All of Mr. Resetti's Monologue in Super Smash Bros. Brawl

[ispeakcat95]

I better not be the only one who reads Mr. Resetti's dialogue like Danny DeVito.... am I? O_o

[CheeseROFL]

Lol at 6:58 when the platform moves away he goes all like "Don't ditch me punk!"

[NOOOOOOOOOOOOB]

5:51 Good impersonation there for once, Resetti!

[WalkthroughsMadeEasy]

ooo a typo! At 9:49 it's supposed to be bread, not prey :P

[mastersebax360]

resetti is the only thing more annoying than Navi or Ezlo

[junfaa]

lol it's funny how he says the brawlers names when i was playing he said samus snake

[SirSomeguy]

ROB impersonation: SHOGOOOOOOOOOO!

....Not much of a dead ringer, Resetti. I think you forgot to translate yourself from Japanese.

[jet874]

@Tehpillowstar "Everyone,look at me!" in a cocky manner,I think.

[jet874]

This is nothing compared to the shit in Animal Crossing( He told me to "Brush those furry teeth" once.Wtf does that even mean?)

[EatAnOctorok]

Resetti: My impersonation of EatAnOctorok! "My sister is soo funny that it's cute."

Me: Uh...

Resetti: My impersonation of EatAnOctorok's sister! "Everyone is sexy! My bro's no exception!"

My sister: ... *blushing*

Me: *down-smashes weak platform*

Resetti: H-hey! Don't you ditch me, punk!

[647yellow1]

King dedede

Olimar

You'd be running home to mama

Olimar: But my mamas on different planet.

[TheBlueArmadillo]

@647yellow1 It'd be even crueler to tell Lucas to run home to mama. Or Samus. Or Ike.

[647yellow1]

DO Y- *Sees Palkia behind him* oh god....SCRAM!

[pgj1997]

SCRAM!

[Duckii96]

I love Mr. Resetti XD Best assist trophy ever! XD

[rosalina4u]

Lol for link

[DarkMarc9001]

13:37

THAT was dead-on, if I say so myself.

[sporefull]

00:08 Huh? You sayin` you never reset nothin´?

Isn´t that double negations?

[Yosef271]

I'm not gonna lie, that Kirby impersonation was dead-on. Paint Resetti pink, and I think we've got two Kirbys.

[BrazilianNutYT]

Cala a boca, Galvão! Oops, I mean, SHUT UP, RESETTI!!!

Great ending x'D

[Arceusrulez88]

The game? Bang. Nice. I like it. But that Resetti guy? Oh, he's just BUSTIN' MY CHOPS! ABSOLUTELY BUSTIN' THESE PUPPIES! But hey. If they wanna put him in. Fine. Do what they like. But does he help? No. Course not. All he's got? Pickaxe an' a bad temper.

[Soupinacup96]

My impersonation of Olimar.

"..."

Dead ringer, right?

[Cheetah1251]

Also, Resetti would've nailed the Falco impression if he said "MISHAUWN CUHMPLEAHTE!!!!1!111!!!1".

[Cheetah1251]

I love how they made Resetti sound all gangster in this game.

[Chekkogrnteam]

The first time i saw "NO RESETTIN'" i lol'd.

[Gargomon251]

Shiek: HA!

Toon Link: CHA!

Peach: Ha-cha!

[TamamaCandyLover]

The first time I got him as an assist I was like oh my god how long does this thing stay on the field someone blow him up! Haha!

[EmperorVagak]

"World's gettin' dark..."

*screen turns diagnol.*

[hypemiitrudog07]

Hey! U think u can ditch mii!?!

[Darkraiclone333]

Wow, nice job of impersonating Samus' Blaster. I thought that for Samus he was gonna do something like "..."

[xXelmarcoCFCXx]

My impersonation of Falco!

"Hands off my bread!"

[Gamr10000]

13:50 ...O_o Define "it" Resetti

[Gamr10000]

13:38 Oh HELL NO!

