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  • @ 1:55 "It's gross, guys don't like to do it (eat pussy) very often..." Hey, speak for yourself - I LOVE to eat pussy. Poor Heaven just hasn't met the right guys.

  • I would never make my girlfriend to do that at lease she wanted to???

  • o.o all i do is gently push the girls head down right after kissing her.....works every time

  • she likes bj's also lol

  • AYYYYYYYE!

  • pubic hair in teeth, hahahaha, that is funny as hell. and the smelly balls thing, i laughed.

  • k so i knew all that stuff :D my dick smell better than ur perfume

  • When they legalize human cloning, can I have one of her???

  • this makes NOT want more blowjobs...ugh. Penis in mouth is nasty. Too bad it feels bomb as fuck

  • she said second twice! haha

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  • wow what a pussy with a pussy, im a guy and i dont give a fuck is a chick is shaved bland 100% or hairier than the rainforest, i get a hair, i be a fuckin adult, pull it out, then continue being a fuckin pro, if you are too much of a bitch to take a pube or two to the mouth, maybe u should rethink being a mindless single minded tool

  • Hmmm... my pubes are soo thick they make Bigfoot look well groomed, and my crotch-stink is soo bad I could teabag a bear into a coma... looks like no blow jobs for me.

  • @odin650 welll thsi girl forgot to mention...thegirl has to like you and actually be ATTRACTED to you to even get a chance..LMAO

  • are you going to heaven??.....1-800-78grace or 1-210-491-5100!!

  • fuck you you are evil

  • Daddy must be proud of this one...

  • @nyr9teen9d4 WTF are you talking about

  • @nyr9teen9d4 What is it not self explanatory enough for you? Just read it over and over again until you get it...

  • She never did, so I left her.

  • Still charged with rape.

  • Wtf is she talking about xD?!

  • 9GAGGERS, RETREAT!!!

  • I Only eat pussies of East-Asain chicks. Most other chicks have stinky pussies. 

  • @cableconnection6 LOL nice...

  • @cableconnection6 my girl is Panamanian never had an issue with that sorta thing. always been a wonderful experience for the sense's

  • @ianrulzall I agree with you, because Latinas are very clean and don't have stinky pussies.

  • THX GIRL U ARE RIGHT AND HELP!

    ALSO THE BAD COMMENTS COMES FROM THE ONES THAT DOESNT SHAVE OR WASH THEIR BALLS

  • next time please tell me something new or blow me

  • how do I get you to give me a blowjob?

  • @HIMYNAMEISEVAN make her horney.

  • HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! Funny

  • I love this chick

  • Snowman James follow me!!!!!!!

  • Why wash your balls? Just find a girl with a stuffy nose.

  • i love you marry me :)

  • How about both guys -n- gals shower together before going down on each other or 69-ing? Great foreplay, plus you'll know you're both clean down there :)

  • so you are an authority on getting guys more blowjobs?? how is that?? this just sounds like a glorified opinion as far as smelly balls and a hairy cock lets start with a pungent vagina, there is nothing that smells worse than a smelly beat to shit disgustingly dirty vagina, maybe more guys would eat pussy if it was shaved and clean as well thats a no brainer, all you did in this video was explain things that could help in possibly getting one which was a no brainer anyway lame explanation sorry

  • i see you talking, but wheres the prack? i wanna see you gag on a hotdog :)

  • this girl that girl, once in awhile it does but not that bad. just like a woman to appeal to what woman prefer.yes thats right men if you want more of this you gotta do this. thinking about yourself much dumbass......

  • # 2 no pressure. and you say shit like eat me and ill blow you. f-u youre barking up the wrong tree. if anyone needs to wash its women..sucking cock is not the same as eating pussy. bare skin (skin) of the cock versus wet suffocated crack somewhat compared to an open wound. hmm bare skin vs wet hole and smell. its more likey that youre basically saying that women want more attention down stairs therfore are the ones that need to wash. not that my wife stinks but in general yes.

  • of course a chic would say something like that. give only so you shall recieve the same. shouldnt have to tell your man to wash in the first place. thats right a chic on you tube suggesting 3 ways to get more blowjobs and of course we all know what they are. #1 clean balls. of course they should be clean unless he just got of work and if you want to rape him when he gets off work then you just do it miss priss.

  • well another dumbass but anyway what does it take for u to give me a blowjob bitch

  • URBAN MEYER HATED BY HITLER....please watch. then watch: hitler hates ohio state.... this hoe needs a job and a life.

  • Worthless slut I bet you like to get deep throated until you puke.

  • I don't have any complaints as to how clean my boyfriend keeps his balls, but I hate how much he pressures me to go down on him. It's a complete turn off and he rarely returns the favor. And he wonders why I don't want to do it very oftin

  • Clean balls and don't pressure her means you have clean balls and no blowjob.

