One time, at band camp, I got stranded and lost in the wilderness. So I put my penis to one side, drank my own pee, and PALM WEAVIL GRUBS!!!!111!1!1! Thanks Bear Grylls!
If you're lost in the wilderness, make sure you have a big jug of Bear Grylls pee. (that chicken song is basically Old MacDonald with a few notes dropped)
there was alot of repeating which is bad but it wasnt unbearable like most noobtube poops kno wat i mean? and the music sequences dont have to be so long just saying. have em go on for at least five seconds and that oughta be enough.
what is the song that starts at 6:47 ?
hamtas2 3 weeks ago
I lost the game
elcheapomagneto 4 weeks ago
best ending ever.
senshi85 1 month ago
4:16 rickety-rawr, rickety-rawr
yourallbrainwashed 1 month ago
It might not mean nothin' to yallllll
MikeToonist 2 months ago
1:42 my penus shrunk
DeathToxik 2 months ago in playlist More videos from cjflo
Song at 4:55?
IncredibleFalk1 2 months ago
6:15 I died
Burnout900012 3 months ago
Lost the game...
ReiMaGame 3 months ago
Comment removed
OfTheAlchemyBand 3 months ago
(Rosanne to John Goodman) "Hey whatcha readin' fat bitch!" Best part of the whole video!
xPSYKOxLIBBYx 3 months ago
you gotta grab your nuts when they come by! lol
DanSkaMetal813 3 months ago
sweet nuts
ImFlaw 4 months ago in playlist More videos from cjflo
Bear Grylls was hungry in the desert...he should've drinker his own pee
luigifan07 4 months ago
Comment removed
bungy125 4 months ago
GET OVER HERE
JRS423 4 months ago
"I'm not a handyman, dad, I'm a handyman, dad."
TyphoidBryan 5 months ago
What is that song at 3:30?
BeckyTheMallCop 5 months ago
@BeckyTheMallCop just lose it - Eminem
RussianCommie666 5 months ago
John Goodman's dad squeals like a pig.
Squeal squeal squeal!
SimonSociopath 5 months ago
the "get over here" sound is so awesome xD
Solid3Snak3 5 months ago
all this talk of palm weevil grubs is making me hungry !!!
GET OVER HERE !!!
CatFro4 5 months ago
"sometimes you have to put your PEEnis to one side" hahaaaa.
DeathHasAMeaning 5 months ago
Yes HD Poop!
mikethe4th 6 months ago
tit, tit, tit, shit
Mattteus 6 months ago
tit tit tit tit shit
rogerbee1234567 6 months ago
you should do more "lost". that last portion was the best stuff you've done
MFRedeemerp2 6 months ago
PALM WEAVEL GRUBS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
wfbhs2011 6 months ago
One time, at band camp, I got stranded and lost in the wilderness. So I put my penis to one side, drank my own pee, and PALM WEAVIL GRUBS!!!!111!1!1! Thanks Bear Grylls!
Zakkeneyo 6 months ago
If you're lost in the wilderness, make sure you have a big jug of Bear Grylls pee. (that chicken song is basically Old MacDonald with a few notes dropped)
Mattteus 6 months ago
Whats the song at 4:50?
SSBBFreakOfHonor 6 months ago
@SSBBFreakOfHonor Drake forever feat lil wayne,kanye west,and eminem
YourVotingChannel 6 months ago
:49 honk honk
djmm1397 7 months ago
GET OVER HERE! camel spider.
mrfizzzzzzzy 7 months ago
11 people had to eat some truly hideous shit.
magiclychee 7 months ago
I cringed when he ate the camel spider
DeathToxik 7 months ago
Palm weevil grub
fries00 7 months ago
Godfuckingdammit, I choked on my root beer watching this.
MikeToonist 8 months ago
oh wooow palm weavel grubbs! these palm weavel grubs tit tit tit shit! man this is funyy
katanaman4 8 months ago
I'm not a handyman dad, I'm a cock tractor.
wthrfish 8 months ago
im not a handyman dan im a cock tractor
maaaaason 8 months ago
SHUTUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP
BurntSpaghettiFace 8 months ago
0:32 how 'bout a google?
apocalypse123 8 months ago
YOUUUUUUUUUUUU lost.
talt87 8 months ago
GET OVER HERE
BurntSpaghettiFace 9 months ago
PWALM WEAVIL GWUBS!
hyperidiot34 9 months ago 6
PAWLM WEEVEEL GRUBZ
JamesAmp94 9 months ago 4
FUCK YA'LL, ALL OF YA'LL
coastdesk 9 months ago
Plam Reevil Gwubs!
Mattteus 9 months ago 12
PALM WEEVIL GRUBS
Repelsteeltje1337 9 months ago
yeah this show has saxsaphones
NukeForBinLaden24356 10 months ago
Fuckin good poop here.
ExpertCriticism 10 months ago 2
whats the song at 2:27
darkarm3rocks 10 months ago
11 people didn't know what the hell they were talking about.
dave8594 10 months ago 2
SHUTUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP
BurntSpaghettiFace 10 months ago
DRINK MY OWN PEE
BurntSpaghettiFace 10 months ago
Best thing ever. Clearly.
