Eli's Dirty Jokes - Episode 21 - Ugly Baby

[ryutaro2104]

People disliked this video cuz they accidently pressed like and they want to dislike it so there wont be anything related to dirty jokes that show up when they reopen youtube..that's what I did

[CrossBowKiss]

Why is the bus moving whilst the woman is getting on? :D

[321amurphy]

u didnt make that 1 up though but good vid and i liked

[poppyblack12]

That was npt a dirty joke

[SaltpattiesTV]

I like tur....(looks at top comment) FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

[ShamanTheHedgehog]

UGLEE BEHBEH!!!

[somthingguy53]

why do they skip episodes

[PykohYT]

@somthingguy53 #20 is rated 17+.

[789snakeboy]

notice the bus was moving when she got on

[MegaGoinpostal]

@789snakeboy XD hahahah i just noticed XD

[aj300089]

or hide the monkey



[aj300089]

becuase monkey has a sexual line something like find the monkey

[Haha24beast5]

@aj300089 that had nothing to do with the joke dont overthink it bud

[longboardingchampion]

like if you saw the kids shirt that said "i like turtles"

[cyanide1259]

i like turtles XD

[Kheerah912]

the baby looks like a dick

[shannongirl1221]

lolz pplz comments, its not dirty @ all and quite stupid, if the narrators voice was better i'd probrobly had laughed..........

[TheStockCarStig]

HOW IS THIS A DIRTY JOKE????

[cannotbfound]

she gets on the bus but it is still moving!!!

[MsMirandaXoxo]

That "Baby" Will grow up with many beautiful women, then eventually lick a man's penis off.

[Jarod3926]

eli likes turtles

[flyff160]

oh damn!

[1337strvids]

lol 0:24 i like turtles

[niecey4291]

@superandres70 ikr so did i hes either som random dude a lady or in a picture in the jokes lol

[theDmaster1231]

thumbs up if you saw eli wearing the "I like turtles" shirt XD

[superandres70]

ive noticed that eli is in every one of his jokes lol

[Classic1942]

LOL u see eli wearing I like turtles shirt

[TechDeck0099]

what is ps ?



[bigsexxxy89]

@TechDeck0099 post script

[cjit26]

This one is stupid as fk :L

[rrvelrocha]

Eli like turtles! says his shirt

[bat0rgil]

bwahahahahahaaa



[brittanylolkitty]

zomg, cute ass baby :P

[fireblast64]

What's the difference between my ugly son, and my handsome son?

My handsome son is still alive.

[mrvulox]

I LIKE TURTLES :D

[MegaKoolguy100]

thats not how it goes its:

little johny asked his dad why his cats feet were in the air little johnys dad said so that god can pick her up from her feet and take her to heaven the next day the father comes home from work and little johny goes running to him saying mom almost went to heaven this morning good thing the mailman was here holding her legs open becouse she was saying oh god im coming

[TheFallenFreak]

0:23 its eli in a spinny hat and an i like turtles shirt

[heroicfailures]

baby should have looked like eli

[krIpS20]

eli at 0:24

[theAwsomeAwsome667]

WOW ps vita! i know the adds have nothing to do with the video

[MISHRAIF]

btw that was rob snieder's mother

[HU4LandD9L4L]

i wish we had a horse i love horses

ELLIS! not now

ok but i love horses XD 

[krawlings117]

Please watch your step

Have a nice Trip xD

[BieberRulez]

I FUCKING LOVE THE LITTLE BOY WITH THE TURTLE SHIRT!! TEEHEE TURTLES ARE AWESOME!

[dougsunglasses11x3]

Omg Eli kid like turtles

[finalflameKorisky]

not dirty 

[jaydimes10851]

@finalflameKorisky ur mom is

[Ant0nyG]

0:24 eli likes turtles 

[ImmaSquidlng]

That guys shirt says "i like turtles!!"

[Pinkywinky4x7]

Can somone plz tell me what episode twenty is about??

[tehfo0tsteps]

eli likes turtles 0:24

[iceviking666]

is that eli at 0:24?

[AJNXN]

Let me hold your monkey 

[MrLozFan]

I like turtles

[Babyluma22]

Ummm how's this dirty?

[F2PView]

@Babyluma22 Some of them are!

