"Pretty clean sounding eh? But some peoples comes up me and say 'Hey Skwisgaar I'm pretty good at speedapizzyew, checks it out! Hey I'm good',but the truth is no you are not, you are liar, go homes takes a shower and wash, wash the shames off of you because you suck and you, heh, you don't, you can't do it annnnnyyyyyway, where are we? Lets have some more fun, WITH MUSIC!"
you know he said something that only a guitar teacher would say dont cut corners with crappy guitar playing that is true start slowly and then try to go faster and STAY ON THE RHYTHM
Wait a sec... Both fig. 3 and 5 (the bending phrases) are not written correctly. Could it be the music dyslexia or a transcriber should go homes and wash the shames off himself?
I rofled like 5 times in this video because whenever i hear the 'DUN DUN DUUN!' sound all i can thing of is the credits at the end of the special features lol
4 people took guitar lessons from Skwisgaar and played 2:47 and were told to go home's, takes a shower and wash the shames off them cos they suck............
@totallyfrozen ur a real pice of work. All us guitarists oughta come down to whatever hick state ur from...AND KICK UR ASS! Go take a big swallow of ur boyfriends dick
@Sherman744 LOL! @ the thought of a guitard kicking anyone's anything. Don't you guys all have the build of an 11 year old girl? I probably have socks thicker than ur arms.
holyshit my friend threw a bucket of red paint at me and yelled wrong cuz i didnt play it perfect the first time i dont know where it came from did he buy it before hand oh my god
@whoflungdung21 Haha aparently you have NEVER seen ANY viking metal band then =D. I hate it when people base your typical scandinavian dude off alexi.
@email11123 Wikipedia his name.. yes i did it and it said " Both his attitude and his technical playing style are compared by the show's creator, Brendon Small , to Yngwie Malmsteen."
"But the truth is: NO! You's are not.."
HAHHHhhhh... I love it.
Faltharian 11 hours ago
ahahaha hes got a pod xD
ScreamoAsian69 1 day ago
you knows it
LolRageGuy 2 weeks ago 2
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LolRageGuy 2 weeks ago
I'm learnings this on grandpas guitars.
hatring 3 weeks ago
you can dooo-s it ....
if you tries hard enough
yaa you're a champion
you're a top of a moutins!
egyptianenglishFTW 1 month ago
"Pretty clean sounding eh? But some peoples comes up me and say 'Hey Skwisgaar I'm pretty good at speedapizzyew, checks it out! Hey I'm good',but the truth is no you are not, you are liar, go homes takes a shower and wash, wash the shames off of you because you suck and you, heh, you don't, you can't do it annnnnyyyyyway, where are we? Lets have some more fun, WITH MUSIC!"
ImmaSean 1 month ago 3
he has some goods points.
TheRiffCalendar 1 month ago
Lol
aqif2015 1 month ago
Washs the shames off of you!
SpadeHeaven 1 month ago
wtf firgure three is wrong theres no 11 or Eb fail man fail fuckn tabs learn to read music
VonKripple 1 month ago
Sees you laters I'ms goings to throws up now! Lol
GioIbanezGSZ120 1 month ago
"Thats like a audience thing that I am told" lol
RandomFTWClips 1 month ago
why drop D when he havent used low D string even once :P
picadk 1 month ago
@picadk because the low d string its just used in the rhythm guitar xD
PuNkIsNoTdEaD01 1 month ago
@picadk because E isn't brutal enough
Vallyel 1 month ago
@picadk he uses it in the rest of the song
a7xAMAZINGa7x 1 month ago
This actually helped me learn sweeping :L
Niftymuse 1 month ago in playlist Favorite videos
6 people need to go homes and takes a shower to wash the shames off of them.
monkeyslaye 2 months ago
6 people had to shower and wash the shame off because theey can't doo iitt; anyway...
rosenbluntz 2 months ago
I ams dildos at sweeps pickings.
MusIciAnVman 2 months ago
His fucked ups english at the ends of the videos really mades me laughs, ha ha has!
TouchScreenReview 2 months ago
I also love the, dunlops crybabys pedals.