[HarmoniousReprise]

@12:45 "MEEEER! PSHOOOW!"

x3

[29Rabbit29]

his impersonation of ganondorf was the funniest

[Tehpillowstar]

Assist Trophies are bound by contract??? Who knew?

BTW, what does "minna mitekure" mean in Japanese? And does it mean anything?

[randomancrossoverfan]

um how do you get his dialog to follow the screen? normally it stays right above him...

[jcmario643]

The first time I saw Resetti in Brawl I was like. "WTF is that?"

When he finished talking I started to cry. And I turned off or reset the game. I forget. :(

[allmykidsmum]

I know how to get rid of Resetti!

1.Go on Green Hill Zone.

2.Spawn him in the middle of the area.

3.Break the area.

He will say "H-HEY! DON'T YOU DITCH ME,PUNK!!"

[randomancrossoverfan]

@allmykidsmum he also does this if you go to mushroomy kingdom and well...he is moved off screen by the moving level

[agubokwu]

4:53 palkia tryed to kill him but it did not work

[dorko4u]

Heh. If Cranky Kong was an assist trophy, he'd do something like this!

[0822kitten]

But samus doesn't say MEEEER PSHOW!

she says hrung!

but her arm cannon says MEEEER PSHOW!

I really though wolf's impersonation was gonna be "Can't let you do that,StarFox."

[HYPERIndustries]

I loved how his impersonation of Sonic was "You're too slow!"

[HalfJawArbiter166]

Resetti: Blahblahblah No resettin' blahblahblah

Me: Goddamnit shut UP!

[D00D64]

"Get some shut-eye, will ya? Stayin' up late's for punks!"

*sees it's 4:07am on his clock

...oops.

[UnknownJudgment]

I probably would have died laughing if Resetti's impersonation of Wolf was "Can't let you do that, Star Fox!"

[sonicschooler]

I would play as him if he was playable.

[ClefairyRox]

Gotta love resetti...

[heliotropei]

Poor translators!

[ultragamer100]

what would happen if you reset?

[SCGod2010]

~I didn't know Charizard could talk...

[ThomasDMatthewsno2]

*Laughs*

@ 14:01

Ivysaur 1: *Cracks wood*

Resetti: H-HEY! DON'T YOU DITCH ME, PUNK!

Ivysaur 2: I was gettin' tired of hearing his shitty puns anyway...

[ThomasDMatthewsno2]

For some reason, I always imagine Resetti with Gilbert Gottfried's voice.

If you don't know who I'm talking about, he's the guy that was on the ShoeDini commercial and many other places and shows; I am certain that you have heard that voice at one place or another.

[mdalsted]

@ThomasDMatthewsno2 XD You know, I can hear that! Mr. Resetti, voiced by Gilbert Gottfried! LOL

[Gargomon251]

@ThomasDMatthewsno2 can't unhear.

[spinningpeanut]

the first one just happened to us today. my little brother who is 10 got scared and creeped out because he thought that the wii was speaking to him. lol

[blooperandkirby909]

lol at 4:48 palkias trying to make resetti shut up lol

[tristman99]

"pikmin,pikmin" mr riseti you are a geneus,at being bad at impresions

[YoshiFan300]

If Mr.Resetti says something about Wolf, I bet Wolf is over some where saying "can't let you say that resetti."

[Dude10256]

Ressetti was supposed to be playable, along with Lyn and Shadow, but htey feared that Captain Falcon would be the only one able to stand up to him in a fight.

[Cukeman]

3:23 It would've been pretty funny if at that point Palkia flipped the stage upside down.

[VandolphVibar09]

King Dedede....

Olimar..

You'd be running home to MAMA

Olimar and King Dedede: shut up resetti i'll kill u with Olimar's Pikmins

[Scouter9001]

Mr Resetti ya wanna know what i am doin?

people who are fighting: we really dont want to know whats going on downbelow the ground when youre masturbaiting

[bowhuntergman]

HOW DID YOU GET ZERO SUIT SAMUS!?

[Nat4Brendan]

@bowhuntergman Use Samus's Final Smash.

