Nashville, I suppose

[Poopyheadnumber1]

wait, your 30?

[Cohenism]

@Poopyheadnumber1 No. It was a sad look into the future.

[Poopyheadnumber1]

@Cohenism Then, can I marry you?

[rageboyRM]

Woah, Texas is aweseome.

[SuperSaucyFellow]

Arkansas pretty much sucks... a lot

[CreeksideLandscaping]

Favorite part: Thorough expounding explanation of the Indiana suckage. Kudos.

[triciawearsboots]

WHY YOU NO LIKE TEXAS.

[XxXLadyDarkXx]

Oh well... at leat you always make me laugh :)

[BigManNick15]

.......you're 30?

[jopauley]

Jake, I had never heard of you, big Olan fan and LOVED your Lion's Blaze video. Can't wait to see what else you guys do together. You are two creative geniuses! And don't worry, I'm sure it's a thing. ;)

[DarkVWolf]

Yaks Pee

[BeatlesLennonjdi]

worst state is ohio...

[mamemimoma]

you are soooo Cohen in this video. love it. ^^ I hope your life of insecurity and paralyzing self-doubt is going well. It seems. :)

[kaylieashton]

...and this is all i have to show for it........ POINT BEING

[theviolinist94]

Well you're in my neck of the woods! (I'm from Ky, though currently attending school in Florida. Which is much more of a suckfest than Indiana could ever be.) Congratulations on the move and also moving forward in your life. It's a wonderful (and frightening) thing to do what you love. I'll be attending art school in Nashville at some point within the next year. It's exciting and terrifying at the same time. Good luck with all your endeavors Jake. I know you will go far. God bless!

[TJ4kicks]

Dang it. It was sort of nice having someone to watch and listen to someone that also hates living in Indiana. But I guess everyone smart leaves Indiana. Good luck.

[niwa221]

Anything fun to do in 2 hours at the Nashville airport?

[reflectedgrace]

Hahahahaha! Loved it. Caught up now. (Sincerely, the awkward person who commented on your FB Wall post w/o reading all the posts on your Wall. So I didn't know you'd moved. Curse you, Mark Zuckerberg for inventing that silly scroll-bar of statuses on the corner of my page! :-)

(Missed your vlogging! Hope with all the epicness going on in future you can still squeeze in a vlog or two!)

[ThereforeStand]

Hello Jake, Welcome to Nashville! Tennessee is a wonderful place to be as a filmmaker. I saw your channel pic in Olan's channel box and I am subbing. Subbing to someone is like taking a ride with them in their brain to see their conception of the world. So," Hello Tour Guide," lets see what ya got. Byee,Sonya

[RosesSuposes]

I'm more a tangerine type of person...

[artcar88]

you're awesome, I had a good laugh this morning

[joshstoph]

Haha!  I live on tangents also, my friend.

[aseriousquestion]

Hey I moved to nashville from ohio about 6 months ago to produce flim compositions. I would actually really like to get involved. Also Your video I knew him... Is amazing. Hope to hear from you, it would be an honor.

[laurenkoehnvideos]

Lol, Im from Texas.

...He's right. D:

[bookworm22311]

I have just been sitting here laughing for five minutes because your video inspired a hundred jokes about the Hoosier state "sucking". That was either very clever on your part or mine.

Tangents, indeed

[TheShinishio]

OLAN ROGERS!

[SaxPortal]

You're right, I live in texas

[bandg4evr]

Olan is a mastermind.

[theroversrefrain]

I appreciate your humor. Hope everything is going well in Nashville

[bambronzo]

Are you moving with Shawna?

[airdeity492]

I agree. Indiana is the worst state. Ever. I never knew you resided here, though. I might have stalked you a little bit.

[lsuchik93]

@airdeity492 lol probably why he didn't share that tidbit

[TheWallflower87]

We are no longer state neighbors. *Sigh*.

[iLeaveYouWithHugs]

-JAKE! OMG! I missed you so much!!!!

-THERE IS NO WAY YOU'RE THIRTY

-Nashville?! I though you didn't go anywhere ;)

-The worst? What a bout Tex-("Except Texas" pops up)... never mind

-"PSH! Metaphors... who needs 'em?!......." hahaha

-Jake, you are so incredibly handsome, and again, I missed you a lot

*Hug*

[emmfan09]

Wahoo! I forsee cool things coming ... um ... I'm not sure what direction. But in some sort of direction. Yes.

