Doctor Who - What did that Judoon just say?

[fifastreetwork21]

lol

[stickmanpwner64]

"All your base are belong to us"

[CHEESEBALL243]

WAZZZZZZZZZUUPPP

[livetofly935]

hi

[endless013]

wat up bitches, shit just got real!

[springkitty]

Bathroom? Please?



[LegoKman2000]

YO YO! OH NO SLOPPY JOE ON MY TOE! 

[MrSplodez]

He said something about hoes and flo ride I think

[T01z]

Where do you keep your rhinoceros. I need a blow

[Bankai1484]

what up bitches

[nicksta1127]

hey said  No body move or talk we are here to find an intruder of ur planet who hs broken one of the intelagence laws begin catalogasion!!!!

[AmazingAli1CpCheats]

You have broken the intergelactic law 456 sub section 9 paragraph 3 line 2. What do you have to say for yourself?

[swordseye2]

Do they just make the most random sounds they can with an o in it? lol

[QuirkyGirl12345]

No bo ho so ko ro to so!

Boca tosa joba fopajo!!

Ma ho.....

[pinkiepiepie]

blo sho...BLOW SHOW...eww what are thes jadoons????? Rapers??

[IRKuyer]

They Speak There own language. NO SHO DO KRO BLO NO!

[TheSmarties18]

"TAKE OFF YOUR CLOTHES" also a reference from river song

[oneill2001]

so mo fo mo coco

[RebelMaddocksRoe]

he said "everybody duck or i will blow your photocopier hard"

[BoinkBunny]

He said "Bring forth the Human who refused to 'like' Gaereth Roberts's page on Facebook!"

[WillTheFace]

Orite lads its no pos stag do so lets fuck this shit up!

[TerraceArchimedes]

My best guess/translation...

I’m going to need a SWAT team ready to mobilize, street level maps covering all of Florida, a pot of coffee, 12 jammy dodgers and a fez

[gezorapus]

@TerraceArchimedes 10-4 Good Buddy.

[Brocnar]

@TerraceArchimedes the doctor didnt wear a fez in that season. if thats what you were going for.

[TerraceArchimedes]

@Brocnar No, but the Judoon did.

He was off-screen.

[Dragza63]

he said: " search for Justin Bieber and kill him"

[my18yearoldaccount]

This got this many views HOW?

[KwillkQ]

Episode? Please do tell!

[10thDoctorLove]

@KwillkQ Smith and Jones

When the Doctor met Martha in a hospital which she worked at:)

[NewPhoenixFilms]

JUDOON: We must find John Nathan Turner and arrest him for his crimes against the WHOniverse.

[Kaagh178]

Judoon: 'This doesn't appear to be Pizza Hut. All your base are belong to us. Direct us to the nearest Pizzeria and no one gets hurt. Maybe.'

[fukuokaai228]

he said: MOVE BITCH, GET OUT DA WAY. GET OUT DA WAY, BITCH, GET OUT DA WAY.

[alisonandtay]

He said " Catalog each creature in this plece if it is not human kill it"

[Tenorcapacity121]

He said: i've come to fix the washing machine...

[andyrevell]

It was blatently "Good Afternoon, hornless bitches. Who wants to play Hunt The Humans?"

[Bobban]

its the krogan from mass effect

[GBD1000]

he said "oops wrong place... well shoot them anyway"

[TheMariokurt64]

"BLOW YO FO SOME MONEY MOFO" hes very low on cash

[Seadolphins1]

I don't know probably : gimme all your money - we're the police!

[handsqueasy]

he said

tell me where the shitter is or some one dies

[edsterzzzzzz]

he said,,listen to me beatbox

[gottajiboo40]

He said:

"These aren't the droids we're looking for"

[robbieiscool00]

he said ive just shit myself and will shoot anybody for laughing

[DoctorWhoUpdates]

he said we are space police all non humans well be executed we want the plasmavore

[Mimzthekitty]

DUDE! that rhino has a 6-pack!

[ButtBouncer500]

What he said was: "No, we are not the Sontarans. Get over it."

