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  • You both look lot fun but can't understand you :( It would nice to have this CC works - ( I'm hard imparing - deaf people ) Thanks

  • not buggy anymore

  • damn, when did you grow a beard Yuzo?

  • I don't know about anyone else, but I really enjoy hearing you guys tear apart awful games. It's super entertaining (you're very imaginative with your criticisms).  I couldn't stop laughing when you talked about Ninja Bread Man and the Iron Man game.

  • hey yuzo i got a question ..did someone pass away...because i see your not shaving and often wear dark clothes...we do this in our family its tradition...how about u?and if so is the case then im sorry for your loss and if not im sorry again for asking...great show

  • there are 32768 spells in magicka

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  • <3

  • How come u guys didn't review or talk about killzone 3?! That's one of the best campaign's i've ever played and the funnest multiplayer. way better then cod.

  • Well, it's been over a month and still no new video game reviews. Should I just cancel my subscription and assume you are no longer doing them?

  • @jeterman23ny yes just cancel dipshit

  • i downloaded crysis demo for my ps3 but its not working my internets fine but everytime i go to it it says initializing and then says connction lost can you help me?

    aand trust me its not my internet and ive played ps3 games online before to....

  • @bobolistik PSN was attacked and taken down, don't know if it's still in order.

  • There are hot girls who know their game stuff: Kelly Carlson, Ciji 'Starslay3r', Kelly Mrs Violence Kelley, Raychul Moore (she has a sweet voice so some people stereotype her but she is definitley a gamer), Maude Garrett (Aussie) and Hex (Aussie also)

  • Yuzo, YOU can be better in Crysis 2 if you apply those abilities and gadgetry to different situations. FPS like MW2 has lots of things to learn, but its still stuck in one game mechanics. In Crysis and Crysis 2 you have several game modes. This means there are tons of options and varieties of different gameplay styles, which can be invented by player skills. Its about experimenting how the game works and practicing what you learned from the experiments.

  • @nnecron

    Off course, you still have to be able to switch between modes quickly even during heated battles. Probably there are too much options for you two to enjoy this game. But I recommend you guys to be more patient than the last time you played Crysis 1 and see what cryengine 3 is capable of in Crysis 2.

  • Yuzo, YOU can be better in Crysis 2 if you apply those abilities and gadgetry to different situations. FPS like MW2 has lots of things to learn, but its still stuck in one game mechanics. In Crysis and Crysis 2 you have several game modes. This means there are tons of options and varieties of different gameplay styles, which can be invented by player skills. Its about experimenting how the game works and practicing what you learned from the experiments.

  • I disagree with 1 point about crysis 2 that you made yuzo. You say you have to empty your entire clip into someone... if you shoot someone in the head (which is what you should be aiming for with reactive aim) you get 1 shot kills unless they have armor up... if you have the drop on someone, they likely wont do. Also, crysis is about using the powers available to you in a way which suites you to get the kills. You cant just run and gun... If you want to play like that you need to have armor up.

  • What about killzone 3?

  • Keep doing what you already do. You have to like what you talk about or else the show will automatically get worse....

    This is by far my favourite channel that I subscribe keep up the great work!

  • Oo I heard you say Two Worlds is bad, I surely hope you mean Two Worlds 1! Because agree that sucked, Two Worlds 2 though is probably the best game ive ever played though, so if you havent looked on that yet, please do! Though if you dont have around 30 hours to use on it, dont bother, cause the story gets better as you involve and the storymode in my opinion draws you in like nothing else ive ever tried. and ive tried ALOT.

  • Oo I heard you say Two Worlds is bad, I surely hope you mean Two Worlds 1! Because agree that sucked, Two Worlds 2 though is probably the best game ive ever played though, so if you havent looked on that yet, please do!:)

  • Nice preview. About Thunderbolt in Magicka, I think I figured it out. It will do 5000dmg to the tallest target on the map (8000 if its wet). Only time its you or one of your friends is if your fighting goblins or there is no enemies near. And fx if you summon a tree, the tree is taller and the Thunderbolt hits it:)

  • Hey Tobin! I can't remember for the life of me if this is the episode where you mentioned it, but the Layton movie thing LEVEL5 is working on? It's a crossover game between Professor Layton and the Ace Attorney series for the 3DS. :D

  • Please, keep telling us about the bad games, I love hearing how bad it sucks. You guys make it fun to listen too. i like hearing about a new game anyhow.