[razorkid95]

Oh yeah, and Olimar doesn't say "PIKMIN PIKMIN"... this made my day though :]

[razorkid95]

My fave was yoshi's "MYON PON". WTF IS THAT LOL.

[xxpikalexxx]

zamus - HA!

toon link - CHA!

lol

[DannyJamesSmith23]

after about half way in the video,i wanted to punch resetti in the face

[bigpboy1012]

You know, you CAN just MOVE the save file to an SD card in Data Management. For more information, see the Wii Operations Manual: Channels and Settings.

[CrappyCaptureDevice]

@bigpboy1012 Not really. Brawl save files can't be normally copied in Data Management. The only way to do it is to use some type of unofficial save file copier through the Homebrew Channel. And I captured all of this before I was aware of the Homebrew Channel.

[bigpboy1012]

@CrappyCaptureDevice Yeah, my bad there. I didn't know that you couldn't copy Wi-Fi game files at the time.

[Kingofeurope]

KEEP CRYIN' PUNK!

[LEDanimator]

RESETTI IS BADASS

[Firestar77777]

This is just awesome.

I kinda like that voice

[TheLegendaryDreamer2]

3:11 Just now I got that one while using Marth against a level 9 Sonic. Pretty friggen intense, I almost lost!

[bigpboy1012]

You missed Marth and Ike. . . I think. I lost track.

[2computer1]

No, Marth and Ike were included.

[TheRandomGamerz]

lol FALCON PUNCh and after that the cpu captain falcon does the punch XD

[sasoriyaoilover]

his self-conversation is kinda funny, but the balloon takes up almos all the screen :(

[sonicbros1100]

LOL WHEN SONIC HIT THE WALL i dont have brawl so i wasnt used to that.

[sonicbros1100]

uhhhhhhh he never seems to kill himself with the pick when he swings it

[navschic]

lol when i was five i had a bad dream of resseti and he was chasing me and trying to kill me lolz

[birdscameflyingabove]

Ugh, this guy is so annoying!! When he comes up and starts talking, you naturally want to read what's up there (human reflexes i think XD) and you can't see the fight!!

[bayo192]

Gilbert Gottfried would make such a great voice for him.

[conradojavier]

if it's dub in japanese Norio Wakamoto would make an excellent voice for Resetti.

[dannyrom288]

Weird impression, "Do it, Ivysaur!!!"

[Kaasha56]

Wolf's impersonation would've been better if he said "Can't let you do that, Star Fox!"

[ThomasAZBB]

lol Super Smash Somthing Resetti is a idiot

[LeneahChan]

OMG i love Mr.Resetti even though hes like desperately annoying and stuff...hes my fave character...except for Sable and Stiches but yeah...^_^

[Catsthatshootlasers]

9:46 he was so close to getting a perfect impersonation of falco. all he had to do was replace one word. "prey" with "bread", obviously

same with 12:18 "play time's over, STARBUCKS!" get it right!

[YTPrule]

His impression of Samus: BZZZ WTF(happend in my game)

[Pikawil64]

6:35 - "Taking it easy"? Resetti must have been too close to some yukkuris.

[linkg13]

did he miss mario???

[Pikawil64]

Nope. Look at 8:00.

[Nintendofreak526]

5:54

I love how after he impersonated CF, CF scored a KO with the Falcon Punch. "Dead ringer, right?

No Resetti, thats an out-of-the-ringer.

11:35

Charizard was so upset with that impersonation (since he voiced over the pokemon trainer instead of him.) that he decide to get eaten by a fish alive.

[Ryudouken]

lol, he actually says Marth's taunt in Japanese.

It would've been epic if he was playable. His FS would prolly be him getting pissed to the point where he "resets" the game and turns the screen black like in the actual game he's in xD

[Sevii2223]

It would be an instant KO. Nothing could block it except an Animal Crossing AT lol

[flamingchickensoup]

mr. resettis impression for olimar was just sooo horrible

[insultman911]

did u get quiet down im talkin here hey!

[insultman911]

mr resetti at the end was knda asking for it.

do it ivysaur!

