I'm glad that this video's entitled "stand up" and not "stand up comedy" because this shit's about as funny as ball cancer. I can only really relate it to watching that pissed-up bloke that you find in every single local pub up and down the land whose humour gland stopped growing when he was 12 years old. Except someone's given him a microphone to increase the annoyance factor.
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"Northumbrian"? What the hell is a Northumbrian? Northumbria is an ancient kingdom or something in the North of England, spanning from about Southern Scotland to Southern Yorkshire, I think. I think you mean Northumberland (which doesn't even include Tyneside anyway). Sorry, but tiny details like this can be irritating =/
Yes, Northumbria was an ancient kingdom, but it also happens an alternative name for the North East of England. Northumbrian can refer to both Northumbria AND the county of Northumberland.
what,s the matter south cal truth hurt,s eh well if you yank,s weren,t so dumb in the 1st place then our British comics like David walliams&matt lucas wouldn,t have2of dumb downed little britain usa4yers would they Gavin Webster is right in what he say,s the yanks are thick superficial shallow morons who have not got a sense of humour as you have just proved like&there is nowt wrong with the way a spell ok not all of us need2use spell check like you ok howay gavin webster americans suck!
LOL- you are hilarious, you should replace that Gayvin Webstar guy ;) I bet you hangin around the bigg market every night eh?! along with ya fella charv geordie lasses, am I right?! Now get a grip and go back to school
@butsometimesimright: You have just shown your true colors. Why would anyone possibly be jealous, watch your spelling mistakes and grammar too, awful dude. In regards to the American accent...at least we don't sound like fags...lol- and how many movies are dubbed in Geordie accent?! LOL get a life
at least we aint got a shit american accent cos we wudn,t want2sound that retarded like &of course you don,t like gavin webster he is a good geordie comedian &lets face it every1knows americans aint known4having a sense of humour are they they are hypocrites though cos they have 1of the biggest porn industry in the world how hypocritical is that eh&yet they get offended by little britain usa&have2dumb it down4them cos they are too thick 2get a joke as southcal has proven he speaks sense gav like
southerners aint yous are just jealous of us geordies cos we live in a better &more friendly city gavin webster is hilarious as is ross noble typical southern retard who doesn,t know a good comic when she hears1 &people call the u.s 4having no sense of humour they have something in common with london there like then every1knows northern comedians are alot funnier than southern1s like&thats a fact so you stupid bastard/bitch southcal are a stereo typical idiot howay gavin webster yer mint lol
I never said it was nice tho! Pardon my french, didn't mean to offend...Maybe some day in the future I onna revise my opinion and say "Newcastle rocks!" All the best- C
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...by the way- I have been to Newcastle Uk before- this town sucks! Bad weather, terrible food, no attractions on the beach, dirty streets incl. vomit, cheap entertainment and wanna be bars. The worst of it all is their geordie accent tho
and thats just london &the worse accent isn,t the geordie1like its the shit cockney arse hole1that grates on yer like&unlike london we don,t go around stabbing eachother we also have a good sense of humour unlike u southern idiots who had frank butcher as your main comic who was about as funny as a wet fart like lol&as 4bad weather like the south is a tropical island itself like it rains everywhere in the u.k idiot london is a cesspit concrete jungle at least us geordies are friendly u
@SouthCal90210 fuck off cunt, Newcastle has cracking bars, proper boozers selling proper beer not shit fizzy purple piss water served in a long glass with a straw, as for the beaches, obviously you have never been you thick twat...Northumberlands beaches have attractions such as Holy Island and Lindisfarne, Bamburgh Castle,Warkworth , Alnmouth, Craster and miles of unspoilt beaches...why would we want to put a fucking funfair on there in place of 1300 years of history and culture.
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Did the english all get a cuppa tea whilst standing in a line for the greatest retreat ever in Dunkirk? and what a terrible accent, keep the kids away from it, will ya?!God bless America x
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Did the english all get a cuppa tea whilst standing in a line for the greatest retreat ever in Dunkirk? and what a terrible accent, keep the kids away from it, will ya?!God bless America x
I'm glad that this video's entitled "stand up" and not "stand up comedy" because this shit's about as funny as ball cancer. I can only really relate it to watching that pissed-up bloke that you find in every single local pub up and down the land whose humour gland stopped growing when he was 12 years old. Except someone's given him a microphone to increase the annoyance factor.
Nosteratees 11 months ago
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"Northumbrian"? What the hell is a Northumbrian? Northumbria is an ancient kingdom or something in the North of England, spanning from about Southern Scotland to Southern Yorkshire, I think. I think you mean Northumberland (which doesn't even include Tyneside anyway). Sorry, but tiny details like this can be irritating =/
Heitschnel1939 2 years ago
Yes, Northumbria was an ancient kingdom, but it also happens an alternative name for the North East of England. Northumbrian can refer to both Northumbria AND the county of Northumberland.
