Amazing Japan 1: Technical Japanese Toilets

[C0mm3n]

Japan has the highest amount of Old people in the world...JS

[Espeo92]

skip to 4:00 for the toilet

[Crazyfreak424]

is it me or this guy really looks like Jhon Malkovich

[camswitzer]

@Crazyfreak424 It's you.

[Crazyfreak424]

this guy really reminds me of Jhon Malkovich

[Crazyfreak424]

@Crazyfreak424

nope u look just like him :)

[siddallsuda]

that button doesn't say only "powerful".

it says "powerful deodorization".

[xXgodOFsnipexX]

massage?!?!? oh god

[littlestar1562]

haha nice :P

[river6969us]

this guy just drones on and on, just show us the damn toilet.

[camswitzer]

@river6969us - short attention span?

[msayofemi1]

@camswitzer funny toilet i dont wanna use it cold water is not mah thang XD

[lazarus921]

I would spend much more time in the toilet with gadget like that.

[ketanp90x]

Thufferin' Thucotash!!

[xsithos]

Ahhh the toilet greets him!

[ManfredW]

i like the fact that he is driving and talking into the camera on the same time

[camswitzer]

Manfred - Most people have. Thanks for watching.

[squarechannel]

(if you are driving...) this is definitely the most irresponsible video i've seen EVER. why would u drive and record video at the same time???? :\

[camswitzer]

Square - It's easier than you realize. Set the camera up on the dash, and drive. It is actually easier to do than talking on a cell phone while driving. Now don't tell me you've NEVER talked on a cell phone while driving a car!

[squarechannel]

@camswitzer i most definitely have...Absolutely, but i use an ear-piece :) <--very responsible driver ;P

[msayofemi1]

coool toilet

[afgankidd00]

i dont know if any one else thinks this but he kinda looks like Criss Angel

[camswitzer]

Who is Criss Angel? And is that a good thing to look like Criss Angel?

[cutiestselgomezfan]

@camswitzer haha! i cant belive you dont know Criss Angel...

[VocaMiku]

@camswitzer Ya!

[afgankidd00]

@camswitzer just serch him up hes a magician

[VocaMiku]

@afgankidd00 I know right!

[archina2255]

lol. the buttons are more like..

stop, wash that ass, blast that ass, nuke that ass, pleasure :]

[camswitzer]

@archina2255 sometimes that's the way to go!

[1984IcameandIstayed]

I had the toilets in my home changed to one like in the vid. Ours flushes automatically after it senses you are done. I didn't tell my family about this new function so it scared the living daylights out of them when the toilet went whoosh!!! all by itself.

[snoglydox]

@1984IcameandIstayed I found the Toto site, but cannot find the type in the video.

[snoglydox]

@1984IcameandIstayed Nevermind: it's a Washlet S400, and now on my shopping list.

[mssca]

Japanese are the best!

[muleoftheeast]

i dont trust you

[1994324]

That's not true. Japanese focus on the people. They try to make things as easy as possible for the people and the old

[camswitzer]

I agree with you.

[ddrmaxman]

well that proves it. The japanese CAN make anything more complicated.

[teabag92887]

there method and way of life is totally amazing

if you stay there for a period, then you find just how poor other countries are

[Davehuddy123]

Wow shutup

[camswitzer]

Your mother wears army boots.

Thanks for taking the time to watch.

[ablistuk]

woah there, were you driving a car for the first part of this video? Crazy, thought you were the passenger. Nice of you to make this vid, but dont wanna see a video pop up of a guy filming himself only to watch him crash his car. That would suck a la final destination stylee...

[papadesi1]

do they give you blowjob during massage ??

[camswitzer]

after.

[riomljr]

so did you actually get the blowjob?

[camswitzer]

This one had the blow function. It's handy.

[sebadaba]

Ignorant. Don't think Japan as some of those countries in SE Asia.

[camswitzer]

Actually they do have a lot of "hand finish" masturbatory services in some of the all night massage places. I was shocked when I was told that it exists here. I thought it was just "some of those other countries in SE Asia, but not Japan". I was wrong...

[SavetheBsavetheworld]

Creation vs. criticism.

Thanks for taking your time to make this video!

[camswitzer]

Thanks for taking the time to watch, and for a valuable comment. Much appreciated!

[HitByAMeatStick]

I wanted to see the toilet, so I needed to skip all of your rambling. But good video :O Do you just make Vlogs of your life :O

[camswitzer]

Thanks for visiting. Yes, the videos are of things and events in my life. Since I live on the opposite side of the world from my roots, showing my world this way, uses technology to give those I care about another opportunity to be involved in my life.

[KobeGoLAL]

fucking video

[92Karolis]

This is one of worst video in YouTube..

[camswitzer]

Thanks for taking the time to watch a little slice of my life. I appreciate it!

[92Karolis]

If peoples are watching it, that mean, they want to see damn 'Japanese Toilets', not you. And I am sure, that 99% of them don't care what did you say.