(vine whip at ground)

(resetti falls to doom)

hey dont ditch me punk!

[NJdevilsswedishfan]

Why have a character made to annoy the players in a game like this, WHAT WERE THEY THINKING?

[impopinyourdropin]

Well, they were probably thinking they could annoy the players in a game like this.

[netsandcolts]

i wish mr resseti WAS IN BRAWL so i could beat the crap outta him

[Abracamoron]

I like when he does impressions of the players

[quinlankian]

Kudos to you, good sir. This must have taken ages to compile, especially all of the impressions.

[smbz821]

FALCON PUUUNCH!

[mm102030]

Can Kirby's final smash stop Resetti?

[23catlover]

no resetti doesnt appear when kirby or anyone else has a smash ball

[TheStar73]

ya but what if resetti is already there than kirby gets the smash ball?

I say yeah i believe somewhere along the lines i did that with kirby

[23catlover]

smash ball doesnt appear when resttis in

[TheStar73]

what if u already have one?

[23catlover]

he wont appear

[TheStar73]

i think he will cause i remmeber him talking and me being kirby getting the final smash ball and my friends were like THANK YOU

but its all a blur i could be wrong

[23catlover]

i tried for 2hours to try that i got everyone 2ce including stafy so he wont appear maybe it was the nintendog that appeared for u

[TheStar73]

umm dude its like trying 2 hours to get a mew it can take 10 hours who knows

and im not an idiot i can tell the difference between nintendog and mr. ressitti i say its possible and it has happened

[23catlover]

i got a mew in 5 minutes

[TheStar73]

so once u bought brawl and had pokeballs on 5 minutes later mew came out?

thats very very unlikely and im not gunna believe it

neither the less i didnt say it couldnt take 5 minutes it could take the first pokeball u get

[TheStar73]

i believe that u can eat mew, i dont think u understood what i just said but w/e

[lododeco]

i got a mew and a celebi in 30 secs

[23catlover]

doubt it if u can PROVE IT

[lododeco]

i didnt recorded that match, cuz that was a 5:00 min. match ò_ó

[SmashQueen]

I know. It's just that no one here in the US (or anywhere else I guess unless someone knows Japanese) can understand what he says as a taunt. It's nice to know the words he says anyway, I could barely ever make them out.

[SmashQueen]

Minna! Mitekure!

At last we know what Marth says...

Anyone else ever get confused on what he says as a taunt?

[linkLoverAG]

lol my inpersonation of link SCRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!! resitti sucks at him its mor like HIP HAAA YAAAAA!!

[manxmacka]

jjjjaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! when he spins

[ringtail49]

Mr. Resetti sucks at impersonating people.

[darkomegasonic]

HOW DID U GET PAST THE 10 MINUTE (uhm forgot wut its called) THING?!

[gmaster2647]

He used to have the ability to create videos past 10 minutes when he switched his Youtube channel type to "director", I think. Well, Youtube no longer allows that, but old users can still use it.

[darkomegasonic]

oh ok cool

[Nintendofan146]

My favorite Assist Trophies are Resitti and Nintendog!

[manxmacka]

they do nothing usefull to me

[Nintendofan146]

Yes, but I like them!

[Nintendofan146]

"gotta stop spinnin'"

(Palkia turns screen)

[nintendude4199]

MUST KILL RESETTI

[GContelli]

lol very cool vid! haha

[timeparadox888]

8:11 OMG GET IT AWAY XD

[vjm3]

I am amazed at how unimaginably annoying that is. Is he like an item or something? Do you hit a reset button and his word bubble will appear?

Wow dude..wow.

[luong10]

he's an assist trophy.

[LordRegigigas]

i thought his impersonation of game & watch would be BEEP BEEP BEEP, but it turned out to be piko piko....how dissapointing....

[dkabot]

Resetti wants to give me a horror fest?

He's done it on my reset today!!!

Plus, he gets paid to do it! (AC GC he says it...)

