Doctor Web MD

[papastiffy]

Stove burn is a symptom of cancer?

[Zac213Minecraft]

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definitely aids

[Zac213Minecraft]

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definitely aids

[akwardturtle16]

It's definitely AIDS.

[epicmeisepic]

Headache=Brain Cancer.

[Mustaschokid]

hmmm why would he need to cover himselfe up if he wears underwear.. 0:56

[TheSphericalIce]

In the Starring section, why is Jake and Pat classed as one?

[TheSupaTwinkie]

dr. amir?

[sheckler489]

i only liked this because jake was in it

[keepcalmanbecool]

@Dimdim316 I'm sure not everyone wanted the poor to die so u can't blame it on the people

[Yuva782]

er whats with all the medical insurance thing? Cant you guys just go see a doctor for like a checkup? Hell we do it in India for about $10 and no health insurance stuff. Not looking to start a fight here internet trolls....

[kasslerify]

@Yuva782 no cus americans are afraid to pay more in tax for free health insurance.

they believe that its ruining their personal freedom and they think its going to be like soviet russia.

They have to pay their own insurance, and in many cases the insurance companies are assholes and wont pay, even though people pay many thousands of dollars for a crappy insurance.

[burgerhead666]

shin spinets suck :(

[jetsuyon]

itz osgood schlatter

[ignatz2000]

It's shin splints, Jake. Treatments include ice, rest, and sucking it up.

[FtWin100]

Dear college humor thanks for having me watch the same old spice commercial 25 times now

[MrManoman42]

Lol, stove burn on the Cancer symptoms list. #5

[6Anger6]

@ryan4697  Lolololol, fuck your mother.

[TheRuthlessTopHat]

Americans

[TheWalkthr0ughGuys]

phhhhhhhhhhhh its definatly aids. lolL

[firebabe98]

actual reality, act up FIGHT AIDS!

c'mon, i can't be the only one that likes both..

[Downbrokenhearts]

@firebabe98 Well,aids isn't curable,but when in the HIV phase you can almost reach an average person's lifespan (Not infected) with some Antiretroviral drugs.

[TheLuckyCream]

@firebabe98 you mean rent?

[jwatime]

I have stove burn and sour stomach! Oh No! it's cancer!

[MrPredatoronline]

what happened to this guy????

[aguy70]

aids

[kittylovesrock98]

OMG !! sneezing causes cancer 0:45

[kcajeeserb]

stove burn was the 5th on the list of cancer symptoms Bwahahahaha

[samuelml11]

"xsssss its definitely aids" lmao

[DaTubaDude97]

there's a health insurance add right next to this video!

[tripletth]

Silly Americans, how can you not have health insurance?

[foolish42088]

@tripletth we buy our own health insurance and pay monthly bills to keep it. Or a good job will provide you health insurance if your lucky to get a good job. But we have no free health care. If you are poor we can get medicaid which is payed my American tax dollars.

[BrianRobertsfan]

@tripletth I wouldn't say silly Americans. I would just say stupid congress doesn't give two shits about the poor and dieing of our country.

[Dimdim316]

@BrianRobertsfan Well, there was a vote. And the people chose to let the poor die to save a few dollars .

[FranksFitnessChannel]

@BrianRobertsfan Sorry I dont want to pay health insurance for 1/2 the fucking slobs in my country who refuse to work and just collect wellfare checks. Go take care of your own country and stop watching Collegehumor (American) parodies.

[BrianRobertsfan]

@FranksFitnessChannel Well Frank if you didn't spend your time in a roid rage you may have been able to finish my comment and see that I said OUR COUNTRY. Stating that I, just like you, am an American. And all I have to say is that if you don't like healthcare and would just prefer all of us Americans to die because we can't afford a dead man's kidney, than you sir, have some serious problems. I bid you farewell, and a great morning.

[MrBobjk]

@FranksFitnessChannel how bout u stop being a ass health care isent as bed as you think

[TheLegitJustin]

@tripletth Hmm, why does it take you two months to see a doctor?

[Noratek]

@tripletth Because it costs Money.

American Government doesn't(want) spend Money on there People.

They are much to busy playing Police all over the World.

