I work at a restaurant as a waitress and a hostess. I hate when I ask how many people are in a party they're like... "Ohhhh six and a baby" *rubs tummy* They expect me to like say congratulations, I say nothing, maybe even let them visibly know I'm irritated, and take them to their table. Inside I'm thinking- "BITCHES I DON'T GIVE A SHIT YOU'RE A FREAKING MAMMAL CONGRATULATIONS!" Don't get me started on stork parking.
"I don't care if it's brain dead and limbless as long as it has a penis" If I ever get to have another kid...*shutter* I am going to say that every time some obnoxious twat touches my stomach and asks that stupid predictable question.
@animalfreak617 dude take chill-pill. u need to calm down.... saying they did a bad job on =3 is enuff! go ripping on peoples looks is sinking a bit low ,dont you think???!? would you think its ok, if u did a bad job on something and every single person that thought so, called you ugly?!? I mean how much lower can u get? you think you have so mutch power here on the internett? I'll bet that you wouldnt have have the guts to say something like that to them in real life! go hate somewhere else!!
I wonder how many people here know that just because a girl doesn't like pregnant women, that makes her gay. Gay women can also get pregnant, too. Have you heard of a sperm bank? haha
i think i said all those things when i was pregnant, but only because it is true. having a braindead or limbless kid would be insanely hard to deal with. fk its hard enough having a NORMAL kid so derp yeah we all do hope they come out healthy...
if i get a girl pregnant im gonna say dont care if its bain dead, dont care if its limbless as long as it has a penis. cuz i dont want a girl unless its oats or garfunkel.
Your =3 spot was good enough to get me here....Hmmm must not have been that bad....Way to go girls...Seriously though your =3 was wayyyy better than TJ Millers =3 spot
garfunkel I'm so pissed about the xtreme hate that your =3 got. Even my friend who loves =3 is bitching to me right now saying you need to go back to the kitchen. You are so awesome! I love you girls!
@TheJahlani oh dont get me wrong, im for homosexuals in a big bad way! i just dont think he's funny at all, he annoys me really, haha. that's probably the one likable thing! just my opinion though, not trying to be an ass! sorry
@sgtpepper1138 Well, everyone's calling it =3, and if you search that in google nothing comes up but a wiki article, and a britany spears song. Someone explaned it was a guy named Ray William Johnson's show, so that worked.
The show's alright but I have no idea how it's the most subscribed show on YouTube. It's like really not THAT good.
@xXOtakuHeartsXx kasem g did way better then these assholes, I mean they are good on their own channel but they should stay away from YouTube commentating
Hey guys! I think you guys did well on =3. Don't listen to all the haters and trolls. I mean, you did better than that skinny dude with the glasses. Keep up the good work you guys! :3
@ipodnanno Jeez, what an asinine comment. You do realise lesbians can get pregnant too? Artificial insemination? You've heard of it? And nowhere they state that they hate pregnant women. They just think they're smug, which is true and everything else they sing is true.
I don't understand why everyone hates you guys! I love you guys and I wish I had creativity to think of songs like this :D people need to grow up and realize that you have talent!
Why the fuck are people dissing, or atleast attempting to diss =3 .It has the most subscribers on all of youtube. so while you guys talk bad about Ray's channel, he's making thousands upon thousands of dollars off sub money. Anyways those girls decided to go on his channel and obviously they sucked. Im not gonna lie. I honestly didnt even get a chuckle and if you people say that you need maturity/smartness to laugh at their jokes remember, they talk about weed, sex, gays just like =3
dang i forgot how cute kate was..after i watch that ray videos and when searching on facebook i notices that i likes her page already, what a shame..love ya cute micucci
Okay first of all trolls are annoying (if any learned from =3 should remember) and second if they appeared on =3 is bc Ray thinks they are awesome and funny sooo stop hating I bet you guys suck balls! Now to really comment I think you guys are funny! ^ damn trolls...
you lesbians think you're so funny but you guys are fucking boring as hell. i watched the =3 video for about a minute and a half before closing it. then i watched this video to see if it was just that one video you weren't entertaining in, but YOU GUYS ARE HORRIBLE IN BOTH. FUCKING HORRIBLE! STOP DOING THIS SHIT YOU SLUTS!