[1basketballgurl]

Dont read this cause it actually works. u will be kissed in the nearest possible Friday by the love of your life. However if you do not post this comment on at least 3 videos, you will die within 2 days. now you started reading this don't stop. This is so scary. Put this on at least 5 videos in 143 minutes and when your done, press F6 and your lover's name will apper on the screenin big letters. This s so scary cuz it actually works

[JamesonWentThere]

@1basketballgurl

Every single one of these are stupid and gay, stfu and get off youtube.

[1basketballgurl]

@JamesonWentThere dnt hav 2

[celloprofundo]

@JamesonWentThere ..funny if yer a second-grader...maybe ; )

[chiaP3]

Ha 50 cents. Now its 3.25 =-=

[SuperIriana]

@chiaP3 where you live at least for me its $1.25

[queenfrostine97]

aw, what a cute baby

[The101coolest]

Thumbs up for I like turtles boy

[chuckgreene123456]

thumbs up if you saw eli as a kid

[ToxicFearful]

I like Turtles :3

[TheScooterWolf]

lol at 0:26 the kids shirt says " i like turtles..."

AHAHAHAHAHHA

[sammyTbear]

bitch



[Deviousdarnell]

i love turtles

[helloo889]

@Deviousdarnell actually it says yurtles and that kid is eli

[1996funkytown]

Damn that women didn't give birth she shit it out in the toilet

[ekayode7]

do your f**** b**** of a baby can eat a mad mans cork

[saidje91]

eli is the likttle kid at 0:24

[MISANTHROPY647]

@saidje91 There is always someone or something that resembles Eli in these videos.

[TheAbigailMariano]

Eli

0:26

[drago433]

okay, 3 girls in a bar, all friends for a girls night out, after a few drinks and random conversation one girl brag's about how loose she is and says, "im so loose, i can fit 3 fingers in myself", the girl next to her says, "oh yea? im so loose, i can fit my hole fist in", then, the 3rd starts laughing, as shes sliding down the bar stool xD

[x306xQuiksilver]

i didnt know eli liked turtles

[FraRPetO]

HAHAHAHAHA !!! xD wtf

[amandalea91]

Crude humor! Hahahaha LOVE IT!

[RandomRandomxx]

Eli likes turtles.

[MrChopStack]

eli is the turtle :D

[obeserobot]

thats what she said

[xAndyHD]

Eli wearing i like turtle tshirt at 0:26

[BloodyBaron90]

I loled so hard...

[FunnyJunkTV]

173 people held their monkies.

[Rapyion]

Lols! I get it. That guy said "Lemmi hold your monkey!" and they laughed because the mom had sex with a monkey.

[NinjaFox1CA]

@Rapyion no.. its because the baby is soo ugly it looked like a monkey

[juneboy62597]

hahahaha eli your hilarious!

[Ecoaba]

Why did she get on the bus while it was moving?

[char97n]

@Ecoaba Lmao I Never Noticed That . Haha .

[mysticmacmagic122]

@SwaggaSoSick32 lol

[Kiba4242]

@SwaggaSoSick32 omg lmao too funny nice one bro!

[shanimal13]

@SwaggaSoSick32 lol funnier than hell lol

[Zupernova91]

@SwaggaSoSick32 I'm curious as to why a teacher would ask that. Don't they usually avoid asking questions they don't know the answers to?

[BinklePlease]

I like turtles

[exmruniverse]

watch his new jokes in H definition before the 10:00 movie  H-definition!!1

[cuzimspecial1]

@exmruniverse OMG WHAT CHANNEL IS IT ON TWC!?!?!??!?!?!? im crazy...

[darksider300]

@cuzimspecial1 Cinamax( i think)



[CarpetStainRemover]

What was 20?

[crazycat670]

@CarpetStainRemover

a yukon miner came out of the mountains and walked into the nearest saloon with a bag of gold nuggets and tells the bar tender he wants the meanest toughest roughest whore they got he tell him that shes in room 103 so the miner gives hin a gold nugget and gets 2 beers he goes to the room and tells her what he wants then she strips and bends over he asks how did u know i wanted it in that position? she replies i dont i thought u wanted to open the beers first

[CarpetStainRemover]

@crazycat670 BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

Thankss ssooo much :D xx

[crazycat670]

@CarpetStainRemover no problem

[theWORLDisSPIKE]

is ilis like in every epeisode hiding?

