunningcommieliftingcomm­iesleepingcommiedatingcommiela­ughing No... No laughing....

[huivn]

can you not hear the accent,F4Wildcat?

[F4Wildcat]

let me guess, Made in the USA?

[YouMustDie360]

AWESOME!!

[musicface93]

HAHA

trotsky

[DenziCloud]

i can't get over how epic this is :)

[alien0503]

I Love Lenery!

[volatileprojects]

Nice, man... NICE! if anybody gives this below a 5 star for genius, it went over their head.