Proper Urinal Etiquette

[TheMortallyWounded]

You NEVER use the furthest urinal from the door if you have a choice. That's the entrance to the Ministry of Magic... or something.

[msempowski23]

just go in the stall......

[Mylifeofdragons]

Two different ones: 2 and 3 use 1 or 5 and 2 and 3 use 4... Like... What?

[mainllgi]

Well good for you bi-LEE!

[mainllgi]

if 1 2 and 4 are used, use 5 ffs

[TheDMG45]

If no one is there, you don't take any one you want; you take the one furthest from the door - it minimizes the risk of someone knocking into you hurrying to a urinal. Take 2, 3 or 4 in that video you are taking up 3 in reality

[sinoples]

But...why most of men lioke to look at other's pennis in the lavatories? I constated it often....

[gamehero77]

221334524241521425415252435251­414313423524142534152415... I'm confused :(

[xxbondsxx]

#5 -> its furthest from the door!

[rockstarjames]

If 2 and 3 are occupied use 4? That's crap! 5 is the obvious answer and for some reason the guy that made it has a huge grudge on #5.

[Mirani2]

NOT all men use urinals. I am so sick and tired of it being seen as a "normal" male thing. SO MANY MEN out there prefer PRIVACY, or have normal size penises (IE- do not stand up or fit it through the pants, like a huge nigger can.)

Besides, how can there be any such things as urinal "etiquette- the whole practice is embarrassing and disgusting.

Shoudl be illegal.

[mrmagicroundcircle]

first thing when standing at the urinal  is to spit making a fair bit of noise

[newguy33X]

I think I missed the "funny" part.

[supervid573]

47 people didnt know what to do when they got to the labratory

[HeDoesGraff]

The reason you dont use 5 is because its furthest from the door, you dont want to have to pass the others because when your leaving you have to look at them.

[ichbineincoolcat]

....women think they have it rough going to the bathroom.

[fydyh]

just use the fucking toilet bowl

[Mirani2]

@fydyh YOu are right. Urialsn were invented so men could see each other naked, so that they would become fags.

Also, they exist to marginalize men with small penises who are less able to use them.

[ChooChewAchoo]

2:15 why is there a woman using the urinal?

[DonerciHussam]

just stand as far away from ppl as you can and always piss next to a skinny dude if you gotta piss next to someone

[bohottie]

Technically if someone is at 5, you should go to 2. Being at the complete opposite end of the urinals makes you look like a homophobe, which is a sure sign of being a homosexual.

[Testudokles]

The trough is the worst!

[phearthis85]

I saw this along with many other animations at Spike and Mikes animation fest. It was awesome :)

[reclusivesage]

There is a LOT of misinformation in this video.

No urinals occupied ---> either extreme urinal, 1 or 5.

1 or 2 occupied ---> 5

1,3,5 occupied ---> stall

2,4, occupied ---> stall

Never, EVER use a urinal adjacent to one that is occupied.

[nintfjr]

@reclusivesage Actually you use the one furthest from the door if none are occupied. That's just good manners.

[joesteinbronn]

Incorrect. There's a pretty strong bias against stall 5, and I don't like it. I could see if there's a stall on the edge of 5, so as not to be caught in the afterglow, but in no circumstance should you use 3 if someone's at 1. At least take a full house and force the move on the next guy.

[themantrevor]

im pretty sure that if two and three are occupied you use 5

[teetertoter3]

I love when the girl shows up.

[thefoosballwizard]

I love how there's a random woman at 2:15 xD

[TinkerBell39803]

it scared me how did i even start waching this

[Lancecpl]

every one knows not to use 5 because its the most popular choice so its the worst one to use

[navigator386]

hahaha that was absurd

[flyingkid99]

and females said we are lucky because we can pee standing but we have all these rules

[westinpeace]

this video is retarded, it makes no fuycking sense, i couldve summed everything this stupid video said in 1 fucking sentence : avoid using urinals next to occupied urinals, simple as fucking that

[a1465]

Why not use 5? lol... i guess no one uses the one way to the right it would just look weird...

[nominalvelocity]

Yeah, why not 5? This PSA clearly has a liberal bias.

[Vinnie5]

@a1465 5 is by the entrance

[Maux4200]

stupid

[zevik140]

Phew! It was harder then Calculus for me.

[thelonelysnail]

2:16 wtf?

[ncfwhitetigress]

Shemale

[andrew867530]

?!?!?! a woman was using the urinal!!!! plastic surgery?O.o

[19Stoof92]

@andrew867530 ..heard of shemales?

