North vs South :')

[excallq]

U-S-A!

U-S-A!

U-S-A!

[lucymn1]

we dont even need to discuss this, the north is better than the south FACT :)

[UPANDCOMINGGSI]

all u fucking idiots argueing over who's better, im a yorkshire lad and im dam fuckin proud and no one can take that pride out of me, but that doesn't make london or 'the south' shit, Englands a fucking great country, multi-cultural (although not always ideal) good education system, high quality/standard lifestyle, who cares north or south, be proud to be BRITISH!

[aliceinwonderland3]

great i've become a north hater. this is one of the best frapes in the world. i actually live in the north and am known for my love of the north. end of. ps north is best :P

[aliceinwonderland3]

I HATE THE NORTH IT'S FUCKING SHIT FULL OF IMMIGRANTS AND GAYS, GIVE ME LONDON ANY DAY OVER THE NORTH OR IN FACT ANY SHIT LITTLE CITIES LIKE PARIS OR BERLIN BUT ESPECIALLY SCUM PILES LIKE SHEFFIELD, LEEDS AND FUCKING BRADFORD! FUCK THE NORTH! PEACE X

[JoshMufc101]

@aliceinwonderland3

"I HATE THE NORTH IT'S FUCKING SHIT FULL OF IMMIGRANTS AND GAYS,"

have a guess what the most diverse city in the UK is? thats right London, have a guess where the biggest gay pride festival is in the UK? yup, that would be london too. Retard.

[WowBloke]

@JoshMufc101

i thought it was brighton the only place with a chair for the green party :)

WHITEHAWK!

[2BarKawi]

@aliceinwonderland3 What a dumb bitch, really, considering the Euro Tunnel is down south, the majority of immigrants settle there, fool, south is full of wiggas, pussies who wield knifes cause they couldn't knock a wank out, scruffy Somalis everywhere, look at you cunts robbing your local shops in the riots cause you can't afford fuck all, you only highlight how stupid yous all are from the south, jog on.

[adamski895RS]

Newcastle has the best night life in the UK, fact.

[pennddoggett]

This video was really funny, but some of these comments are even more entertaining. People trying to argue that their region of the country has a better quality of street crime than another region is just priceless. :)

[amondoem]

a lot of northerners seem to be nonses like the nonse on this video lol

[llcjord]

@amondoem think you mean nonce you fuckin fudge packer

[amondoem]

@llcjord I thought u would know all about it.

[Conrade90]

The north is a shithole, I've been there and all the buildings are run down - also, 67% of the wealth is distributed geographically below Norwich.

[cj11tokyo]

@Conrade90 Really??? Every single building in the North is run down? Every single one of them? My god!

[kiepoolies]

people from the south will come on here thinking they are solid with their knives and guns. ha come up north were I live and without weapons we'll show you cranks up.

[odsall]

Londons full of foreigners!!!!Plus your beers rank and a rip off!!!!!Southern muppets...

[Vladflame]

this looked like he came from a badly dubbed chinese kung fu film lol

[FORZAEE]

FUCKING NORTHERN MUGS

[johnnie160]

@FORZAEE fuckin southern fairies

[FORZAEE]

@johnnie160 Says you with your poncey long hair you little mug, you would get cut to ribbons down here for that barnet you fucking div.

[johnnie160]

@FORZAEE haha, first of all it was a joke mate. secondly, i have been down fighting in london twice and won both times! thirdly, i have just today returned form a weekend in london, on the piss. and have come back safe and sound! p.s. the hair is no longer long. ;)

[FORZAEE]

@johnnie160 Fair enough. All i'm saying is northerners seem to be very mouthy but when it comes on top they drop their arses like fuck. BUT then again, there's southerners like that as well. At the end of the day, it doesn't matter where you're from. If you can fight, you can fight. If you can't fight, you can't fight.

[johnnie160]

@FORZAEE couldn't have said it better myself!

[FORZAEE]

@johnnie160 A happy ending on a once violent youtube row. You don't see it much haha.

[TrilogyofC]

@FORZAEE maybe we are all learning that we are from the same country lol!

[carnigourousplotting]

@FORZAEE sod off you fucking twat

[FORZAEE]

@carnigourousplotting Listen here you little mug, message me an address to meet at and a date and i'll stick a fucking chiv in your boat. I'm being fucking serious as well. I expect a message...

[carnigourousplotting]

@FORZAEE little I aint little lad, and I could bray ya even though am missin a leg where you from ya silly lad.

[FORZAEE]

@carnigourousplotting Pipe down you fucking mug. Bermondsey.