  • Magicka looks awesome, thanks for showing this to me and the community.

  • FFVII FTW!

  • Personally, I find the short "stay away"-reviews very helpful :)

  • I also find it incredibly annoying when they relentlessly throw dimwit "hotties" in your face. I don't give a shit. The video game will be good or bad regardless.

  • You guys, especially Tobin, need to check out Hyperdimension Neptunia. There's a first ten minutes game play vid on youtube.

  • "China, virginity Go" lol

  • Short thumbs down reviews make great sense. Do those because sometimes I am considering buying a game and I always end up searching your episodes to see if the game is worth buying or not.

  • Make sure you review Killzone 3 (:

  • @xBustiNxJustiNx Killzone 3 is awesome!

  • 15 280 views and only 793 thumbs up. Come on people thumbs up for noobtoob.

  • Hey Yakuza 4 demo is now live for everyone now!!! Dont neeed to be a plus memberrr =)

  • @tazmaniandiabloo yeah but only battle but battle is important because all characters should be awesome as kiryu!

  • It is so helpful guys !!!!

  • PFFFT LIGHTWEIGHTSSSSSSS :P hahaha

  • oh yeah, "we'll totally review Little Big Planet 2 when it comes out."

  • plaaaaay stackiiiiiiing

  • and yuzo if you cant kill some1 fast enough it means your not doing it right. I understand it might not be "realistic enough" but is cod? its probably the most un-realistic shooter that is based on real combat...

  • another proof that yuzo has been hypntozied my mw2... i mean cmon even if cod had killstreaks and perks first doesnt mean that other developers arent allowed to use them in their own ways.Lets be honest here, mw2 wasnt and still isnt a game that you go "wow this is awesome" and im kinda glad that other developers are atleast trying to make a game that is enjoyable unlike cod developers who doesnt give a shit about the gameplay are currently only after the green paper if you know what i mean...

  • I always give drooling hobos thumbs up!

  • Where is the next episode?

  • @thegamer570 Ep 224 is live right now, go enjoy it!

  • @PSNXxBarretxX I know it is, but we still get the same things they do even if it takes sometime. Focusing on what you said, I do remember them getting discounts and demos, games, themes, etc... Thanks for correcting me. : )

  • DRAGON AGE 2 - THE GREATEST GAME OF ALL TIME!

  • I was bored today so I give the bulletstorm demo another go. well after about the third run through, I started have fun, in a evil-ish sorta of way. I'll go rent it, just to see if it's actually fun or not.

  • You should definately include the games that suck in the show. IT SAVES US MONEY!!! :D

  • what happened to those mini skits you did for a little while?

  • @asdfbim I read that as mini skirts, and didn't even flinch.

    That's how well I've come to know Tobin and Yuzo. xD

  • @asdfbim they had said in a previous episode that it is takes alot of time to shoot and edit those so that's why they are so sparse now......besides would you rather have 30 sec. funny skit or a full episode of great reviews

  • No offense Yuzo, but your opinion on the Crysis 2 demo is pretty retarded. you said "If I get the drop on somebody, I want to be able to kill them. I would say the opposite is desirable for most multiplayer gamers, who would rather rely on a balance in which skill is more involved than luck. I don't want to depend on spawning behind enemies to get kills, if somebody shot me from behind, I'd use maximum armor, then turn around and waste them, so Yuzo it's down to skill, and understanding the game

  • I don't mind it when you guys give a short review for a shitty game, because it's usually funny. Oh, and I'm not buying the whole "LOL LOOK AT ME I'M A HOT GIRL PLAYING GAEMZ" either. Most of the time, they try to use their looks as a selling point and don't give good reviews at all. I'm not close minded about the idea of a girl reviewing games, but I've yet to see it done right.

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  • lightweights :P

  • Tobin, Crysis is a game that rewards you for experimenting the power and finding your play style (assuming you can switch between powers during heat of battle). In other words, the fun comes from how cool you fight. Sort of like Devil May Cry in terms of that. This aspect shines especially during the single player, but not so much during multiplayer. My guess is that multiplayer of Crysis 2 did not implemented that concept well because the multiplayer of the previews game was not so good.

  • ... i tolyy want a belgian beer now :D

  • Stay with the shit game reviews, the masses are too stupid to know the difference between a good game and a bad game. Plus its fucking hilarious when you crap on pointless games.