I'm preganant and I think this is true and funny.. it sucks talking to other pregnant women even.. especially this is my first and I didn't realize how many diffrent opinions on everything someone could have, i just like looking up info for myself but it always seems like someone preggers or been preggers has to tell me what they did when they had their kid and why it's better :P us women we so goofy.. :Dlol
@12345huntman Sadly.. They came onto =3.. That aint really classed as their videos, i came here to troll and moan.. From your reaction, it works.. Q.Q harder dude!
RWJ sucked anyway. Garfunkel and Oates are the coolest people ever.
weird3oh3luvr 5 hours ago
you ruined rwj
xXxSlayerMKWxXx 6 hours ago
The Gooch and her friend are as crazy as Hooch.
RapeableDonkey 1 day ago
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RapeableDonkey 1 day ago
Девочки рулят)
fishaaar 2 days ago
I work at a restaurant as a waitress and a hostess. I hate when I ask how many people are in a party they're like... "Ohhhh six and a baby" *rubs tummy* They expect me to like say congratulations, I say nothing, maybe even let them visibly know I'm irritated, and take them to their table. Inside I'm thinking- "BITCHES I DON'T GIVE A SHIT YOU'RE A FREAKING MAMMAL CONGRATULATIONS!" Don't get me started on stork parking.
KaniacMonster 3 days ago 7
That girl is from Cory in the house :D
hairplug1 3 days ago
This is beautiful, but from what's said below, I guess you two only appeal to the part of the human population with a sense of humor;) sing on.
MsSbolin 4 days ago
Is it sad that I think of my cousin when I hear this?? She is always so snotty when she is pregnat! haha(:
AshleyandFriends04 4 days ago
you guys are good :D....but you really really sucked at RWJ channel.
HaveThemYellGloss 4 days ago
EVERYONE KNOWS IT,
NOBODY SAYS IT,
BCAUSE THEY´RE PREGNANT!
mikemetalevafans 4 days ago 3
WHY DO U GUYS GIVE THESE BEAUTIFUL LADIES SUCH HATE!
Keep up the good work.
GTAToTheXtreme100 4 days ago 2
"I don't care if it's brain dead and limbless as long as it has a penis" If I ever get to have another kid...*shutter* I am going to say that every time some obnoxious twat touches my stomach and asks that stupid predictable question.
FairReasonVideo 4 days ago
plus ur only saying that coz u cant get pregnant u butt ugly pieces of crap
animalfreak617 4 days ago
@animalfreak617 dude take chill-pill. u need to calm down.... saying they did a bad job on =3 is enuff! go ripping on peoples looks is sinking a bit low ,dont you think???!? would you think its ok, if u did a bad job on something and every single person that thought so, called you ugly?!? I mean how much lower can u get? you think you have so mutch power here on the internett? I'll bet that you wouldnt have have the guts to say something like that to them in real life! go hate somewhere else!!
MrNitro86 4 days ago 2
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u ruined the =3 vibes HOW DARE YOU GO BACK TO THE KITCHEN AND MAKE ME A SANDWICH
animalfreak617 4 days ago
I like u 2
603xxg 5 days ago
593 dislikes are pregnant ;)
chubbyfred1 5 days ago 13
Sounds like every pregnant woman you ever worked with in the office.
jackasbill 6 days ago
Whoever hates ray wj u are fucked up
MsMadkiller123 6 days ago
What does smug mean
MsMadkiller123 6 days ago
I love it when the small one says, "Mmmmm..." I don't know why, but gosh dang, that is just too much for me to deal with.
kirimikium 6 days ago
you think you are glowing but you have been hoeing :D brilliant
MrImmobile 6 days ago 2
love how i clicked on this the advert was for pregnancy advice (:
calumboo 6 days ago
CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME IF THE SMALL GIRL IS IN FACT THE GIRL FROM RAISING HOPE OR NOT????
drumshero03 6 days ago
@drumshero03 Her name is Kate Micucci and yes, she is. She also had a role in Scrubs.
adamskaviolet 6 days ago
love it
taylorswiftfan1314 6 days ago
Best song ever. Just saying.
