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  • It's the psychopaths, sociopaths, narcissists and sadists that run the world, not autistics.

  • 9 people hate trains...!

  • 3 trash bags, a piece of gum, a sneakers wrapper, a man and a glove ;P

  • Not very cool to mock autistic people....they just might be running this world one day

  • @HopeFerpeace I am autistic and I find these videos very amusing. Not all autistics are like that.

    Have a nice day

  • @Cruzifer07 I'm glad these parody's don't bother you....I just wish they didn't bother my son that is aspergers :/ Even though he may come across as uncaring sometimes, he is very sensitive.

  • @Cruzifer07 It's not making fun of autistic people, it's making fun of news stations going out of their way to be all-inclusive.

  • @HopeFerpeace seems like they are already running America.

  • @HopeFerpeace And cows are going to become a super race and enslave humanity bro.

  • Conductors don't operate the locomotive or cab car. The engineer is the person that operates the train. The autistic reporter should of knew that and corrected the blond reporter for such a blatant mistake.

  • "stainless steel car" lol. I found it disturbing though when the reporter was being rude and ignoring the fact that the man died.

  • I'm glad the train is fine.

  • @jamesandrewjohnson LISTEN YOU COMMIE!! THE REPUBLICAN PARTY IS CHANGING LIKE YOU WOULDNT BELIEVE!! AND YOUR SCARED!! GET WITH THE LIBTARDS OR GET WITH US!!

  • I've seen that guy's face before. He does a good impression of an Aspie. My fave part is when he names the things that were run over and the man is next-to-last.

  • I'm pretty sure that was filmed in CT not CA

  • This is not right. That poor guy should be known. Not a damn train...

  • he's an actor...john cariani google him!

  • its fake sooo... calm down people

  • Welcome to the Internet generation, where people can't fucking read and blow things out of proportion... lmao

  • THIS IS A REAL NEWS OUTLET NOT A SATIRICAL ONE DON'T FEED THE TROLLS THEY'RE JUST MOCKING THE NETWORK'S AUTISTIC NEWS REPORTER ONN DELIVERS SOME OF THE MOST UNBIASED NEWS FROM AROUND THE COUNTRY I HAVE AUTISM.

  • Yeah but what about the guy who died? Did he jump in front on purpose? This is the worst reporting I have seen in a long time. My God the guy is dead for crist sakes...

  • The Onion News Network is a fake news network that specializes in satire and comedy reports. This was an event that didn't happen, but was made up by the Onion. Just so you know.

  • I love ONN but this is offensive and in very bad taste. Would they make a joke of a reporter in a wheelchair?

  • @lcowles Yes they would. It's the Onion, of course they would.

  • It's fake news people, get with the program!

  • I love the fact that people need to be explained the concepts of "satire" and "parody". HUmankind is getting dumber and dumber each passing day. It's just sad.

  • @DobermansRock, I hope you're joking because this is a joke.

  • @BeowulfVids A man dying is not a joke asshole.

  • WOHWOHWOHWOWWOHWOH. I TALKED TO THE CONDUCTOR (SILENCE)

  • This is brilliant!

  • He's so interesting, I wish he was a real reporter. The news would be awesome.

  • I LOVE that so many people think that this is a serious news report! Seriously LMAO!

  • I have Autism.

    I found this video on YouTube.

    Why is a news network gathering facts about trains?

    They should have gone on a day where someone did not die, they would have been able to gather more train facts.

  • @112245245 This is a fake news show. ^_^ It's a parody on the ridiculousness of real news networks.

  • @112245245 LOL you're awesome

  • @112245245 The Onion News Network is a SPOOF news network.... check out their channel

  • NO, it was a lucky day for the train. <3 train

  • "...a snickers wrapper, a man, and a glove." I love how he added "a man" like it was just another object.

  • I have Aspergers. I love this

  • I don't really find this offensive - I got the feeling that I was laughing "with" this rather than "at" this.