TouchScreenReview 2 months ago
I play a lot of Geebsuns.
thewisecrab 2 months ago in playlist Liked videos
sweetsauce
appetitefordynamite 2 months ago
great....
licdaica28 2 months ago
i had to go take a shower and wash the shame off because i cant sweep pick...
javensme1 2 months ago 4
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you know he said something that only a guitar teacher would say dont cut corners with crappy guitar playing that is true start slowly and then try to go faster and STAY ON THE RHYTHM
fatkiller1000 2 months ago
5 people never drank the bleach.
MickMinor14 2 months ago
1:33 Drops "D" Tunings xd
sickgringo007 2 months ago
Wait a sec... Both fig. 3 and 5 (the bending phrases) are not written correctly. Could it be the music dyslexia or a transcriber should go homes and wash the shames off himself?
retanoab 2 months ago
@retanoab i believes both.
MickMinor14 2 months ago
sweep... sweep... sweep.
brooklynstudio 3 months ago
lol im such a bad ass
never could sweep...now i can :'D
<3
2dudesnolimits 3 months ago
Go homes take a shower and wash the shames off cause you suck hahaha
Metallica9391 3 months ago
I don't know what Toki was talking about when he said Skwisgaar is a bad teacher, that was an awesome lesson!
GuitarMasterRicky13 3 months ago
@GuitarMasterRicky13 Didn't Skwisgaar dump an entire bucket of paint on Toki's head for playing a wrong note? XD
Glaikery 3 months ago
@headbangben1
What are you talking about
I can play that now :)
Ekalb432 3 months ago
1. Turn on Closed Captioning.
2. Click "Transcribe Audio".
3. Laugh forever.
Lazyman626 3 months ago 8
I just got educated by a cartoon. WHAT NOW MOM!!!!!
DarkeningEG 3 months ago
how to stop the G string from ringing?
TripleTrollForce 3 months ago
4 peoples need to wash the shames off of them
Mrdimebagdude 3 months ago
WHOO
biffco2 4 months ago
LMFAO go to the 123456789101121314151617th fret!
DeadlyThrashViking 4 months ago 7
4 people doesnt sweep well
MexicanWarrior121 4 months ago 4
Im sure the artist wanted to blow he brains out (in?) when he was drawing Skwigelf's fingers
Perogi360 4 months ago 4
Sweet Plugs
BLAZE68055 5 months ago
lmao at 2:49
tugboat202 5 months ago
4 peoples dildos.
SomeoneAwful91 5 months ago 5
holy shit, i actually learned something!
did not see that coming.
pyscobrand 5 months ago 3
hes just like all the other 'learn to play' videos on youtube, you dont really learn anything but its fun to watch ^^
headbangben1 5 months ago 4
this video actually taught me how to play it. ANIMATED GUITAR LESSONS FTW!!!!!!!!!!!
daylantin 6 months ago 65
This is the best thing ever :D
MsDementedArts 6 months ago
i hate alexi gaiho
djmm1397 6 months ago
4 people plays grandpas guitar
joshtre11 6 months ago 84
@joshtre11 Whats wrong with grandpas guitars you dildo?
ModernSyn 5 months ago
@joshtre11
Look, the wolves eat them. And their bodies will nuorish the wolves.
Rocketpojet 1 month ago
@joshtre11 6 alreadies
someone1535 1 month ago
his personality is based on Malmsteen
MrStracciatela 7 months ago
@MrStracciatela Definitely not.
theDrumkilla 6 months ago
@theDrumkilla Malmsteem-fastest picker alive
Skissgaar-fastest stringer alive?
suspicioususer 4 months ago
4 people havs to goes home and wash the shame off of them
grimmenigma949 7 months ago 8
Honestly that was one of the best guitar lessons I have ever seen.
TheOrderOfCake 7 months ago
Thumbs up if this video actually taught you the solo!
Agent2306 7 months ago 6
No, you are not. Your a liar go homez takes a shower and wash da shames off of you because you suck AHAHAHA LOVE IT!!!
cdemanelis 7 months ago 4
this guy is better than crack haha, ima get me sum of that expensive shiz
Cryuss90 8 months ago
@AlfyXD666 thanks 4 the jinx
XVCOTTAMVX 8 months ago
The 4 people who dislike this are obviously posers who listen to Winger in their Mom's basement!!!
grnhse 8 months ago
4 people can't sweep...
