Kevin Hart: Def Comedy Jam

[kevinhay69]

HAHAHA I laughed do hard I shit myself!!

[AcePickett]

Why folks always give a comedian so much hateration?? Do ya realize they tour with their material for a while, some are released before others. Did his second released stand up (Seriously Funny) had the same jokes?? Really?? Check the dates, folks said that about Katt Williams, and Mike Epps. I like their stand ups, no matter what, ya know good and well ya watch the stand up over and over anyway.

[ComicHed]

"i was like like i was like like i said like...dont put ur fukin hand on ma face" lmaoooooo

[crissied92]

Lmao

[Sip145]

man who ever dilike this is dead

[smarty267k]

hahahahahahahah i can never get enoughof this guy so funny lol

[KillaLolaShy095]

He Say The Same Thing On Every Show He Is On, I Hate that!

[totallyzachary]

everyday im scuffling! scuffling scuffling

[brucekirk89]

my ex GF was full blooded indian and split my lip open with an electric can opener wile we were fighting once LOL

[Adubaas]

OMFG! I AM THE 100 DISLIKER OF THIS VIDEO!

[TheMrCochrane]

@Adubaas shut up hoe

[s541737]

Awsome

[22EaglesFan]

i love this guy but he needs to come up with some more jokes!!

[iQWESTKIDZ]

@22EaglesFan dis vid is old way b4 he even blew up, evry1 recylces jokes, all the best do it,

[22EaglesFan]

@iQWESTKIDZ yeeeah thats true, cant wait to see Laughing At My Pain!

[flygirl0688]

if a guy comes up and smacks you..... you just got smacked! lmao!

[JonasPolsky]

this guy is SERIOUSLY FUNNY.

[CALLCHRID]

Fuck all 97 haters.

[Sii3rr4]

haters qo away he is funny kno matter how many times he tells his joke yhu must like him cause ya'll kno he usin them over & over

[yungkhalifa2fly]

to funny



[Sheericaw]

I'm 14 and I'm watching this Wide open hahahahah!

[JacobReedyMP4]

@Sheericaw Same Here :D

[136hendrix]

@Sheericaw Aha. Im 14 too.

[Pl2ODllGY]

this shit is funny!

[PatelDarshil]

i didn't laugh at this video :/

[realkef]

@PatelDarshil you have no emotion

[Lilladyhawks2017]

This was funny as hell omg I am actually on the flo laughing

[JennyTangoJBJPHS]

he likes the word shit. xD

[nekaneka11]

u dont see rappers using different songs evry concert on a tour so why the fuck does he gotta change his shit up think bout that

[AminTheDream1]

Go To my homepage and watch funny videos and skits like Funny Pick Up Lines and Sorry Nicki Minaj Booty

[ProdigyTruth]

same shit in im a grown little man stand up

[MLGxFRAGTALExMLG]

White people...such a funny race xD

[MrJJsupreme]

i noticed something about that crowd..dontt really know wat it was?

[nooty2396]

The End Part Was The Best ....! His Emotions Got The Best Of Him..!

[Usernamenotpresent]

He sound so little :)

[dumdumdiddayyy]

@neggrodamis he says eyes not guys...

[NEGGRODAMIS]

black guy + black guy dont = 20 20 vision



[AminTheDream1]

Go To my homepage and watch funny videos and skits like Sorry Nicki Minaj Booty

[TheSkoCinema]

Lol. Press 9 wait until he says shit, then press 7. Repeat. Laugh your ass off.

[JHVideoProductions]

88 people do not know how funny Kevin Hart truly is

[matictheking]

lml

[trujolie]

ROTFL LMAO!!!! He's the funniest comedian right now

[Jmh2kX]

Press 9 LMFAO.

[chillipeanuts]

real funny guy. 

[65543irock]

look at yo face man!

[abdelwest901]

Tough crowd men

[1dr335]

I am proud to say that watching this video made me fall in love this Kevin Hart

[slimshady1022]

Please put your dick away and we can continue with this conversation.

Hahahahahaha

[Quarntine36]

86 People Just Got Smacked

[MrMakaveli97]

"If a nigga get pass my scuffle that's it I gotta take one for the team"LMAO!!

[Fr3e2xpress]

lmfaaaaoooo

[MsQuiensabe123]

i'm a great scuffler

[prettylucyb]

the crowd was ass -___-

[coolioman14]

i love racial banter on youtube. 

[MajorEpidemic]

@MissKoriB at comedy jans they always use there old jokes . The originals are for their own stand ups .

[MizzLAdyPink23]

This is too fukkin funny at the end

!!!!

[13narutohinata]

if a dude comes up and smacks u then you just got smacked

[HowToGetFreebies]

This dude is kinda overrated to me.