[rkb12222]

@tripletth lol they're just too lazy to get it, i have it, and i don't have to wait at all to go the doctor, i actually don't even have to call to make an appointment, can just walk in and get the best treatment available in the state. ohh and its all free, but hey, the military has its benefits ehh

[TheArmydude050290]

@tripletth Easy, it's called a lack of reliance on the government. Besides, anyone can actually afford Health Insurance in this country or gain access to it through means such as financial aid IF they don't hold a job of any sort. Long story short, the product of poor living conditions or high living conditions are entirely reliant on the individual American, not those around them or their government. Cheers.

[Gr4yW0rld]

@TheArmydude050290 only if you are a child of a rich family or if you sell yourself to the armed forces.

Funny how you talk out against reliance on the government yet it seems you like the army, which is a government paid position

[TheArmydude050290]

@Gr4yW0rld Really? Because I was born into a "Lower Working Class" in regards to income. I actually managed to pay for my own health insurance in a job making roughly $55,000 a year and stayed there for a few years before actually joining the Army. Point being, I worked my way through life so far and have managed to have some form of Health Insurance and self-sustaining necessities along the way.

So, no, you don't have to be a rich kid or "sell yourself to the armed forces". Cheers bud.

[samber122]

where's amir?

[BasilFawlty4444]

1:26

Why we have the NHS.

[Zzarillo]

Apparently stove burns cause cancer.....Oh God....

[SinziGamer]

hsssssssssssssssssssssssssssss­sssssss its definetly aids

[quadoodle00]

0:45 I never new stove burn was a symptom of cancer :P

[fuaktarded61]

jake has a tattoo :o you can seen it near his ankle at the beginning

[table12345654321]

Thumbs up if your thought the doctor was going to say cancer at the end.

[chewyRite2]

Nooo, I watched the video and just got an std :(

[MrStartale]

You can see that Jake has skins on

[MrPeterBan]

1:31 best part

[KeswickCamp08]

i have cancer! X)

[ughhhh525]

this part just got me... @ 1:40 "it's definitely aids"

[andykecheng]

i googled "xanoplax"

[pardesisawsome]

JEEESUS. <3

[yabbadetroit16]

ffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff­ffffffffffffffffffffffffff....­. its definitely aids

LOL

[sirchickenman]

no doctor web md you have cancer

[TheFourStringBassist]

nice ankle tat jake 0:03

[iriddell1]

30 second Fibe commercials? really??

[Dreshanda]

My subwoofer gave me an STD...

[anonymous794613]

443 people got STDs from watching this video.

[sharpshootermatthew]

KNOW GOD!

[delilahd77]

ssssssssssssssss.

it's definitely aids

[GeneralHavan]

Xanoplax? Gross...

[gerations3]

@GeneralHavan thats not a word lol

[muttley299]

he has a shin splint

[mrkuilko]

Did anyone else notice that Jake has a tattoo on his ankle

[nintendo917]

Thank god for canadian health cara

[aAIRCANADA806]

@theoriginaljlo I spelled one word wrong ``Beautiful`` There better?? ass...

[bchscomedygirl]

Thank God he was just leaving... the next diagnosis would have been pregnancy...

[LongRangeBullet]

holy shit i was crying by the end of this

[pallen101996]

So him covering himself must be he has a tiny Dick

[MyComicStyle]

Jake must've got a small penis if he's trying hard not to show it.

[1995zeldafan]

@MyComicStyle called a skit?

[Longdart11]

@MyComicStyle Your dick is small!

[TehUltimateSnake]

@MyComicStyle

Yeah you wanna see it too cause you're a faggot.

[MyComicStyle]

@TehUltimateSnake Gosh, it's just because Jake keeps yelling "Your dick's small!" Sheesh, learn to watch Jake and Amir, mate!

[crazettett]

@MyComicStyle

what? I don't even.. what?

[helper769]

@MyComicStyle Or a vagina (No offence to Jake)

[hornedlobster]

@MyComicStyle no guy wants people to show people their flaccid dick... cuz it looks tiny as fuck when it's soft.. ( the exception being show'ers... fuck them...)

