NewsBusted 12/18/09

[10thAngel]

Is this suppose to be conservative humour?

[Chuichupachichi]

How can anyone compare Joseph Stalin to Nasty Pillowseek?

Stalin was indeed capable of speaking at least 3 consecutive coherent words

Aside from that, she's one of his admirers, not the other way around. She's a nobody to him

[mykol13v]

Everyone saw the Mao Bulb on the Whitehouse Christmas tree? About sums this Admin up.

Like an enviromentalist: Green on the Outside, Red on the Inside.

Why can't we just be "Americans" and not defined by something we have no control over?

Pride of racial color makes no sense. We that love our country, do so, not because we are a bunch of people with differences, but by our common values. Share them.

[mitchhodson]

Wow. A heavy handed, solely democrat mocking, youtube version of the daily show. Color me unsurprised...

[TheTMA1]

Breaking News ( well... not really news.)

To assess whether the airborne CO2fraction is indeed increasing Wolfgang Knorr of the Department of Earth Sciences at the University of Bristol reanalyzed available atmospheric carbon dioxide and emissions data since 1850 and considers the uncertainties in the data.

In contradiction to some recent studies, he finds that the airborne fraction of carbon dioxide has not increased either during the past 150 years or during the most recent five decades.

[ciscornBIG]

This is not true. You are so woefully misinformed it is troubling. Is this what America has come to? People that will believe anything as long as it fits in to their and their raging right wingnut talk show hosts myopic and disgusting world view? You should be ashamed of yourself for buying so much snake oil.

[TheTMA1]

Hey world - sissycornPIG did a hit and run on my profile page and then blocked me.

He's comments were of my age and being a decrepit old man -- here is my response:

Well scumbagPIG, I bench 408, curl with 170 and can do 15 dips at 210 with 110 I would say a pencil neck like you would just shake and shit his pants if you ever pissed me off in person. So go fuck yourself - Coon!

[jtkirkfan2002]

This IS true and the number of Americans who support this insanity is falling by the second. Every poll shows it going further and further south, and these polls are taken by places like CNN, Gannett and AP, not exactly conservative organizations. There is a big difference between the number of people who say that helathcare needs reform and those who are in favor of this socialist power grab.

[DasHortH]

Hahaha, this is the worst act I've seen in months.

[jtkirkfan2002]

Hoax and Chains lame attempt to appear presidential is much much worse.

[TheTMA1]

Is that out side of your work habits?

[LazerChachi]

So do I give 1 star or 5 stars for the best "worst thing i have seen in a long time"?

[TheTMA1]

Forget the Stars and REALLY show 'em how disapproving you are of these jabs at you and your Lib/Commie/Pedophile friends. Remove yourself from the system with a tall glass of warm hemlock.

That ought to teach 'em!

You can leave a note of dramatic effect.

[LazerChachi]

Actually, you're right, I won't give this video any stars, I'll give them all to you. You, for interpreting my simple video put-down as proof that both I and my friends molest children and that we should end our lives.

And by the way, I never stated my political (or sexual, for that matter) orientation. This video is just NOT FUNNY.

[ChevalierAguila]

The worse thing is that she's laughing at her own "jokes". By the way, knee jerk/gut reactions against things you dislike is not comedy by default.

[TheTMA1]

A knee jerk reaction is reactionary to a sudden event.

You may want to STUDY the time lines between this show's subjects and the stupid things the Dem/Pedophile/Commie/Libs are being made fun about.

Idiot!

[ChevalierAguila]

Yeah, thinking before forming an opinion must be a real pain in the ass, specially when one is too busy being mad at people with different opinions.

[TheTMA1]

Chev

Like when Liberal/Democrat

Judges release Murdering Rapist Pedophiles loose with just a slap on the wrist and a promise not to do it again - and they go out and do it again.

That kind of differing opinion or did you mean somehing else?

Or when a hard working person busts thier butt all week long to bring home food for thier family and the Socialist Government takes 25% of what they make and give it to some who just sits on thier ass all day and cries Racism?

Or is that what you mean?

[justagame1]

Lame if you need to insert your own laugh tracks.

[TheTMA1]

Your right!

They should use the recored laughter from the back ground during an Obama speech.

It's the laughter from the BO Administration SUCKERING YOU AGAIN and knowing it.

Now that is real laughter!

[jtkirkfan2002]

It's simple. The Democrats know that something like this so called "healthcare reform" will create so many new bureaucracies that it can't be dismantled.

A few of them realize that this spells the end of their political career, but they're too afraid of Hoax and Chains and Wicked Witch Pelosi to stand up to them.