[VeryAbleEnt]

@HowToGetFreebies nigguhs hilarious bruh



[xAbercrombieFitchx]

One thing I noticed is he cussed a lot back then. Lol every sentence."fucking, shit"

[Mistersofly]

76 people just got smacked...

[SavinanaFK]

Omg he is so stupid...lol...=X

[MrsArmaniExchange]

LOL

[MissKoriB]

he def. used his old jokes.

[TheClevelandCavs23]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHHA THIS NIGGA HAD ME ROOOOLLLINNNNNNN,....... "She gon like,she,she,she gon fuckin, she gon fucking coming aroun and and and and....................." LMAOOOOOOOOOO

[Tminusfour5]

hilarious!!!

[EaglesFoL1f3]

Anyone else notice he couldn't get the mic off the stand lol

[brittanyandericashow]

@EaglesFoL1f3 lol nope i didn't but he should have made a joke about that :P

[wezz7777]

the last part is how u be with ya moms when she break u and yo sis up from fightin and u just lost lol

[Melvyno23]

DAMN dis nigga got me rollin i i i iwas like i i i i was like lmao

[bluebabe6]

how could ppl not like kevin hart HE'S SO FUNNY!!!:D

[Melvyno23]

lmao dude is goofy. I guess 74 people didnt have a great scuffle either

[cyntax99]

damne he used the same jokes in other show wierd o.O

[TACT1CsMAN]

He's not funny... e.e

[nonphixional1]

if you past my scuffle.. lol

[JBoogy]

He's the only comedian I know who's so famous for repeating the same jokes his entire career.

[dlarge20]

@JBoogy You must not know Dane Cook....

[joeyg2525]

@dlarge20 Or Katt Williams...

[jordan56487]

@JBoogy KATT WILLIAM SAY THE SAME JOKE

[NYCiPheNoM2]

@JBoogy Have you ever been to a concert? Even musicians use the same songs in different concerts, it's not like you can tour and come up with new content for every venue.

[avreeves]

@JBoogy naw man u just see them alot cuase so many ppl post his tours, meanin this is his routine as he traveled across the countries and when he was on the come up, watch his movie specials and u can see brilliance.

[regulateregulate]

@JBoogy At least he's got a career... Stop hatin' you fat fuck.

[avoice77]

loved the ending .... a funny guy.

[austinferree12]

theres no white people lol

[LVandYoungDre]

lol!!

he clown HAHAHA



[LVandYoungDre]

lol!!

"she gon she come come around and put her finger in my face..!'' lol

[dpistons149]

"Dont put you're fuckin hand on my face" lol

[lidokiddo296]

haha kevin hart is funny

[bubblie4eva]

i feel cheated

[rant103]

I cannot deal with him. Lmmfao.

[Jroody3]

sub to my channel im really funny!!!...how do i kno?? my momma told me so.

[LilRanDy920]

aww naaa awww shiit, fuck man" lol

[xXTheJuicerXx]

keep pressing 7 lmao

[ShawdieeBahd123]

-- He Iss Too Funny , Haa !

[jvrsexy]

he said these jokes b4

[GleijsteenXIV]

3:47 thats why I dont shower with al them old guys @ thai box Dojo/gym

[thugdizzle2]

I was in tears @7:20

[hot1cold0]

*BAMB!* OK CUT THE TV OFF WHERE THE KIDS AT?!

[cloverfield00]

In movie "SOUL PLANE" starring KEVIN HART" plus others directed by "JESSEY TERRERO" I enjoyed the part when KEVIN HART yells out 106&park! OPRAH! DR.PHIL! etc. and in show "I"M A GROWN LITTLE MAN" i like when he says GAGA GAGA GA GA JUICE!& He throws up his hands also when he says GRrrUUUU! byrggang! Everybody get paid! and he throws up the byrdgang sign,This lil man is hiliarious lol! BTW JESSEY TERRERO casted me in movie "THE TICK CODE" and MTV'S LATE 90's GRIND he also has a brother,ULYSSES.

[cloverfield00]

I'm a former MTV GRIND DANCER AKA MS.106&park the original wit FREE&AJ I"M ALSo DRU HILL'S original "BEAUTY" now listen to "BEAUTY" written by TAMIR NOKIO RUFFIN aka NOKIO NO-KEY-O He's nasty on the keys,MY beautiful monster who produced "WHAT THESE BITCHES WANT" and "HOW DEEP IS YOUR LOVE" see my 1st "HOLLYWOOD experience,Log onto "WILL SMITH AT THE 2005 BET AWARDS,by "MY SLEEPY HOLLOW" In the past i have met "THE KING OF POP" MICHAEL JACKSON during the "HISTORY TOUR" in 97& I MET TEDDY RILEY93

[cloverfield00]

In 1994 i auditioned for a backup dancer for this show "DEF COMEDY JAM" i saw some of my friends from MTV THE GRIND dancing on this show therefore i took a shot at it,and i was not successful because the people that did the pickin Alledged they didnt like MTV THE GRIND DANCERS,it was 2 fat black chicks& 1 fat black man sitting in a chair,as soon as i walked in the door,the 2 fat black chicks yelled "OH NO! "I CANT STAND THEM MTV GRIND DANCERS! from that i knew i was eliminated,oh well i tried.

