Robbin williams Scottish skit

[thepermman]

most Scottish people probably have come up with the same conclusions on how golf was invented

[VangeistXIII]

Somebody's obviously been to Maryhill.

[digitalwarfares]

Racism? LOL. Since when were the Scottish a race? Do you think they fill out "Scottish" when it comes to their ethnicity on a form? F**k no. They're caucasian - That's a race. White European. Whichever. Taking the micky out of a Scottish sport, while doing it in a Scottish voice, is pure class. It's not racism.

[DrBlueDot]

LOL Hilarious! And i don't get why people moan about racism.

for 1: Racism is irrelevant and 2, That was a damn good accent for an american.

[VideoGamerDude1]

LOL Robin Williams is absolutely hilarious!

[1231michael]

im scotish and this is not racist to me

[holliemollieinperil]

It's not right though.He's not swearing enough,swears are like fucking commas to us.

[elhazo19]

im scottish this is true :L

[rmw020]

Awesome. 

[Davief1980]

See weirdos complaining it's racist!! It's not it's just funny!!

[Davief1980]

From Scotland he is spot on!! That is the way we think!!

[Woozie52]

not funny at all



[calbo555]

@Woozie52 because your a mongo

[eurodancer987]

YAS Scotland FTW

[guny12]

oh man, 10 people don't have a sense of humor

[lindyblu99]

He sounds more like Billy Connelly, been listening to him too much!!! lol

[Iron4664]

Sounds Irish.

[KentnLeah4ever]

Fookin brilliant!!

[H1TM4NCF]

Haha hes brilliant :) and i am scottish and this was brilliant:D

[Alchohollica]

i can see what he means that u cant undersdtand anyone from here lol, i couldn't imagine a yank tryin to talk to someone from Glasgow.

[Perunanaxu]

haha im from finland and i just love scottish accent! sure i have no idea what they say, but damn does it sound good

[Kukkii1337]

@Perunanaxu And I love you Finland man :3 or woman..ohoho I still love you

[MrStewietheking]

Ah, golf, usin my stick to try and put my balls into holes.

Reminds me of band camp.

[kalvaza]

So many Scots here - I probably know some of you bastards.

[tkdone]

brilliant robin williams at his best. 18 fuckin times all the way from edinburgh

[AkanesVoice]

< Scottish and laughed lol

[UlsterLoyal72]

fuckin pished masel laughin at this. 

[heyaevery1x]

The Scottish are crazy..

I am partly Scottish & I find this funny as hell!

[IIIIsmithyIII]

i feel like assassinating him

but he``s funny

[SvenTviking]

Look up "Rab C. Nesbit".

[stevenjsmith1903]

i'm scottish and everything he says is so true

[marlenaoab]

His performances frequently involve impromptu humor designed and delivered in rapid-fire succession while on stage

[SteelieremiX]

he doesn't sound scottish 1 bit..

[jamiedickson]

Tell ye whit, ye canny be a Scotsman wae oot a fuckin sense ae humour. If ye canny laugh at yirsell, who the fuck cin ye laugh at. Robin Williams knows us aw tae well.

[neroangelo8]

@jamiedickson Aye, we dont play th' racist card huir uv a aft an' Williams loves us an' has bin tae puckle heelain games.

[Tonzinator1]

Being scottish i was expectin 2 be insulted but tbh its actually kinda funny, coz none of us speak like tht .

[sarahRA86]

if you like this you may also like Michael McIntyre's 'birth of the kilt' skit!

[Darthrymo]

His Scottish accents pish!

[MrKGB093]

Lol I sound like this when I'm drunk.

[VAPX007]

I think a lot of people right round the world sound a bit like this when they are drunk!

LOL so hard my eyes are still watering.

[LordFerret920]

I'm from the deep south of the US and have a VERY southern accent.  Some people can't understand me.

And I find this hilarious.

[MichaelMorbius4ever]

Fughck noooooooo! lol RW is awesome

[DRIFTERfx]

RACIST!!!1 SCOTTISH PEOPLE DONT TALK LIKE THAT WE SPEAK PROPERLY LIKE ANYONE ELSE! AND GOLF IS A GREAT SPORT

[LuckyPsion]

@DRIFTERfx

DURR HURR I CAN TYPE IN ALL CAPS TOO! 8D

(WHAT ARE YOU, ROMAN? ALL CAPS SOUNDS LIKE SOMEONE IS SHOUTING IN YOUR HEAD; NOT VERY PLEASANT.)

