BOTOX SURPRISE!!

[SaMmeyAddictedGamer]

you think you're popular on youtube!?!.... OKay You're awesome and I watch all you're videos and alot of other guys do so EPIC WIN and Im a skateboarder like the noodle EPIC FAIL!

[CoralineCat96]

you are blessed Toby!!! we love you!

[MrDeepalbatross]

when you 20 and your 20 yr old girlfriend works at chuck-e-cheese its completely normal to go and just party all day long, and then have your girlfriend clean up after you. <--- WIN

[randomfan15]

i soon to have 700! videos! 0-0 congrats!

[EmzaRamen]

"that guy was a noodle!"

[MISSToToRo1]

whenever i look up somthing toby is in the suggestions

[Antropic1]

I just "Shut" a skateboarder (Hahaha what an unnecessary comment) SPONSOR xD Tobby's Funny.

[TheFanBook]

He's rocking those sunglasses

[KannaKurono]

Toby! I made you something that took me DAYS! Ill send it soon, hope you like it!

[JordynJansa]

STOP FORGETTING! ... Everything is legal in Florida!!

[monkeybutt85207]

chucky cheese scares me hahahaha

[VindicatedNinja]

The Sun never goes down for cool people.

[Jonrd123456]

Ha, I was just thinking about what to search for Toby talking to a deer when I looked to the top right and there it was.

[IrenaJoy]

BLESS ME LD

[dredgmaniac]

You look like you're from Hollywood with those sunglasses on.

[16Itachipwnsall]

but you are blessed toby you have so many subscribers and so many fans <3

[IANR632]

Who googled Danger Us to see if it was a band?

[PaleMagician]

*pause @1:38 *

*Go to search 'Toby Deer'*

*Don't have to, because it's the third suggested video*

*joy every where*

[ZKElite]

Stab u or eat a bagel

[julieannaClark]

You went to UF! That's a forty minute drive from my house! I feel special now. lol

[bakura06ryou]

I love begals too :3

[0hs0emma]

"What do I look like I want to do?"

*dramatic pause*

"Stab you right? Or.. eat a bagel."

[0hs0emma]

@hero2many are you blind and deaf?

[ChowleyWolf]

Scroll up, your missing the video!

[NerdyHomosapian]

Ahh Toby lol

[MeliMazo]

I REMEMBER! IT WAS IN THE SNOW.

[Hero2many]

I will never watch this dude again....I hate him so much.

[Mrsupermatt2172]

@Hero2many So why did you watch him in the first place? Get out of here you trolling asshole

[XtraWideMargin]

I was watching like always... then when he said the usual "bless you" I realized... HOLY SH... I ACTUALLY DID SNEEZ!!! *tear* I feel so blessed

[TheEpicRen]

Oh my god....it all makes sense now. All my life I never understood why people would look so afraid of me when I wore sunglasses. It's because I looked like I wanted to stab them!... And/Or eat a bagel.

[RegularNights]

Toby can you make something so we can automatically like all your videos because all your vids are awesome

[GroovySponteniety]

@TheJuggalohomeboy that was dumb.......

[TheJuggalohomeboy]

@GroovySponteniety then why the hell are you watching these videos. this is the same humor...dumbass

[behrlich2008]

@GroovySponteniety Your comment :|

[TheBoomer697]

Toby i liked and favorited and subscribed i demand a tee shirt or your soul is MINE!!!! lol

[KittyKatKallie]

DANG R US

[onefstdraw]

I dont get it.You drop Acid and ramble

[smokey0010]

press 4 and bless tobys face

[ThatsPrettySnazy]

i think im gonna stab you. or eat a BAGEL :D

[captainpwnage69]

LMFAO = what do i look like i wanna do? stab you! or eat a bagel xD

[DarkChaos451]

Toby... you are blessed every second of every day by the audience...you should feel no shame for not being blessed :)

[InsaneMusicLvr]

TOBY!!!! I accidently disliked this video!!! D':

But then I liked it!! Forgive me???? :)

[IMDJLegoProductions]

does anyone notice that he is just walking back and forth in the same spot?

[97ALS]

the wingdom is actually a buffalo wing resturaunt in seattle that i went to today and you did not say sponsor! but its ok kuz ur really funny!

[WickedMagickIV]

What about your advice on FREE SUSHI?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? Love you, Toby! :D

[singer6965]

"I look like I want to stab you! Or eat a bagel" Hahahahhaa

[pinkprincess4awesome]

press 4 and he sneeses bless you toby lol

[LaneyMo]

I can only imagine what words you came up with teach english HaHahahaaa!

[2009Bandman]

BLESS YOU, TOBY!

[kangerss]

WHY IS THIS MAN SO FUNNY FUCK. IT MAKES ME ANGRY BUT HES JUST SO FUNNY WTH

[Oozblar]

actually, you have to be 18 years of age or older to go to chucky cheeses by yourself. =(

[lightguy210]

ok toby fans, the comments on Toby's vid " JUSTIN BIEBER KISSES SELENA GOMEZ" is beeing over run by haters! we need to go there, like the vid, and tell those haters wuts up! copy and paste to other toby vids, we WILL make the like bar look how it should and we WILL scare all haters away! like this and spread the word!