TomNUFC 2 years ago
Haha that Beach Boys part was class!
MannaMachine69 2 years ago
haha classic
nufcdickaz 3 years ago
what,s the matter south cal truth hurt,s eh well if you yank,s weren,t so dumb in the 1st place then our British comics like David walliams&matt lucas wouldn,t have2of dumb downed little britain usa4yers would they Gavin Webster is right in what he say,s the yanks are thick superficial shallow morons who have not got a sense of humour as you have just proved like&there is nowt wrong with the way a spell ok not all of us need2use spell check like you ok howay gavin webster americans suck!
butsometimesimright 3 years ago
LOL- you are hilarious, you should replace that Gayvin Webstar guy ;) I bet you hangin around the bigg market every night eh?! along with ya fella charv geordie lasses, am I right?! Now get a grip and go back to school
SouthCal90210 3 years ago
@butsometimesimright This fool does not speak for the rest of us brits. In fact can't even speak for himself.
slimps 1 year ago
southcal shut your fkn gay hole
jenblatt 3 years ago 2
@butsometimesimright: You have just shown your true colors. Why would anyone possibly be jealous, watch your spelling mistakes and grammar too, awful dude. In regards to the American accent...at least we don't sound like fags...lol- and how many movies are dubbed in Geordie accent?! LOL get a life
SouthCal90210 3 years ago
at least we aint got a shit american accent cos we wudn,t want2sound that retarded like &of course you don,t like gavin webster he is a good geordie comedian &lets face it every1knows americans aint known4having a sense of humour are they they are hypocrites though cos they have 1of the biggest porn industry in the world how hypocritical is that eh&yet they get offended by little britain usa&have2dumb it down4them cos they are too thick 2get a joke as southcal has proven he speaks sense gav like
butsometimesimright 3 years ago
southerners aint yous are just jealous of us geordies cos we live in a better &more friendly city gavin webster is hilarious as is ross noble typical southern retard who doesn,t know a good comic when she hears1 &people call the u.s 4having no sense of humour they have something in common with london there like then every1knows northern comedians are alot funnier than southern1s like&thats a fact so you stupid bastard/bitch southcal are a stereo typical idiot howay gavin webster yer mint lol
butsometimesimright 3 years ago
ha gr8 stuff. geordies rule!
tigergrowl18 3 years ago 2
I never said it was nice tho! Pardon my french, didn't mean to offend...Maybe some day in the future I onna revise my opinion and say "Newcastle rocks!" All the best- C
SouthCal90210 3 years ago
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...by the way- I have been to Newcastle Uk before- this town sucks! Bad weather, terrible food, no attractions on the beach, dirty streets incl. vomit, cheap entertainment and wanna be bars. The worst of it all is their geordie accent tho
SouthCal90210 3 years ago
and thats just london &the worse accent isn,t the geordie1like its the shit cockney arse hole1that grates on yer like&unlike london we don,t go around stabbing eachother we also have a good sense of humour unlike u southern idiots who had frank butcher as your main comic who was about as funny as a wet fart like lol&as 4bad weather like the south is a tropical island itself like it rains everywhere in the u.k idiot london is a cesspit concrete jungle at least us geordies are friendly u
butsometimesimright 3 years ago
@SouthCal90210 fuck off cunt, Newcastle has cracking bars, proper boozers selling proper beer not shit fizzy purple piss water served in a long glass with a straw, as for the beaches, obviously you have never been you thick twat...Northumberlands beaches have attractions such as Holy Island and Lindisfarne, Bamburgh Castle,Warkworth , Alnmouth, Craster and miles of unspoilt beaches...why would we want to put a fucking funfair on there in place of 1300 years of history and culture.
lifeonloop 2 weeks ago
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Did the english all get a cuppa tea whilst standing in a line for the greatest retreat ever in Dunkirk? and what a terrible accent, keep the kids away from it, will ya?!God bless America x
SouthCal90210 3 years ago
Oh that's not very nice now.
01MarchHare 3 years ago
The USA are the dumbest population in the world, not by actual majority but by ratio. Shut your ridiculously patriotic mouth you sad, over 30 nerd.
Xbulelo 3 years ago 2
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Did the english all get a cuppa tea whilst standing in a line for the greatest retreat ever in Dunkirk? and what a terrible accent, keep the kids away from it, will ya?!God bless America x
SouthCal90210 3 years ago
Hahaha Hazza Mazza Bazza.....Class!
fhmag 3 years ago 2
Haha this is class!
calsunday68 3 years ago 4