  • @BabyGown, the prison interview was a good no eye contact w/ jumpin up saying "I want to...."

  • I've almost driven myself insane wondering if i might actually be autistic at least or completely insane at most because I have several of the proper symptoms. Then I thought, well, that's not likely, because if I was crazy or autistic, then someone would tell me. Then I thought, Wait, would they? I would never tell a crazy or autistic person they were crazy or autistic. And being able to say "I may be crazy" doesn't necessarily mean that I have the right state of mind to qualify as sane.

  • hahah HE SAW TO RED CARS=good day

  • almost perfect.

    autistic people make less eye contact and are probably not likely to interview people at all haha

    but still hilarious!

  • the top comment is an explanation? i want to drive the train.

  • I'm offended, but amused.

  • ?????????????

  • This guy is SO goddamn funny. His delivery is perfect.

  • This is off of IFC, same network that airs WKUK...its all a joke people...

  • Man that sounded like a bad accident. How could they report like this when the family might see? Fuck Orlando News network or whoever they are. I am astonished more thought has been put on the train than that poor mans life. I guess Obama really is in the white house.

  • @DobermansRock That is an amazing insight

  • @snakewaffles nice :)

  • @DobermansRock Pretty sure it's a fucking joke

  • @DobermansRock hahahaha is this a troll?

  • @DobermansRock You're not trolling anyone ;D

  • @Bradatimrkonja I am not trolling whatever that is. I did go fishing with my Uncle Jake once but we only used the moter once to get into a tight spot. It was fun because he didnt put it on right and the motor almost sunk. Caught a nice small mouth on that trip.

  • @DobermansRock LOL clever.

  • @DobermansRock You're a very smart person! (sarcasm...since the onion news network is a parody of news networks)

  • @Summoningz I don't get it then. I think we should worry more about the guy who died. Equal Oportunity Employment is good but I thought this guy was not cut out for this report. He has some strange thoughts about translating what happend. I just don't think its right. My bad.

  • @DobermansRock Duuuuude! This video's a joooke! It didn't happen! You have been fooled by the parody network! like many others...

  • @Summoningz I don't see how someone getting hit by a train is a joke or some kind of parody at all.

  • @DobermansRock -.- Ok... Forget what I said...keep hating :P an event that never happened

  • @DobermansRock First, I'll say that I can't tell if you're sarcastic or stupid, but, just in case you're stupid, I'll tell you: The Onion News Network is a fake news network that specializes in satire and comedy reports. This was an event that didn't happen, but was made up by the Onion. Just so you know.

    Now, if you were sarcastic, then my hats off to you for giving me a laugh, good work. =)

  • @KitsuneShapeShifter I do not use any sarcasim when it comes to a human life lost. I looked this up at Wiki and its all there. This is just bad reporting. Whats next man? They are going to report on stabbing monkeys? I hate these guys they report better than the other MSM channels but don't focus on the bigger picture. They need to report on Obama. We need the truth.

  • @DobermansRock The fuck're you talking about? Check out the Onion's youtube channel and you'll see that their fake. They made a report on that justin bieber is a 51 year old pedofile dressed as a kid, they are OBVIOUSLY fake. By the way, they did a report on that multiple stab wounds kills monkeys. If you don't get it by now, you're an idiot or a troll.

  • @KitsuneShapeShifter I saw the stab wound report. What a sin people would do such a thing in the name of science. It brought me here to this vile reporting. WTF is wrong with humanity today? I mean really people cannot figure out that stabing an inocent creature is harmfull.

  • @DobermansRock Aaaah, I JUST realized you were trolling me. Man, don't I feel rightly stupid right about now. Well, I understand, I used to troll people too, still do sometimes. Good luck in the future.

  • @KitsuneShapeShifter Don't feel stupid thats what builds low self esteam. By happy with who you are. Also why do people keep saying troll? I do not understand this. Maybe I am missing something here. What does it have to do with the fact people were stabbing monkeys? After my TBI I get confused easily.