[Tigereye20098]

Keep Pressing 4 and he says he will PUNCH YOU IN THE THROAT

[TWLoveer123]

Keep pressing 2 and you can hear him saying Vevo or Revo

[darthaustin4215]

ahha keep pressing 4 and u can finnaly say bless u to him haha

[abbiebell106]

tobuscus ate my pinini 

[jmoorfoot4]

22 minute flight and she expects to learn English Toby must be a awesome teacher

[GamerGeomarsull]

dangerbus

[HolyCow1AmberM]

hi tobby can i have a shirt?

btw ppl should like thius so i can win< adn i will like everyone elses so every one can win :)

[GamerGeomarsull]

@HolyCow1AmberM who the fudge is tobby?

[HolyCow1AmberM]

@GamerGeomarsull sorry spelled it wrong "toby"

[lilangel2407]

I remember that I sneezed in the first lazy vlog I ever watched. Never have I sneezed since :(

[Tuboscus]

TUBOSCUS! Come visit my NEWEST channel for lazy vlogs, new literals and awesome videos!

[ianlaframboi1]

youtube is like a diiary if you make a vid evry day

[MrTurkeySamich]

i want a lazy vlog to be played wile he plays a game. or i want cameras in tobys house and make his life a video. so we get to see toby from the time he wakes up in the afternoon to the time he goes to bed in the mourning. and it will be placed on the new tv station called tobytube or ummm tttv toby tube telly vision!. i also want to put him in a airport so he goes o look a plane like every 3 seconds.

[MsAnimeHeart]

I just notice it but Toby just keeps going back and forth the same pathway

I guess you do anything if youre that awsome

[noahnrg1]

i remeber the coffee cup video when u were in college 0.0

[TheAngelValerie1]

haha when you said "or eat a bagel! i ALWAYS wanna eat a bagel! I LOVE BAGELS!!!" it really reminded me of buddy the elf.... idk, it just did!!! hahha

[Hammyman4267]

I love bagels!!!!!! اي أودت الاقل تبه أفرغها فتزهر فحسن لتبتف لخلت

[MinaminoTeku]

Eat a bagel...like a boss!

[MoonHawk98]

I thought it said buttox surprise....

....

Yup.

[PiTheKhoz]

0:34

Tobuscus, you can't get anymore beautificated than you already are.

[wyattm15]

Make a new channel named Tobycraft and play minecraft

[zombiezqueen]

haha..ur so cute even wen ur outta breath :D

[HopeLovePeace1234]

Stab you...or eat a bagel.

[Tuboscus]

TUBOSCUS! Come visit my NEWEST channel for lazy vlogs, new literals and awesome videos!

[TheOnlyInformant]

@Tuboscus You're a fucking impersonator.

[TheDanneman88]

dude. are u walking in cirkles?

[JamesChapperss]

0:07 - Definition of Toby Turner, (no homo)

[Smugleaf]

400 videos? Toby, I think you missed a hundred or so...

[gmancool7]

it's DANGERESQUE! Anyone get the reference?

[hihosilver45]

22 minute flight?! Aww man... I just got off the plane form an 18 hour flight...

[Charizard7004]

''Hey, what's it look like I wanna do huh?''

*complete silence*

''...''

[spottheneko]

i just want you to know that i sneeze EVERY video .. cause i dont want that "bless you" to go to waste!

[rscmg1]

@spottheneko my dream is to sneeze while watching one of his vids. and i NEED a tobuscus shirt

[LookItsJagan]

i made the 100rd video respond :P jagan #1 vlog try :P

[milmol777x]

did anyone see the plane ??

[GeorgieBiggin]

Danger U.S is actually a band. Woah.

[42ming]

darkness then redness then whiteness!

[acreativealias]

i kinda felt the 'drug dealer' vibe emanating from those sunnies as opposed to 'stabbing'...

[kor44102]

lmao --- Sent From Tobuscus's AppRats (Facebook App)!

[kor44102]

lmao  --- Sent From Tobuscus's AppRats (Facebook App)!

[sayamacd]

toby did stab me. it didnt hurt tho

[Aurawrah]

Toby, you didn't look like you wanted to stab me... you looked more like you wanted to MURDER!

[chaffonline]

This video needs more annotations.

[MoonLiteWolfPro]

Tobs if I drove by seeing you doing that I would have tackled you

[janicetrik]

63f w10cwu 

[ShinySilverBullet]

"I paid for it! *quietly*months ago." toby is awesome

[zerokool3211]

grats on the 500 videos.....recently started watching but you are hilarious....keep it up

Super J

[Movieist]

Youtube Search:  =wxF7b1cIEqo

[ggextra]

I like how ur just walking back and forth

[donklue]

I AM going to have a writer from Saturday Night Live give me a shot to write on the show. Can someone watch my homepage and tell me if the vids are funny enough to get me on SNL. All I need is a few views

[DavidFolan]

I've finally been blessed by Toby! I can now die happy.

[3Nex]

do you guys sneeze during his videos?

[epicmurdock]

Sooo, like Pope Urban II?

