Glasgow accent

[Varzio]

You sound like my friend Becca from Wales,haha :D

[vikki565]

ya ask fur it didya

[koolpulp]

i dont talk this neddiysh, not everyone says doon instead of down u know

[blahblahblah6252]

I am also glasweigan, and tbh... I do talk a bit like this but just not as strongly... this is DEFINETELY a ned accent.

[KatrinMcConnell]

Only NEDS speak like this

I have just moved country but every one here thinks a ned is a nerd!

And anyway this was sorta pointless sorry video maker!!

[divineknobtwiddler]

@KatrinMcConnell Please read the @StarMangledAstronaut comment a few comments beneath yours. Cheers.

[taycanflyyy]

tae be honest, am glasweigan and a speak like that hahah, is that wit a sound like!? ridneck...

[TheXXxShiningStarxXx]

I hate Glasgow accents :b

[milosc9]

sounds like danish

[ChickenSupperLover]

That is actually easy to understand in comparison to other weegies

[StarMangledAstronaut]

the funny thing is there are comments on here saying that this is a "ned" accent, but its not, this is REALLY cleaned up. anyone whos ever been to areas in glasgow where neds live knows they never pronouce their T's etc. etc

[dudz5150]

I like your accent before you even start talking like "someone from Glasgow" and after you started too. Actually I think the Scottish accent is the easiest to understand all of the English language.

Btw, English is not my mother language so that's why I probably wrote something wrong here. lol

[klappstuhlXIV]

When I was talkin with some people in scottland somebody actually said: "I knew aren't from here, your english is to good" ^^

[robster641]

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

[anonimuslee]

I'm American, from the Midwest, and I understand this perfectly. But we Midwesterners are mostly descended from Scots-Irish anyway, so I suppose I speak a dialect of Ullans that's diverged a bit from the standard over a few hundred years.

[zeragito]

@anonimuslee 'Ullans' is another word for 'Ulser-Scots' and is spoken in Ulster (Northern Ireland) not in Scotland (i.e. Glasgow, where Glaswegian is spoken). It sounds very different. Check youtube for Belfast accent, that should come close to 'Ullans'.

[weebash]

Aye nae Botha ataw

[Adeel2k11]

Thats a ned accent form a girl who lives in a council flat

and is a single mother 

[yuriha1977]

I can understand évrythi'n in this áxnt and I'm from México, I don't see the próblm XD

[rebecca66766]

your accent is jst like mine, im fae glasgow aswell and i luv ma accent !

[RDMC]

More like Ned accent from Greenock...

[MsLiz50]

@mcilrok11 I am also glasweigan and dont speak like that, that is ned dialect she is speaking. 

[lordpasternack]

@MsLiz50

I still can't but help notice the delicious irony in the fact that most of those complaining about my supposed poor diction, can't bloody well WRITE properly...

[outterspaces]

@lordpasternack weird or not, i understood everything [man], even though im way South of Scotland...more like Greece :)

[MsLiz50]

@lordpasternack stop sounding like a prat with your stupid words like delicious irony, it doesn't make you clever you know, ass.lol

[supergaryhooper88]

@MsLiz50 how are u some posh cunt or something???????? probz from the mearnz

[MsLiz50]

@supergaryhooper88 actually chavass I am not from the mearnz as you call it, and saying the word cunt only makes you stupid as you probably are. lol

[supergaryhooper88]

@MsLiz50 hahaha defo from newton mearns!!!!!!!

[FifiRawr98]

I hate my own accent. XD.

[candyflossgurl12]

well done haha, where you from?xxx

[scs9867]

i'm from england and can't really understand this very well :P

[MCILROK11]

thats no glasweigan thats ned dialect! eg,haww,am gonnae chib ye wae ma maws tattie peeler then go oot fur a swally cus am pure chokin for a buckfast man hawww.

i dont talk like that,im glasweigan.

[lordpasternack]

@MCILROK11

You do, however, WRITE like that - so I guess it's swings and roundabouts, eh?

[MCILROK11]

@lordpasternack nope. just wrote like that to get the point across.

[swacroxnumber1fan]

@MCILROK11 just cauz sumwan doesny tak like u doesney meen yi cin make fun of them ya wee dafty sa shut it

naw everybody taks like u

ats actully pritty racist wit u just commented

am fae greenock a dont tak like at either but im still offendend

[JamieBils]

ned

[IDidactI]

prepubescent boy

[jaysea32]

You gonnie nip ma pal?

[lochrianx]

You sound like the female version of Spud from Trainspotting!