[docgray1865]

He has Osgood Schlatter

[greengrassorama0]

I got scared when I thought he was gonna read the whole list

[pinkprincess9113]

I love Canadian healthcare...when I had a pain in my upper shin from soccer, I went to the doctor, got it checked out, had X-rays and walked out an hour later with prescription pain killers and no bill.

[PereVale]

@pinkprincess9113 I wished it was like that in Honduras :'(

[Xloi63]

ahh, free health care. I love Canada

[FiliSwag]

Mega inhale scrunchy face!!!!!!!!

[majorkeybaree]

I can't believe Americans put up with not having an NHS.

Land of what?

[spetnik]

@majorkeybaree Land of the free - where you are free to decide which health insurance to purchase, not have the government steal your wages and give you some regulated plan against your will.

[majorkeybaree]

@spetnik who benefits from that system, that way of thinking?

[spetnik]

@majorkeybaree People who work hard for their money and don't want it taken away from them in order to buy them something they don't want

[majorkeybaree]

@spetnik I pay pennies to the eeeeeevil government, but y'know what?

If I break my leg tomorow I wont have to sell my kidneys to fix it.

[spetnik]

@majorkeybaree Pennies? Including VAT?

[bucolucas]

@majorkeybaree Wish I could sell one of my kidneys, but for some reason it's illegal. Might be able to make a down payment on that mustang I've always wanted.

I'm glad 'free' health care is working out for the canadians. Just don't want it down here; my wife already has to wait 2 hours with labor pains before the hospital admits us. If the government could be efficient, maybe then. But government efficiency is an oxymoron in the U.S.

[majorkeybaree]

@bucolucas So your wife had to wait therefore the whole system is fucked?

I thought hospitals were run by medical professionals not politicians.

The mindset that you have been taught, and which you yourself perpetuate for yourself! is exactly what the insurance crooks want. Why screw people if you can make them screw themselves.

Wear a sheath, less queueing time.

[christrigg1]

@majorkeybaree ohh typicaaal! politics in a comedy video where the fuck have i not seen this before? you have a life don't you? use it rather than arguing with people who came here to enjoy their time!

[majorkeybaree]

@christrigg1 You took the blue pill didnt you? I bet you requested anal administration too.

[christrigg1]

@majorkeybaree your feeble attempts to troll me can keep coming. say what you want - i have more time outside of my "computer life" to waste that id rather use than read hate comments. you arent acting like the better man your political type always tries to be in throwing insults like that. notice how i haven't insulted you once? all i was saying was that you should be enjoying the video. arguing online about politics wont get your voice heard; it will only waste your much needed time.

[christrigg1]

@majorkeybaree i'm being friendly. and i wish to be treated friendly because i'm not trying to hate on you. but you dont nessecarily have to say "ohh im sorry" or "ok im your friend now" or some shit. hell you dont even have to be friendly, i'd just rather be civil on the internet. you know, set an example? far too many immature types on this website and you do not seem like that type. please prove me right.

[majorkeybaree]

@christrigg1 Im sorry, I'm sorry your Dad wouldn't take no for an answer. Naw, but I am sorry.

[christrigg1]

@majorkeybaree lol....

[majorkeybaree]

@christrigg1 Did you know, in the UK, you can go to jail for being an asshole on the internet, but not for being an asshole in real life?

[christrigg1]

@majorkeybaree thats pretty fuckin funny.

It is unlawful to lend your vacuum cleaner to your next-door neighbor in Denver.

An ordinance in Newcastle, Wyoming, specifically bans couples from having sex while standing inside a store's walk-in-meat freezer

Citizens are not allowed to attend a movie house or theater nor ride in a public streetcar within at least four hours after eating garlic in Indiana

Men may not be seen publicly in any kind of strapless gown in Florida.

These are all real haha

[majorkeybaree]

@christrigg1 I hope so..

In Scotland, it is a crime of fraud to inflate a cow and/or put fake horns on it before a prize show...but only if the cow wins.

[iiNSANe954]

tchhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh definately AIDS lol



[JZPotter]

I get the feeling House would deck this guy.

[13ciaran13000]

Canada for the win

[CornTasteGood]

Hey look! It's Obama's health care :)

[MaD0MaT]

@CornTasteGood Hey look it's USA health care...

[CornTasteGood]

@MaD0MaT I have good health care :) But thats because I pay a lot for it.