[camswitzer]

It's difficult to understand the language of toiletry. For example the simple sound "flush" can actually have 429 different meanings depending upon the nuances and inflection of each individual appliance. Thus, for us stupid humans who are incapable of understanding even the most simple things in life, at times interpretation is appreciated.

[92Karolis]

*facepalm*

[d33pS3Ad1v3r]

I concur.

[camswitzer]

Hang on a second... can you be a bit more specific? Are you concuring with the opinion that this video is not for you, or are you concuring with the need to slap your palm against your face to knock some sense into you, or are you concuring that toilet-talk can sometimes be vexing? Please kind d33pS3Ad1v3r, KINDLY elaborate?

[Miozi]

lol cannibal :)

[oxtatyanaxo]

umm someone needs to visit the dentist..

[qwerudo]

His teeth are very white! Dentist is not gonna help malformed teeth.

Let's see, you probably have yellow teeth?

[camswitzer]

I visit the dentist regularly, I have been told that my teeth are amazingly healthy and very clean and shiny. I take extremely good care of them. They are yellow actually because that is my genetics. They always have been.

Thank you for visiting my dentist! 0ops. I mean my videos!

[oxtatyanaxo]

no but im sure ur mom does

[Maux4200]

getafuckinglife, did he do anything to you?

[himapan]

This WASHLET become normal in Japan.

[Mmajta]

I am just simply surprised by the fact that people outside japan are this fascinated with Japanese toilet :D cuz I though this washlet(is how we call this automatic butt washer! hehe) is common in the world!

[B3llit0]

Dude, just show us the toilet.

[dlon68]

tis f**k*r wan to show his ugly face or the toilet...

[killerpunjabii]

these toilets are also available in the middle east, specificly Abu Dhabi or Dubai, UAE. haha just thought I should put it out there. Great place to visit (Very RICH). Make sure u take a lot of money with ya and are willing to spend for all the luxuries available...

[epoctalipto]

ur icky FUCK U

[1finedaytobenude]

is this guy gay?

[mugenkira]

k dude your creepy just your voice and how u talk ; ;

[camswitzer]

It is all part of the act.

[smifff63]

dumb question, do you need to use toilet paper 1st then get it to wash you. cheers

[camswitzer]

Not dumb at all. You don't need toilet paper to wipe, though if there is no air dryer (on this one there is, but on our older model at home there is no dryer) you may want to use it unless you don't mind having your gotch and the back of your pants soak up the water dripping off your buttinski. (or you could do it the italian way and just have small hand towels to pat the water off, then toss them into a container for washing daily. )

[smifff63]

Thanks for your help.

[FroHead690]

Now your wife can't yell at you for leaving the seat up...it was the toilet! lol..

[camswitzer]

THAT is a funny comment! (Just don't try to blame the pee on the floor on the toilet *wink*)

[FroHead690]

hehehe!

[kenshin80012]

the only thing the toilet was missing is the spout at the top so u can wash ur hands before u leave the room

[camswitzer]

Yes. It seems that some of the newer models don't have that. Very astute of you to note that point!

[DckDangler]

What a fruitcake

[camswitzer]

Great comment coming from a guy who calls himself a D(i)ck Dangler... Yep. Really really great.

[CelesteInChicago]

Japanese toilets truly are amazing. Anyone who has not been there just has no idea.

[camswitzer]

Thank you. This is the main point. Until you try them, there really is absolutely no sense in even shooting them down as being stupid, etc. because it is impossible to truly comprehend the benefits of such a system.

[Morikawaii]

Done yes, useful yes, grateful i am..

domo arigato gozaimasu.

[Morikawaii]

hey i do want to live over there but i think its quite difficult for a Mexican, would you tell me if there are ways to make it easier, and im not talkin about language im alredy on it, i mean like, if its easier for an english teacher or a doctor or you know something that i could use to make it more possible, I need to start walking the right way in order to fulfill my dreams.. how you ended up over there?

4 ur attention thanx!!

[camswitzer]

Google JET PROGRAMME and see if your situation can apply. If you have a degree already, maybe coming over here to do grad work might be a solution.... Or maybe try to come "culturally" to study something like aikido, or judo, or flower arranging... or just come on a holiday! I came because my Japanese teacher wwaaaaay back when asked me if I was interested. I said yes.

[HinataButterflyChan]

wow! your so awesome!!! i really want no HAVE to live in japan. How did you get there? by a job transfer or just a random move?? please reply!!!

[camswitzer]

Random life change. The Universe gave me a change that I requested, and it happened to be here in Japan. It has been a rollercoaster ride every since for the past 20 years.

[TheLiquoriceFish]

Lucky you with the massage! (and the skill to drive and look at the camera at the same time)

[TheLiquoriceFish]

But would Japanese people actually have these in their homes?

[camswitzer]

Oh yes, we do. The one we have was put in when this house was built about 15 years ago so it's not at this level of technology, but all the new houses have new toilets = new technology. It's extremely common and not just some "industrial thing".

[G4E3]

can u speak jap? ive been wanting to move out to tokyo even tho i cant speak but its something new to try .