[TheTMA1]

I disagree Captain.... if we get Consevatives ( Becoming a formitable Force and Party) into power just watch how much of this Un-Constitutional Government it DISMANTLES!

The LIb/Commie/Pedophile/Dem/Warme­rs will have to learn how to mow lawns and wash cars just to eat.

I'm going to LOVE that day!

HEY BOY! YOU WASH MY CAR! YOU MOW MY LAWN! Get on it and quit draggin' ass!

Gunna' be FUN! Can't wait!

[oakand]

I am one of the 44% for bush and love the 100% of the dictators for Obama

[Bandit5906]

Funny? I thought it was LOL!

[huelink300]

someone needs a new joke writer,no lol at all.

[leestauf]

You obviously wouldn't know funny if it bit you.

[TheTMA1]

Who needs a joke writer when we have the joke it'sself in BO' The Muslim Turd' and his Communist Key Stone Cops Administration?

Here we have hemlock300 proving to the world that LIBS have NO SENSE OF HUMOR. - No you DON"T!

[mudpie04]

You guys are great! Thanks. Oh, BTW, you forgot to wish us all Happy Kwanzaa. I'm sure the leftist speech and thought police/brownshirts will be by to arrest everyone shortly.

[JohannMint]

Oooooohhh Jodie, you are so getting a sense of humour for Christmas! And a guide on how not to twitch while talking. And a cliché-avoidance kit! Yep, that's all going to be under the tree for you.

[jtkirkfan2002]

Junior Mint! We missed you and your stale attempts at insults.

[TheTMA1]

juniormint-----What the ehll are babbling on about?

Gezzzz - o - pete! Keep in reality will you! That would be 47% approval and circling the drain. Right into the sewer where it will be well at home.

[Ajax4Hire]

You do not apologize for something or someone you are proud of. President Obama continues to let me know that he is not proud of the country he leads.

I have saved or created 9157 jobs with this post. Oh yeah, prove otherwise, wise cracker.

[exbronco1980]

george w. bush should spend the rest of his life behind bars.

[jtkirkfan2002]

You should spend the rest of your life in some country where socialism has taken over completely.

Obama should be impeached for incompetence and negligence. One of Osama's boys is eventually going to get his underwear to explode before we can get rid of ol' Hoax and Chains.

[TheTMA1]

Bronc-turd

you may just becoming out of that high called stupidity so bear with me - BO ' The Muslim Turd ' has been president for 11 months - NOT - NOT George Bush.

Someone wake this idiot up!

[KamdenSL]

This is definitely one of the funniest NewsBusted segments yet. :D Thank you for your great work, and have a Merry Christmas!

[skwiddjergensen]

Ehhxsellent Smythers, Ehhhhxsellent!

[mma600psi]

HA HA !!!

(Nelson Muentz laugh)

[tedm82]

Man it would be nice to have Bush back and have some class back in that office again. The Whitehouse has been turned into the Bumpuses outhouse! Back when there wasn't discussions in the oval office about teaching your children about fisting!

[Aeronomer]

Jodi has a nice rack

[Vgothaliense7en]

ya cus we all know thats the point of news busted

[52381a]

Obama always had the dictator vote.

[charityGSHS]

Another great video Jodi :-) *****

[snarkthenews]

haha love the 100% support of all dictators on Obama. that was great.

[RandomlyExplicit]

Airborne herpes hahahahahaha... hahaha!

[cesaw70]

Too true.

[yiminnybuck]

Robin Williams in Crappy Feet 2!

[52381a]

@yiminnybuck

But will we hear a penguin repeatedly drop "F" bombs?

[hoosierarcher]

All of you at News Busted Have a great Holiday break. Wishing you all a Very Merry Christmas, A Blessed Chanuka and a Happy, Healthy and Prosperous New Year. Or in Newspeak of The Obama State, Happy Holidays and Keep your carbon footprint small, even though we doubt because we insist you do as we say not as we do.

[Airave]

Happy Holidays! :D

[kf4omc]

Tampa Bay Bucs Fans... Now thats funny!!!

[TheTMA1]

PACKED & STACKED!

Thanks NB Team.

5*'s

[jakjonsun]

it's odd how the applause at the beginning sounds like a handful of people, while the applause at the end sounds like a large stadium

[TheTMA1]

Laughter draws people towards it.

It's a good feeling - you Lib/Commies should try it some time.

[jakjonsun]

I suppose by laughter you mean fake laughter . . . as I voted for McCain and donated to the Republican party I hardly think I would be considered a "lib/commie" -- but I suppose if you criticize crappy attempts at political humor that makes you one . . .

[TheTMA1]

There is alot of laughter now!

You voted for McCain!

Can you hear the laughter coming from the Consevatives?