PuttBenis 10 months ago
1:40 What's the song called? xD
TheBigBlueberry9876 11 months ago
How you been, dad?
CounterNerd 11 months ago
What the song where the song plays and it's all songified?
Gindelbi 11 months ago
cock
ibidydo 11 months ago
Palm weevil grub
Salute6996 11 months ago
at first this looked shit but after 2:38 it became so funny I couldn't breathe.
darthkahn45 11 months ago
Well, how you been, Dan?
RFRFUFUFRFRFRFRFRFRFUFUF
How 'bout you?
LFLFLFLFLFLFLFLUFUFUFUFUFUFLFLF
RFLFUFLRUFLRUFLRULRUFLURLURLFULRUFLUFFLUFLUFFLULFUlUFLfuLFULFLFULFuflUFLFUlUFLFULF
TheDarkShadow6 11 months ago
did he say drink his own pee?!?!?!
JuggernogJunky 1 year ago
I wish you would make another youtube poop soon! =(
MyPipboy3000 1 year ago
GET OVER HERE!
smartandstupid37 1 year ago 3
this is my favorite youtube poop. and i've seen em all.
oddmanout1792 1 year ago
@oddmanout1792 ALLLLLL?
NinjewMaster 1 year ago
ALRIGHT NOW LOSE IT - AH AH AH AH AH
ViperK88 1 year ago
I lost the game at the end.
Kom3tBrawl 1 year ago
you've got to put your penis to one side
bearsRcumming 1 year ago 3
whats the song where john goodman storms off.
silentsniperrr 1 year ago
@silentsniperrr forgot about dre
cjflo 1 year ago 11
@cjflo yeah whats that song called
XFudgeLord 4 months ago
@silentsniperrr Eh Eh Eh (Nothing I Can Say) by Lady Gaga
xAricaxDarlingx 8 months ago
there should really be a "jizz in my pants" button, like just isnt strong enough....
TahUbermensch 1 year ago
You gotta grab your nuts when they come by.
.......*SLAP*
GriffinxSkaXLTJ 1 year ago
you got drink my pee :D
urantay 1 year ago
Comment removed
BurntSpaghettiFace 1 year ago
Tit tit tit tit Shit
BurntSpaghettiFace 1 year ago 2
Het What ya reading FAT BITCH
BurntSpaghettiFace 1 year ago
I just lost the game...
FunnyChicx12 1 year ago
yay pee
urantay 1 year ago
my throat started to hurt from laghing so much
MrMamaluigi13 1 year ago
What's the song at 1:01?
iwearjesuspants 1 year ago
@iwearjesuspants Eminem - Just lose it
filppilp2 1 year ago
@filppilp2 Thanks, bro.
iwearjesuspants 1 year ago
1:05
I choked on my soda the father's face was fucking priceless.
RagingBerserkerr 1 year ago
Comment removed
RagingBerserkerr 1 year ago
Palm Weevil Grubs
StratocastFloyd 1 year ago
6:10 is fucking hilarious! If there's anything I can do is to drink my own pee!
FBIagentNinja 1 year ago
Too much possum!
FBIagentNinja 1 year ago
Hey what ya reading FAT BITCH!
FBIagentNinja 1 year ago
Hey what ya' doing FAT BITCH
Linksminion 1 year ago
He holds his dick the same way I do I hold my penis the same way he does I'm him
Rorschach1212 1 year ago
I'm not a handyman dad, I'm a cock-tractor.
6paq71 1 year ago
Hey what ya reading, fat bitch!
FBIagentNinja 1 year ago
This is one of the funniest things i've ever seen
silentsniperrr 1 year ago
That is clever and funny title! John GoodMAN vs Wild! LMAO!
FBIagentNinja 1 year ago
11 people don't know what the hell they're talking about!
FBIagentNinja 1 year ago
Very few people understand the hard lives chicken dancing cock-tractors lead.
CouchPotato26 1 year ago
GET OVER HERE
reaperman2010 1 year ago
Comment removed
3rdEyeSpeaks 1 year ago
@3rdEyeSpeaks And you'll die in your own boring life...
JohnACorp782 1 year ago
tit tit tit, shit.
HamishChandler 1 year ago 2
It may not mean nothin to ya'll
h0merg0mez 1 year ago 20
If you're lost and stranded in the wilderness, you gotta- drink my pee.
Fredcheesburger 1 year ago 3
awesome ending X)
JeanSeb15 1 year ago
We're Square, Pop
h0merg0mez 1 year ago 36
@h0merg0mez Hey Danny!
mmazingace 9 months ago
You, sir, are the master.
You should make a whole series of Lost YTPs. That would be PALM WEEVIL GRUB!
SvenBoogie 1 year ago 2
Roseanne is the best one on here! Make more roseanne vids!!!
AkiIsUber 1 year ago
Lol 0:22, the funniest to me!!
classyjazzy007 1 year ago
@ 1:34 your movements and animations are so fluid i couldnt stop pissing myself nice job
3rdEyeSpeaks 1 year ago
Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat?
