Tiny Penis

[Dubcritic18]

My penis is that tiny :(

[LethalDozePL]

thats a nice looking kitchen

[elanorest]

alright cut the crap show me your tits

[ajnode]

Lol I got a huge cock, so I'm loving this song... But seriously girls, you'd be a lot more hot if you got some sort of boob job to expand those things... No good having a hot body EXCEPT for a flat chest, sorry!

[ricardo82carvalho]

dumb ass bitches lol worry about how tight you are not the other way around lol losses bitches lol

[Grendelmonster8u]

Considering that men read so many porno magazines, drool over big boobs & thereby encourage so many women to get boob jobs while they themselves cannot increase the size of their dicks, it's probably fair game to joke about a small dick. It really sucks when you're all set to get hot & heavy & you find out your vibrator is a lot more fun. Doesn't mean the guy is useless, but... So, those complaining here should put their focus on men's treatment of women first...for centuries, no less.

[IBeatUpThugs]

I'm just gonna treat all women like total shit and never be romantic from now on, don't want them thinking I got a small one. Also I'll make them pay for everything, just to drive home the point of how incredibly hung I am.

[marhoekful]

When people are shooting up universities, it is best to err on the side of caution in a social/sexual environment. If you prefer larger penises, that is your preference. Torturing others, ridiculing, adding insult to injury is not wise, is cruel, and could be an outright crime.

[marhoekful]

With such a large audience, it is best to throw caution to the wind. There are alot of CHOs out there, so just be careful when you are covering sensitive topics. You dont want to be the straw that broke the camels back, in any mind.  Offer understanding, put yourself in the shoes of others and be wise.

[marhoekful]

Just so you know. This is the height of social irresponsibility. This contributes to negativity, violence, etc. towards women. This is adding insult to injury, sexual harassment, Mother/son Father/daughter, all these things are reduced with this expression

[cullenrocks92]

why is complaining about small dicks such a big deal? guys complain about small boobs and loose vaginas so whats the difference?

[marhoekful]

@cullenrocks92 Its one thing to not be attracted to somebody. It is another, to totally add insult to injury, to ridicule, humiliate, embarass, kick, spit on. These are sons, fathers, uncles, brothers. Okay you dont like smaller men. This is vicious.

[ViennaUndertaker]

ViennaUnderktaker ..... shaved!

[pinkpriss]

Well now, my junk is so tiny that even when I am wearing a tight skirt and aroused, I am still perfectly flat in front!

[doogwoodysmallpenis2]

<===This is doogwoody with a tiny penis!

[MegaBustaaman1]

My penis is still in my stomach cavity.

[rjp493]

girls are so fucking picking it cant be too pick and it cant be too small and its not good auff if its just right or maybe there ugly they cant get a good cock, i"d bang the blue dressed women though im just sayin

[Trevor1182]

@rjp493 I would go for the blonde girl (the left one)

[echoside949692]

lol thats a funny song

[35356654757574362523]

I have a tiny penis and I know all women do care about size. So what amazes me is how pissed off these women get when I reject them. It's like they can't understand why any man would reject them. When I tell them it is because I am not adequately equipped to satisfy them, they all change their mind and say they are not like most girls and they are not size queens. yeah right! I'll remain a virgin thanks.

[dfhdjlfh]

I gota song for u girls... AHEMMM... Ur vagiinaaaa is sooo loooose, cuz ur a filthy whoooore, stop having soooo manyyyy babiiiies, and do some kegel exerciseeees. Just cuz ur hoooot, doesnt mean u have to sleeeep with every guy that hits on yooOOooOoouuu....Yeeeaaah oohh yeeeah.

[DeanHynd94]

@dfhdjlfh ahahaa quality mate!

[Adom]

@dfhdjlfh what tune is this sung to? Just for reference.

[TheAngelwings11]

fuckn awesome song.... love it

[jtmaxwell]

i've seen them perform live. hilarious, and ridiculously hot.  and they're not showcasing it here, but the blonde's a pretty damn good guitar player. :)

[Adom]

@jtmaxwell yes she is. We didn't have a guitar in the studio though. This was really just something they were doing to entertain us while I changed lenses on a still camera. I do have a video response that shows Michelle's guitar skills.

[james2001ful]

nice song but the way I think there is not better mic than a big erect dick haaaaaaa

[YouLoveMistressKelly]

LOL, how delightfully wonderful.

[Ghanahome4life]

Mines small

[blueberrymuffinzrgud]

Mines is 5.6... Good enough for me

[drezzle]

i guess those girls make fun of guys with small dicks kus they are too ugly to get a guy with a big dick. hmmm... HMMMMM....

[rjp493]

dude you just ripped on those bitches go get in the kitchen bitchhhh

[mcbrave15]

I'll hit the blue dressed girl first!

[auburn722]

Ha ha the truth hurts its so true.

[Dviddies]

angelic voices

need better words

[JW1928]

Very cute...and little close to home! I think it's funny and perfectly fine for women to laugh about how small penis' can be. C'mon, if it weren't for women most men would only use it for peeing. Let them laugh! It's their right!