  • @kryss12345671 Yeah, but there's a reason why MW2 dominated all the other FPS' when it came out. Yuzo has mentioned several times that he's mostly about the mechanics, and if he doesn't feel the mechanics of another FPS game are as good, obviously he's going to prefer MW2. Crysis games have always had the flawed armor changing mechanic, as far as I'm aware; and Yuzo and Tobin both brought this issue up about a previous Crysis game, released before MW2. It's not a fan-boy thing, Crysis is flawed.

  • @AveryVarice Good analysis, though to be fair I love the FPS mechanics of LFD and TF2. I think only a few companies have got the hit detection algorithms and network lag issues down to the point where you can have the kind of "instant kill" mechanics that you get in MW or any Valve FPS.

  • PlayStationPlus for YAKUZA 4 DEMO, or wait a couple more weeks for the same demo... Hmmm??? You choose YoW!!!!

  • for some reason your vids stopped appearing in my sub box, i thought you'd stopped making videos! so glad you haven't though XD

  • Really want to get into the Yakuza series... what's a good one to start with?

  • @Jeremymia All of them, BEAUTIFUL from begining to end (to me) Of course the latest is the best therefore 3, but the story is really good and it might encourage you to play the first two just for the story, so start from Yakuza 1. : )

  • @Jeremymia If you get Yakuza 3, it's got about an hour of videos in it to explain the past story so you won't be lost!

  • @tobin00 oh my fuck ! i havnt bought Yakuza 3 ... guess im buying it this weekend :)

  • @tobin00 at 11:54 i see yuzo drinkin beer in a weird way :L, its like he dont want it but not really

  • @tobin00 i got ultimate edition for origins so havent done origins yet but im not getting 2 till im done with ulitmate editoin on dao

  • @Jeremymia I almost guarantee that the story isn't going to matter whatsoever to you, so if you have a PS3 just get Yakuza 3. you'll find it reasonably easy to get into.

  • I keep forgetting about the new episodes damn it, I never see them anymore because they're pushed all the way to the bottom because of the new subscription boxes.

  • MONTREAL!

    That's where I live, Tobin!

    You're just coming down for fun? I'm excited to hear your "review" about MTL xD

  • @heavenlyplaya obviously for work

  • You guys see the reveal trailer for Dead Island? Looks sweet.

  • Lol Hey you've been playing too much "Alan Wake" Yuzo :) once you shave i'll know you found your wife haha

  • havent watched noobtube in ages, was like 'whos that homeless guy sat with tobin' haha wtf.

  • holy crap! i found this show again i watched this show on youtube a while back and couldn't remember the name of the show i finally found you and defiantly subbing. good show and cool beard didn't have that before lol

  • Ha I seriously just started cleaning my room while I was watching this lol

    Drooling hobos make me laugh

  • HOLY SHIT have yo guys seen the dead island trailer?

    EPIC

  • that green glass is so freakin' annoying... :D

  • I just noticed Yakuza 4 is coming out in a month... WITH all the girl stuff they cut out in Yakuza 3. YAAAY!

  • Hard Corps Uprising is actually a Contra game. Apparently the main character in this was the main villian in one of the Contra games.

  • Review OnLive!!!

  • Tobin and Yuzo, I do enjoy you guys talking shit about bad games, so do entertain us :)

  • 8:30 to 9:00 compare to Ninja Gaiden ........

  • Big lebowski reference! 5:18 *click

  • you guys are the boooooomb.

  • HOMO BITCHES :D

  • Killzone 3 demo :D

  • I like it when you guys get drunk :p makes things even more interesting than they already are

  • whenever Toban starts a sentence with the words "here's the thing..." you know its gonna be good! and highly explicit

  • awesome episode guys......YOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!

  • Tobin's "Here's the thing..." always means impending funny.

    Yes, to the quick "Don't play this game." reviews.

  • @36016 Agreed!!!

  • LONGTIME WATCHER.... HAD A QUESTION.... WHAT DO YOU GUYS THINK OF POSTAL 2? I JUST STUMBLED ONTO IT AND FINALLY GOTTEN THE CHANCE TO PLAY... YOW!

  • @InspireTheDire DO YOU THINK THAT IF YOU TYPE IN ALL CAPITALS YOUZO IS MORE LIKELY TO READ IT? dumb mother fucker

  • @MatthewDaMan1 Do you think that maybe if you spelled Youzo Yuzo I would notice? fucking dumb mother , YOW!