FBIagentNinja 1 year ago
10 people don't know what the hell they're talking about!
FBIagentNinja 1 year ago
there was alot of repeating which is bad but it wasnt unbearable like most noobtube poops kno wat i mean? and the music sequences dont have to be so long just saying. have em go on for at least five seconds and that oughta be enough.
DoubleF100 1 year ago
@DoubleF100 I'd listen to this guy... hes a real authority on making good... oh wait... I mean hes never made a single thing.
SvenBoogie 1 year ago
holy palm weevil grub batman!
estradvs 1 year ago
what song is this???? 6:47-6:59
JustyceBond 1 year ago
@JustyceBond 9 months later...
Elements by Ricky from the Kamen Rider Blade OST
noodleshusky 5 months ago 2
10 people drank Bear Grylls pee.
Phantomphan613 1 year ago
Ten people had dice and stuff.
Likety 1 year ago
10 people hate palm weevil grubs!
halo3e2w1q 1 year ago
THE SUCK DONG
ronpaulisnumber1 1 year ago
Even as an amazing YTP, this video is not worth it without Transcribe Audio.
Wurge3 1 year ago
3:10 is hilarious!
FBIagentNinja 1 year ago
i love 1:33-2:13
FBIagentNinja 1 year ago
Get over here!
CornerianSoldier 1 year ago
I'm not a handyman, Im a cock tractor!
FBIagentNinja 1 year ago
Hey, what you reading, fat bitch!
FBIagentNinja 1 year ago
Do they have diche and schtuff?
aceeds91 1 year ago
AHNULD!
emess123212386 1 year ago
You got to put your penis to one side
corkskrewclubhouse93 1 year ago
Bear Grylls and Lost segments almost made me burst into tears from laughter.
smokejc 1 year ago
Thumbs up for Chicken remix moment!!
DaddyWalrusguy 1 year ago
WHAT IS THE SONG ON 2:25
FBIagentNinja 1 year ago
1:33 - 2:02! LMAO!
FBIagentNinja 1 year ago
Hey, what you're reading, FAT BITCH!
FBIagentNinja 1 year ago
BEST YTP EVER
MultiTurkeysandwich 1 year ago
6:11 - Best part. Whenever I want to say something like "Oh my god" instead I say "Palm weevil grubs!".
ThemOldaBoys 1 year ago
It's really hard not to laugh when I am watching this so late, and I can't wake up anyone by laughing hard.
Ipoop7colors 1 year ago 2
Transcribe audio. EYAYOUGH!
Gindelbi 1 year ago
0:32
where have i heard that?
volcomsk8tr1125 1 year ago
@volcomsk8tr1125 i mean that weird laugh
volcomsk8tr1125 1 year ago
@volcomsk8tr1125 Eminem - Go Crazy
chikwin 1 year ago
Remember everyone, if you ever get stranded, put your penis to one side
MoDeRnWaRfArE201 1 year ago
OUGH!!
cky12qxz 1 year ago
Hey, what you're reading, fat bitch!
FBIagentNinja 1 year ago 4
Holy Palm Weevil Grub!
cky12qxz 1 year ago 2
I'm not a handyman, Dan. I'm a cock tractor. Subbed.
noisepuppet 1 year ago
when you added the song it was fail the rest no
gerudgutierrez 1 year ago
I don't remember subscribing to you...
I'm glad I did, though.
Tekkenfreek234 1 year ago
Palm Weevil Grub!
Logdotzip 1 year ago 61
@Logdotzip its not about the puss it about the palm weevil grub
pepsidrink19 1 year ago
@Logdotzip Tit tit tit tit shit! absolutely massive tit!
Rorschach1212 1 year ago
This bug guy pisses me off. He's eating the poor bugs and he's not starving.
Hallinilla9 1 year ago
@Hallinilla9 well he might be starving but he put him self in that position so
gerudgutierrez 1 year ago
"Hey, whatcha readin' fat bitch?"
Best intro ever...
PerpetualApocalypse 1 year ago 2
1:37 IT WAS SO REAL
pacific14586 1 year ago
Jesus christ.
zammeee 1 year ago
@zammeee Checkerss.
boblordofdarkness 1 year ago
@zammeee I guess... *twitch*
boblordofdarkness 1 year ago
A particularly musical poop. Tits.
apocalypse123 1 year ago
SHUUUUUT UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-
boblordofdarkness 1 year ago
4:11 - 4:16
JustyceBond 1 year ago
What's the song when bear grylls start eating all those bugs
HOORAY4CH33SE 1 year ago
PAWM WEEBIL GRUBS
dj0903001 1 year ago 2
The best poop ever.
JeanSeb15 1 year ago
6:34 :o hahahahhahahaha
JustyceBond 1 year ago
this is absolutely hysterical..good job!
catch22ification 1 year ago
holy fuck the roseanne stuff is funny as hell
mohibullah00 1 year ago
5:18 oh my gawd.... palm weevil grub XD so funny
eyeeatpoopiee 1 year ago
0:37 lol
eyeeatpoopiee 1 year ago
wow, they got saxophones
mingtooter 1 year ago 3
weavel grub
flowerpower111 1 year ago