PendragonFanatic1121 6 days ago
im emailing this to my pregnant german teacher
insaneguy1509 6 days ago
this really isnt that funny....not to troll or anything its just completely lame.
Iwetbeds 6 days ago
so damn HOT!!!
genecro9 1 week ago 2
I love you Garfunkel, you add so much personality to the video with your expressions and voice :) <3 And Oates, you make me smile!
FlamboyantFlamingo97 1 week ago
587 people are smug pregnant people
jojoyoyo666 1 week ago 3
DISLIKE
MyRoman5555 1 week ago
Like if you only heard of them because of =3
JoePhotoOnline 1 week ago
this was amazing
neanderthaw7 1 week ago 2
Love you! <3
Portocala15 1 week ago 2
Lmao i love you and im not gay and i dont think either of you are gay but if you are i dont really care cuz youre funny
p.s. lay off the sexuality thing trolls also if you dont like them dont watch them
kaliestraughen 1 week ago 2
583 people only enjoy Raffi now, because parenthood has destroyed their appreciation of adult-themed humour.
orchidtender 1 week ago 3
I wonder how many people here know that just because a girl doesn't like pregnant women, that makes her gay. Gay women can also get pregnant, too. Have you heard of a sperm bank? haha
charlotteistitletown 1 week ago
they should go on comedy central presents
bubbahubba211 1 week ago
Kate, you look like that girl from the hillshire commercial
lalamaster15 1 week ago
@lalamaster15 Can't tell if sarcasm or stupidity... >.>
MiaMccB 1 week ago in playlist Garfunkel and Oates
@lalamaster15
Same woman.
DocKro23 1 week ago 2
Spot on and funny as f***! Thank you!
wolfdiva 1 week ago
I liked their =3 segment. Funny stuff.
charlotteistitletown 1 week ago
i think i said all those things when i was pregnant, but only because it is true. having a braindead or limbless kid would be insanely hard to deal with. fk its hard enough having a NORMAL kid so derp yeah we all do hope they come out healthy...
doesntgiveadamn 1 week ago
so freakin tru ....luved u guys on =3. lil boys with lil toys hatin' lol
ericwcastellano 1 week ago 2
i just came here to make fun of you from =3 haha you guys are retarted
Cheezitmunch 1 week ago
I love this song!!
charlotteistitletown 1 week ago 3
its true
MrSantasissy 1 week ago 3
Love this girls.. =D
4mylife4ever 1 week ago 2
You think that you're glowing
But you have been hoeing
and now you're pregnant.
Omfg. Haha.
PsychoticSikHypnotic 1 week ago 2
ohmygod oates<333333
oh we know..but..were..not..telling...........xD
mylifewithasoundtrac 1 week ago
if i get a girl pregnant im gonna say dont care if its bain dead, dont care if its limbless as long as it has a penis. cuz i dont want a girl unless its oats or garfunkel.
mixturebeatz 1 week ago in playlist More videos from rikilind 11
@mixturebeatz you, sir, are a god.
bluepirating 2 days ago
great now america has our own flight of concords..except there girls. and gay. seriously riotous
robertcntn 1 week ago
LIKE if =3 brought u here
pnutbutternjellii 1 week ago in playlist More videos from rikilind
This is so funny to me im prego with my second baby and i hate listening to all the new moms and them asking me prego questions
TLHOLT2009 1 week ago
Srsly, i can haz 3sum?
TheCubanWonder 1 week ago
Please keep up the good work...this is awesome ! ! !
swimmerox27able 1 week ago
you was in scrubs
misterxxx165 1 week ago
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If i get locked up in a room with HITLER, BIN LADEN and these two girls, with a gun which has 4 bullets , i shoot each girl twice in head!
farhadabtahi 1 week ago
Who gives half a shit about your =3? they can come here & tell me you guys dont rock. YOURE FUCKING HILARIOUS. <3
MsEmilemily 1 week ago
so you went and did it, cause you really did it, now you're gunna be a first time dad. FIRST TIME FIRST TIME!
YouHoldMeD0wn 1 week ago
The blondie is from Last House on the Left, The Big Bang Theory, House, and Bones.