The McCain that is a political animal. Everything to every body - appease the Left and maybe they will like me. Screw the Consevatives they are a bunch of wacko's. Sell my soul for stupid ideas and

screw the Constitution.

That McCain?

OK.

I withdraw my crticism.

[jtkirkfan2002]

I admit to voting for McCain only as the lesser of two evils. Thanks to libs picking our candidate in the New England primaries, we had a Marxian Socialist against lukewarm caspar-milk-toast.

[TheTMA1]

I would consider this an appology if you considered slitting your wrists following your vote.

I voted for Sarah Palin. She had some white as a ghost milk toast linquini spined socialist putz as a running mate but I forgat his name.

[theifoncross]

an angry letter from the stalin family... too funny!!

[Mostdef]

i notice conservatives acknowledge jewish holidays but not muslim holidays

[KH45430]

Conservatives support Israel and Judaism. Maybe conservatives would support Muslim holidays if the Muslims weren't so intent on destroying Israel, Jews and Christians.

[TheTMA1]

Perfect!

Muslim Holidays are best ignored.

Hey I have a Moon and Star hanging in my window right below the Star of David.

Explaination for those who don't get it .....

The Muslim Symbol is NEVER to be lower than any Jewish Symbol...

Hope that just pisses you off Mostdef.

Was Mohammad a faggot as well as a pedophile?

Just asking.

[Mostdef]

well I think every religion is stupid but I find it ironic cause Christians support Jews but also think they are going to hell. With all the kids getting molested in church, was Jesus a faggot and pedophile?

[TheTMA1]

'Stupid' to discribe a religion is failing to understand the purpose for religion.

I have NO religion. But if someone wants to follow one - well fine - thier choice thier freedom.

As for The Messiah and Mohammed. Your slight on trying to compare the two shows an immense chasm of ignorence.

The first hand history comparisons puts your accusations to rest - you can find them in things called books.

Mohammad was not only a pedophile he was also an adulterer with his brothers wife.

[Mostdef]

@TheTMA1 doesn't matter because these books weren't written by historians so they're all fairy tales any way

besides since the story leaves out almost twenty years of his life of course he seems better than Mohammed

[TheTMA1]

Well there is a dictinction without a difference.

Just following the same old Lib/Commie/Pedophile regurgatated crap of a non-answer answer.

First hand means first hand - on the spot -witness. Following me so far?

HIstory - as you like to call it concerning The Messiah is is not something you expound upon and make stuff up in order to fill in the blanks to suit your agenda.

I think our differences lie here - I believe the tale of 'The Frog Prince ' is a Fairy Tale - you call it 'Science'.

[Mostdef]

I call both of them fairy tales. I don't consider myself a liberal. I tend to agree with most conservatives until they start mentioning religion.

[TheTMA1]

Do you understand the difference between Religion and Faith?

[Mostdef]

sure

[TheTMA1]

Expound.

[stoicsquirrel]

"these books weren't written by historians"

Neither were Ancient Egyptian Hieroglyphs. What's your point?

"the story leaves out almost twenty years of his life"

It left out 30 years. Again: what's your point?

[stoicsquirrel]

Your previous comment said "conservatives". Now you're saying "Christians". Why the sudden change?

[stoicsquirrel]

Thank you for noticing.

[ZodiacSystem]

Peace

Thanks for sending me this video.

[Downfacingdog]

Obama is no president....he's a freaking

rock star/Messiah.

[pepeledog]

The best one yet. Merry Christmas!!!

[JOEMLM]

have a great holiday to all and everyone say 'merry christmas' even if you don't believe because that will piss off the libs and communists

[shimauma42]

hilarious as usual! however as a fan of tampa bay..../hangs head in disappointment....

barry hussien telling republicans to stop spreading fear ...says the raven to the crow(not a racist statement so sit the firk down)

[Robert697]

aww man .. 2 weeks w/o my Jody fix?!?! What shall I DO with myself?!?!

[mdlman583]

SWEET

[Droidmakr]

Merry Christmas Jodi, and Merry Christmas to all of the people who make NewsBusted possible.

[corneo5818]

44% of Americans want Bush now because they finally quit chanting "thank god Gore wasn't elected"

[jtkirkfan2002]

Bush had his faults and was short-sighted in many areas, but he wasn't a liar out to destroy the Republic and all it stands for.

[sleeperawaken36]

Thank you, Jodi, for wishing us specific holiday wishes. Merry Christmas to you as well :) and Happy Hanuka as well :)

[jamcat62]

Is it "PC" to forget about wishing African Amercans a "Happy Kwanza"????? :P

[sleeperawaken36]

hehe.... I have no problem wishing a Happy Kwanza as well. Just not familiar with all the different holidays involved this time of year :)

[jtkirkfan2002]

Ok, happy "Whatever" to anyone who celebrates a made up holiday.