[TheOxygenic]

Haha lol

[TheOxygenic]

Haha lol

[TheOxygenic]

Shouldent you girls be in the kitchen making sandwiches? I'm just sayin'

[Adom]

maybe, but they won't touch a hoagie under 6 inches.

[Trevor1182]

@Adom i'm 6 inches

[Adom]

@Trevor1182 Then they might just make you a sandwich.

[Trevor1182]

@Adom A Jill sandwich?

[ahauntedhistory]

@TheOxygenic A guy can make a better sandwich.

[mindovermuscle2]

Men have small dicks because most skinny girls are flat chested

[heresthedamncartoon]

what? What? she knows about the size of her dogs dick ? How does she know about her dog? possible beastiality.

[PokerStuffer]

women like this should be shot

[Adom]

50,000 + hits, ladies. I think we need a sequel to this song. What do you think? "Massive Member?"

"Colossal Cock"?

"Paramount Penis"?

[goletra]

Nice voice, but ugly. Guess you can't have it all. Sigh....

[natureboy84]

This is the reason why these types of women will die single and alone.  They want a man with a 7 digit bank account and an 8" cock. Unfortunately, these men don't exist, and never will.

[Adom]

well, if I keep saving my pennies....

[TheDemoneyes13]

@natureboy84 Oh now Im sure if they wait around long enough they find one in about 1000 billion years though there is no guarantee he would never give them the time of day.

[AAAV92]

@natureboy84 and titan testicles

[justvisiting1979]

9" inches here i feel sorry for the rest of you petty mortals

[salmahacek]

this is mean...

[RoxxiiKaylanLouisa]

ha ha ha v funny we luv this vid! I showd it to this boy justin whos been after me n he got a complex now ha ha! My mates lindy n roxxii n me call him pee wee n wiggle our little fingers at him 4 a laff! Hes so tiny!

[Adom]

Ah, be nice to the little guy. I mean, he'd probably be up to learning all sorts of new activities to make up for his...um....shortcomings. Check out the FingWing version of the song. A few extras in there I think.

[FoxyWoman31]

you girls are great can I request this song as a dedication to Shane Dawson? Please?! It's all about Shane anyway, isn't it?!!!

[amirla84]

i would rape both of you bitches

[YeaFigga]

theres nothing wrong with having a tiny cock, as long as its big

[daboys1215]

Well, I'd still rather have a tiny penis than a tiny female brain.

[Techcourse101]

haha this is great. Now eveytime i see this guy who always gives the hottest girls gifts it cuz he has a tiny dick. I should meat slap him haha

[poiu1979er]

nice boobs girl in blue

[Adom]

Just to be clear, although the video does not showcase them, the blonde has pretty stellar boobs as well.

[FingWitty21]

Ha, ha! We are so proud:)

[lazydude731]

jkjhjjkijjkijij

[jwonder7]

these are probably my favorite comments on any video i have ever done.. except for when the twilight fans hated me for making fun of bella in a spoof. haha. thank you to all!!! you really made michelle and my day!

[hziegler]

You told me you could sing!!?...Please dont waste my time on stupidity

[Adom]

Which one of them told you she could sing?

[Adman781]

Great, shallow sluts in a'capella. He gives you diamonds and attention and money...but you need penis. Way to break the stereotype girls!!!

[shrumpkin]

someone needs to put an end to their misery.

[Calcagsen]

I have a rap about a small penis on my channel....its just a preview...a full music video is coming soon..so if you have a small penis like me then check it out!

[agentssith]

proof that women don't like romance. I just busted.

[Adom]

They like romance, they just prefer it from guys with large members.

[dangerousclever]

This needs a hot beat. OMG! I love it @ 0:35

[Adom]

It may have one. They did this for us a' Capella (sp?) by request to entertain us while setting up lights between photo sets.

[philbio66]

I love when dommes make fun of guy's tiny penis.

[SolidusPinch]

:( A situation that I identify with :(

[ncfwhitetigress]

You girls have pretty voices.

[philbio66]

Hi,

It's me. The guy with the little dick. How are you?

[Adom]

31,000 views and I think this is the funniest comment so far. Well done.

[w3ath3rby]

Haha, anyone still think size doesn't matter ?

[ncfwhitetigress]

It does. Average 5-7 inches is ideal.

[shortkilling666]

length doesnt matter in practise, only in appearance

[TellYourMommaToCall]

So did the girl(s) wind up staying with the guy even thou he has a small dick or did they leave him because of it.

[Adom]

Maybe you should ask philbio66, since he seems to be the man in question. All I know is, it seems to me that at some point the guy with the less than average appendage had two pretty hot girlfriends.

[thatsmctarded]

big dreams!

[FreeBassSing2]

Funny - and a little depressing.

[aylie2014]

this is funny

[libertines24]

lol this made me laugh

[countryday08]

really hot

[harrisonbensongerard]

good singing, and funny! lol

[KUROGUY]

this makes me believe that girls are starting to care more about sex than guys. >_>

[waytogoraus]

True and sad, but it seems that guys have felt that way about girls for a while now :-/

[ncfwhitetigress]

We do. At least in my experience.

[b00mface]

haha, she said her puppy has one bigger...yuck...nasty...

[undisputedgreatest]

Very well sung, and good lyrics too.