Brunette is from Raising Hope and Scrubs.
alyciaaxo 1 week ago
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agun17 1 week ago
Lmao! Good shit... the short girl is hella cute.. no offense blondie..
19arthur89 1 week ago
lol !
grimmrheraldthefrenc 1 week ago
lol "oh we know but we're not telling.." so funny!
kartanfoxclaw 1 week ago
True!
mandscat 1 week ago
Your =3 spot was good enough to get me here....Hmmm must not have been that bad....Way to go girls...Seriously though your =3 was wayyyy better than TJ Millers =3 spot
CheapChizzlinMooch 1 week ago
I loved your =3 video!!! You guys are great!
kjstog 1 week ago 3
hahaha this is epic. :P
EssenceEvans 1 week ago 35
garfunkel I'm so pissed about the xtreme hate that your =3 got. Even my friend who loves =3 is bitching to me right now saying you need to go back to the kitchen. You are so awesome! I love you girls!
animemefreak74 1 week ago 83
@animemefreak74 mm love =3 there ep wasent so good but they r good at what they do x
babaloo4ever 6 days ago
@animemefreak74 what episode was it? i hate RWJ but id love to see it! haha
tooch1995 6 days ago
@tooch1995 Why do you hate RWJ? He fights for gay, women, and gay rights! :D
TheJahlani 5 days ago
@TheJahlani said gay twice...
TheJahlani 5 days ago
@TheJahlani oh dont get me wrong, im for homosexuals in a big bad way! i just dont think he's funny at all, he annoys me really, haha. that's probably the one likable thing! just my opinion though, not trying to be an ass! sorry
tooch1995 5 days ago
thumbs up!
jumpingpenguins101 1 week ago 3
WHAT THE FUCK IS = 3?
No seriously, help.
TheRydog100 1 week ago 3
@TheRydog100 uhhhhhh only the most subscribed channel on youtube
32ouncesofawesome 1 week ago
@32ouncesofawesome Well, obviously not that popular if it doesn't show up on google...
TheRydog100 1 week ago
@TheRydog100 What do you mean it doesn't show up on Google?
sgtpepper1138 1 week ago
@sgtpepper1138 Well, everyone's calling it =3, and if you search that in google nothing comes up but a wiki article, and a britany spears song. Someone explaned it was a guy named Ray William Johnson's show, so that worked.
The show's alright but I have no idea how it's the most subscribed show on YouTube. It's like really not THAT good.
TheRydog100 1 week ago
@TheRydog100 =3 is raywilliamjohnsons show
oreosis 1 week ago
563 doesn't like this video..
MrDotaLife 1 week ago 3
Lololololololol
klemintine7 1 week ago
If it makes you feel any better, a large proportion of pregnant women spend most of their pregnancy bent over the toilet bowl heaving up their liver.
tvsinesperanto 1 week ago
@tvsinesperanto plus they have to drag those big wooden crosses around.
orchidtender 1 week ago
@xXOtakuHeartsXx kasem g did way better then these assholes, I mean they are good on their own channel but they should stay away from YouTube commentating
talkingtomconvos 1 week ago
You think that you're glowing
But youve been hoeing
And now you're pregnant hahaha:)
alliewagz77 1 week ago
You should have sang on =3 LOL
sophie0124 1 week ago
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuunny
randycena08 1 week ago
=3 is an unfunny pile of shit anyway.
KantorekBaumerB14 1 week ago
U guys where better than kassem on =3 but i have to say not better than gabriel aka fluffee
alaahdino 1 week ago
This is the greatest song ever!
JuniusLJonesThe2nd 1 week ago
jusstt ..... stay away from =3
ireneerose8296 1 week ago
girl on the left is a duster
neileatsballs 1 week ago
LOL I love your videosss!
TheSarah7ful 1 week ago
Hey guys! I think you guys did well on =3. Don't listen to all the haters and trolls. I mean, you did better than that skinny dude with the glasses. Keep up the good work you guys! :3
xXOtakuHeartsXx 1 week ago 2
awesomes, keep the good work.