[Mirani2]

@andrew867530 NOT every body or penis/vagina is shaped the same as eveyr other penis/vagina, you stupid idiot. There are differences among penises and vaginas, you dumb ass.

[legodavid]

Why is a woman using 4 at 2:16?!

[AlexStrider]

Shemale?

[yump]

this video is wrong

[papichulo97531]

If no one is watching you don't have to wash your hands? Terrible just terrible.

[vidarroark]

Great video!

I have to correct one point though:

If 4 & 5 are taken you should use 1, not 2. It provides you with more privacy/distance.

...not that this is an exact science or anything.

[2Y14]

I love the woman at the urinal.

[SnipesWithWolves]

hmm theres a woman at the urinal at 2:15

[missanime00]

ROFLROFL.

[CookiesRiot]

For me, if there are not walls between the urinals, and anybody is in there, I use a stall or come back later. I don't like people eyeing me when I'm hanging out for all the world to see.

[kristenkirby0111]

1,3,5 [2]

2,4

1,2,3,5

what the hell is with the numbers?

and why in a certin way?

AND WHY NOT 5????

i dont understand.

please explainnnnn.

[kristenkirby0111]

im a chick btw.lol

[vidarroark]

Kristen, you don't use five because of the traffic. You don't need people walking past you to make their own urinal selection.

[Mutough]

I guess that urinal 5 is next to the door.

And because it is etiquette. Honestly, this is fairly wrong, as standing next to each other is improper.

[marzi444]

NEVER USE 5 its bad luck!

[7674Princess]

This is F'in classic!

[SilentScreamvideos]

i dont wanna end up liek swirly stan XD

[steve100253]

This video makes no sense.

Anyone who has ever been to a urinal knows this.

[pikachupuppy]

This was fairly confusing.

[HometownK]

u think it is funny they showed a womam peeing like a man

[verhaeghem]

if someone is at number one you shud go to 5 not 3 :o

[kristopolous]

older educational films had the longest intros they lasted like 5 minutes.

[kae232]

would be better if it was accurate

[foreverford66]

it was funny, but the rules were way off....if there is someone at 1,3, and 4....why the fuck would u use 2?

[vergangenheit78]

you use 2 to avoid being "paired" with 4. pairs are a strict no-no.

[foreverford66]

yah that makes sense....good point

[birdboy101]

that is funny and insane!

[warriormage10]

it mite have been a tran

[ilovechloemucho]

dude there is a chick in there

[euphfellowship]

Yeah those rules aren't right. And you always wash up, because even if no one else knows...you know...

[simplesimply1]

was that a women in there or just me

[Skyped]

You may have been in this movie to, but apart from an alien, a guy in a monkey suit and others, there was was really ugly woman too

[weatherboi]

The kid could piss himself trying to remember which rule to follow.

[vergangenheit78]

that'd solve the problem then, wouldn't it?

[nikeswooshguy]

Sort of a good premise, but then it got stupid.

[strangelitlgrl]

what's wrong with #5?!

[thedarkharlequin]

@strangelitlgrl you don't use the one closest to the entrance when no one else is there. So people don't have to walk around you to get to a urinal.

[strikeapose2007]

I love the robot

[XFLSOT]

When they started going fast they were all wrong

[largefella]

You are incorrect on many different takes good sir. You need to stay away from the other urinal users as much as possible. exp. 1-3-5, 2-4, but never use a urinal next to someone unless there is a line. Even use a stall before you do so.

[sinazapple]

Some of these dion't make any sense. and yes,that was a woman using a urinal.

[PrettyTony147]

this is the best

[oxacycle]

the only part that was funny was at the end "You don't really have to wash your hands if no one else sees you"

[Carberus]

lol an astronaught

they r soo wrong though...

[Nottidredd]

notice the woman at number 4?

[strangelitlgrl]

yes! i noticed that, too.

[weirdalishot]

yeah Nottidredd

[mst618]

I want to end up like swirly stan!

[bensolo]

Im a girl and I know alot of those where wrong but, it was funny anyway ..the chick at the urinal made me laugh,

[tropicorn]

it's a he/she XD

[VigorousJammer]

that's not porper ediquite, you lie!

[imwaitintostrike]

i no lol

[mattcintosh2]

At 2:15, there is a woman using urinal #4. Isn't this a school?

[KeithMon2]

i'd take a dump on all stalls!