  • @DobermansRock Lol, obvious troll.

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  • @DobermansRock its these stupid LIBTARDS!!

  • @orrgla What are those?

  • @DobermansRock the leftist liberal media! my friend, we are here for the same reason, to SET THE LEFT STRAIGHT!

  • @orrgla Umm I guess I dont know what that means.

  • @DobermansRock what what means?

  • @DobermansRock WOW!! Calm down, have you never heard of Onion News Network? It's not a real story, it's a fake comedic news show, not in any way real. NOBODY DIED.

  • @jamesandrewjohnson LIBTARD LIAR!

  • @orrgla Are you being serious or are you joking? And I'm not a liberal, I take offense to that, I'm about as conservative as you'll find. The fact of the matter is that Onion News Network is a parody news show on IFC, I watch it all the time, none of the stories are real. Look it up.

  • @jamesandrewjohnson this is someones LIFE YOUR JOKING ABOUT AND ITS NOT FUNNY HE DIED. HIS LIFE WAS VERY REAL, YOU SIR ARE NO CONSERVATIVE

  • @orrgla Wow, you really don't listen, do you? Again, if you don't believe me look it up, nobody died, they make up stories! It's a parody news show, do you have any clue what that means? It's there purely for entertainment, not one shred of it is real! And I am a conservative, but you seem to tout it around like it's some special race that only you and your elect are in. But because I want a smaller government and less taxes, I am a conservative. Now again, so I know you heard me NOBODY DIED!!

  • @jamesandrewjohnson LISTEN COMMIE, THE REPUBLICAN BASE IS CHANGING LIKE YOU WOULDNT BELIEVE, AND YOUR GETTING LEFT BEHIND IN THE DUST WITH ALL THE MITT ROMNEYS OF THE WORLD. THE TEA PARTY IS STRONGER THAN YOU THINK, AND YOU EITHER NEED TO GET WITH US OR GET WITH THE LIBTARDS, YOU CHOICE.

  • @orrgla What the heck are you talking about? You know what, never mind, I don't even want to know... it's people like you that give conservatives a bad name.

  • @orrgla You are one hell of a troll good sir!

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  • @MrJerry10000

    he is actually an actor and i think he ruined his career with working for ONN.

    he's actual name is john cariani

  • The actor is really good.

  • "The train is fine."

  • hahaha. It's funny cuz it's true. I have mild Aspergers.

  • hahahaha, it's funy to read that some people belive that this is serius.... what do you think? XD

  • is this a legitimant network or just a joke show?

  • The train is fine.

  • Autists should not be offended as the irony of this video is beyond their comprehension anyway. It'd be like playing dissonant notes to a tone-deaf person.

  • @PrimericanIdol The video didn't offend me, but you did, fucking cunt, I understand the irony perfectly, and if you check, most autistics are not offended by this

  • @PrimericanIdol Guess you don't have autism to be writing this or you would know that no 2 people with autism are the same and many would perfectly understand this!!! They are probably a lot brighter than you too!!

  • lmao I know people with autism. The best part was 1:51 . "Thank you, Michael YES........."

  • fake...

  • I'm asperger's and I find this hysterical! He is logical in his mind--like all autistic folk.

  • the big man hass... the story

  • autism is fucking hilarious and this is pretty accurate just the way my brother acts.

  • I have Asperger's and this is hilarious.

  • @VideoGamer4Life I'm an Aspie as well and I laughed so hard I stopped breathing.

  • I'm loling at the people that got offended by this more so than the video haha.

  • funny at first, but offending!!!!!

  • this is hilarious but humiliating to the autistic population and is picking on them as well, who ever made these videos, I should back over you with my Semi.

  • @dclark12553 Will the semi be okay afterwards?

