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  • FUCK YOU LENO!!!!!!!!!!!

  • The song right is... HE DOESN'T BELONG THERE!!!!

  • Your video is a favorite on Kazakhstan

  • Ugh, that face a 0:19. Just, "yeah that's right. I weaseled my way back". What an utterly mediocre person he is. Dave deserved the Tonight Show in the 90s and Conan did by the end of the 00s. They are/were the true innovators, after Carson. Leno's not even in the picture. Just a company man till the bitter fucking end, as Bill Hicks said. Puppet...

  • we don't hate him because NBC picked him, we hate him becuase he didn't have the decency to say NO, just like in 1993. NBC kept him ONLY becuase it was cheaper to buy out Conan that it was to buy out Leno. It should be Conan on that stage, with Leno on the bleeping beach!

  • "I don't belong here."

    Nope.

  • Jay Leno is a big loser, it's funny how the whole world hates him. Has face like a god damn crescent moon like the guy from the monster movie Night Breed.

  • FUCK JAY LENO

  • Jay Leno has twice stolen the tonight show, once from Letterman and now from Conan, he does not deserve any of his money or cars, he should be homeless on a street corner somewhere.

  • @TotalFocus007 I disagree by a mile. Jay Leno is by far the funniest comedian of all the late night talk shows, at least from what I've seen. Conan acts like a 2-year-old with some of the jokes he comes up with, which I find very offensive to say the least. Leno is taking a lot of flak for what happened just because NBC refused to keep Conan over him. But the reality is, it was NBC's fault for pushing Conan past midnight and saying "Take it or leave it."

  • @GameShowUploader Right. And how old are you? 63?

  • @techee44 For your information, I'm 20, and contrary to most 20-year-olds these days, Letterman and O'Brien don't appeal to my sense of humor. Leno, on the other hand, has a better monologue, and I enjoy several of his segments such as "Headlines", "Stuff we Found on eBay" and "Ridiculous 911 Calls." Stop hating on the guy just because NBC decided to keep him over O'Brien. Obviously, if NBC is keeping him, it's because they prefer him over O'Brien for one reason or another.

  • RICK MINOR BAND HAS ZERO WHITE DUDES. WTF! ANY BAND WOULD BE BETTER THAN THIS LAME ASS ILLEGAL ALIEN FAGGOT SHITTY BAND.

    i'd rather see some duran duran clone band from L.A. than all these stupid spics and afro-tards.

  • I love you villareality

  • Jay Leno, I hate you!!!!!!!!

  • At least the car is cool :)

  • I F*CKING HATE JAY LENO AND NBC!!!!!!

  • @norcslbirdz: Hell, screw teams. I just hate Leno. Is that so hard to comprehend?

  • Why do you guys hate Jay leno, All I noticed that you hate is his chin and his smile, Is that what it all comes down to? whats wrong with jay leno.

  • @NathansBackwoods he is not funny, he is boring, his monologue is painful, or it used to be, i haven't watched since he took back what wasn't rightfully his. he is a pompus jackass who thinks he is bigger than the Tonight Show. The true king of late night Carson never wanted Leno, we all know why, he sucks. leno never had true respect for Carson and what the Tonight Show was all about. Now he has ratings worse than when Conan was fired.... karma is a bitch Leno, isn't it.

  • @NathansBackwoods oh, and did you see him at the whitehouse correspondence dinner? awful, just awful. his jokes were re-used from his past shows and he got little to no laughs. THE FREAKING PRESIDENT GOT MORE LAUGHS THAN LENO!!!!! He sucks so bad!

  • @snakebandit, well obviously alot of other people like him, look how much money he made and thats how he got his great car collection

  • @NathansBackwoods yeah, senior citizens do have a lot of money to spend

  • @snakebandit, Yep because they are smart like jay leno so they make lots of money.

  • @NathansBackwoods Sometimes, such as in Leno's case, being smart doesn't refer to being funny or having scruples.

  • Even ignoring (very apt) spoof music put over the top...I don't get this ad. Showing Jay driving one of his 15,000 sports cars and smiling smugly at the camera after acting like such a spoilt little twerp...makes no sense.

  • what kind of a fucking smirk is that seriously?!

  • Bahahahah! This is the perfect song for Jay and his stupid fucking chin and his stupid fucking show.

  • Dont watch Jay Leno!

  • LOL

  • at 0:19 seconds... i dont know if that was a smurk or he just had a stroke.

    P.S. His chin is so wide, i could land a plane on it.