8381412 8 months ago
@8381412 Hey i didnt dislike this Video but i can sorta do sweep picking but it is incredibly hard lol
Bocktai5 8 months ago
hahaah Skwisgaar lesson, AMAZING!!! :D
Vniveri25 8 months ago
Toki disliked this four times because his finger ares toos slow
isnipenoobs 8 months ago
And I'ms Uh Sweeps Picking Thats Stuff. SWEEP, SWEEP, SWEEP ,SWEEPs With Zuhh Picks Yeah! Haha Made Me Laugh
mrtoxicwasteland 9 months ago 3
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lapollaguerrera 9 months ago
Pick it, picksit, pickit... if you pick its saundss CUOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLL!!!!!!!
I love Skwisgaar's accent xDD
lapollaguerrera 9 months ago
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lapollaguerrera 9 months ago
THAT SOUND PRETTY GOOD TO MY EAR TOO!
auziali 9 months ago 3
I rofled like 5 times in this video because whenever i hear the 'DUN DUN DUUN!' sound all i can thing of is the credits at the end of the special features lol
sjnz90 9 months ago
And I'm a sweeps picking dat stuff... speep...
Totema1 9 months ago
4 people took guitar lessons from Skwisgaar and played 2:47 and were told to go home's, takes a shower and wash the shames off them cos they suck............
Ryzuko93 9 months ago
Notice it says, "Drops "D" Tunings" in the video text lol
tart9 9 months ago
the low drop c? i play half the songs i know on drop b
1C9J9S5 9 months ago
I'm not a lier, I didnt have to go home, take a shower and wash the shame's off me. woo, check out my cover on my channel!
sweeps...
Zorlak108 9 months ago
@AlfyXD666 and just like that some douche disliked the vid
Irideallamawithtoast 9 months ago
boo bo bap bap bap bo boop
destructobot 9 months ago
sweeep... sweep sweep sweep!!
darkstar32526 10 months ago
sweeep... sweep sweep sweep!!
darkstar32526 10 months ago
sweeep... sweep sweep sweep!!
darkstar32526 10 months ago
hahaha 1:09 bo bo bapa bobopo
88xristian 10 months ago
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metallicais1337 10 months ago
i was goings to tells you, hows to plays the guitars for; the coffee jingles..........of the musics.......
whatup917 10 months ago
Here's one for you (I stole this li'l gem from someone else):
How many lead guitarists does it take to change a light bulb?
1...he holds it still and the world revolves around him.
totallyfrozen 10 months ago
sweeep sweep sweeeeep sweep
SigSig14 10 months ago
@totallyfrozen ur a real pice of work. All us guitarists oughta come down to whatever hick state ur from...AND KICK UR ASS! Go take a big swallow of ur boyfriends dick
Sherman744 10 months ago
@Sherman744 LOL! @ the thought of a guitard kicking anyone's anything. Don't you guys all have the build of an 11 year old girl? I probably have socks thicker than ur arms.
totallyfrozen 10 months ago
Anything that makes fun of guitarists (aka guitards) gets my vote. HA HA! Love it!
totallyfrozen 10 months ago
Go home, takes a shower, wipes the shame off of you...because you suck....and you cant dooo itttt.
SlipKnoTRokr 11 months ago
'u r not. yur a liar' xD
AlienWorkshopxXx 11 months ago
I'm gonna go, trows ups!
SantaWithGuns 11 months ago
hehe love this
AnimeCharlotte1 11 months ago
wow that lesson was great
butterknucklez 11 months ago
"Go homes and washes the shames offs yous cuz youz can'ts dos it."
pizzathahut 11 months ago
sweep wid ya pick ya
CorporalSalty 11 months ago
Awesome and fun!
zandermagic 11 months ago
yeahhhh yo tambien tengo un PODXT es para lo q me alcanzo
infernalmetaller 1 year ago
@AlfyXD666 I bet that guy disliked the video, only because you wrote that xD
Kaffekopable 1 year ago
Nah man Yngwie Malmsteen
Cr4cKD34l3R 1 year ago
Skwisgaar is the Scandinavian version of Eddie Van Halen......or maybe Van Halen is better XDDD
2fast4theWin 1 year ago
wow who the fuck disliked skwisgaar damn it!? haha jk whatevz they need to go home and wash the shames off of themselves.