He1ler 1 week ago
@fredrb28 haha im pretty sure these chicks are better than u so u just keep trolling it doesnt bother me
Azeon1212 1 week ago
wow this was awful stay away from =3.
wicked775 1 week ago
Way to fuck up =3
Leftearification 1 week ago
That was awesome! Goddam pregos!
totalnerdboy 1 week ago
I'm sorry but you guys sucked on =3
ManeAndKax 1 week ago
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singleservingchannel 1 week ago
They don't like pregnant women because they're lesbians
ipodnanno 1 week ago
@ipodnanno Jeez, what an asinine comment. You do realise lesbians can get pregnant too? Artificial insemination? You've heard of it? And nowhere they state that they hate pregnant women. They just think they're smug, which is true and everything else they sing is true.
elledee28 5 days ago
r you lesbians?
i only ask cuz the petie girl dated ted
namekman01 1 week ago
I don't understand why everyone hates you guys! I love you guys and I wish I had creativity to think of songs like this :D people need to grow up and realize that you have talent!
alliewagz77 1 week ago
@alliewagz77 this is thrash... they ruined =3
fredrb28 1 week ago
I don't mean to be rude or insensitive but are they lesbians. Im just now discovering them after watching them on RWJ
vikingsfan2218 1 week ago
Thumbs up if you've heard this before RWJ.. (y)
PANDASREWHERE 1 week ago
You two are my hero. <3
scottgirl16 1 week ago
I agree with the guy talking about ray! He is great
logan41410 1 week ago
Why the fuck are people dissing, or atleast attempting to diss =3 .It has the most subscribers on all of youtube. so while you guys talk bad about Ray's channel, he's making thousands upon thousands of dollars off sub money. Anyways those girls decided to go on his channel and obviously they sucked. Im not gonna lie. I honestly didnt even get a chuckle and if you people say that you need maturity/smartness to laugh at their jokes remember, they talk about weed, sex, gays just like =3
YeahimAwesome1000 1 week ago
stop with the fucking Thumbs up if =3 bought u here :) @M4RK125... U PRICK
xxxJaySmithxxx 1 week ago
which one is garfunkl and which one is oates
moviekids6 1 week ago
@moviekids6 Garfunkel is Riki Lindhome (the blonde) and Oates is Kate Micucci (The black haired one).
TurretSymphony 1 week ago
Is kate jhon lenon's daughter? Cute feto :d
mustangluck 1 week ago
Hahah awesome!! :D
zonkypuff 1 week ago
dang i forgot how cute kate was..after i watch that ray videos and when searching on facebook i notices that i likes her page already, what a shame..love ya cute micucci
sl1pers 1 week ago
ur from scrubs!
InstaSwag 1 week ago
i think both u ladies were awesome in =3
whisperingaprayer42 1 week ago
Kate do you have bf?
nazivw 1 week ago
good song bad at =3
red1gogo1 1 week ago
Eww
PartyBoyBobbySully 1 week ago
I love u
silverwolf5518 1 week ago
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Kate looked so pretty and cute with her short hair... I hope she get that hairdress back ó.ò *sigh*
BeyKex 1 week ago
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BeyKex 1 week ago
Okay first of all trolls are annoying (if any learned from =3 should remember) and second if they appeared on =3 is bc Ray thinks they are awesome and funny sooo stop hating I bet you guys suck balls! Now to really comment I think you guys are funny! ^ damn trolls...
Lilbabyplayful 1 week ago
This is hilarious. Yeah, your =3 thing was not that fantastic, but your songs are awesome.
Ashtie007 1 week ago 61
@Ashtie007 i actually preferred them
SockMonkey007 1 week ago
@SockMonkey007 That's fantastic. Too bad I really don't care.
Ashtie007 1 week ago
@Ashtie007 dont need to be a bitch about it.
SockMonkey007 1 week ago
@SockMonkey007 And you don't need to be a little bitch about it. :)
Ashtie007 6 days ago
LOVE IT! don't listen to the jealous, SMUG, stupid people who say this is other then good!
Spazzmyn150 1 week ago
Your bitches are ugly and not funny at all
deathonics 1 week ago
@deathonics how many subscribers and views do you got
luis7750 1 week ago
@deathonics Somebody has a kid stuck up their vagina.