[invaderpink]

@LuckyPsion what are you roman LOL

[ben26792]

@DRIFTERfx golf is not a great sport its boring as hell its like watching paint dry

[ShawnPHunter]

@DRIFTERfx lol be fair, naw we don't, he's no far aff it....

[BobJ93]

@DRIFTERfx man im Scottish and i find this funny, jesus it's not as if he's being racist towards Scottish people, learn to take a joke!

[ElizabethGS]

@DRIFTERfx this is just plain silly. NOTHING remotely racist about this skit. I'M Scots too, and Billy Connolly does the same-style 'riffs' with an even broader 'Glesga' accent. He hails from the heart of Glasgow, not far from the Gorbals. What Robin is doing here is 'flight of fancy' imagining what it 'might have been like' had a drunk Scotsman invented Golf. It's a JOKE, and very well done. Are you completely devoid of humour? Then why watch him or a video called 'Scottish Skit' at all?

[BobJ93]

@DRIFTERfx look mate am Scottish, it's no racist..its funny...and golf is pish....sorry :L

[GRAFFDEMON]

@DRIFTERfx If you were Scottish you'd learn to take the piss.

[weezer316]

@DRIFTERfx Shut up ya fucking eejit! This is bang on, we scots with a dram are fukcing nuts. best place for us is a wee rock in the north atlantic

[randomist92]

we dont have gophers in scotland ... just saying

[dude75able]

I foond thees to be bloody hilarious!!!!

[fuckedupdj]

SCOTLAND ONE GREAT COUNTRY ..............MANY MANY CULTURES (ESPECIALLY WHEN PISSED)IM FROM DUNDEE(SCOTLAND) VERY VERY GOOD DESCRIPTION OF THE SCOTS COULDNT DO IT BETTER MYSELF LOL

[MrDJWido]

lmfao

[EyeOnTheTV]

So according to Robin, the Scottish invented golf to troll everyone.

[Paladinofshadows]

how to know if you have an accent? walk into a room with a tv and ask if that's Stallone. I they tell you no it just started you have the accent

[MobiusBandwidth]

feckin hilarious! XD

[laggie24]

Ahhhh ... I just watched this 6 times in a row ... it 's %!+" -ing goffy good!!!

..." they can wear a skirt and not dance" ... " %!+" -up stick " ... haaaaaa... hillarious

Love this English ... Shakespeare would have died hearing him...haaaa

Tks. alot for uploading this gem ... I had great laugh ... from Budapest

[Nick22pr]

your fucking joking! this is bloody brilliant lol.

[LoriCiani]

As a Scottish person I can say, hand on heart, I found that funny.

[GreySkies15]

It's the same wi ma Dad. I was raised by him but sometimes I still cannae understand a fucking word he's sayin'.

[missdebrafox]

It's the greatest compliment a comedian can give if they are picking on you. It means you got a character worth mentioning... and this goes for groups and countries as well. I think this is FUNNY.

[bigsneakywolf]

i am from scotland and i thought that was fucking brilliant : )

[ThePYRO93]

i thought robin williams was ace but now hes a prick slaggin us Scots

[kingofcelts1]

Stupid ugly wanker

(and what the hell is he wearing? LOL)

[ophone77]

Man, going drinking with a Scot seems to be like smoking pot with an Aussie!!!

[JoeSlayer]

This is fucking awesome.

[santamara]

Great post!

LMFAO! Truth is always funny!!

[stoofighter]

haha fae bein scottish i fuckin loved this shit. his accent was pretty decent, quite impressed.;

[4shomane]

we do this one time? FUCK NO 18 fuckin times xD

[brimhall7]

When he puts it like that.... Golf is one twisted game. " a flag... to give ye hope"

[TheNicholas0202]

Racist but Hilarious!

[LuckyPsion]

@TheNicholas0202

How's it "Racist?"

[cfcfa]

@LuckyPsion im scottish and i find this absolutely hilarious

[fenix182]

@TheNicholas0202

I'm Scottish and I don't find this racist. He's not trying to offend us. He's just making a funny observation.

Some people need to get a sense of humour.

That's British humour. We all make fun of each other and ourselves! Especially the Scottish. Other nations can't do that.