[camswitzer]

Why do you want to move to Tokyo? Just for something new to try? If so, try natto. It's a new experience, and probably a lot cheaper than a move across the globe.

Yes, I can speak JapANESE. I live in the country so it would be difficult if I couldn't.

(Just so that you know, "jap" is kind of insulting, like calling chinese "chinks", blacks "niggers", hispanics "spicks", arabs "ragheads" and the like - I wouldn't use it too often because eventually someone will jump down your throat.)

[shinriinoue654]

it is insulting.

[ih8tu2]

camswitzer you left out cracker meaning white people...along with the other racial descrimination words... you use

[camswitzer]

I don't use the word "Jap" or any of those other racially discriminating words that I mentioned above as an example. Cracker... That's kind of a neat word. Being white.. I don't find it nearly as insulting as some of those other disgusting ones I mentioned. Thanks for adding to the list I had never heard of that one.

[L2daO2daV2daE]

ple do not call japanese "jap" that is not a good term. Thanks

[camswitzer]

I thought you were talking to me so I had to come and see where I said that. But I see that you are talking to the person that I also suggested they not use that term. Good for you.

[zyttw]

I would like to see that toilet in Turkey!I really like to see.Thank for your information.this is really nice job.

[camswitzer]

I am sure if you are wealthy you could probably import one.

[KiraDesuNoto]

how the hell is he driving and looking into the camera at the same time xD

[camswitzer]

Practice. Pretty cool, you must admit, yes?

[kayakscuba]

oh my Cam

OH MY!

[brighid500]

I want one of those. I cringe to sit on cold toilet seats.

[camswitzer]

It's NICE sitting on heated ones, especially when you can adjust the temperature so that they are warm in the biting cold, or just take the chill off. It's nice not to gasp when you sit on the toilet. THAT can't be good for your "system".

[kayakscuba]

oh my oh my!

[shinkaito]

Man, this stuff is incredible.

[camswitzer]

Incredible, yes.

True, yes.

Affordable, yes.

Available, yes.

Beneficial, definitely yes.

Appreciative that you visited, yes.

[PimpinHowie69]

How affordable? Would a college student be able to get one :D Cuz this college student needs one, badly!

[camswitzer]

Affordable for families, of course. They cost a few grand for these babies. Tell you you what you can do... after you have gone to the bathroom, just hang the backside over the sink, turn on the water, and in the good ol Euro bidet style, use your hand to rinse. Then dry, wash hand and presto!

[jennycruiser]

You definitely make good points.

And especially regarding healthcare in the USA. Imagine if our government took care of healthcare as they do there in Japan... don't get me started again. Commence rant avoidance maneuvers!

[camswitzer]

Tactical maneuvering in progress.... Steering away from USA healthcare... focusing on .... me!

I have to make good points! I'm a Switzer and I was told to never debate unless I had a bagful of "good points". We Switzers are not allowed to lose debates. The only time is when we have "brain farts", and then it is acceptable.

[camswitzer]

This toilet, by the way is more technologically advanced than all of the other "super toilet" videos, so enjoy this one because you are looking at the newest, latest greatest toilet technology on the face of the multiverse!

[camswitzer]

The toilet seats are also heated to keep you warm in the winter so you don't have to sit on freezing cold plastic, something that more people hate to do than I care to count. Cover it? Great. Little kids LOVE to pee with the seat down. Those covers are great pee drip collecters when men sit on the seat and urinate, too...

[jennycruiser]

Yes and while the toilet is super high tech... some of the medical care leaves MUCH to be desired... funny priorities it would appear.

[camswitzer]

Yes, one might think so. Imagine though, if Americans could have affordable medicare! Now THAT would be a priority worth ... prioritizing! More people might begin to see the value of having a machine wipe your bum instead of your own hand that you use to eat. And Too many people do NOT wash their hands properly after going to the bathroom. You know that. I know that.

[SnowDesire]

Can you just tell me why the Japanese put so much technology and so much money for a toilet, I mean is that so important that the toilet have to work by it self like a robot ? its not hard to use the toilet even for children.

[camswitzer]

It's all about convenience. When you start to realize that taking toilet paper on your hand and wiping feces off your inner butt cheeks leaves much fecal remains smeared to your body, you begin to see the value of having a machine do it properly.

[camswitzer]

Now add to that fact that there are a HUGE number of people that are paranoid of touching the toilet seat and won't lift it... I know many N.A. women that squat OVER a western toilet and won't put their bum on it because they think it's dirty... Begin to see why?

[SnowDesire]

you have right

why we don't use those toilets here in Europe ?

you know really I like Japan and want to move there someday.

[camswitzer]

Actually, you are more advanced than North Americans. They only use dry paper to smear the poop all over their bums and into their hair in their butts (men). Europeans have bidets. Unfortunately, although first fell in love with the bidets in europe (Italy) you are required to use your hand to wash out the poop from your bum... And when you think about that.... it's just about as disgusting!

[camswitzer]

By the way... rich people ARE using these toilets, all around the world.