[InkaSchminka]

that sounds like a dutch talking with a heavy accent. :D

[666thesnowman]

you sound like jamesey cotter on helium, doll

[W33C4MMY]

wtf

[SebastianRocks02]

and they say we in the great US of A can't speak english, hahaha! wahh im jk

[supermyrab]

ned speak nae class

[Szaam]

"Ah horp ye undistud summy tha'"

I fucking love Glaswegian accents. Anywhere above Southern Scotland is just awesome for accents.

[stickdeathbr]

Sorry I am Brazilian and I did pretty much understand her. In fact I've heard much more foreing ppl taking worsen than that!

[RainerZufall56]

I love that glaswegian accent. I can be in the most horrible mood, but if I hear that accent I'm cheering up immediately. Unfortunately I live betwwen the boring fake of an scottish Edinburgh accent.

[RainerZufall56]

I love that glaswegian accent. I can be in the most horrible mood, but if I hear this accent i cheer up immediately.

[GerganaLitova]

@RainerZufall56 LOL, me too! :)

[Staciaxx]

I'm from Glasgow, and i do not talk like that, many people do, and people i know, but it's mostly neds..

[joniflynn18]

she said you asked for it didnt you

[TheKathie20]

GOOGLE HOLLIE GREIG

[nicholasmurray]

thats nkno a gelsga accent :P that cunt is puting it oan the fucking loser

[ThePrideofscotland]

Thats SHYTE!!!!!!!

[Gazzadhino]

What a Fukin Triper

[coolenaam]

geesa gobble

[miadupard]

you have just a BEAUTIFUL way of speaking!!!!! i just listened to it over and over! i wish i could sound as awesome as you but all ive got is my boring midland/californian u.s. accent. anyhow yours is LOVELY! and you sound so spiffy!

[inimolend]

I like your accent, it's like singing:)

[mightymanlap]

Not saying it's exactly a bad thing. I mean, sometimes I speak like that since i'm fae Bishy

But aye, it does kinda sound a bit Nedy :/

You can still be proud of it, I know I am :D P.S about robert burns, aye he probably does speak like ned :P

[thehypez]

oh how i wish i can have a accent like this but i cant even roll my tongue to produce the "r" accent. haha, got hook up after hearing desmond's scottish accent in Lost.

[lordpasternack]

I don't speak like a ned. Ned accents are far more nasal, almost squeaky. I just speak like an ordinary Glaswegian speaking with another ordinary Glaswegian.

Just because it isn't Standard English doesn't make it 'Neddy' or automatically pejorative. It's a dialect - but dialect isn't necessarily a bad thing, nor the result of some bad cultural background. All spoken languages were probably once the dialect of another language or other...

You'd probably say Robert Burns spoke like a ned. :-P

[hailgillian]

@lordpasternack Sorry to inform you but you do sound like a ned. Sucks to be you

[Auroral3orealis]

@mightymanlap You asked for it, didn't you. That's, I believe, what she said.

[ScotsmanRS]

@mightymanlap It sounds to me like "You asked for it, didn't ye?!" - I think it's just a bit less clear because it was a bit loud for the microphone. :)

[mightymanlap]

@ScotsmanRS

aye, probably that's it :)

[tomski3]

@mightymanlap "You asked for it, didn't you?" I believe it was. But yeah, it did sound more like "Yarssk fer et dent yew?"

[mightymanlap]

@tomski3 actually lol, that's exactly what I thought she said "Yarssk fer et dent yew?" Dunno where the spirit came fae :/

Maybe its the mic :)

[MMaalice]

@mightymanlap you asked for it didnt you

[NAEIRNBRUFORU]

@mightymanlap She said 'you asked for it didn't yah' I am not even Glaswegian and i understood every word she said and i don't really think she speaks like a ned and you're a total moron to think she does.

[voltoz]

@mightymanlap She said you asked for it didn't you at the end

[babyvrobyn]

@mightymanlap its just a normal glaswegian accent lots of us talk like that, including me .

[weesee123]

@mightymanlap she sais you asked fur it diddint ye

[bncwblair1]

@mightymanlap she said "yous asked for it didnt ye "

[snottyxraygirl]

@mightymanlap "You asked for it,didn't you?",maybe?????!!!

[tubbychubby1]

@mightymanlap she says at end...and if yae didnae understaun it....yae ask furrit didint yae,......... if you dident understand it you asked for it did'ent you

[FINZO1234]

@

she says, " you asked for it didnt you"

you say you were brought up in glasgow and you cant understand her? im from aberdeen and understood every word, ive been in glasgow about 10 times, so thats pretty shocking from you :)

[mightymanlap]

aye, just depends where ur brought up.

she just speaks like a NED

but still MON the Glaswegians. Glaswegians ftw!