  • what the fuck is his problem, I mean if his show was so fucking shitty why didn't they cancel it and leave conan where he was.. :@

  • fuck

  • For some reason, whenever I feel like crap this video does it for me. The planets once again are in alignment and there is REAL good in the world.

  • fucking jay leno. it's like the song said YOU DON'T BELONG HERE! Your time on the Tonight Show was up and your new show FAILED! Move on and let Conan do the Tonight Show like you PROMISED him 5 years ago!

  • Jay leno you fucking suck fat ass chin

  • The song is absolutely perfect..... it would have been complete if they had Leno driving off the cliff. Stupid fucking chin.

  • @NutcakeProductions looooooool

  • song is soo perfect!

  • By back on top you mean losing to David Letterman in the ratings?

  • Boy would I love to kick that bottom jaw with a steel toe boot

  • Except, Conan was the least of NBC's problems. A lot of the problems stemmed from poor management. Nobody was watching Leno's 10pm show either. ;)

  • CONAN 4 LIFE!!!

  • yeah!! rable RABLE!

    lets all kill jay and burn down his freaking house!!...ect and all that jazz!!

  • NO its exactly Jays fault he was NBS's bitch and did what ever they told him. SO when they said lets give you a new show he said yes even though it was stupid. And when they asked him to take the tonight show back he again agreed to do it. Jay is an asshole

  • yes, NBS indeed.

  • Jay should have retired gracefully.

  • @bigbrogiant4 You idiot, learn the history before you comment. Jay Leno forced Carson to retire by printing a news article saying he was washed up and losing it and that he himself was about to take over. It is not even speculated that the news article came from Leno's management team, it is definitely true; Leno admitted to it,

  • again, that just proves once more that he didn't have the authority to fire him, he wrote a newspaper article, who gives a flying fuck!!! writting an article doesn't force someone out of a job, unless the one that wrote it gets canned.

  • noone saying Jay fired him u freakin moron. They say he "pushed him out". Which he did by convinving the public and Johnny himself that it was time for him to go. Why would you defend this incredibly unmoral and disingenuous act anyway.

  • I'm not defending the act u dumbass, im just not blaming Leno. If u read my earlier comment, I said, "I LOVED CONAN'S SHOW!!" I hated what they did tohim! I'm just not blaming Leno. Leno ISN'T NBC. The producers are to blame for this shit, not Leno. I'm glad those fuckers are selling too, they clearly don't know what they're doing.

  • Yeah but considering what he did to Carson, ppl suggest that the same scheming was initiated by Leno this time round. We dont know the full story, we may never know the full story. But we do know the large majority of the story from the first 'late night war' and it does seem alot like Jay Leno repeating his same dirty tactics.

    At any rate, clearly only a very disturbed or possibly slightly retarded human could make that speech in 2004 so dishonest so that really is why Leno is to blame

  • jay leno forced johnny carson into retirement...and he cried like a girl when it was done to him...f88k jay leno! carson always said letterman was the true successor of the tonight show..look it up leno fans

  • Hahahaha! Nice message change! =D Screw you, Leno!

  • Is that the kind of car that James Dean died in?

  • Not even close... Jay is driving an AC Cobra... Dean died in a Porsche. 550 Spyder according to Wikipedia.

  • Jay's a douche bag.

  • Annoying cunt

  • Uh, no.

  • It was originally a cover of "Get Back" . The words to this were so fitting. Get back. Get Back. Get back to where you once belonged.

  • Yeah fuck you Leno go buy 800 more of those cars with ur stolen show money and crash into a brick wall.

  • i love you

  • I think the editors of this video definitely dont like jay leno, great song choice lol

  • Leno struggled in the ratings for about 2 years but was given time and support from NBC to succeed.

  • WOO RADIOHEAD!!!

  • Conan didn't hurt the franchise. Conan was equal with Letterman in the 18-50 age range that advertisers pay for--despite the fact he had an unprecedentedly bad lead. Leno in prime time did so bad affiliates threatened to leave.

    Leno's strength, and the only reason he gets better numbers than Letterman or Conan, is the over-55 crowd, which advertisers DO NOT pay for.

    NBC made the decision for personal reasons. Zucker's hated Conan since they were at Harvard together. NBC will regret it.

  • Couldnt' agree more with Isiskisis Comment, Zucker is too stupid to look at the ratings and tell Jay to retire. Jay Leno is washed up, he hasn't been funny in years, even when he was on the tonight show. at one time, before this change came to light, Conan actually had better ratings than Letterman, where as Leno's tanked from the get-go.