  • @MatthewDaMan1 i made a typo holy shit totally worth a comback

  • crysis has never been fun, its beautiful, but not fun..

  • Wish I had a warning about venetica a couple of weeks ago, it would have saved me dying a little inside. Great show as usual

  • redbe is full of viruses you better have great anti virus program like bittdefender

  • PLAY Ys!!!

    theres three

    Ys SEVEN

    Ys the oath in felghana

    Ys I & II Chronicles

    i recommend u play seven first since its the latest one the other two are remakes

    if u like zelda and secret of mana youll like Ys!!! :)

  • Great show guys! I have a Q. off topic. I know you guys loved Dead Space. Have you seen Dead Space on the iPad yet? ...and if so.. hows it look and play. oh and it'd about $10 bucks.

    GG

  • Should I tell them now?

    The Steelers lost... Yow!

  • The best parts are when you rage for ages at some god-awful game

  • Tobin's shirt <333

    Great episode, guys

  • shove in your controller when playing magicka, it does NOT work at all.

    you move the stick around to select spells. its just too slow and your selecting the wrong spells all the time.

    Must play with keyboard,

  • @Jepperto This should be thumped up so people doesn't waste money on shit. (When I say it's shit, I mean on consoles, not on PC.)

  • The short reviews you guys do of really bad games are helpful. I take stock in your opinions and if you say a game is that bad and all you want to do is say that really quick thats fine. It leaves more time for you to talk about good games.

  • and then it was the 200th anniversary of you guys entertaining me, i hope to see at least 200 more guys.

  • Keep your eyes out for a game called Asura's Wrath because it looks sweeeeeeeeeet!

  • Killzone 3 beta

    Stacking

  • Yuzow your a whiney bitch, I didnt like crysis 2 either but geez, when you were talking about crysis 2 you can see tobins face saying " the game ain't that bad you whiney bitch" I agree with you tobin, Yuzow is a whiney bitch : )

  • I'm so hard agreeing with you guys. SEPARATE "good looking brainless girls" and games. There's no need to combine them. However. Marketing wise, they do add a contribution to the sales... Looks like the majority of gamers are still virgins that rarely see a " good looking girl" and are to lazy to use the internet.

  • Like the short Warning/Review. Please let us know when you play a game you hated. :-)

  • 8^5 = 32,768

  • Are you going to ever review Halo Reach?

    trollololololololololo

  • I like the 2 min, "don't buy this shit" section. Also, i too have been known to resemble drooling hobo when i am drunk.

  • Have you seen the latest video called "Dragon Age 2 Live Demo Chat" Tobin? The lead designer in this video shows and tells about these cool features and changes in Dragon Age 2 so you better check it out if you haven't. Also, do you think the button mashing thing is damaging the game-play in the demo you played?

  • You guys should try a Tim Schafer game that just came out on XBLA called 'Stacking'.

    Not only is it awesome, it's nothing like Costume Quest.

    Yow it up.

  • Have you guys heard of Little Big Adventure? It's an isometric adventure game that was developed by the guys who made the old Alone in the Dark games (I think).

    It's pretty nostalgic as I grew up playing it (along with Monkey Island and Dungeon Keeper... and stuff...)

  • Venetica is fun on the PC (not the best, but not that terrible) - only the console versions suck thaat hard......I'm sad you didn't meantion

  • can't wait for DA2 - supposed to be an all-platform demo on 2/22

  • You must take into notion that Dragon Quest 6 was never released outside of japan thus it isn't really a remake for us european/american gamers imo. Also the ds games of Dragon Quest 4 and 5 are really good and also inovated compared to the old games. Awesome video again guys, keep up the good work :) yow!

  • ''drop ten bucks on a game, and if you got some problems you ''AAH!'' Tobin you're awesome xD

  • Lol, Yuzo sounded like a monkey at the end.

  • @DigitalxPiracy A dancing monkey!

  • Tobin u gotta play Killzone 3 multiplayer!

    To tell u the truth this is the first multiplayer shooter i've ever played,it's goddamn amazing,i got hooked,u especially have to try the Operations mode.

    Oh and the single player Demo is Epic with lot of Variety!

  • Actually, I always find it funny when you have a short two-minute "This game is nothing short of terrible" reviews. Besides, a full review of a terrible game isn't going to make us going to want to play it any more anyways.