[Shadow2271]

i am gonna call my krogan buddies

[IHateThatMonkey]

it obviously it was quoting vogon poetry otherwise that women at 0:17 woud'nt have looked so shocked

[xxdramaqueen1997xx]

The judoon are our rhinos in the future.

First they were beautiful unicorns. Then they turned grey and became known as rhinos. Then they started to talk and carry guns about - see. Simple! A nursery kid could figure that out XD

[TranscendentLion]

Trol ol ol ol ol ol ol ol ol hahahaha ha hohohoho et cetera.

[MrSuperMooman]

It's simple. He said "-Sorry Beta Google transcribe not available at the moment, please wait whilst we resolve the issue-"

[ffairlane57]

Are Judoons related to Vogons?

[midwestphishman]

@ffairlane57 is that a hitchickers guide to the galaxy refference?

[knightfightnight]

Balls homo hoe blow me right now!

[chuchotarantino]

Hello Humans, did anybody see a Hello Kitty lunchbox?

[Mynameisnotooo]

And then the Doctor stands up with Martha, points to her and says "Ma ho".

[PinktoesInUK]

It was.

God human faces are ugly, anyways were here to look at you then maybe kill you.

[patrickjgates]

"Insert bad guy quote here"

[TheArthasmenethril]

I believe it goes along the lines

"I was told there is Chocolate Cake. NOW WHERE IS IT!"

[MissyMantha14]

It said: Hey y'all. Duh.

[InigoMontoia1]

ro co sho homo hoe bow!

[Gleda4a]

Bring me the blueprints of the hospital, a walkie talkie, a scanning device and a fez.

[StoryTeller1995]

@Gleda4a lol made me giggle when I read your comment ,, btw totally agree !!!!!!

[MonsterWatchHQ]

He said

I am the best Judoon and I will kill everyone if they don't have a banana fight with me

[sonicraybum]

it said:

LEVE BRITNEY ALONE!

[MrSonicblah]

did anyone here when the judoon first starts talking he says "balls"!

[darthgorbag]

@MrSonicblah oh, sure, NOW I do! Great. Just great. Now Judoon will always sound to me like pottymouths.

:P

[windsockstudios]

he said "Wow. Humans look really gay!"

[LetsPlaysFTW1]

legs, good. Bowtie, Cool. I can buy a fez.

[Deathrender98]

Alright, someone tell me whose idea it was to build a hospital on the moon before we start bustin' caps in yo fez's

[thanatos32405]

Hello, My name's Bill and we shall be holding you all until you are properly scanned for possible interactions with an oldwoman with a straw

[ADRIANNEBOPZ]

He said hi.

[ekuwa69]

oh fa sho

[CatsRcute03]

Before entrance to hospital: All right, so these are humans. They have absolutely no knowledge of our language, therefore we can say anything we want and still be as scary as we need to be, as long as we remember to point our guns at them afterwards.

I'll handle this this one.

*5 minutes later*

"Hello. My name may or may not be Fred."

*points guns*

*Two more minutes later*

"I told you so."

[marchantd]

take all the women for fertilization and find me some nicotine patches

[myskandikandi]

Someone bring me my fez!

[RandomShinigami7]

Calm down guys. I got this.

[lolliepop90]

Where is Justin Bieber? Has anyone seen him? Get Down, i saw her!

[CGC0711]

Where's the blood sucking alien and where's the one in converse?:D

[cornishlad57]

judoon:lets kill the humans boys

[rayquazasfollower342]

Okay, who said are language is stupid

[Birdieupon]

"Never gunna give you up, never gunna let you down".

[BrickStorm97]

Right you little pink floppy things, where's the bastard that said bow-ties are cool?

[CatsRcute03]

@BrickStorm97 In the FUTURE! . . . :)

[BeyondBirthday826]

@BrickStorm97 Wrong regeneration, yet still quite fantastic. :D <3

[rstarchuck]

Judoon platoon, get in rank and aim your weapons

[StealthClaw1]

"we are lloking for the liar who said your world would end on 4/21/11!"

[BlazingJaze]

He said judoon platoon upon the moon! DUH!!