  • I love going down on a women i actually can well orgasm from givng the lady pleasure.

  • I have a friend that pays 2000 dollars just to see if strange girls will give him a blowjob for that money

  • I want some blowjobs willing to pay 2 girls very well

  • I HATE EATING BITCHES OUT SHITS FISHY

  • @dannman4209 you must only get the nasty bitches. which mean you must be fugly as hell. if you dont know what fugly means you are stupid as fuck also. fugly is fucking ugly. either that or your so called bitches are all whores and they dont know how to wash. plus your statement suggests youre a total fag. i bet you love the smell of your own sweaty balls.....

  • @MrBradleyrussell that was the gayst thing iv ever herd 

  • lol its kinda funny to see a girl talk so freely about this stuff , atleast to me cause even the most sex addicted girls I had was shy talking about this things

  • Is that A FUCKING PARAKEET IN THE BACKGROUND!?!

    

  • I'd rather just take the time to cut my bush with scissors. Not as itchy...

  • lmao im pretty sure americans are fine. its usually foreigners that have funky smells ya turkish bitch.

  • @DaNgiTsJosH You are the most retarded person on the internet. OH HERP DERP AM AMMMERICUNT. MAH DIEK SMELLS LIKE CANDY WHEN I DONT WASH IT DUURRRR.

    You srsly think that caucasians dont have smelly crotch areas? fucking retarded okie motherfuckers

  • You know why mens balls smell? because nasty asses dont wash theyre ass americans wipe theyre ass and when you just wipe, the shit smeres in a big line right down ur balls, and when you sweat at the gym or in a hot whether that shit stinks , so scrub and wash ya asses AMERICANS

  • bitch :D

  • show us your tits :)

  • lmao scrub your balls

  • hey can i eat you?????

  • Shave off your pubes and sprinkle your balls with money. Bitches love money.

  • @shegwin okay guys..girls..if im going down ona girl and for 10-15 minutes which is WAY more involved than a blowjob..i expect s bJ..am i WRONG?

  • why the fuck wouldn't people wash their balls? That is fucking disgusting

  • WAIT A MINUTE, who says guys don't like to give oral to girls? Assuming good hygiene, it can be tremendously fun!

  • Vaginas look and smell grosser than Penises. At least Penises are easier to clean.

  • the hell are you talking about? i love eating pussy. if you're with a guy who won't do that you need to look elsewhere.

  • Lol

  • Or you can use Woody Wipes to make sure your balls are clean

  • And then there are the woman who just refuse to give BJs no matter what you do.

  • 1. Money

    2. More money

    3. Yet, more money

  • I prefer it when a guy has pubes, but just trimmed a bit. Nice and neat.

    It looks like I'm with a pre-pubescent when they're completely bald!!

  • today what man doesnt shave his pubes. not with an electric razor with a razor. if you have to tell guys to wash themselves you dont want to be with these guys. also please tell the ladies to shave their whole stuff. not half ass ethier. 100% clean. also who need a women to swallow. what is that? gagging? people are idiots.

  • i just threaten to break up with her, worked twice so far

  • how to get more blowjobs in three phrases.

    1. "now bitch"

    2. "its like a twinky, honest"

    3. "try smiling, it supresses the gag reflex"

  • 1:31 . easy for u to say "wash them hard". a pussy doesn't hurt like a nutsack when u loufa the fuck outta it.

  • @whogivesaflyinfock  AMEN GOD DAMNIT AMEN!!!!!!

  • my need for a blowjob went away when i watched u gab just now.

  • @whogivesaflyinfock Your need for a blowjob went away when you came to the realization that no amount of personal hygiene or grooming on your part would ever be enough to convince a girl to blow you, and that's if you can even get it up in the first place. ZING! Score...askmygirlfriend - 1 and You - 0 still.

  • @TheTruthBeGrown actually my thumbs ups say its 29 for me and a suposed one for you. but since u had to congradulate YOURSELF for your "zing" it might have been a fail just now. lol FOUR MONTHS AGO i already forgot i posted this and ur going through it? i must've struck a nerve...which is a win...so thats 30 for me and 1 for u (ill let u have ur 1 XD) . anyway, thanks for letting me know u got angry. trololololol! haha.

  • @whogivesaflyinfock All your 30 thumbs ups mean, is that there's 29 sorry limp dicks out in the world that get no play (just like you). That would mean it's 30 for askmygirlfriend and 0 for you and 29 others. Have fun substituting the blowjobs you'll never get with World of Warcraft with your 29 fellow failures. P.S. I wasn't angry at all. I was amused at how hilariously pathetic 1 person can get and how there's no shortage of losers (29 and counting to be exact) willing to join you in faildom.