    Jay Leno is washed up, it is too bad that NBC and Zucker didn't see that. Myself, I am not watching any NBC shows anymore.

  • Depends pays for the over-55 crowd

    So does the diabeetus guy

  • what a fuckwit.

    fuck you leno.

  • that's a new one. thank you

  • Brilliantly executed...

    Wayne,

    Clubhouserevies

  • It disgust me to see Leno driving his car with that smirk on his face. I bet anything while he was grinning at the camera the only thing going through his mind was "I'm back bitches! I threw Conan out and got my show back, sure I stole it but wut the hell, I got it back and there's nothing any1 can do about it, so fuck all u conan fanboys" while laughing hysterically inside. Leno pisses me off.

  • big chinned dickhead riding around like a dick

  • Jimmy Kimmel is funnier than both of them, and has a better show. :)

  • @Michaelfla It was a pretty low key show, and the same old Leno shticks. He was pretty arrogant and cocky, no wonder Kevin is leaving him, he's probably fed up with Lenos crap and the constant use of Kevin as his whipping boy. I do not know how Leno will fair, we'll see if he can reclaim the so called spot that he previously had. I for one will be watching him much less since this incident and a show of his true colors.

  • Jay is a fucker

  • that spells douche all over it and he knows he fucking knows D:<

  • Jay blows.

  • And you have proof that Conan ever said anything REMOTELY like that? You don't.. so STFU and quit masterbating to your Leno fanboy fantasies.

  • @corkystanton

    Ah, so you admit you have no such quote. Thanks..

    Here's a quote for you, and this one is a REAL QUOTE..:

    I'll be 59 when [the switch occurs], that's five years from now. There's really only one person who could have done this into his 60s, and that was Johnny Carson; I think it's fair to say I'm no Johnny Carson." - Jay Leno

  • @Gangularis

    Conan did say that. I saw Jeff Zucker on TV saying that.

    Conan is no Johnny Carson either. Jay was being humble about his age.

  • @corkystanton So you think Conan should've destroyed a television franchise dynasty for the sake of selfishly keeping his job? Yeah, that would've gone over real well... Do you think about ANYTHING before you say it? Seriously...

  • You are right man, Conan left because he knew that the Tonight Show had to stay at 11:30. The franchise has always been like that. So if you bump it half an hour later, then it is no longer Tonight Show. Conan rather sacrifice his job rather than destroy a much-loved franchise, and that is one of the reasons why I am and will always be a Coco fan.

  • @corkystanton

    ha you're a fucking idiot dude.

  • @TheMrNamefag

    Good argument. You must be smart with that good comeback.

  • Do you think before you hit submit? It isn't an "argument", we're not debating. It was a statement of fact.

  • COCO SUPPORTERS!! THUMBS UP!!

  • Fuck you GAY LENO

  • Ahahaha brilliant.

  • I want to see Jay tonight, but only for the possibility that he might get dissed by an audience member somehow.

  • I'm not watching this douchebag's show. I'm still with Coco.

  • Jay Leno fucking sucks, he has to have his band do something after his jokes to let his audience know that they should laugh.

  • just bcos you cant

  • You fucking faggots better stop with this political shit. No one cares, you homosexuals. This is supposed to be about the impending failure of jay lenos gay show.

  • Exactly bro.

  • Leno was in real trouble in the beginning. NBC actually tried to get Dave Letterman to agree to being a backup plan for them. If Leno continued to tank - Letterman would take over.

    Letterman refused to go along with that plan after talking to Carson about it. And he didn't want to screw Leno over and end up looking like the bad guy.

    Letterman basically gave Leno the respect that any comic would give to another comic. And years later - Leno would completely fail to do the same for Conan.

  • Mmmmhmmmmmmmm

  • I bet Jay "No Balls" Leno will be canceled along with the tonight show, NBC has screwed a one of their only successful shows just because they don't want to cut Leno from their lineup, at least Conan had respect for Jimmy and refused to be moved to a later time for him and Jimmy.

    Fu*K you Leno, good luck with the ratings because you WILL need it

  • NBC: The netlet for geezers who like backstabbers.

  • i hope he crashes

  • Leno is a smug bastard.

  • DORK

  • Nice. Well done!

  • ...ugh.

  • Leno sucks.

    But old people need something to put them to sleep at night. Laughing too hard might keep them awake.

  • good one

  • Yes. Yes. And more yes.