[sugarking12]

Listen up bitchs were lookin for a murder ur all gonna be cataloged and ur all r gonna like it and will someone bring me a fez

[sugarking12]

Listen up bitchs were looking for a murder ur all gonna be cataloged and ur gonna like it and will someone get me a fez

[MrCheescake60]

he needed to go to the hospital, i mean he's turned into a rhino

[Monopolycat]

ok this is from an expert( who may or may not speak judoon) this judoon said you will all be cataloged we are looking for a murderer.

[thelostgirl98]

"i am taking charge, we are looking for the little shop if anyone gets in our way my friends will kill you; now, make way i want a fez!" fezzes are cool!

[xXGoLdEn8BoYXx]

can you cure my diorrea?

[dragknuckle]

The Doctor: Can I bring Captain Jack along?

Judoon: No ho mo!

[pintopony101]

i think he said" Surrender or be catologed!" XD

[pony5122]

@pintopony101

me to

[pintopony101]

@pony5122 weird, it's like we think alike, internet sister twins XL

[captinressa]

@ thepunkanator2 lol, so true!

[thepunkanator2]

*gets in a fetal position, rocks back and fourth, and cries* THIS IS WHYYYYY, they don't play this show in America, us Americunts are all a bunch of pussies who get scared by rhinos with laser tag. Dx

[Suthek]

@thepunkanator2 This show plays in london...

[Althalus2010]

He probably said "We are the Judoon. We have commandeered your building. Stay out of our way, we are looking for a murderer."

[shadowlor]

BALLS HALL FALL TALL NALL CRAL BLAL CALLSHAL RAL

[sarahashely]

Balls,fall,mall,saw,dull,no,cr­ow,blow,blow,sho,ro? maybe? LOL

[andydynastyforce]

he said "if you take a photo of me i will tell my friends to "play/kill" you

[shugocharagirl999]

He said the people here are boring let's try mars or maybe I heard it wrong and he said light bulb on desktop yo !!

[lapatnet]

I not find the Judoon language in Google Transalator.

[THEGMMAN47]

blow, slow, fo, to, no, cro, blow, cro, to, show, ro translating into,

blow slow photo? no!, crow blow crow, to show rape

[bouncebouncetiger]

He said and i quote ( trust me i speak judoon) we are the galaxy police wyou will all be catolouged

Exscuse all spelling mistakes

[DENSTIFY1]

He said I'd like 76 chicken McNugget Happy Meals to go, please

[1997Drwho]

He said I want the tardis and the sonic screwdriver or I will throw you off the Eiffel tower UNDERSTAND PEOPLE good thank you. That's what he said

[lildisco69]

he said "i may look like a scary rhinocerous, but i'm actually a unicorn in need of some moisturiser"

[Katiecath987654321]

He said:

'Ok, who stole the last cookie?!?!?!?'

[killa2000dec]

old women, i demand your finest bacon

[RhiannonZRock]

he said that to the doctor the same words

[TashaIsDead]

Sorry, I'm no use at Judoon. I speak a little Raxicoricofallapatorian though.

[waterfiend100]

not even the tardis could translate that bit

[guitarkUngf0o]

probably knowing the story, "the princess has been assasinated, you will all be cataloged or else we will use force!"

[amarieoflothlorien]

I would guess, kill them all

[NBluth]

Bo slo fo to no cro blo co Sho ro

Obviously.

[DeslVice]

bo sko photo no crow blow po so is what it sounds like, he needs more work with that English if he's asking for sexual favors >>;;

[com3dyFx]

i think he sed i like boobs and milk :s

[Koopatroomba]

"Do you play Minecraft?"

[The96Videomaker]

Sorry I only speak sontaran and english

[Jimbobman903]

i think that "bo-ko-ro-so-fo-cho-no-mo-lo-t­o-ro-do-po-bo" means "hi"

[urbestfox]

"where is Tom Baker?"

[legodarknight101]

"Can anyone point me in the direction of the muderous pensioner?"

[RCFLYYER2K10]

He said Lola tiz madness

[lanswipe]

He said:

"Who wants to play laser tag?"

[123Cheeseisawsome]

@lanswipe i know i would blast a hospital into space and play some laser tag with people i dont know

[andysim232]

@TheSkark hahahah brilliant!!

[TomKennyIsLovely]

Sounded like BLOW JOB!