  • @TheTruthBeGrown for someone whos not angry you seem to be dragging out a comment made four months ago quite a bit lol. but whatever you need to say to feel better. thats how i see it. and if you have to pretend you know my sex life just to have attacks at me then you must be desperate. Because pretending to know 30 people who gave a thumbs up just shows your already evident lack of intellect. have a good day now. trolololol! XD

  • @whogivesaflyinfock I don't have to pretend to know your sex life because you don't have one. Theres nothing there to "pretend to know". Secondly, if you felt the need to be so disrespectful by leaving such a douche-baggy comment about your "need for a blow job" then I would have to say it's YOU who is desperate, not only for a blow job, but just for attention in general amongst other things. And I would venture to guess that it's a pretty safe bet to say that anyone who would thumbs up...

  • @whogivesaflyinfock ...your comment is more than likely a douche-bag just like you, or at least aspire to reach your level of pathetic. You're a sorry, bitter, loser, whose need for attention probably hasn't been met since the last time your mother breast fed you. I don't need to pretend to know you and 29 other people are douche bags because you're more than happy to prove it by leaving the comments that you do, or thumbing up a fellow douche bags comment. That's how I see it. Have a nice day.

  • @TheTruthBeGrown haha. ok ok. since you seem angry ill leave u alone. now you're pretending im bitter and still making up an idea of a sex life for me. what i'm still confused about is how you think that fictitious stories of my life would get to me when i (obviously) know it isnt true cuz you dont know me. but like i said friend, whatever you need to say to feel better. and if leaving 2 more comments is what it took then im happy for you XD. like i said before, have a good day!

  • How imaginative.

  • Im a man and I can tell you from experience that the secret to getting more blowjobs from chicks is to........wait for it........... have a BIG DICK. Women love to have something large hot and throbbing in their mouth. Many woman will reply to this negatively, but it will not lessen the validity of what im saying. They literally beg for it when its big. Being rich also helps im sure

  • "shove your face in her crotch, I know its gross and not a lot of guys enjoy it . . ."???

    Really? I must be one of the rare guys that loves it!??

    If there's any reason why men dont do it its probably because they're worried they're not very good at it? After all women can be hard to please at the best of times lol

  • You should make a video about smell fetishes. Or just fetishes in general and touch on that.

  • Alright men remember that WASH YA BALLS

  • HAHAHAAH!!!!

  • 3 easy ways to get a blowjob: shove ur dick in her throat, shove ur dick in her throat, and last but not least, shove ur dick in her throat.

  • We need more straightforward chicks like this out there! ;)

  • oh god women are impossible. wash my balls, ugh

  • My advice to men seeking more head is to find a new girlfriend hahaha Cause if she does not like getting oral then the likelihood of her wanting to do the same for you is slim unless of course you are some loaded asshole who can pay all the bills and put a roof over her head otherwise as rednecks say “that dog want hunt.” hahaha good luck guys your gonna need it hahaha

  • This girl is so full of shit that it makes me laugh. It does not matter what you do to your junk or what you say to a woman she will only Blow you because she wants to. The reality is most women do not like oral sex and the majority of women who do perform it on men do so only because they like returning the favor. Personal hygiene is a give in for most people and the advice she gives could be taken by both sexes but is irrelevant to most since most people don’t live in filth

  • It'd be hot if it was a hot chick talking about it

  • More Cunnilingus = More Felatio! Rad!

  • 3 top videos of Heaven......Get more blowjobs, Grow your penis, and 5 Best porn sites. LMAO

  • I find shoving her face in my crotch works just fine. And why do I have to clean when that is yallz job??????

  • What if I hate her pussy and she refuses a face fuck? Fucking women I swear so god damn selfish.

  • your husband is one lucky bastard

  • My girlfriend blows me until I cum inside her mouth and she keeps sucking for a while & then spits it out. That's just fine with me because the sensation of cumming while still being blown sends me straight into orbit! Plus I never saw the point of a woman actually swallowing the load to begin with.

  • Im 16 and I got a 8.5 inch dick, is this normal? lol

  • @crustylion321 No, having an 8.5 inch dick up your ass is not normal.

  • Myy gurl gave me a bloww jobb andd herr bigg tiddiess werr full off my spermm andd she bit my dickkk hardd. Lol

  • #3: if you pay for dinner thats also another way of silently saying to her she should give head

  • WHAT IF SHE WONT LET ME EAT HER!!!!!!!! Im just stuck now aren't I XP

  • duh. everytime i've hinted about wanting one, the girl has always said will you go down on me first. then they want sex after, which is all good. but most women are my needs first and use sex as a weapon againist guys. besides, only about 10% of all of us are actually good at oral.