[PunkRotter69]

Oh aye...ken likes,he's a pure skudbook..nanoo nanoo yer a fanny.

[meangene408]

I'm goin' oot in Glesga the night and i'm hoping i at least bump in tae some auld guy at the bar talkin' shite like this, nuthin' better. Unless it's on the bus.

[doghunter59]

ooo like pool? "FUCK OFF POOL!!!!!"

[Happy0]

lawl @ the amount of water bottles :| xD

[Orlor]

@Happy0 If you watch the entire show, you get to find out what all the bottles are for.

[Scotsguy53]

Excellent,from a Scottish (Glaswegian) who still can`t be understood over here in the USA sober or drunk.

[hutty91]

he sounds irish most of the time. As do most americans trying for a scottish accent. Been hanging out with Billy Connely much? (every feckin year). But thats just my opinion.

[BobbyJenkins]

Hahaha from a Scottish gal I have to say, everything he says is 100% fuckin true!

[highland0wolf]

im scottish, a find this funny as fuck though ive never heard anyone talk like this nornal or drunk but its still fuckin funny.

[joblobs]

ahcannabeeleevyabastertsurnaem­airfukkinintaehizbozlikethewee­eejitizfairrippinthapishinnatn­o!!

Superb!

[3frogbrothers]

And you do this one time?

Fuck no! 18 fuckin' times!

[bailesie]

I own the Live on Broadway DVD, and have seen it an unspeakable amount of times, and I STILL laugh every time I watch it :)

[GreggoryPectin]

i own broadway

[mpss1987]

One of the funniest things I have ever heard and so well done. He is brilliant. I think he is one of my wee pals from Renfrew, the Royal Burgh! Give us another one, Robin!

[JimBillBumblefuck]

Scot here... I agree, there's nothing funnier than an old scottish man who's reekin'

[meeko05]

Lol, absolute brilliant. I'm scottish myself and i still dont fully understand what the hell some other scots say. some places are worse than others.

[lbocvarov89]

Ba dum tschh :D

[kev1888s]

funny as fuck ... im scottish and i actually know people who sound like this.. unfortunetaly they are members of my family :(

[Uinb]

I met Robbin Williams at the Lonach games in Scotland, he was staying with Billy Connelly.

Makes it funnier.

[strangebump]

lol

[TubeFreakJonas]

Less alcohol use = better use of consonants = I can now understand your English.

[cameronforbes4]

Brilliant,

being a scot myself i thought that was fucking hilarious!

[Shadowheart212]

Thank god you have a sense of humor. I know hundreds of American's who get upset about being made fun of.

[30mate]

I LOVE SCOTLAND! xD

and i love Scotish people

bless ya all =D

[ceadachrua]

@cameronforbes4 Oh yes.If you know anything about Scots, it's that they are the first to poke fun of themselves!

[KatieEhm]

omg am fae scottland :@

[themanbearpig]

at least spell it right

[arisuta2]

Great job, very good accent and sums up the waste of time that is golf perfectly. Come on over to St. Andrews and spend all your money in our beautiful country hitting a stupid wee ball a hundred times and then get drunk......It's great, (for our economy. LOL)

[jv0507]

Jajajaja!!! LOL. I have to go to Scotland sometime

[silentsoliloquy82]

*too even

[hyphymax322]

"i put shit in the way" hahaha

[monky999]

Hey! Ya wanna see something funny?

I mean REALLY A PANIC!!! LOL, FALL DOWN funny?

In youtube, search for:

sara palin jokes - best one

it's a screeeemmmm! LOL still!

[Phenomenom666]

to give you a fuking hope !! xDD omfg ahahahhahahahhaha

[stargazntreki]

It's because a lot of us here in the southern us are actually of Scottish decent..........ROFL its true!!! My grandma's maiden name was McCollum~!

[555Derilict666]

It's true what he says about us scots

1 We're hard to understand,

2 Have a shit game called golf

3 Love to drink everybody under the fuckin' table

4 And wear traditional kilts.

But he missed out that were fuckin' party animals and love to have a drink with anybody that's up for a good time.

All we ask is, THAT PEOPLE LEARN THE FUCKIN' ACCENT!

It's no too much tae ask is it.

[brother1ray]

It's not at all bad as an impersonation! He gets west coast,(glasgow) speach rhythms bang on, if not the exact pronunciation. I can imagine him listening from a distance and listening to the rise and falls of Weggies speach and getting it quite accurately. Well done! Most Americans wouldn't know where to begin!