[nerzul1000]

I thinks that was a pie recipe?

[JessFeser]

0:09 Someone's proud of his abs...

[rich9003]

i know what he said he said he will kill you if your non human or your justin beaber

[remanuelmr]

he says wheres the bathroom cuz he ate alot of tacos.

[METAL1ON]

He said "there is a pigeon in your bank account"

[ToniFreak16]

I think it's the seven dwarfts in Jadoon :L

[matchboxlove]

christopher eccleston is my fav actor whoplayed the doctor

[DrWhoFreak100]

@TheSkark LOL clever!

[DarkriderMVP]

Bo-sko Fo-toe no-cro blo-ko sho-ro

*translation*

Erm hey, can anyone show me the way to Gas n' Gulp?

[premiereuk]

I believe the Judoon grandmaster said - "Don't move otherwise you will be executed. Am I clear to you?"

[TheCPcheater54]

It said: Hello im a juddoon gaurd, Captain tybo and theese are my troops.

[tacoblocko]

Judoon: Bo-sko Fo-toe no-cro blo-ko sho-ro

there ya go, thats what they say, no idea what it means, but there you go.

[keepcalmproductions]

"Blow me."

[specialfred1101]

WHERE THE F*** R THE COOKIES?!?!? TELL US NOW OR WE'LL RELEASE... LOUIE SPENCE!!!!!!!!!

[GIRSDOOMETTE]

Where is your little shop? I like a little shop!

[scoobsterinc]

If you find justien bieber shoot him

[Runnersfree]

@scoobsterinc Dude honestly we don't need more fucking bieber comments

[monkeygal07]

I think he was just singing the Judoon song..

[haydos271]

@monkeygal07 bo sko mo...

fro lo ro blo ho flo jo...

clo kro do mo co...

blo mo yo ho........Wait what?!

[mattfanify]

the judoon captain is really saying scan all humans and kill one if he or she did crime.

[rjconnolly64]

"I've got a sore throat. If these funny people don't give me some Strepsils then shoot them."

[wylderyde]

No go low flow, so slow.

[haydos271]

@wylderyde Fail.

[haydos271]

"I will do anything for a Klondike bar." *pulls out gun*

[wafflewomaaan]

you don't happen to know where the loo is do you?

[Sporeoholic234]

He said 'why do these beings look like retards? Kill them!' lol

[ADragonAmongRoses]

probably something like "If you see the killer shoot on sight"

[robto333]

boskofodonocrowblowcomesowrong­?

[MeaMay18]

We are the judoon and we are looking for a plasmavore. Don't suppose you've seen it? Oh, any chance of a cup of soup? xDD

[StealthClaw1]

i think he said,"you are under arrest for not having a health care plan for space rhinos!" X)

[remanuelmr]

none of your bussiness thats what!

[Soilder9123]

u failed the hospital inspection. lol

[legonerd1234]

i think i was designing a way to bypass a deadlock seal

[DKDioKlau]

"SOUPFORFRODONOPROBLEMOSHOT'M"­?

[Andysids]

Hi I'm Steve. Give me your soup or you will be exterminated. Oh wait, I messed up my line. Sorry. (:~}

[rupertmyprince]

give me your cookies so i have something to do on the toilet or be destroyed

[deccymac2k10]

i think you should all go because i just farted!! LOL XD

[AndyRaslan]

"Balls fall off from no hoe, blow crow, so low"

That's what I understood!

[DoctorWhoHUGEfan20]

I know

He said: Listen Humans wheres your toilet i peed on my way here and i think im gunna need a car wash!

lol

[rogueS0ckfan]

He said: wazzzzzuuuuup I gotta turtle heed pokin oot

[GamerGuruPC360]

Why did you earthlings give us AIDS!? Huh? Explain yourselves.

[LanceVader]

I can't tell. I got terrible grades in Judoonian class.

[legonerd1234]

@LanceVader me too

[LanceVader]

@legonerd1234 I think I used my time in that class to hack into the cybermen.

[everyangelcries]

you WILL be catalogued

[LucarioFire]

give me your zoo coupons for my kids or you all DIE!! (gun clicks)

[samthepsycicclam]

I am the mighty space rihno and I declare myself offically awesome!