  • 1:37-2:08. I have learned that by watching porn.

    Girls suck you of more nicely after you have licked the girl ;)

  • I always wash my dick with soap after toilet.

    I am very clean down there ;) <3

  • @mcksvnssn1

    wtf? can you be more weird?

    next time say "it rubs the lotion on the skin or else it gets the hose again"... creep.

  • @kokofoko LMAO!!!

  • Are "Blowjobs" the real word??

    Do you wanna blow your cock up?

    I dont think that feels so nice.

    More likely a suckjob ;D <3 yay hehe.

    My girlfriend loves to suck my cock but not ??BLOW?? it :S ^^???

    I am an sweden guy :/

    LAWL

  • MY BALLS ITCH, CUM AND SCRATCH THEM BITCH!!

  • So much easier to pay her slutty friend twenty bucks.......

  • i hate harry pussy its gross

  • yea right I would eat her out but she can blow me!!! literally 

  • It's true, my weenie looks bigger without hair, lol !

  • i dont agree with this advice. i tell a girl to give me a bj, grab her head and push her head down.

  • you're ruining blowjobs

  • thanks lmao!!!!!!!!

  • Did she say 'It's kevin from askmygirlfriend . com'?

  • @RawrItzBen  Heaven*

  • @Shr3dda64 Oh...silly me.

  • @RawrItzBen Heaven. read the description T_T

  • I have no problem eatjng pussy.  it's sexy and hot

  • EAT PUSSY!!! There's nothing wrong with it!

  • @tysonoboyoboy theres alot wrong with it lol

  • There's guys who don't shave their pubes? Wow.

  • Like a someboaaaadeeeeee

  • @Best7Account fuk yu bik

  • "scratch yourself and smell your finger" lmao

  • SHOULD HAVE GONE TO SPECSAVERS

  • Cant I just pay you to blow me? ^_._^

  • lmao commercial was just like....THIS IS WHAT HEAVEN FEELS LIKE, I was fapping too. damn!

  • My balls naturally smell like strawberry cinnamon rolls fresh from the oven, just like the kind Ma used to bake. My semen tastes like home-made vanilla ice-cream, just like the kind Pa used to make.. er uh, his ice-cream that is.

  • u look like a naughty librarian in one of those brazzer pornos . . . i would love to fuck you

  • @megamante360 get a life jerk off

  • I hate math...

  • What's the easiest way to get a blowjob from a white bitch?Be black and pull your dick out.

  • @SoCalLocsta oh u got that right =)

  • chick got a ph-d in cock sucking ??

  • Geez I thought girls loved funky balls... especially after a long day in a hot warehouse driving a truck with no AC. All that salt is actually good for your hair and nails

  • wow your cute :)

  • I thought the opposite, that if you do it just after you shower it will taste kind of dull, as opposed to "spicey"!

  • Tip number three to get more blowjobs is to eat your girlfriend out?

    I think we're being tricked here.

  • @Camberwell86 your right!

  • boys wasch the balls :D just cant stop Laughing :D this is becoming bold and beatyfull :D

  • shes a proffesional at this kindof stuff mann shes legandry

  • do you have a sex video

  • want to make sure you never get a BJ. get married.

  • i like using 3, I like doing it to ;)

  • my gf gives my bj everyday and whats even better - she likes doing it a lot lol

  • for you size matters? YES! xD

  • i want to cum all over your face. and yes, i do shave

  • if you want more bj's....secretly find a guy on craigslist. The "aveage" woman does not like to give head....gay men love to. Just sitting there getting sucked doesn't mean your gay, it means you like your dick sucked....

  • @BillyBear you are definitely GAY!

  • @BillyBear No You're Gay Period..Yess You..Getchu sum pussy Boii

  • @adrachiz Well duh...of course I am LOL I'm saying in general if a guy considers himself straight, but wants great head....if he went to a guy to get it, and just got head...the guy wouldn't have to worry that he is turning gay.

  • i thought this video was going to be for girls

  • Eating pussy is great, do dudes seriously not like it?

  • @PhatmanPhunkey il eatt ur pussy and ur ass anyday continuesly for 1 hour

  • @vanmaarwijk Only one hour? That's disappointing. XD

  • @PhatmanPhunkey I do

  • I LOVE EATING PUSSY!!!!!!! and i have no problem with getting head.

  • Isn't this the daughter from the Westboro church documentary with Louis Theroux?

  • hmmm... I love oral... I cld go down for hours on my girl. LOVE oral, one of my fav things to do is be inside and doing the deed, right before she cums pull out and finish her with my tongue... try it guys!!! youll not be disapointed

  • Who the fuck wouldn't use good hygiene when you're trying to get some? That's just stupid, crass, and uncivilized.