[silentsoliloquy82]

All if the Glagow Scots I have heard speak with an accent more thick than that. XD But, I don't think it's a bad impersonation, either. You can spot a Glagow Scot a mile away. As an American, that particular dialect is very difficult to mimic.

[bryan4208]

Do ye no ken pleen Eeenglesh whin ye ear it, mon?

[silentsoliloquy82]

I ken ye..

[silentsoliloquy82]

It is nae to much tae ask. :) But, it can be very difficult!

[9VICIOUS9]

we have the same problem with people from parts of the US

[LuckyPsion]

Amen to that, Even we don't understand ANYTHING that some people say, dialect-wise. Like Louisiana, for example (I mean THICK Louisiana accent,nothing like it)

[Lupis5601]

@LuckyPsion Can't help but agree. I'm from Louisiana sometimes when my grandfather says things to me, all I can do is look to my mom with a confused look on my face.

[ThePYRO93]

@9VICIOUS9 i thought robin williams was ace but now hes a prick slaggin us Scots

[GLUMFACEIDIOT]

@ThePYRO93 problem 1: doublepost. you newfag.

2: if you dont like what you see on the internet, the part that dont offend you is the button in the top right corner... the red one with the white X.

its the internet. get used to it.

[GhostRaziel13]

anybody know what stand up show this was? maybe the year?

[naxes4]

robin williams on broadway

think it is 2005

[CanadianTrekkieMatty]

2002 to be accurate

[emilierose13]

this is so true! my neighbor came from scotland and when he drinks you really cant understand him!

[dorkf1sh]

Working for HP in CA, I spent 1 hour a day, 5 days a week, for 3 years, on conference calls with, among others. our engineering team in Scotland. Joey was the lead Scottish engineer. I always had to wait for the minutes because, even after 3 years, I never could understand what the fuck Joey was saying.

[munchiano]

that's genius! XD

lmao.. you really gotta be listening carefully to what they say.. once i heared "if we can" as "Africans"! XD

[LizzieHanyou]

:) I know some scottish people I talk to on vent... I have to listen REALLY carefully to understand them

[sarahewright9]

CROQUET IS GAY.

i'm mostly scottish in ancestry and i learned that golf was first played with the severed heads of enemy soldiers. brutal.

[siouxzanne84]

WRONG!

[animelovercilla]

do you mean wrong as in thats not historically correct or thats just messed up kinda wrong?

[steph1612]

once? fuck nooo. eighteen fuckin timesss!

lmao!

[strongtiger82]

FUCK!!! That's wha we'll call it...A "STROKE", cuz' every time ya miss, ya feel like yer gonna fuckin' DIE.

XD

[rab1688]

awesome .I'm Scottish - laughed my head off -brill. Superstar.We love rippin the pish out of each other, if you havent a sense of humour-f off.

[emmeenchanted]

pish.. lol Love it!!

[moonfamily4]

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD LMAO! I'll show you damn f*ckin bastard!

[smckerlie]

Right am scottish and I have to be honest robin's right ! I fucking hate golf lol

ROBIN THE BEST COMEDIAN IN THE WORLD !

[CtrlAltDaLEET]

LOL FUCKED UP STICK

[VintageHockeyLeague]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH FUCKIN' H-I-L-A-R-I-O-U-S !!

"With a little flag to give you Fuckin' Hope..." HAHAHAHA PRICELESS

[MaggotSoldier666]

and you do this once? NO U DO IT 18 FUCKIN TIMES!!

[skariadrummer]

bwahahahahahaha

[TOMrJack]

To be honest, you're both right :)

1stly scotland started playing "cof" (1457)

2nd holland started playing "goof"

finally everyday started playing "GOLF"

[dalomas2008]

Golf isn't Scottish; it's Chinese! the name 'golf' isn't Scottish, it's Dutch.

[Chris1888]

actually dalomas2008

golf is scottish

[Nexus5001]

oh like pool?FUCK OFF POOL NOT WITH A STRAIGHT STICK WITH A LITTLE FUCKED UP STICK! LMAO LONG LIVE THE ROBIN!

[6va6mp6]

I wack a ball and it goes in a Gopher hole

[lilimeicecream]

A fuckin gopher hole!

[miyuve]

He is the best,I would lmao even if he was messing with me