  • @dclark12553 dude. autistic people have been commenting saying its hilarious. as someone who's not autistic you cant rightly say that its humiliating. some will be offended others not.

  • @dclark12553 I have autism and i found it hilarious. I wasn't really offended at all. then again, nothing really offends me anymore

  • Wasn't it a little too long? I mean, the joke was delivered in the first few seconds, why linger with the awkwardness of that "idiot"? Are people with mental problems... 'funny' to you?!

  • @ix12 yes! very! Why else would people watch this and laugh at it if it wasn't funny? Not all people with mental problems are funny. some people aren't funny. Mental problem or not. Some people are funny. mental problem or not.

  • @ix12 If we don't learn to laugh at ourselves, soon everything will be offensive. I watch portrayals of depressive people, people with social phobias, fat people, and people with ADHD all the time. I have all four issues. Should I be offended? no. That's a giant waste of time and energy. Besides, it's often funny. Learn to lighten up - and be amused at the variety of people in the human race!

  • @ix12

    Comedy should be able to be applied to every walk of life. Not just exclusive to 'abled' beings.

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  • lmoa

  • This is one of the most funny thing I have ever seen.

  • Don't worry once the blood an flesh are cleaned off, you will be able to ride the train again rofl

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  • Well, the reporter had a valid question regarding why the train can't be driven that same day. The train is fine. There's no actual reason why the train can't continue operating. Just because a person is dead does not mean that the train cannot be driven.

  • @MsEmpirical people would be uncomfortable riding in the train the same day. While physically they CAN do it, it wouldn't be very polite to the friends and family of the dead person...

  • I have Aspergers and I still laughed out loud. Yes, I know ONN's a joke (along with everything else Onion.)

  • A person is dead

    The train is fine!

  • I was really into trains when I was a boy. Once I was riding the train with my family, and the train made an unexpected stop. My Mom told me that the train had run over a man, who had committed suicide. My immediate reaction was concern for the TRAIN. I was worried about whether it had been damaged, and whether they'd be able to properly clean it. Suffice to say I was more into trains than HUMAN LIFE !!!

    Anyway this is hilarious, but it also hit home for me :)

  • thank god the train is okay... i was really worried.

  • From a family of Aspies, I can say this is hysterical! A sense of humour is crucial for being happy in a world of confusing neurotypicals!

  • I have Asperger's, and I found this hilarious!

  • @dksilentbob Me too. Was linked from Wrong Planet. It's awesome. :D

  • @dksilentbob me 2

  • As someone with mild autism, I thought this was hilarious! This was obviously written by someone who has a child with autism. I was exactly like this when I was a toddler. I was just as obsessed with trains.

  • Poor taste!

  • "I have the story!" :-D

  • FAKE!

  • Jim Gaffigan!

  • Once heard a teenage male trespasser's head hit the front of an RDC I was riding - just after leaving Bridgeport. A loud knock sound, full service braking, 55 minute delay.

  • I have two autistic kids and I can totally appreciate this video. When I was watching the video one of them was also watching. The response: " I like the facts about the train, I didn't know all that."

  • This is so spot on it's hilarious.

    OH OH OH OH..I TALKED TO THE CONDUCTOR-.....

  • The train is fine.

  • Love the onion, Hate this video.

  • @Jtowne87 Why do you hate the video? Is it the quality or the content?

  • @pat2rome Content. Just compared to the rest of the onion vids this one is subpar.

  • i hate you sick bastard

  • Is this for real?

  • @lilideedee Yes 110% true!

  • @lilideedee yep

  • @lilideedee probably not

  • @lilideedee Very real.

  • @lilideedee are you?

  • Yes, a fine post. You have uploaded this. I was told to look at it.

  • Thanks for posting. This is very hard to find!

  • lol he sure does NOT pick up on social cues and hes totally out of cue!

  • Yes, thanks again

  • Thanks for upping this! Been wanting to watch it again and could only find the first clip of the autistic reporter when I checked last week.

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