[skeeterproductions]

I'm30 too and im homeless. I deal crack though so i should find a nice place soon.. Just something to consider.

[iliveonplanetspace]

You and Olan Rogers? Woah, Woah.

Cool.

[DangerWildpants]

YOUR WORKING WITH OLAN ROGERS?!?!?! WHHHAT THE FRIIIIIG AWESOOOME

[Nerdfighter007]

If tangents are your bread, and you live off of them... You have to be missing some sort of nutrition there. Where are the vegetables? Are they rants?

[shannonborens]

Pretty awesome sauce.

I am from Hobart, IN, moved to KY and go to Nashville several times a year! Coincidence? Ummm probably...

[smileybabekati]

Haha you live 2 hrs away from me:p

[Award80]

When I grow up, I wanna be like you. Oh wait....I guess I am grown up. Shit.

[JernstedtNr5]

I loved this, Jake. Sooo great to see you like this, feels like it's been too long :)

[LivierMonzon]

lol



[trustthebook]

Listening to you talk is endlessly entertaining.

[TheBrinizzle]

I wish you luck in your future endeavors :) 

[Xosgni]

I really missed the whole.... Jake talking with us thing.

[anyonelistening]

So happy to hear you're working with Olan, you guys should make some great stuff soon.

[twinkletwinklelshiw]

I cannot wait for your future projects. Ever since I saw your first video, which was one of your clone videos, I knew I'd enjoy any project that you're a part of. You have a rare way of thinking that's just so pure and kind and true. Glad to see you're doing well with yourself, and I know you won't turn 30 without having accomplished anything, because you already have. You have influenced a lot of people, perhaps without knowing it, to be better people. Awaiting future videos! =}

[Cohenism]

@Crabb90 I won't be working for anyone. But I would like to work with Shawna and Tessa both. I respect them both immensely, both in their work and as people. They're incredibly talented, and I'd be a fool not to work with them, if and when the chance presents itself. If they consider Nashville the right move, then we would most definitely be working together, but not FOR one another.

[errortracks]

Olan! this should be a very impressive pairing! looking forward to seeing some brilliant collaborations. xx

[Zadyar0]

loved the video! awkward and awesome at the same time.. thats how I like it:))

[vrhoda]

Good to see you once again Cohenism!  Good luck on settling in in Nashville - looking forward to see what you get up to.

[ChosenLullaby]

I love Olan. And you. This should be awesome.

[AlexandraaOfCourse]

i saw the thumbnail and thought this was Halo related. That's okay tho, this was nice :)

[kdkcastle]

Ah, how exciting! I live in Nashville and have been a fairly long-time subscriber so that was quite a surprise. I hope you're enjoying it here :)

[TripleTheH]

Dude, dude, dude. This is quite possibly the most epic news I've heard since...well I dunno. But you and OlanRogers are pretty much my favorite youtubers, and I am definitely looking forward to seeing what two creative minds put out. And yes, the Bible does have some pretty epic stories in it. You should make a video about judges.

[WhirledSol]

You and Olan Rogers = dream team

[vlogingmylife]

I live in Texas. Slightly offended. But not enough to care. Just a bit sad at people bashing Texas :p

[MegaKooala]

LUCKY!!!!!!!!! YOUR LIVING IN MY FAVORITE CITY OF MY FAVORITE STATE IN MY FAVORITE COUNTRY DURING MY FAVORITE TIME OF YEAR!!!!!!!!!

[officialravenzoe]

Nashville? Random!

[Cohenism]

@officialravenzoe There was nothing random about it, I assure you. It was actually quite methodical and took an incredible amount of planning, money, hard work and emotional turmoil. This might even be the least random thing I've ever done. YOU COULDN'T BE MORE WRONG, ZOE! *cue Dr. Cox chime*

[officialravenzoe]

@Cohenism *runs away crying*

[Rapunzzel07]

It is so good to see your face, Jake, chin fluff and all. Thank you for stopping by my subscription box. Praying your latest adventure in Nashville is an excellent one!