[ZeProcrastinatorz]

This doctor is gonna get killed by Amir.

[ZeProcrastinatorz]

This reminds me of the retarded tests.

[22smallfri]

SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS it's definetly aids.

[Basfarmatthijs]

THIS TURNS ME ON

[stevok777]

Meanwhile in the UK, real doctors are free!!

[64talb]

@Bicyclesolidarity where?

[TheMrswilson55]

Great... Since I watched this video, i got an STD...thanks a lot description.

[tehMLGgiraffe]

lol stove burn = cancer

i got cancer yesterday dammit

[SuccsessfulFailures]

*breathes in heavily* "Its definetley AIDS"

[CrzyAzianMdness]

Stove burn!!!!

[daughterofeve7]

i'm in love with jake, is that weird?

[planetary109]

He lost his health insurance when Bush took office.

[mwd5233]

fuck i think i hav AIDS now... or at least cancer

[TrollExterminator232]

Lol stove burn

[TheUltraCommentator]

lol, come to think of it... i had the same problem a year or two ago...

[MrFuc100]

oh wow. thought jake said his sh*t hurts. o.O

[david405ful]

definetly aidss

[nibsub]

i didnt know jake had a tattoo on his leg

[grobiegirl12]

HHHHSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!... It's definitely AIDS

[threevisionsgodpark]

Yup, definitely AIDS

[Fredfredbug4]

If Canadian health care is so great, how come many Canadians go to the US to get surgeries?

[Slipknot808]

@Fredfredbug4 Because our doctors only operate when they're paid you don't have to wait very long... if you have the money. Of course if you can't afford to pay for it in Canada there is still a chance that you can get the surgery, you just have to wait.

All of those poor people are selfish. "We're human beings, we need to go to a hospital" they shout. We tell them "get some money first you filthy freeloaders."

I love my country but I had to pay $3,000 for an ambulance ride. Bullshit.

[rhcprxbandits]

@Slipknot808 yeah its expensive but it beats getting a misdiagnosis 20 times

[Fredfredbug4]

@Slipknot808 First off, insurance insurance insurance. If you can't buy that plasma screen TV for a while then so be it. Home, Health, Life, all the basic forms of insurance need to be purchased.

And in socialize medicine, you only get the surgery, if you aren't terminal. Basically they can turn you down for aid if you are too old, weak, sick or whatever.

And some of them are freeloaders. I don't like paying to save a drug addict.

[Slipknot808]

@Fredfredbug4 In our country they turn you down if you don't have enough money (regardless of age or health). Poor people are screwed no matter what.

Drug addicts account for approximately 7% of the population 42% of the population are uninsured or under-insured.

42% of our country's population cannot get adequate healthcare. Are they all freeloaders?

When big business controls healthcare people suffer because businesses exist to make money. They aren't freeloaders they're being ripped off.

[aajjeee]

@Fredfredbug4 some surgeries are not covered and are cheaper in the usa

[NintendoGuideCentral]

is that the guy from louie?

[ILiveForScience]

Three cheers for old labour and the National Health service :D

[TheBlondeNation]

LMAO! Anyone who has ever used web MD knows this is true :)

[TheDirtysouthfan]

Hahaha that's a Dave Chappele joke guys. He made a sketch where he made a presidential ad campaign and one of the things he promised he would do to fix healthcare was to give everyone fake Canadian ID's so they cross the border for healthcare.

[lunchboxxy]

that guy is attractive

[jaredlegomaster]

Move to canada! Free healthcare!

[TheSilmarillion1]

The guy has freaking shin splits. Ice it.

[PhoeniXaDc]

You laughed at this video? You have cancer.

[dwhenham]

love free healthcare....in CANADA

[fabiansito01]

I thought he was Doctor Cockter...

[97AlexN]

ah fuck, I got a stove burn just before...

[KTAndBeth]

Jake has a tatto on his ankle and wrist. ^o^

[Torithemonster]

I hate Quebec....

[bigcheva]

hahaha did you see that one of the symtoms of cancer was "stove burn"

[umofou]

Lol it's aids

[strawberryicemint]

JAKE!

*meh i've know a lot of people die from cancer, but the rest is funny