[Prestepify]

ur such a spass... you should time yourself to see how long you can carry on a conversation with a camera

[cjchavez12341]

like if you like it when Toby pops up and says audience why are you looking at ______

[24sk8rgrl]

"wat a noodle." lol I laughed so hard

[Jyk8987]

I wonder what people will think of him when he stolls down the street like this :p

[blanceleve]

i love bagles!

[PDRJournals]

I LOVE yOU ToBY

[MrAubewon]

the look he gave to the camera with just his sunglasses on was priceless hahahahah

[mewichigothe1st]

TOBY. I shall bless you. Bless cho face, Toby.. bless you... and bless you for for blessing us. Also, thumbs if you read part of this in Toby's voice. >.>

[sherphyderpy]

Did ANYONE notice that he walks up and down the same sidewalk multiple times?

[animedarknesss]

WHAT WAS I DO AT STUDIO CITY?

[JustSmokeDank]

TOBY HAS A METH ADDICTION =( 

[theelephanttaco]

GET AN HD CAMERA

[xIFroSTwiRE]

@theelephanttaco hes recording with his phone...

[amzyangel92]

YOU MAKE ME HAPPY x

[AlecRunning1124]

I have actually watched all of your videos.

Well, I'm pretty sure. At least all the ones in the TobyTurner Playlist.

[Tuvano]

Can't tell if it's drugs or caffeine.

[hiyam14]

isnt crazy to be walking in the streets talking to ure self on camera and screaming ..

[Gorillaz2love]

I love how you almost always say Bless Your Face several times in every video. The one time I sneezed on one of your other videos, you didn't say it. My sneeze is offended and my face unblessed!

Lol next time always next time

[d3monkill3rz]

You know the bagel song?

[Nicholarious]

Free stuff advice #1-be tobuscus

[GutlessVideos]

1 hour ago a comment was removed.... toby if u are reading this right now i just want to say "hi"

[uzuki23]

i don't knw if you know this but, go to what a bagel on your birthday and get a dozen for free xD you just need to show id that its really your birthday WHHEEEWW for free stuff!!!!

[4evercharmed870679]

Your videos always make me laugh! :) Thanks for posting them and just being you! :)

[lenorevvoyw]

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[FrenchieGoBoom]

omg so ADD!!! lol XDD TOBY UR AWESOME!! :D

[THEHENDBOYS]

ive never sneezed during one video on any of your video

[themostsuperjew]

Please Play Pokemon Toby

[Eatingsundew499]

all the 500 and 4 videos i still HAVEN'T SNEEZED AHAHAHAHAHAHHA!

[carmenimperial]

nice video

[doeboy914]

thumbs up if you think those unoriginal bastards with the video quotes as the top comments are FUCKING GAY

[blueoctopus8]

WHAT!? We're going to CHUCKY CHEESE'S!!!???"

[timothytia]

hey I live in Gainesville (the city where the University of Florida is)

[greedtimemoneyhoney]

anyone else notice he was walking back and forth

[thesandraximenez]

wereing sunglass inside makes u look like a dick

[artbytandy]

danger u.s. is actually a band... lol..

[ImCESARG]

I KNOE DIS HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH DIS VID BUT

<<---- I GOT A FUNNY EPIC BACON FIGHT VS CELERY!!

[YouCantTrollFoShit]

i watch toby's videos just to get blessed.

[strangecow1]

tubs up if you searched tobydeer

[Daltonator87]

lol the ad on the right that says I LOVE YOU, TOBUSCUS

[k1speed]

omg too funny

[AshantiGrayer]

toby doesnt need to be beautificated :) hes already hothothothothothothothot

[Leafheart12]

your cute toby!

[beautywithlizz]

DANGERUS IS PLAYING IN ANY CARNIVAL NEAR UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU­UUUUU!!! ---  Sent From TobyTurner's AppRats (Facebook App)!

[JustSomeGuyOk]

wtf?!

[ultimatenick37]

I was the one on the skate board. And you were right, I wanted to stab you...then eat a bagel.

[StickManOfDoom02]

TOBUSCUS ლ(ಠ益ಠლ) YUNO SHOW US STEVEN?

[diversityfan231]

Oooh, thanks for reminding me to have my mom buy bagels for breakfast!!

[lufcosuna10]

There's a Korean girl out there who's english vocabulary consists of WHEEWS, and GOD DANGGGITS!!!

[LeahBeLeo]

I took a 20 minute flight to phoenix from tucson and we made up time in the air so it turned out to be like 15 minutes. What a noodle that pilot!

[FSDYN3STYFS]

i rememebr when you first started giving away t-shirts ^^ i subbed to this channel and watched the most recent vid on october 4th 2010 along with tobuscus and toby games ^^ lol toby your the reason i made an account on youtube. before i would just search vids. and the funny thing is i didnt even start to watch you on youtube. the first vid of you that i saw was the halo reach literal and it was on a gmod server for multiplayer youtube ^^

[FSDYN3STYFS]

xD i saw the one and remember you talking to the deer

[Gatorgirl4521]

You went to UF? That's where I live! AAAAAAAAA! :D

[49mrmason]

your welcome toby i love watching your videos