[isinBohemianRhapsody]

I'm glad you're giving us permission to speak again. I'm assuming you're going to take away that privilege in your next video?

[jlovebirch]

I like the way no one is jumping in to defend Indiana. A year in Missouri, its suck-fest neighbor, was the most miserable time of my life. Sadly, the Midwest in general is flat, dull, and dreary beyond toleration for people with imagination who need variety. However, nice people can be found everywhere.

[OrgasmandTea]

Wow, I love Olan Rogers. Really looking forward to your collaboration with him =)

[sarahelise94]

You're 30???

[Rapunzzel07]

@sarahelise94 Nope. Joke.

[drmoynihan]

I sent you a message via your YouTube subscription page. Keep up the good work.

[notrenee]

I thought Wyoming was the worst?

[neonlightshow]

Good luck with Olan, I think you two will be a nice bunch.

[atomaant]

Hey Texas is pretty awesome, just sayin'. Meanwhile, if you want to talk about a state that sucks, please pick Louisiana. PS: Nice seeing/watching you again! ===> That doesn't sound creepy at all.

[drmoynihan]

Actually Louisiana has some very wonderful things and people. I have a "brother" there who is my hunting-fishing buddy/prayer partner and my MD/missionary daughter met her fine husband there. I suppose it's true about every "state" or place - you just have to look in the right spot - i.e., New Orleans - Bourbon Street vs Tulane University. Or a church vs a bar . Or community service vs a "house of ill repute". Life and relationships are what you make of it - wherever and whatever you do.

[parsamend]

My sister is a manager of a Starbucks down there if you need a job in the meantime... hah. hah. ha. Just kidding. I mean I'm serious. But also kidding. Seriously.

[Xenicus31]

Was that "Tangents are bread" metaphor an allusion to the bible story tangent?

[sometimesboy]

You moved to Nashville to work with Olan Mills?



[blackchairconfess]

EPIC FILMS! LOOKING FORWARD TO IT!

[JohnsHouseofFun]

ur so pretenchous. i hate ur vids. go cry in ur pillow. or dont.

[chlseabun]

Glad you're back with us, and might I say looking mighty handsome. I've missed our awkward one-way conversations.

[KaitTate]

It is totally me, isnt it? WAAHHHH

[DreamsMelody]

I found you through Growing Up Granger so every time your face is in my subscription box I think "Draco's back!" and every time someone brings up Draco Malfoy I think to myself "What a great film maker" Thanks for keeping me off balance...and making my friends think I'm crazy.

[screamblead105]

Oh, I have missed your videos. Hope your move went smoothly. Can't wait for the new work(:

[meganworthy89]

What is wrong with Texas?

[klaxoniter]

if you put 'I live on tangents. It is my bread' on a t-shirt, i would definitely buy it. just saying.

[ifall0ften]

i've been thinking about moving to nashville, how do you like it there so far? pros? cons?

also i've missed youu <3

[allygoesRAWR]

AH! I live in Tennessee too. If you ever need anyone for your films. This girl. Right here. :) I'm lame :D

[mrsKaboom]

I missed you.

[anastasiasongs]

AMAZING hahahahahaha your sarcasm and way of thinking is hilarious. Very clevericious!

[Andrawesomeness]

YOU AND OLAN!?!?!? WHAT IS THIS I DONT EVEN

[carasandersmlk]

Welcome to Nashville!! You'll love it here!

[LookaLike1995]

I live in Kentucky. Trust me, it sucks just as much.

[Cohenism]

@LookaLike1995 Hahah. I pooped in your state, so even I couldn't make it not stink. Heh. I'm pun-larious.

[jessface777]

OMGooddddd Olan Rogers is one of my favoritist youtubers EVER and once you mentioned working with someone on films in Nashville I had such an exciting hunch it would be him! SO much epicness with the two of you together I am sure! I reallly hope to see some vlogs or some thing with the both of you! Aww I'm so happy now! :)

[C1minor1dove1]

well, i personally love you.

[Nire1989]

Yay!! I'm glad you decided to stick around Jake! Regardless of the poopy comments people make! Glad to have you back.

[thesemisadventures]

I think you should continue to disable the comments.

[Cohenism]

@thesemisadventures But then I would miss gems like this one!