TheMichigunner 1 week ago
So funny...I'm so glad I discovered your videos
candiinside1 1 week ago
Best one yet!! Love the harmonies.
justinhatler 1 week ago
Okay, you did suck on =3 but have to admit this was funny as hell...
YuyitoKakasaki 1 week ago 30
U r awesome! Keep up the hilarity! U were a refreshing light on =3. Don't listen to the hater sexists.
MayaBonnieBlue 1 week ago
you lesbians think you're so funny but you guys are fucking boring as hell. i watched the =3 video for about a minute and a half before closing it. then i watched this video to see if it was just that one video you weren't entertaining in, but YOU GUYS ARE HORRIBLE IN BOTH. FUCKING HORRIBLE! STOP DOING THIS SHIT YOU SLUTS!
MegaViralTV 1 week ago
@MegaViralTV
lol somebody is jealous . and somebody likes =3 which is like the worst youtube show ever. only 11 year olds and virgins watch it :)
fpoerulezzzz 1 week ago
You suck balls and pissed me off that you ruined =3
moneyman6031 1 week ago
Never go on =3 again
ppllisten2me 1 week ago
Raising hope
nrmaster21 1 week ago
never, ever, EVER go back to =3 again. you all are annoying as fu**!!
joshyboy1996 1 week ago
u friking killedd rwj
RAVENS640 1 week ago
Now watch one day these girls are gonna get pregnant and probably take back these words
rawrz0o 1 week ago
Scrubs <3
krille898 1 week ago
Wasnt she on scrubs?
rockpincess101 1 week ago
I'm preganant and I think this is true and funny.. it sucks talking to other pregnant women even.. especially this is my first and I didn't realize how many diffrent opinions on everything someone could have, i just like looking up info for myself but it always seems like someone preggers or been preggers has to tell me what they did when they had their kid and why it's better :P us women we so goofy.. :Dlol
OurLifeOnFilm4110 1 week ago
Omg, I loved you on scrubs.
Kiffybubbles33 1 week ago
Pregnant chix are hot!
MrSoulClamp 1 week ago
YOU PEOPLE ARE AWFUL
Spence233 1 week ago
thumbs up if you got here from ray william johnson
kingsnuzby 1 week ago
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ralphie092 1 week ago
I like them they were kool on =3
Azeon1212 1 week ago 10
@Azeon1212 GTFO
fredrb28 1 week ago
You guys were very good on =3. Don't listen to the trolls.
rdmgurgs 1 week ago
I came on this video.. To ask you politely to NEVER host =3 again..
PS.. Your videos suck balls -.-'
ScottBeTrollin 1 week ago
@ScottBeTrollin That's the first ever =3 I've seen with Darth Vader's lightsaber as the like/dislike bar.
Woobooboo123 1 week ago
@ScottBeTrollin why dont you shut the fuck up if you dont like em than dont come on their fucking videos!!!!
12345huntman 1 week ago
@12345huntman Sadly.. They came onto =3.. That aint really classed as their videos, i came here to troll and moan.. From your reaction, it works.. Q.Q harder dude!
ScottBeTrollin 1 week ago
@ScottBeTrollin no you came to get a rise from people i bet it's like christmas for you..
OurLifeOnFilm4110 1 week ago
@ScottBeTrollin
g&o's humor is so called "adult humor" if you don't get it you should stick with pre-teen humor presented by rwj
fpoerulezzzz 1 week ago
The one on the left looks stoned
avenedangel 1 week ago
I thought they did well hosting =3
PTPfilms 1 week ago
Please don't host =3 ever again...
thebestever305 1 week ago
they were on RWJ.... blew it
DogmeatFilms 1 week ago
Loving your prego impression there xD
Shadowdreamer4 1 week ago
The one on the left is the weirdest combination of funny,stupid,creepy,ugly and nice i've ever seen. Conclusion: she is weird!
aleomonoia 1 week ago
So many people came to hate! That only means their jealous! Y'all ar awesome!
Mitchoo16 1 week ago
are you guys lesbos i just had to ask
thebobman1111 1 week ago
u guys are not funny stick to singing.
pur3mkpker 1 week ago
I didn't like u on rwj but that's because I think it's weird when ppl try to act like him but u too r talented
AJB090299 1 week ago