[cloverfield00]

If you didnt already see KEVIN HART'S I"M a grown little man"its now on DVD so go COP That! Footage is also on youtube,I attended that show live in Manhattan NY at the NYU SKIRBALL CENTER FOR THE PERFORMING ARTS in 2008,There i saw former ROCKAFELLA OWNER DAME DASH,He sat across from me,KEVIN HART said that was his boy,and he invited him down to the show,therefore DAME DASH came to support,I use to be DAME DASH waitress in the past,after the show a bunch of white chicks surrounded DAME DASH.

[robinboyo]

boring... much like all black american comedians...

[akademikn3rd82]

@robinboyo

dude, if he's boring WHY THE FUCK DID YOU WATCH THE VIDEO!? and more importantly, why did you feel the need to make that stupid ass comment if he was 'boring' and not worth your time. did it make you feel special to diss a black comedian over the internet? dave chapelle...bernie mac....richard pryor...chris rock....ALL BLACK. ALL COMEDIC LEGENDS. Get the fuck out of here....

[townsend316]

@robinboyo The biggest joke a black man ever did was fuck your mum and tell the guys at the bar about it!

[oneandonlyladyyae]

@robinboyo

What really was the reason for saying this. People on youtube fail to understand that they can keep all the racist comments to themselves. It just show how prehistoric you are .

[dpistons149]

@robinboyo thats what u think

[bman54950]

@robinboyo who the fuck are you to say that. yours is not the only opinion that matters you fucking whoreson. i mean dont watch the black comedians if ou dont like them. this si offensive to all blacks seeing as you singled out the black comedians so now you have a racial issue. congratulations.

[jzj1996]

Push him out the chair

[andre230994]

Just realized that he uses same shit in different presentations... A comedian never does that.

[akademikn3rd82]

@andre230994

uuummm....yes they do. youtube ANY comedian and I guarantee you'll hear them repeat themselves. they test the same material out on different audiences. the material that gets the most laughs they keep. the jokes that are psuedo-lame...they trash.

[MrWazupdude]

nate Robinson?

[Amalaini92]

Kregjoint YES.

[kregjoint]

not funny.

is it because im not black?

[TheWhizz123]

@toby81001 he gets to use it cuz he's black

[toby81001]

would have been better if he didn't use the n-word

[cHaOsTw3nTy4]

@toby81001 wow no... wow no... that made it more funnier

[toby81001]

@cHaOsTw3nTy4 because you said "more funnier" makes your comment invalid. Also, there's no use to use the n-word, it doesn't add to his act. His humor now uses it lot less, which is good because it allows young African Americans that follow him to contemplate using the word less as well. Would even be better if he didn't use it at all, it's a word that should never be used unless in historical context. People use it freely, but don't understand how much negative weight the word has when used.

[PropOstrich]

DAVE CHAPPELLE AT 3:57!!!!

[bman54950]

@PropOstrich good god you may be right... nah its not clear enough not for me at least. :P

[NinaGtheDruFeen]

lmao i do that too when i get emotional hahaha woowww

[ommn1news]

Yo said I was like I I I I I was like DON'T PUT YA FUCKIN HAN IN MY FACE

[starstruckmaddie]

@ommn1news Lmao thts the best part x3

[Craigo5]

Haha! It ain't a fucking game as he swings his legs.

[fanfare78]

hahahahahhahahahahhahahahaha

[sweetypiefaerie]

ctfuu i <3 him

[nessa415707]

what year wazz this

[radiowinner1]

he funny but say the same thing in alot of his shows .if u think bout it

[adiqtiv]

@radiowinner1 I agree. hope he evolves.

[DVL32]

@radiowinner1 Do you honestly think comedians write & have a whole new show, every stand up. They say the same thing just enuff to be known for thieir skit, so people know them as the comedian that said, such and such and such, until they start incorporating new lines in a show!!!