[carnigourousplotting]

@FORZAEE What's wrong gut nuthin better to say

[FORZAEE]

@carnigourousplotting Arse has dropped now hasn't it, son. I'll give you a pass this time, now fuck off.

[inkybinky]

@FORZAEE Hey Mate.. Forzaee is a angry button, everytime you push it .. it erupts with hate, puss and venom.. try pushing it.. kinda fun..

[FORZAEE]

@inkybinky There he goes again, following me about. OBSESSION.

[inkybinky]

@FORZAEE Mate, give me a call 0207 564 7865

[FORZAEE]

@inkybinky Do you live in America? What sort of a phone number is that you mug?

[inkybinky]

@FORZAEE cunt cint cint

[inkybinky]

@FORZAEE slag - im gonna tear you up

[inkybinky]

@carnigourousplotting Hey Mate.. Forzaee is a angry button, everytime you push it .. it erupts with hate, puss and venom.. try pushing it.. kinda fun.. 

[wotflash]

hes soooo funny just its the same stuff =(

[ThisEnglishBoy]

@JOHNCONNELLPEDOGROUP Why does he need shooting between the eyes you fuckin weirdo? With a comment like that, it's a shame you haven't got aids, Prick!

[WILK0S6]

@JOHNCONNELLPEDOGROUP Nah, i'm okay actually.

[chelseaisfaf]

more sexier girls in the south

[carnigourousplotting]

@chelseaisfaf i think it seems the other way round

[WILK0S6]

@JOHNCONNELLPEDOGROUP ....you're hilarious

[atticusboyx]

LOL some muthafuckers do av em XD

[rancidrancidrancid33]

It always seems to be northerners that have the problem with southerners not the other way round

[ImpishK]

@rancidrancidrancid33 Not always.... I live in North Yorkshire and when part of my family moved down South, their new relatives didn't like us when we came to visit even before they'd really met us. It was all scowls from when we walked through the door.

[ThisEnglishBoy]

@rancidrancidrancid33 How's that?  He's commenting on a report in the Daily Mirror, which is based in London and no doubt written by a shandy drinkin' southerner who hates the north. 9 times out of 10, whenever I see the north-south divide mentioned, it's either on TV or in the national press(mostly based in the south) It always starts with 'we are better' southerners. Southerners have got the problem, not northerners. If you disagree, you can go and stick Devon and Cornwall up your arse.

[KungfuCow5]

North, South, East, West... I like ducks!

[definnitelymaybe]

dont like southeners bit dodgy weierd accenrs they dont speak english english all of them are posh too dont like em hate em

[Edgisco]

its full of southerns down south.... arent u smart. typical northerner

[ThisEnglishBoy]

@Edgisco Yeah, the south is full of southerners - unfortunately. Don't you get it, we're taking the piss.

[clare2449]

peter kay will be king of the north not jason manford

[Fuckthehuns67]

@clare2449 Peter kay is fat and not funny!

[NeoHoshi]

ar' ight, ar' ight, calm down lads!

We're all from the same country ffs, lol.

[JimiB1984]

Well considering I'm from the North East you're all southern to me lol but London is full of wankers, I'd rather be from up north at least the people are friendlier. I work in contruction and every where i go around the northern cities, lads on the site have a bit crack with you. Go down south and they're arseholes. London is a shit hole anyway, who would want to pay for over priced item's sold by a bunch of pricks?

[trudon]

o fuck off about london is a shit hole. north east of england is boring as fuck.

[JimiB1984]

How can it be any more boring than London? The north east is one of the most vibrant places to live you cock, people come from all around the country to go drinking in Newcastle, no cunt wants to drink in London because of bell ends like you, end of.

[trudon]

yeah im sure people really want to hear some high pitched geordie talk. u can hardly understand wtf u guys say up north. u dont even pronounce the word 'the' in sentences. fucking cunt.

[JimiB1984]

Haha you fucking illiterate cunt, The north east of England is the only place to use the word "the" in the north of England you remedial prick. You can't even write a sentence out properly you tit, so how can you slate anyone from the north? Fuck off you lightweight shandy drinking cunt!!

[crashco54]

nor do you southerners!!!! its cunt not cant ;)

[ThisEnglishBoy]

@trudon That's rich considering how many southerners stick an extra R in many words. It's rather, not Rarther. It's water, not WARta, etc, etc... What a joke you lot are down south.

[liamuk08]

Yea sure, London is a shit hole, that's why millions of tourists come here every year.

I don't even know how to respond to your comment actually, you're just so stupid.