[ZPokemonfanA]

then do it in training mode. :P

[torngentleman2]

3:02: That sentence can change depending on the time. I played this game late night loads of times and he said "Get some shut-eye, will ya? Stayin' up late's for punks!"

[GreenLink4444]

1:20 I want the bomb-omb battle field music ;_;

[subata45]

11:35 epic fail of a impersonation. he impersonated pokemon trainer not charizard! XD

[eagc7]

resseti my fav assit trohpy

[CrappyCaptureDevice]

Don't know, who the hell would type like a retarded 10 year old trying to act tough on YouTube of all places?

I can see where Resetti wouldn't be liked by some people and that's fine, but some people think he's amusing. Also, this video is rated an average of 5/5 stars and has been favorited 133 times. And the only one spewing shit for English everywhere is you. That speaks volumes in of itself. Not that I'm even bothered by you or starting a flame war, just pointing that out.

[CrappyCaptureDevice]

But yeah, I actually do plan on making videos on ALL of the assist trophies and their origins in their original games. But not at the moment. That will be in the future.

[neoman289151]

are u making a vid for all the final smashes or are they just too original?(not 4 u just for any1 to identify)

[MuhMuhMamaLuigi]

13:31 I'M TOO CHEAP

[MuhMuhMamaLuigi]

Sorry I meant 13:41

[CrappyCaptureDevice]

LOL!

What the hell, man? This isn't even Animal Crossing!

:D

[subata45]

resetti fails at  impersonating the pokemon trainers pokemon. he keeps impersonating the pokemon trainer not the pokemon themselves. XD

[Mawile333]

He should have said 4 Kirby, "Puyo!!" Lol, My impersination is worse than mr resets :d

[MarcelGERMAN]

You're to slow!

[1BrawlFan]

I like your stage-building style at 7:33 ;D

[Sephazon]

I read "FALCON PUUUNCH" and then I heard it.

I was thinking, "Oh my God, Resseti = Captain Falcon!?"

Then I saw Captain Falcon, so...

[WaaveLvl0]

I've had brawl since the day it came out and I never got Mr. Ressetti EVER!

[dunnemuckls]

SHOGOOOOOOOOOO?

Pikmin Pikmin?

Pikopikopikopikopiko?

Meeeeeer Pshooow?

Honestly some of his impersonations are STUPID!

But his best are Sonic and Kirby.

[Overhazard]

Wait...you mean the first speech can only be seen once? What are the conditions for it? The first time Mr. Resetti popped up in my game, he didn't say that. He did the speech about it not being rocket science.

[byZenn]

RESETTI PUUUNNCHH!

[SuperMarioFan224]

well maybe i wouldnt like turning assisst trophys offf and i DONT have the game.

[Nintentuber101]

It would be funny if Resetti actually did the character's taunt, instead of just imitating the sound. Seeing him wave his arms about shouting "Hiiii!" would be hilarious.

[SuperMarioFan224]

That Resetti is SOOOOOOOOOOOO stupid,i mean Hes so dumb he thinks people are resetting in their ssbb game in the middle of a brawl.When i get brawl(i dont got it yet)i'll hope i never see Mr.Resetti on my game when im fighting.

[SolidSnakeRules]

all you gotta do is not reset

[SuperMarioFan224]

Yeah,but...HE'S ANNOYING!!!I'm SORTA glad i never had or played a Animal Crossing game.

[byZenn]

He only pops up in Animal Crossing when you forget to save or when ever you reset (start over) the game. Otherwise, he's not a bother.

[SuperMarioFan224]

Actually he doesnt appear as his cranky self when you reset the game,he also appears when you first play Animal Crossing.(How do i know that even though i never played a animal crossing game,you say??Well thats for me to know and you to find out)

[seemee63]

OH MY GOSH I HATE RESETTI IN BRAWL SO MUCH!!! My sis was playing as Peach and he was like "Peach, you know you're ugly, right?" PEACH IS BEAUTIFUL AND HE IS THE STUPIDEST UGLIEST THING EVER AND HE JUST WISHES HE WAS AS PRETTY AS PEACH SO THERE YOU STUPID RESETTI!