[NosoCOMINSOON]

@DVL32 Ya true but I just saw Kevin saturday night and he did alllllll new material. He didn't say one joke from seriously funny or his normal skit..still pretty funny but not as funny as his old stuff

[alexjxcx]

@DVL32 dat phan=worst example

[9090trey]

2:00 when he started talking about how he stole the parking spot from the chinese man is the same joke he said in his movie im a grown little man

[larry89]

@9090trey

he used all these jokes on both of his movies "im a grown little man" and "seriously funny"

[crazyfrog9]

hahahhaha 3:48-4:00 was HILARIOUS

[VirtualVendetta]

LMFAOO! i was eating pizza and and at 6:04 I fucking laughed and choked on it! xD. Oh god damn the ending I was laughing so hard my mom asked me if I was crying or laughing? xD hahah good shit man.

[AngelMadkins]

If a nigga didnt give a shit bout punchin you in da eye what makes you think he give a fuck about my eye bahahahahaha

[MidwestMami3]

I'm seeing him on my bday at da star plaza. I can't wait!

[MrMahad4life]

This guy is the best comedian to ever touch a mic!

[Moldyish]

lol :P oh i needa a laugh

[Mrdevandude]

whoah... is it just me or did he grow?

[holmes15688]

Couldnt help but notice he used the same jokes in im a grownnlittle man smh talk abd yet considered one of the greatest by some ppl. Still funny tho

[Arcane53]

If you guys dislike Kevin Hart so much and love Dave Chapelle go watch the fuckin' Chapelle Show.

"You dumb bitches. 2+2 not knowing what the fuck it is bitches. Crossed eyed, crying down your backs fat footed ass bitches. You long man titty no nipple havin' ass bitches. OHHHH HE SAID THEY AIN'T HAVE NO NIPPLES!!" - Kevin Hart

[3153dee]

"Ok cut the tv off, where the kids at, let me ask you something" lmao had me rollin

[sbwchick21]

Kevin hart: wat im pose to do if a nigga try to rape me..........AHHHHHHHHHH.

[CMurphization]

haha, dudes mad funny. mad funny. @everyone hatin on eachother, relax, to each his own. Some like rock and chapple, others like prior and carlin. nothin wrong with any of them. the only people we should be hating on are people that like Dane Cook.

[antonetteduff]

this is soo fucking funny

[StarzTc]

l0l. "so istole it"

[illflow]

He sucks and he says nigga too much.

[InLoVeWiThLaNgStOn]

@illflow So you look up "kevin hart" then clicked on this video and now your ranting about it? Fuck outta here.....

[illflow]

@InLoVeWiThLaNgStOn There are other ways to find the video you ignorant prick. A friend sent me a link and recommended him, and he turned out to be garbage.

[illflow]

@InLoVeWiThLaNgStOn Nobody asked me to make a comment; if the user didn't want me to post my opinion he would have disabled comments. You are obviously too sensitive of any criticism. Grow up.

[InLoVeWiThLaNgStOn]

@illflow No not even. How about you grow and stop being a hater. Good bye.

[TheDezembro]

@illflow lool he sucks? are you retarded or just racist?

[illflow]

@TheDezembro How does being critical make me a racist? Two of my favorite comedians are Chappelle and Rock.. Sorry I expect more than some tired jokes and meaningless profanity.

[TheDezembro]

@illflow you're not being critical.. you're being insulting... and what you say doesnt matter... when he trows a show, its full house, everybody loves his jokes, and many people find him the best comedian.. so what you say really doesnt matter so bye

[illflow]

@TheDezembro Sorry, but not everybody loves his jokes because I for one don't. Props to him if he can fill a building with people that will laugh at him. I really don't care what he does, because a few years down the road you are never going to remember Kevin Hart because comedians like him come and go.. He's not creative, his jokes are lame, and he has no lasting power.

[TheDezembro]

@illflow that hole text looks like you describing yourself in a sexual interaction

[dmack4142]

@illflow shut the fuck up pansy

[illflow]

@dmack4142 What here that I've said makes me a pansy?

[ludaswifey101]

He is hilarious! MAN ROFL!!!!!

[cathunis]

i love how some of these jokes are used in his newer standups

[TroothSurcha1]

Dude is nowhere near Mike Epps level. He don't give me that stomach hurtin laugh.

[Blackhandles]

he said the u just got smacked joke on another video and its still funny

[LegendofDPouch]

"...you just got smacked" -- "Let's figure out what we can do to make sure it don't happen again." -- Kevin Hart is awesome!

[garyabernethy2]

to be honest the funniest thing about this to me was hearing the same bits I love with "nigger" added repeatidly just because it was on the Def Jam lol

... and aparently 66 people lost their parking spot

[karcollew]

"She gon' fuckin put her finger on my face! And I like, like. I was like, like. I, I was like. I, I said. I, I was like. I, I said. I said. I. I was like, I said, DON'T PUT YOUR FUCKIN HAND IN MY FACE!!"