[ThisEnglishBoy]

@trudon How can the north east be boring as fuck when we've got the biggest tree house in Europe? I fuckin love it, they have a rave once a month - it's proper class. hahaha... it's in Northumberland. You've got the Eden Project, which is just a massive greenhouse for sad gardeners lol

[POshkidney42]

I think the whole of the UK is shit.

[iFlan2Dive]

South Koreaaa... :DD... :|

[GuevaraismforUK]

if its northerners who pronounce words wrong how come the rest of the country think every 'h' is silent

[FozzyTheVillan]

northens cant pronounce words properly, pricks! get in midlands!

[Blisworthboi]

Come on the midlands !

[humpasaurus]

uuuhhhhhhhhhh okaaayyy

[Emiillaayy]

LOL AT ALL THIS FLAME WARS,.

i am a northerner, from yorkshire, of course, and i personally think that south is better than north? i think up here we're all ignorant sods but, i've never actually been south, so who knows.

i do hate our accents though. i think we sound horribly common.

[Mesnesl]

Judas!

[carnigourousplotting]

@Emiillaayy they sund common dun there

[xevexx]

the north is a nice place, but they only show stereotypical places, notorious parts of large city centers for example :P have some nice country villages ect, were not all farmers and chavs <3

South isnt as bad as northerners make it out to be either, alot of very pretty places :) so stop the god damn north south war, lets stop fighting between ourselves, unite, and gang up on France <3

[nhygv21]

defo north :)

[efcjamie14]

that was the militant black guy at the end! :P

[BrookePhillips1]

hahaha its toju :D

[christopher6376]

north rules the south is shite

[pugsley141]

Lol the south is shite? haha I'm guessing your joking.

The north of England is one of the most depressing places in the wold. northern monkeys...

[GuevaraismforUK]

and its the southerners to blame for that.

[pugsley141]

Haha w/e. You bitter northerners can continue living your shitty depressing lives while I'll be raving it up in London. Haha.

You lose I win, Don't argue against it just take it.

[GuevaraismforUK]

Depressing. ha is rather walk down falls road waving a loyalist flag than live Down South and rave came from the north east southern fairy dickhead.

[pugsley141]

lol Even if Rave did come from the north east It wouldn't matter because I'd still be going mental down south in London. But Rave was born in London and everybody in the world with a brain knows that. That's also why London has and always will have the best scene.

Northern monkey has to lie to try and make the north sound as good as the south haha

[Mesnesl]

Yes.

Then you get aids and die painfully.

I can only hope.

[pugsley141]

Lolol your pathetic northern ape comments won't work on me. Your just jealous that I live in the south and you live in the north hahahahaha.

Lol northerners try and lie to make the north sound good, but they just fail

BIG UP SOUTH ENGLAND!

[Doomdood13]

I don't think i could be any less jealous that I live in the north and you in the south.

[pugsley141]

What does the south have ? Hot girls, much better weather then the north, the best clubs in the world, best music scene in the world, one of the comedy capitals of the world, huge tourist attraction.

What does the north have ? Butch ugly northern girls, shit weather, no clubs, no music scene, lots more crime then the north, poverty.

Haha dumb northern ape gets owned once again.

LONG LIVE THE SOUTH!

[Doomdood13]

There are around 30,000,000 people living in the north around 15,000,000 will be girls so your first comment is about as accurate as saying that george bush is as smart as stephen hawkin. So very steriotypical of a soft southerner just because it rains a lot doesn't make it bad retard. Leeds Manchester Newcastle and many more cities in the north have a vibrant club scene. Arctic monkeys Evile and many more great musicians come from the north. Jason Manford is all I have to say.

[Doomdood13]

Ran out of space on my last comment. York and many other cities have a great tourism industry. East London, northern poverty my arse!

[Mesnesl]

Haha, pathetic. Now see whose lying you sad child. I bet you have no friends, that's why you have some pathetic inferiority complex over the internet.

hahaha, i'd laugh if you died.

[ThisEnglishBoy]

@pugsley141 The north has more crime than the north, and poverty? You owned yourself there. So you think the south has no poverty? Hmmm... Go read a Where's Wally book - no, wait, just go look in the mirror. Stupid southerner!

[Mesnesl]

You're just showing to everyone what a complete loser you are. Pathetic internet warrior, go choke on your dads dick, London may have a better club scene, but you sure as hell don't go to it, you loser.

[samliffe]

you'd get batterd by the north, Manchester, Sheffield, Leeds, Newcastle, Liverpool

we're all harder than you, we're all friendlier than you. You just rob off with Yorkshire pudding an pretend it's yours

[FORZAEE]

@samliffe "We're harder than you" Hahahaha. Then you say "We're friendlier than you" Fucking hell mate, ever heard of stereotyping? You actually reckon EVERYONE in the North is harder than EVERYONE in the south? Mug. Come down here you'd get cut to ribbons.