[TheTMA1]

Kwanza!? What in the hell is Kwanphffftttt ( kwanza )?

Is this the madcad madeup holiday for Negros who can't get a grip on reality/? Do they really need fabricated events or non-existant celebrations for personal motivation and a sense of belonging to something? Chosing a pretend holiday to 'PUMP YOURSELF UP' is akin to writing a check when there is no money in your account. It represents 'NOTHING'.

I enjoyed the story about the Black Africans who had flying machines way back when ........

[ciscornBIG]

You're a rabid racist man child and it is hilarious when you get upset and start braying about something. Your whole outlook on life is evil and immature and you are the perfect example of what is wrong with America. That children like you are allowed a voice on or about anything is weakening the national discourse and poisoning all debate. You are bereft of reason or sanity and you need to stop talking. Nothing you have ever said or done has been worth anything. You are truly a waste of skin.

[ciscornBIG]

Furthermore, I can not for the life of me figure out exactly what any of your comments are supposed to mean. Where did you pick up this Dem/Pedophile/Commie/Libs meme you've been spouting? Was it during one of your white power meetings? Right after you guys got done drinking beer and leering at any young girls? Nothing anyone says to you will ever get through because you are too far gone. Just...I don't know...kill yourself. Just fucking kill yourself because you are worthless.

[TheTMA1]

As I said before - go fuck yourself Coon!

Your just a simple minded Obama Shit Eater with no brainsas are the Solid 94% of total Coon Idiots who vote color.

Yea to the free thinking 6% Americans who did not join you in your pittiful Racist Voting habit..

These Americans I stand with.

Also, Coon!, you have no idea what color I am. So call yourselves niggers all you want - I will not ever refer to myself as such a degrading name nor any other Black American. You pitiful Racist Jerk Off!

[jtkirkfan2002]

That doesn't change the fact that Kwanza is a made up holiday that commemorates nothing.

[Miatacrosser]

And leaving out the fake holiday, Kwansa or how ever you want to spell it. It's still fake.

[rgoldman1]

Go Bucs.

[arga400]

HAPPY HANUKA you are my hero lol

[lorrainegate]

Merry Christmas!!!

[TheBeardOfPower]

Merry Christmas to you all too!

[rkoliver1]

It's Bush's fault!

[raptor2837]

y...... see u can't explain

[TheBrent420]

refereeing 2 what or is that just the first lib hack line u thought of

[TheTMA1]

How is Bush responsable for 66,882,230

Stupid people voting for BO 'The Muslim Turd'?

[raptor2837]

oh my bad

[chattingcat]

Lol... Bravo! Merry Christmas and Happy New Year, NB!:)

[Shadowsnshades]

100% of terrorists prefer Obama over Bush. Nice one.

[onviant]

Happy Feet 2?!? My kids ASKED to leave the first movie before it was over.

[shimauma42]

you have some very discerning kids. Well done!

[KendisKustomsDotCom]

A T-shirt with Pelosi as Stalin?

We sell one with Pelosi in the new jacket for the discerning Liberal woman - a straight jacket!

Have a merry day every day - even more so without Liberalism in it!

[1965ace]

I miss the good old days when the enemies of the United States weren't running it.

[usgop]

@1965ace:

AMEN!!  Well said!

[jtkirkfan2002]

GOP scaring Americans? The Democrats wrote the book on scaring people with lies about Republicans taking away social security, medicare and school lunches. The only difference is that the scary things that Republicans say are true.

Besides, I don't think anyone could say anything scarier than the phrase "President Barack Obama" - terrifying.

[bubba007ss]

@jtkirkfan2002 Well said my friend

[OperaNerd1986]

The Stalin-Pelosi joke was very funny.

[RebelStangII]

Merry Christmas & Happy Hunauku!

Great Show as Usual!

DEO VINDICE!

[Mistertbones]

Merry Christmas Newsbusted!

[oculus1857]

Merry Christmas Jodi and crew :D

[safeharbor7]

Love ya Jodi... 5***** + Merry Christmas.

[robertmcmc]

100% of dictators and terrorists prefer obama over bush!

[jtkirkfan2002]

They tend to favor one of their own.

[snowcloud]

Ya know that would make a great bumpersticker. I want one! ;)

[chrisquick123451966]

funny as always

[OldSchoolAmerican]

Keep up the great job and Merry Christmas to you and the NewsBusted team.

[rulllar]

good vid!

see you in 2010 too!

[red33410]

Wow! She cleared-the-decks with the FIRST shot! *laughter*

[gemeni61479]

i love it