[Voldey]

I'm glad I can comment again and tell you how wonderful it is to see your face again.

[rlpDean]

=D I enjoyed this! =D Nice to see you again!

[agentacey]

Bloomington Indiana is not a suckfest. Just sayin'.

[catrific]

Am I allowed to visit you in Nashville????

[Cohenism]

@catrific Live your own life, Catrific! But yes. If you must.

[RegiRevelry]

That was a simile, silly.

[MePaulTube]

@cohen - you're working with olan rogers!!! Impressive - exponential potential :)

@olan - you're working with cohen!!! Impressive - exponential potential :)

Two of my favorite YT's - i might detonate right here and now ... or at least pentaculate my local datum. (Don't look it up - it's not a word - I made it up 'cause I'm so excited)

[Aviebaybe]

R u really 30? Lol

[interestedinthings]

Two of my favorite YouTube dudes working together? Yes please.

[10CPhil]

What a great team - you & Olan - can't wait to see what you guys come up with!! Good to have you back - your sardonic wit has been missed.

[zimmvids]

I ask this in all seriousness...Could I possibly work with you guys when I graduate from college in May? Being from NWI myself, I know how much it sucks here. Also I'm getting a degree in telecommunications...so I'm (theoretically) good at this stuff.

[Madichamp]

Jake! I was so happy to see your video in my subscriptions! I was actually about to check Vimeo to see if you had any new ones on there but I naturally went to YouTube first and BAM! Theres a Cohenism video on my home page :)

Btw- I saw about what happened with the "locksmith" on Facebook. Sorry Jake :/ That sucks. I'll pray for you and that you dont get shot or something! Good luck! :)

[emjay941]

I'm SO glad you're not dead. And congratulations on the move! Can't wait to see your new stuff(:

[alycat231]

i live in illinois….indiana is….an….interesting place..

[sparklegreen15]

*awkward wave* Hi Jake!!!

[heyninamae]

I live so close to Nashville! Permission to stalk? Just kidding, just kidding

[Batmary21]

You are now close enough for me to stalk in person! Not that I would ever do that...*cough*

I'm so excited that you are making videos again!! I love the things you make.

Speaking of projects...podcast?

[Lexiieeeee]

Aaaw if you think Texas sucks then you've clearly never been to Austin.. Best city in the country! I might be biased because I live there, but whatever.. The idiots are allergic to Austin so it's a pretty great place.

[BrewsterIsAWinner]

I need metaphors, Jake. I need them. :-P

[PersicaAlpha]

You are working with OR??????? awesome!!

[AmandaRaeSavesTheDay]

I'm probably going to explode. :0 You and Olan working on the same thing? OMG. <(0_0)<

[QuiietHeart]

Yay! ^^  ...you should come to California... hehe.

[alltimehighhhx23]

actually that was a simile...awkward.

[dramaqueensoso]

Why aren't you married like really?! I'd marry you in a heartbeat! (No, not the creepy "loving a youtuber" type thing, but if you were a guy I knew I'd love to date you and then marry you. Seriously -.-)

[Xxnicoroxxx]

you really have a way with words, sir.

[hollysheadspace]

Man should not live off tangants alone ;) :')

[JohnPaulWiggin]

oh my god, it's you! i haven't seen you in SO long! hi!

[ccstefsoccer4]

oh jake how ive missed you and your hilarity! n_n i can't wait to see your next video. :)

[bibicotebioli]

You, sir, are very attractive. And very talented too, I may say. I can't wait to see your new work!

[Nerdfighter007]

That's great! I'm into cinematography, but my current dream is software designer for Apple, so... *nods awkwardly*

[Lothomiras]

Good luck with your new job. Hope you enjoy it

[HannieHee]

"I live on tangents. It is my bread." There should be a group of well-behaved fourth graders that silently follow you, taking careful notes on everything you say, and turning it into T-shirts.

[Cohenism]

@HannieHee Holy smokes. This may be the first thing I've said that can be legitimately turned into a t-shirt. YES. You're the best.

[HannieHee]

@Cohenism With, "I pooped in a Kentucky Fried Chicken." on the table? I'd wear that one as well.

[iwantyourpanda]

I love Olan's videos. And yours. This will be amazing.