[MangosAndBanjos]

@samliffe I love it, 'we're all harder than you, we're all friendlier than you'....so you'll kick the shit of us.... in a friendly way..... brilliant.

[samliffe]

@MangosAndBanjos Yep, batter you and buy you a pint afterwards

[EbsNhexz]

@MangosAndBanjos Its true, you can reason with the muggers over this concept. "i need my money to get home"..."it's alright lad we'll just smash the living shit outa ya an let ya go on ya way"

[1996Warren]

@samliffe This is so true, and we fight with our fists, all the southerners fight with fucking guns, knifes, machetes and baseball bats haha

[hollyrogs]

@samliffe yeh we got oasis, beatles, take that, happy mondays, peter kay and much more nice people

[jakemyjake]

@hollyrogs and the arctic monkeys

[aliceinwonderland3]

@samliffe how can you be both harder and friendlier? lol

[sonicwingnut]

@aliceinwonderland3 That's easy, only smack people in defense of your mates.

[EbsNhexz]

the cheeky think-tank bastards!

[emilyjellybellyleaf]

Wooaaah! What's with all these beefy racist comments! Just watch Jase and laugh, dont start giving beef! I love Jason what a ledge!

[Crusty2006]

Well said mate!

[37brickyardroad]

in will kick his ass

[livebenrules2]

and thats america.. not britian which is the topic of this video

[JIMMYJDOTR]

Fat Micheal Owen :L

[jake0094]

i loved tonightly...i hope they bring it back this summer

[danielsalex2]

Why is it called Tonightly ,such a crap name!!!!

[Abizarre1]

it was called tonighty because it was a five day special on channel 4 in the uk. It ran from monday to friday so it was on "tonightly". The title is a combination of nightly and Tonight (which is a news show on another channel in the UK and as Tonightly was a mock news show its title is quite fitting).

[lebs123]

wt happnd to tonightly?

[perfacetus]

I did wonder when that think tank said that. Who would like that idea?

Northerners will hate it because it means their cities are all crap and people in the South are a bit pretentious and would hate the south being swamped by northerners!!!

Who did they think would be impressed?!?!

[heathy2k6]

He's quality Jase but I didn't like tonightly it was pretty poor

[manunited0172]

You obviously have no sense of humour

[blitzkrii3g]

Peter Kay isn't funny

[lilmisscharlie08]

its not peter kay its jason manford

[kitkatt0rres]

jason is the new peter :)

[purplenurps]

Nah i'll think he'll stick to stand up, instead of using the same jokes.

[ElvisLivesUpstairs]

That ain't Peter Kay, but I agree that his not very funny. So over rated.

[boldertits]

we have the best bands in the north fact.

[manunited0172]

agreed :P lol

[ollaboi69]

seen it live 3 times its much funnyer there than on tv coz he fucks up so much lol and they cut out all the gd shit coz its offensive

[razav350]

ollie roberts is easily the best when he interviews gwenneth paltrow

[mavardo98]

whitehall and the ginger guy are the best on tonightly lol

[TheComicJeenyus]

Manford is wasted on this show. The acts are lame, with the exception of Strutter.

[jamie26112]

this show is great TheComicJeenyus... so stfu...

[TheKubrickFanatic]

Sir Ian Boliver is my favourite bit of Tonightly:

"Hello, young people of the world!"

[connorh3644]

hell of a show hahaha-----mike strutter was funny n the grahem poole interveiw haha

connor hornby 12

[MultipleSarcazm]

Funny guy, but this show's f*cking painful to watch. It's like going to see a stand-up do 90 minutes - with only 10 minutes of material.

Should get a big team of writers, or go back to his radio show. That was a laugh. He mixed well with the listeners.

[Gallas1000]

i agree. Jason Manford is brilliant, but people like that radio broadcaster and the hollywood guy just arent funny at all.

WE NEED MORE STEVE LIPPSCHITZ! :D

[ukraveralltheway]

I think this show is fresh and funny as fuck! Fuck all you arm chair critics! lol

Get out more.

As for "MultipleSarcazm" what the fuck do you know? You're American!

You dont know fuck all about comedy apart from u guys take our classics and turn em into bullshit like the rest of your shows LOL

We have the brains to make a classic, you have a shed load of writers churning out factory produced bullshit over & over.

U Yanks do my fuckin nut in!!

Fuckin big bunch of nob jockeys lol

[ExodusX13]

You should just upload the black frank spencer skit.

[gunner100000000009]

brilliant