President Obama Pardons Turkey

[19932606D]

willmar MInnesota :D :D :D that was my high school when I was an exchange student !!!!!!!!!!! so cool

[redcomic619]

Holy fuck! Is that Obama's daughter to the left of him? And she's almost his height? And Obama is like 6'4"? Shit!

[Stingerbillion]

LOL that's funny.

[gotitans999]

Now pardon the millions that are in jail for smoking a joint. Whoopdedoo. Ron Paul 2012.

[beautifulmoneek]

Malia Obama has grown up to be the most beautiful girl I have ever seen tall enough to be a model. Stay beautiful Malia!

[PresObama2012]

Some people need to breathe and exhale. So spiteful all the time.

[mrpresident4200]

its pronounced Willm-er not Will-mar even if its spelled that way.

I live close to that city

[SloterMFmeyer]

Why would he pardon Turkey? It's an awful country.

[SloterMFmeyer]

This asshole is always laughing about the jokes he supposedly came up with.

[ammiralowling]

Did they bomb israel for murdering aid workers aboard the flotilla???? Ohhh that turkey...

[LANDSHARK7130]

somebody follow up on that turkey. Life of leisure my ass!

[Prometheukles]

xD I was like WTF, how can he pardon a country?''... Guess I'm a bad american =D

[MalakiaRat]

oh come on guys they do this every year :o

[joecoool100]

It aint cool to be a jive turkey so close to Christmas......Yea

[4390100]

The Turkey was speaking.

[MrMooseheadbeer]

Obamas good at gobbing with out really saying anything.

[surfjerr]

Fuk this bastard when do we get our freedoms back?????????

[Motive11331]

@surfjerr Yeah. Freedoms have to have been taken away from you for them to be given back.

[surfjerr]

@Motive11331 are you saying our freedoms havent been taken away?

[Epifrin]

Laughing at all the American people.

"I was born in Kenya, grew up somewhere in the world, then came to the US and became president, got the Nobel peace prize for sending more troops to Afghanistan, and i'm gonna win a second term, and continue to get millions of dollars as i give speeches as a former president for the rest of my life!" :DDD

[skatealex1]

Vote Ron Paul enough with the status quo bs. Fuck Obama.

[joecoool100]

@skatealex1 yes yes yes

[TrickShot1100]

@Whatistheissue He is definitely puckered up and ready to kiss the zionist ass.

After all.....goldman sachs donated $500,000 to the 2008 campaign.

[mersk100]

Who knew Jon Corzine had so many feathers.

[OmarThePug]

Turkey's all, " I'm Still voting Repubican in 2012."

[ytgv3fc7]

the downfall of the USA empire is all around you.

If you can't see it in this... you're blind

[TrickShot1100]

What does a muslim care about whether a turkey is pardoned or not ??

Thanksgiving is an American holiday....this muzzie has no business giving a speech.

[SeanBTitus]

@TrickShot1100 Except that Obama isn't Muslim

[TrickShot1100]

@SeanBTitus He stands in front of muslims, then calls himself a muslim.

He stands in front of a church, then calls himself a christian.

He stands in front of white people and says, "I have Irish blood".

[pbrawdy]

0:57 "recently i have been taking a series of executive actions that dont require congressional approval...pause laugh.... here's another one"

REALLLY?? Arrogant much?

[henkvanderlaak]

He can't even do a thanksgiving speech without glancing at his notes every other word.

*pathetic*

[FSFchannel]

@henkvanderlaak

you're pathetic. You can hate the president all you want but he's still a human you dumb cunt.

[henkvanderlaak]

@FSFchannel Any human with half a brain can memorize a 6 minute speech. If it was an important and politically sensitive topic, I could understand, but this is a fucking turkey pardon. If he can't do that without a cheat sheet, that tells me there's probably nothing this guy can do without cheating. Some human...

[FSFchannel]

@henkvanderlaak Maybe he doesn't have time? He perhaps is busy dealing with more important shit. If you think he should take his time to memorize a speech instead of focusing on national security or what have you , then you have your priorities set wrong.

You can criticize him for a million reasons but instead you choose unfair and stupid shit. I strongly dislike Obama, but I respect the office. Get a grip

[fuzzjunky]

president obama IS the turkey

[NinjaKingRevival]

HOW DARE HE PARDON A TURKEY RARARARARRARAAAAAAAAGE

[TheKimrob]

wow what a hard worker

[bozolazic]

Obama is the Trojan Turkey!!!