  • a shmuck commercial for a shmuck guy, good work making a tool look like an even bigger tool

  • what is the name of this song please?

  • @thee1andonlyme It's 'Creep' by Radiohead.

  • Great stuff!! Wonderful! Thank you!

  • Jay Leno is one of the worst kinds of people. He's an enabler. It's because of him that Jeff Zucker continues to be a twat-faced moron. If only someone around him would sack up, he might get the help he needs.

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  • A-fucking-men.....Conan should have that spot, he earned that spot, and it's pure bullshit Leno is taking it over. He could have declined and let Conan keep it. What would NBC do then? I wonder.....

  • I agree with falots... lets get this conversation back to where it started. Leno is a jerk!

  • My prediction is this: the stickers below that one will say as he goes on: "12:35",

    "2:00", "Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays at 2:00" "Sunday Nights at 4:00"

    "Into Flaming Oblivion Over the Guardrail"

    "Hell"

    NBC must have a pretty empty bladder after pissing on everything that made it a great channel.

    Let's keep our fingers crossed Conan goes to Fox or Comedy Central (or ANYWHERE!) I'd even watch him on Univison if that was my last option.

  • Even Kevin Eubanks "put his two weeks notice" in!After several early episodes,he's bailing on Jay! I think I'll pass on Jay too!

  • sorry Jay.. not watching you... please take a sharp turn, head home, retire, and disappear.

  • boooooooooo! leno booooooooooo!

  • Tower 7 was a controlled demolition.

  • and you speak from what? The Alex Jones perspective? no wait.. girl scout brownie spies knocked it down.. or was it the census workers who gps tagged it, or the blimps that are so high up that they will spray the building to knock it down.. fracking loser 9/11 truther.

  • @MrJsquared91 the. most. pointless. comment . ever. high five

  • I'm with Coco.

  • BOOOO NBC, Conan shouldn't have been fired! I thought it was lame what they did!

  • @MrJsquared91 Fuck all haters, who get thumbed down for being idiotic and posting hate on a good video.

  • I thought it was Jack Parr's show??

  • BRING JOHNNY CARSON BACK (from the dead)!!!

  • If Carson was brought back from the dead, Letterman and Kimmel would give up, and Conan wouldn't even try to start a show. No one did it the way Johnny did. Johnny Carson = the greatest of all time! (Nice to see someone like you who still has respect for him, despite all the drama that NBC has caused.)

  • DICK FACE!!!! Bring Connan back!

  • I dont understand ratings.  Nobody ever asked me what I watch...

  • The song fits his move, he felt he just didn't belong in that time slot

    Still its all about Craig Ferguson ppl :)

  • @unorthodoxJ

    Yes. He is the funniest dude in late night and should get an earlier timeslot. Jay leno will need a lot of help in the ratings. I won't be watching.

  • Fuck Leno. TEAM COCO!

  • "I don't belong here"?

    I wonder why that fits jay leno

  • I found the funniest video ever, its called WEIRD KID SINGS A SONG, you got to check it out!!!!

  • i dont belong heeerre "leno doesnt belong there"

  • oh, i didnt know jay leno owned the tonight show and lays down the orders himself -_-

  • it's not jay's show.

    It's Steve Allen's show!

  • No, it's NBC's show.

  • that was great!

  • Why did they not see this coming? TV critics and TV analysts predicted failure for the 10 pm Jay Leno Show, yet NBC did it, and then created a public relations debacle in running O'Brian off in favor of Leno, just as they had done Letterman..

    Don't look for "Tonight" to retake the ratings lead. Thanks to NBC's whopping PR mistakes and his own disingenuous and whiny comments, Leno has become little more than a punchline.

    God, I miss Johnny.

  • My god, that's perfect.

  • what choice does he have?

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  • To quote a commentator on Current's "Infomania": "If you wanted Conan to stay on the Tonight Show, don't start a bunch of stupid Facebook groups about it, actually WATCH THE SHOW". Low ratings got him kicked off, and that's no one's fault but the viewers. People only care about something when they're about to lose it.

  • no... He had a TERRIBLE lead in show. Its hard to get a good fan base when you have the shitty jay leno show as your lead in. Leno is a shit.

  • Didn't he have Leno as a lead in for Late Night? he wasn't so shitty then

  • Yeah but when you have a crap show that had no chance EVEN leno said the 10pm show will fail, how can you create a big fan base?

  • "Si Conando" FTW!

  • His chin is funny

  • BOOOOO, F THE CHIIN!

  • stupid