[StuKale]

this is a laod of pish we dont talk as if were retarded

[Anophis]

Im Glaswegian as well =) Our accent rocks!

[MaRKG82100]

close

[OliviaD515]

You just made the Glasgow accent sound shit... well done. NOT!!!

[IfCupidHadAHeartx]

woo :d  i love glasgow. since im fom there....LOVE IT :D

[cooldude2oo7]

Lol I'm from Glasgow so I guess it was pretty easy for me lol!

[lkjkorn19]

Thanks for this video!

[dreamcore]

You're right. I did ask for it.

[danw1374]

im english and have no trouble understanding the accent although having mates from glasgow helps i think its really lovely accent

[manfaeglasgow]

awryt pe-pole howz hingz lol

Glesga aww the wae!

[entertainer106]

I LOVE THE GLASWEGIAN ACCENT!!

[ollytrolly2000]

i understood o ae it and im fae gleasga

[NausiccaOfTheValley]

I'm from Fife and I understood all of that :D though only because I have a glaswegian teacher and friends..xD

[rangen0w2h]

@NausiccaOfTheValley where bout in fife? im from cowdenbeath ;)

[NausiccaOfTheValley]

@rangen0w2h Lochore :D that's close lol

[babyvrobyn]

i understood all of it but im from glasgow so it disney really count :)

[omgzjustdance]

i am from Midlands - England, and i only understood like half of it :/

[bambinka]

I understood all of it and im from america

[luedusk]

I am thinking about studying Glasgow, and I'm from a country where the native language is not English. So the accent are kinda frightening me.

Afraid to not understand anything :P

[keith6544]

@luedusk what country?

[luedusk]

I'm from Norway

[Elske]

studentene som studerer i Glasgow er fra over hele Storbritannia. ikke vær redd! :) og for de meste er de veldig vennlig i Glasgow

du kunne besøke vi som studerer norsk på universitet i Edinburgh. noen sier at Edinburgh-dialekten er lettere å forstå :D

(i alle fall kan du le av min dårlig norsk, og føle deg litt bedre!)

[luedusk]

Norsken din er langt i fra dårlig. Har du studert norsk lenge?

My school has some connection with other collages around the world, and Glasgow is one of them. Therefore Glasgow is in my sight. And I have always kinda liked Scotland.

Takk for oppmuntringen ;)

[Azzubber]

please make some more of this

[androc75]

I live in Glasgow and I think the accent rocks. I have been adapting to speak that way.

[piglet67848]

thats a shit glasga accent coz a tok like aht its a good try but

[Kloeyx96]

omg he sounds cute (:

it sounds so weird but i guess thats just cuz im from gurt bristoll enit :L

glasgow accent is well cuteee

lmaao

[ifoundmytv]

im from glsgow, n all i can say is that you have the cutest-hottest voice ive heard from a lassie :-|

[Peacefulrunaway]

I talk like yiee:L N Radicalairhead, you quite clearly ir an aire head, cause he dis know how tae talk, its the glasgow dialect. I sound lit aht anol. Get over it xx

[YukingJPN]

yeah you sound like my friend from glasgow.

[Franquay]

its going well, say anything,so ya pley drooms then ??. Hope you got there on time half five or so. Droom yerr wee Heart oot, smash the Snare up and i hoop tha song mekes the charrts. Soonds leek its gunna be fooon, Eye oonderrr sttod Everrr wurrd !!! xxx

[DirtyFlowEnt]

its aye no eye your no fae glesga are ya

[farmerloon]

usualy hauf nae half

[snecko]

wean

[EilidhSutherland]

confused.. V

[FeelMyCock]

wis this a lassy?

[98kidcash]

m8 trust me talk glasweigan english with scottish words sounds fucking anoying ive did it before for people to understand me nd i sound like a total dick

[zedhed1982]

the voice is great , need to see yer face next time.!!

[mava96]

i love the accent...ive seen the video several times and every time i like it a little bit more... ( and i understand it a little bit more as well) lol.

[NAEIRNBRUFORU]

Interesting convo lol drums

[EilidhSutherland]

eshoo8000....

it's called being scottish mutha' fucka'.