[Mariacaes]

hahah FUNNY!

[thesnooooze]

the women got on when the bus was moving!

[confusdsincbirth]

not dirty but still funny (:

[Batistta56]

I heard it somewhere else. Still good though !

[ErrumiaHanuko]

i know this one!

[Kidsownyou1]

She just got trolled on.

[SilverDec9]

Lol!!! OMG THAT WAS MEAN AF!

[AFROtron1]

it got gold teeth

[Rjuga1]

this show must continue!

[WhatWham]

i'm sorry but these just aren't very funny.

[omgidonotfindaname]

@WhatWham

dont watch them if theyre not funny

[Leroy1000123]

wtf turtles?

[BhanuHabbo]

@kingpie1012 Fuck off.

[ChickRocker829]

He says "H Definition" Lol its Either HD or High Definition, pick one :))

[EbilinforcerDJ]

0:25 look at the shirt "i like turtles" lol!

[owensed01]

that wasnt dirty

[adofri]

@owensed01 yes it was dirty because i laughed so hard i puped my pants

[zoomerlawns]

I like turtles.

[MrAJone1]

eli is in every story he tells

[iAm1337forever]

0:26 WTF? Dude with i like turtles t-shirt that looks like a retard?...

[OMGimSOBER]

Df? I got an ad right in the middle -_-

[SuperJordy001]

lol like my comment if u loled

[FRICKINGUY]

@SuperJordy001 lol

[NeoNekoPup]

Chowder:I like turtles XD

[ScottishPEACEguy]

thats an realy old 1. just like most of these jokes. ther not elis but he tells them well lol

[yosup332]

LOL

[dashon07002]

i like how he flipped the Flip Wilson joke around

[filipinofear13]

and its charlie from CHARLIE BIT MY FINGER :D

[shadi7997]

haha

[peaceout601]

that is one ugly baby!! lol

[dannydabig]

notice whe se gets in the bus the bus is already driving

[samsaw592]

eli the kid

[ES3PLAYBOY]

D1Z SH1T DA FUXXYEST!!!

DA UGLYES BBY IS DA 1 WEARIXG DA "I L1KK3 TURTLES" SHIRT

JAJAJA

;)

[Naruava]

Monkey HAHAHAHAHA!

[ShutupSanta]

It goes, a woman is walking ddown the street and an old drug staggers along and says thats the ugliest baby ive ever seen so the woman dropps and begins to cry then a mail man comes along and says whats wrong and the woman says that man insulted me then the mail man givers her a hankerchief and says here its for you and your monkey

[dancingwitharetard]

i fucking love turtles!!

[Blacklash2]

Eli in 0:26 ... let me hold your monkey < he talks about the baby he thought he is a monkey

[MrUgly321]

Hey, Umm wats the annonations name when u added that link saying "Watch about the Man, the Dog, and the pig"

[Yumiko00and000Haniku]

I LIKE TURTLES!!! hahahahahahaha!!

[lejdcool]

how did the woman get on when the bus was moving?

[HesperInnocence]

I liek turtles too, Eli. XD

[rgre1]

Elis at 0:25

[raulucian]

probably it was a dirty monkey...because this joke isn't really

[hugohugo990]

LOL



[Reagz2k9]

Turtles :)

[MrShane961]

#LOL

[shortanimationz]

Eli likes turtles

[redstar1236]

i like turtel X[)

[Smokey94462]

EPIC WIN! #LOL

[246lizrules]

I LIKE TURTLES!

[Falconfater]

loool

[one111cute]

Hahahaha

[kazzzzam101]

ive heard ronnie corbett tell a joke very similar to this one

[tabguy14]

THERE'S my Chippy!

[JoverShown]

DAT BBY LOOK LIKE SADSKOTCH

[chrisomen112]

Doesn't seem "Dirty"

[eternity899]

@chrisomen112 well its not dirty its rude...

[awarito5]

@chrisomen112 it cod sounded dirty if the woman was a man (monkey..)

[koreyjomartin]

shop shart bag lol shit fart

[daabest2]

haha "here, let me hold your monkey"

[ajscorpion3]

hows this dirty?

[GrilledAngus]

@ajscorpion3 look at the baby