    Also, I would highly recommend you try to get a copy of Golden Sun: Dark Dawn for DS. It's the best RPG to come out on the DS in quite some time. It's actually a log more interesting than Dragon Quest has ever been. Please, please give that a shot sometime.

  • Hey guys you should most definitely try out World of Tanks. It's on beta now and it's free AND it's super addictive. Their homepage says that it's going to be a MMO-with tanks. I don't know about that but I freaking love it!

    Try it out and let us know what you think! Cheers!

  • tobin what are you doing in Montreal?

  • 8 exponent 5 :O  32768 combintations!

  • @SgtWafflesProduction Yeah I did the math too, but not every combination makes a spell... So it would take a LOT of work to figure out how many there actually are... haha :(

  • i skip one or two episodes and the pimp cups dissappear...im sad now

  • @TheCrimson7272 skip episodes and bad things happen!

  • Get Deadly premonition guys its bloody great ;D

  • Roflroflrorlrorlroflorflorlfor­lrlrorlrodlrrdrdp

  • Deadly premonition is a phenomenon! Love it or hate it, i can't wait for a review. :)

  • I dont think they reviewed Crysis 2 demo fairly, its a demo, i think you guys might like it more when the actual game comes out. Will you review the actual game?

  • there will be no better contra then Contra:Hard Corps ,unless they remake that or some shit,, i HIGHLY DOUBT Uprising will have 12 different attacks you can potentially get & contra shattered soldier fukin blows

    , NEO CONTRA was O.K. based on those i see no good future for contra,

    unless konomi learns from their mistakes,, PS. CONTRA ISNT CONTRA UNLESS YOU DIE IN 1 HIT thats my opinion

  • Ey tobin, I personally love go. It is difficult to begin with, but I have a good site who learns you the beginning and some strategy (just google interactive way to go). Take a look and tell me what you think. And if you ever need an opponent, I am always up for a game of go.

  • morgan webb hells yeh! lmao *Phew

  • 27:45 Then we will fap in the shade!

  • Yuzo please never shave. I don't think I can go back to seeing you without the beast scruff!

  • In Magicka, they never forget to herp when they derp.

  • league of legends! One of the wonders of pc gaming.

  • i can haz leauge of legends review?

  • noobtoob is mah homeboy

  • Honestly I think I like these shorter vids like this better its nice. Great video as usual thanks

  • i like the short shotty reviews.........cant wait untill the new elderscrolls

  • You guys gonna play deblob 2?

  • Loved the ending. You guys need to drink more Belgium beers haha.

  • Lols

  • epic beard!

  • How about you guys try Legend of Dragoon for the PS1? Shitty early 2000's dialogue but awesome story and interesting inventive battle sequences

    TRY IT GUYS!!

  • Tobin, after seeing your comment to someone else on last week's vid about various scifi books, I've since bought an Amazon Kindle and loaded them up with all your suggestions. Thanks! :D

  • @Vanit1 Kick ass! Let me know how you like them.

  • @tobin00 Can I get a link to that post? I'm actually in a Scifi and Fantasy English class. I'm always looking for new material now. :D

  • @tobin00 Yuzo is a cod fanboy! What the heck he doesn't like any games that aren't cod.... oh yeah, and black ops sucks.... I agree with the biggest dissappoint of the year from the NTA

  • @tobin00 by any games I meant multiplayer shooters.

  • @Vanit1 Yeah, paper's sooo last century.

  • @Vanit1 please list books......looking for something new

  • @ManicMTG "Neuromancer, Snow Crash, Cryptonomicon, Vurt, Rainbow's End, Ender's Game, Dune, A Fire Upon the Deep" were what Tobin suggested. Check out 4chanlit.wikia.com/wiki/Scienc­e_Fiction for their authors and many others. :)

  • forgot to mention yesterday:AWESOME show as always(i even liked the minecraft episode)

    keep doing what you guys do.

    greetings from holland

  • keep talking about which games are shitty, even if it isn't helpful it will be funny. Also i know what you mean about guys and hot chicks who try but fail to be gamers, i dont really get it either

  • Thumbs up for reviewing the BAD games!! (definitely helpful) and drunks!!

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  • Question: persona 5 is in the making and since you guys played both persona 3 and 4, how do you think they could make persona 5 better than it's predeccessors? A