CITAbleachgurl 1 year ago
i really need to was the shames off
justinbeiberlover900 1 year ago
go homes. takes a shower. and wash the shames off of you
IranahyeNotVTEC 1 year ago 3
go homes. takes a shower. and wash the shames off of you
IranahyeNotVTEC 1 year ago
I have to go wash the shames off me now
skimboarder3210 1 year ago
I play bass. and i try to play some of this... I suck :P Skwisgaar rules!
tokorev747777 1 year ago
holyshit my friend threw a bucket of red paint at me and yelled wrong cuz i didnt play it perfect the first time i dont know where it came from did he buy it before hand oh my god
megadethklok66 1 year ago
This video rules!!! Funny and informative!!!
clintdack 1 year ago
i was expecting a bucket of red paint to fall on me when i fucked up lol and hearing swisgaar screaming WRRROOONGG!!!
atticusboyx 1 year ago
LOL the best part = 2:46
monkeyslaye 1 year ago
DETHKLOK RULES!!! KILL ME!!!!
LeVeRaGe95 1 year ago
I have never had so much fun learning music hahahahahaha.
drjdogg69 1 year ago
jajaja he is my fav character from metalocalypse XD DETHKLOK RULEZ
bibyguitar 1 year ago
2:47 my bad lol
amandomoreno123 1 year ago
@amandomoreno123 Best part of the whole thing.
drjdogg69 1 year ago
2:75 made me laugh soooo hard!
amandomoreno123 1 year ago
yes, the petals are very goods
77LeGaCy77 1 year ago
the truth iz NO
kongfumaster77 1 year ago
rofl hey skwisgar im pretty good at sweep up as you checks it out but it turns out yur not lol
apriltosey 1 year ago
lmfao this guy had to have been based off of Alexi Laiho.....
cd31247 1 year ago 66
@cd31247 he was Alexi was the inspiration for Skwisgaar
destinyrider22 1 year ago
@destinyrider22 Actually Brendon Small said that Skwisgaar's playing style is modeled after Yngwie Malmsteen
TAODBubbles 1 year ago
@TAODBubbles Yes but his appearance and that kind of thing are based off Alexi
whoflungdung21 1 year ago
@whoflungdung21 Haha aparently you have NEVER seen ANY viking metal band then =D. I hate it when people base your typical scandinavian dude off alexi.
OKaeporaGaeboraO 1 year ago
@TAODBubbles WRONG ! yngwie plays stratocaster
joaomota92 1 year ago
@joaomota92 he said playing style not guitar he plays , two completely different things
trevwagner094 1 year ago
@trevwagner094 In which world do you live in which a guitar doesn't influence the playing style ?
joaomota92 1 year ago
@cd31247 Close. Yngwie.
TMRonin85 1 year ago
@cd31247 He was based off Malmsteen
jgomez900 11 months ago
@jgomez900 Nope, Laiho
email11123 11 months ago
@email11123 Wikipedia his name.. yes i did it and it said " Both his attitude and his technical playing style are compared by the show's creator, Brendon Small , to Yngwie Malmsteen."
WinterMadness05 11 months ago
@email11123 I agree. I apologize for my incorrectiveness. lol
jgomez900 10 months ago
@cd31247 i think it was actually Fredrik Thordendal
SASchertz 8 months ago
@cd31247
no Alexi was based off of Skwisgaar
bubywashere 8 months ago 3
@cd31247 He's based off Yngwie Malmsteen...
aerocmetallica1995 8 months ago
@cd31247 haha yeh but alexi had a stomach flu... and he was drunk XD
deathmetalguitaristx 5 months ago
No-ones is as ffasts a Skwisgaars!!!!
dethklok6511 1 year ago
"You're a champion! You're on top of the mountain!"
Crazy motivational talk there!
Freakin' sweet!
weichiang 1 year ago
It's from the DVD included with the Dethalbum guitar tab book. Unfortunately, they didn't put one in the book for Dethalbum II =(
mca1houn 1 year ago
where did you get this it's awsome
retardedsatan667 1 year ago
@retardedsatan667
You also got it in a DVD from Guitar World magazine.
vuddha95 1 year ago