[seaottersoup]

Wipe that fluff off your chin. Please.

[Cohenism]

@seaottersoup I'll get right on that, mom.

[ForestMan1129]

@Cohenism So, I saw your reply to @seaottersoup 's comment and I thought, "Oh, he's probably a troll. I'll go find his comment..." So I did. But he wasn't really trolling. Then I clicked on his user name. Then I realized that he's posted endless videos of the sky... and the moon......... which is what I've been looking for...... for a while...... then I subbed.... So because 16 people collaborated in thumbing up your reply, I get love from the sky in my box.

[Rapunzzel07]

@ForestMan1129 Hey, and thanks to YOU, ForestMan1129, I too looked at seaottersoup's channel and equally enjoy the love from the sky. Paying it forward-excellent move, dude. hehe

[greenGUMMIbears]

You inspire me!

[Heavymetalchick157]

I missed you so much :) Oh and i loved your Tommorow and I Knew Him videos :D Keep up the great work <3

[amiradelal]

I LOVED your previous videos but your comments were disabled so I'll tell you that now. I always get excited when you have a new video posted and I wish nothing but the best while you're in Nashville.

[abcmole]

I look forward to seeing the videos you're making. :)

[x0xsarrrax0x]

I love cohenism(s).

[Alura]

Oh man I absolutely love you. This made me smile. Rest assured there are plenty of people out there who will not let you be alone at 30. ;)

[thefrOgimmortal]

Whenever I run into someone I used to know I usually do things such as make it look like I'm about to vomit... or things like that, anything to avoid that most awkward of conversations. Oh hey, I've got to go... I'm feeling a little sick...

[drmoynihan]

I forgot to ask. Why are "comments" disabled in a number of your videos. I would have liked to comment before.

Thank you again for sharing your creativeness.

[Cohenism]

@drmoynihan Normally, the comments I receive on anything remotely creative are unreservedly critical in a non-helpful way. So, I disable comments as to prevent myself from feeling depressed about the amount of time I spent on what I'm forced to believe is an unappreciated project. People who really enjoy them usually privately message me on facebook, twitter or youtube. I highly appreciate these people, and the system works for me!

[drmoynihan]

@Cohenism - I understand, and appreciate your transparency.

[ConradMoniz]

Nice video. :)

[drmoynihan]

I really liked your "I knew Him" and your "Blueberry Picking" videos. Your transparent introspection helps others follow what's going on inside you and can help them understand themselves. Thank you.

[CassDeex]

My God, I have missed this. Us. We were good together. You left with no expanation and now you're saying we're to blame. You know what, you're back. That's all that matters. Welcome back Jake. What's new?

[nicciweasley]

Well hello there!

[TheAussieIrish]

The amount I laughed. Oh my gosh.

Good luck with everything, Jake!

[affenonkel]

That's exciting. The way you're telling stories is hilarious, no matter what you say you always make me laugh.

[ahlaenxna]

Much love. :)

[lightenup15]

Hey Jake! It's great to see you again! I heartily wish you the best of luck with your new start and new projects, I hope everything works out for you!

Can't wait for some biblical proportioned stuff!

Have fun! xoxo =)

[eirwen5]

Can I clone you and bring you to Canada?  We need more of you in this world :)

[scarletsafire]

You're adorable.

[cyoachim10]

You haven't seen Nebraska my friend.

[defyingmyworld]

@cyoachim10 Got that right.

[PerhapsPossibly]

Hey wait a minute wasn't Olan from BalloonShop? That dude was hilarious. Too bad they broke up.

[littlemissjaclyn]

so glad you're back jake!

[Penguin0708]

You're wonderful!!!!! I missed you so much. Can't wait to see more from you soon!!

[LovelyEpiffany]

Welcome to the Ville, my friend! We shake you warmly by the hand.

[9889lizzy]

I live right in Nashvile...dhrthth! ehrhrthrthrn!

[karinax0x]

Two of my favorite youtubers together?? That's beautiful. :) Can't wait!

[reverse342]

my boring Saturday is interesting now...eh. hi

[jr52990]

I'm happy to see you back. :)

[elizziebooks]

The future awaits you, young Jake.

[brkschmidt]

Great to have you back! :)

Yay!