[kdavidmcd]

Now can he pardon the POWs of the Drug War?

[jschultzVII]

@kdavidmcd That's ridiculous! Pardon people? They're not an adorable obese bird.

[AK8591]

@LatinoNotHisPanic just shutup

[tcorp]

Continuing a bullshit ritual George W Bush started in 2002....#FACEPALM

[earthicastar]

hard to tell which one is the turkey

[intuitiveexplorer]

at 4 likes to 17 dislikes, the president has a 19% approval rating. AND AN 81% DISAPPROVAL rating. 2012 will be coming Mr. President. And it can't get here soon enough.

[steadicamrickshaw]

‎"some of you know, I've been taking a series of "executive actions" that don't require congressional approval. (um really?) Well here is another one. We can't wait to pardon these turkeys."

The turkeys are saved people! Obama 2012!

Although, I think Ron Paul would have asked congress first. Hmm. I changed my mind. Ron Paul 2012! ; - )

I find it ironic that they named the turkeys Liberty (which obama wants to strip away) and Peace!?!?!? he does know he has wars going on right?

[dhebert111]

So, what did the Turkey do to get on death row?

[Chaoitcme]

@dhebert111 It is guilty of being delicious.

[TheProlefeed1]

Glenn Greenwald's 2-tiered justice system where the political class now open flaunt the fact that they above the law, Gerald Ford's pardon of Richard Nixon that Dick Cheney eulogy thanked Ford for helping future generations of elites to get away with their crimes to "move forward", of course Cheney said that wanting his own war crimes would be pardoned, now puppet Obama says we need to just "move forward" and not investigate Bush era war crimes because he knows his admin are criminals as well

[PastDolGoal]

''Gobble without really saying anything'' Nicely said Mr. President, that's what I think everytime I hear you speak.

[MOSSBERGxSHOTTY]

Our military would be able to spend the holidays with their family if you END THE FUCKING WAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[sune1112]

@MOSSBERGxSHOTTY he cant stop the war, america want war.

[intuitiveexplorer]

4:00 ... "Even when times are tough, we look out for each other. We lift each other up. And we remind ourselves just how lucky we are here together in the greatest country on earth."

SORRY PAL, YOU ARE CLUELESS AS TO WHAT IT'S REALLY LIKE FOR THE 99% OF THE PEOPLE IN THIS COUNTRY. NICE LINE OF BULLSHIT THOUGH.

[Otzmatron]

Is this for real? Teleprompter writers think they are part of a Saturday Night Live team?

[mispistoleros]

even the applause is luke-warm and the girls look embarrassed to be there.

i can hear the white house waiter, an OWS supporter, "pepper-spray on your giblets, sir?".

[Otzmatron]

Barry, you're going DOWN.

[deeppurple28]

That Turkey is known to have terrorist ties, Quick get it! !

[macarion]

BREAKING NEWS: No one gives a shit

[Chaoitcme]

Free Mark Emery. This is a joke. He should be pardoning people that really should be pardoned, not a couple of turkeys.

[danbowski40]

Is Tony Rezco one of the pardoned Turkeys?

[grendelcatt]

so a turkey goes free while Bradley Manning rots in a cell....

[TheAsfaloth]

@grendelcatt

Fucked up in every possible way.

[intuitiveexplorer]

and the rest he fed into the mechanical separator

[BigGift1]

He pardoned himself?

[LANDSHARK7130]

All his words ring hollow. Why is that?

[sigmapsicharlie]

I guess this a good way to get all those kids to vote Democrat.

[LANDSHARK7130]

awe he's not such a bad guy...he saves turkeys and has 2 kids.

[VoteRonPaul12]

@LANDSHARK7130 If only you knew of the horrible things he does behind closed doors I can assure you that you'd change your way of thinking in that statement.

[LANDSHARK7130]

@VoteRonPaul12 that was sarcasm. He is an evil warmonger. i agree. I'm also a ron paul supporter

[sheepOG]

If only he would pardon the stripped turkey called Constitution from the jail of fascism.

[LANDSHARK7130]

@sheepOG indeed

[skinnywhop87]

@sheepOG You're a moron who doesn't even know the froggiest detail about Turkey.

[sheepOG]

@skinnywhop87 I will provide you with the only proper response (according to the internet):

wat

[Motive11331]

@sheepOG ...