[radicalairhead]

No it isn't... I'm Scottish, but at least I know how to talk

[XxKirstinxScottxX]

well it sounds wierd..i dont live in glasgow but im close and this sounds a bit different to be honest..or it could just be me..i have no idea..scottish accents are totally different from scots the language xD i speak some scots..its fun ^^

[eshoo8000]

I once met aliens they were from boobster plant they talk like that ..

[FuckAllYouHoes112]

your native language is gaeilge not english in a scottish accent LOL

[StevieAch]

Native is Gaidhlig if your from most of the west coast, Pictish (basically Welsh and now long dead) if yer from the North East or South West and the Scots version of English/Anglo Saxon if yer from the South East.

Add to that the fact all three languages have been spoken in parts of all these areas at one point or another and you have the confusing issue of Scottish linguistics.

Oh and Norse was spoken in many places for about 400 years.

[CenturyGamer]

@StevieAch

True.. lowland scots sounds weirdly like medieval english if you understand medieval english pronounciation.. damn me if scots is a language its a fucking english dialect. English folk in the middle ages used to say "turn oot teh licht" in a very similar form.

[jpbackintown]

You do know that scottish is a language on its own. They called it gallich or something

[CenturyGamer]

No. Scottish Gaelic and Lowland scots are different things.. lowland scots being a dialect of english, scottish gaelic being from a gaelic language

[DirtyFlowEnt]

gaelic is the traditional laguage fur the scots joost we still tawk english bit

[keith6544]

@CenturyGamer

scottish accent isnt a fuckin dialect, its not like patios or some shit mate. Anyway up here alot about half of us dont like england, the other half arent to keen either

[CenturyGamer]

Why do we speak fucking english then? People might think we started to be jealous of their stuff after 300 years of subjugation

[babyvrobyn]

@keith6544 lol u said it Go Scotland

[sasha1403]

I'm from America, and I understood that whole thing. Haha. :P

[1967JAMO]

@sasha1403 your from the uk :S

[sasha1403]

@1967JAMO I'm actually American, I just moved to the UK a few months ago :P

[1967JAMO]

@sasha1403 awwwwww kool ;-) where abouts ? scotland ? :)

[sasha1403]

@1967JAMO Cumbria, so pretty close to Scotland...I think haha.

[jackyshaw8]

i never asked for fuck all.

[xlebenonxxx]

excuse me shinobi, my accsents like tha godd, what the hell must theese american peeps be thinkin of our accents

[shinobi2119]

Yuck!! I hate your accent.

[snecko]

fucking die

[omegamonkeyspanking]

Talking shite,should be glad can't understand it.

[McZeroMedia]

Hahaha XD

[bailamos2]

I been two years studying English, yet I can't understand what u saying !!

just a few words !!

[ShootaFodder]

Aw. You've been living away from home way to long mate.

Yev lost your touch mate. :P

[diddyanne12593]

I could understand all of it. only i didnt get those last two words..oh well.

[gabaway]

Ye asked fer it didne ye! AKA "You asked for it didn't you" What can I say...my mum was from Glesga!!!

[n3wm0nkey1]

thats the worst glesga accent

[babyblues104]

I'm from Glasgow, I sound nothing like this.

[brodycody]

I don't understand why people find that hard to understand.... I thought it made perfect sense... I'm from aberdeenshire though which probably helps a bit....

[szymonwoj1]

Fortunately there are no such differences in my language when it comes to pronunciation, but I can remember moving to another village, when I was 8, 6 miles away from where I had lived, and I couldnt understand half of what people at school said to me ;)) but the differences in English are so huge that almost every dialect is like a completely new language, that is why I always say that I know the language at about 5%

[RFCno1Scotty]

hahahaha am Glaswegian and even a fucken love it hahahahahahahaha xD

[ranma2chan]

Ah you're from Glasgow? I'm entering an exchange program at my school, and I've been thinking of going to Glasgow Art School! I was browsing through Youtube hoping to hear some of the accent from that area, so thanks for posting this video! :)

[palteen]

glaswegian accent is like a foreign language to me

[RobyLeung]

lovely, quite miss my days in glasgow

[scottish1337]

theres mer than wan accent in glasgow ffs :L ma accsnts like what youd hear in clydebank probs , i kno folk fae there n we speek the same just instead of the eword pure we use hoora

[erickchba2]

Is this scots?

[scottish1337]

naw scots is like gailiec but less irish :)

[paulab156]

U canee even speak a glasgow accent. Cause a cum fromm glasgow and tht dusnee sound anything like it.

[lordpasternack]

Have a look at my profile. I'm from Glasgow too. Lived there all my life.

[JeefCakes]

draum me heyart ooooght