The Red Chord - "Blue Line Cretin" Metal Blade Records

[BIA2707]

Bitch, go make me a sandwich!

[52092blade]

@7divadgnik I say you sit in on maybe just half a practice or writing session with the red chord. Youll realize real fast this is anything but one-dimensional and has more culture in one riff than any of your "real music". suspend your hate, dude.

[7divaDgniK]

this kind of music happens when they let 5 monkeys ina room and go bazerrk. haha. idiot music it just makes you more pendejo jaja. now a days people dont got real taste in music anything goes thats why music is shit now. Because no one knows the real music. Music of the spheres. not this 1 dimensional music grow up HxC babies haha

[Lomaxxx53]

@7divaDgniK if you wanna listen REAL MUSIC the go listen clasical music you asshole

[lordofdoosh]

@7divaDgniK hey fuckface why don't you go do something useful with your life instead of being a no life troll.

[JeffwySmash]

fine mom yell at me for eatin the last fucken piece of meat... bitch...

o well at least i have you to turn to Red Chord :)

[012Hubba]

Does anyone else's always stick at 0:16? Or just mine?

[sosadyo61]

Awesome band, love GUY....entire songs based on family running group home for mentally ill, etc. for FIRST HE WAS SCREAMING THEN HE RAN UP THERE....hahahahahah..I HATE YOU ALL MORE THAN YOU EVER KNOW!!

[ClosingTheVoid]

I just got an add for a fashion schooling program before this video... i don't want to live on this planet anymore..

[ddevil400]

The best part is "I hate you all more than you'll ever know. How does it feel to know you'll be destroyed!!?!"

[IrenaGoesRAWR]

Eating fluffernutters while watching this. Asked God to suck my balls for being so badass.

[OnlyTheSunCanFly]

Greg is the shit.

[KAD288]

LMAO :10 spasm!!!

[742617044427]

now I want a sammich...

[barnickd]

1:34 acoustic guitar lmfao

[titsburgfeelers1]

i have sandwich tattooed to my knuckles too, but thats because im a fat kid who loves sandwiches

[NoaOno]

Thank god they made a "funny" music video cause otherwize I'd have laughed.

[xXxAdelaidexx]

0_o am i the only one who is reminded of the Special Ed that Stephen Lynch and Crank Yankers spoke of...

[AFDex16]

great music video, or greatest music video?

[lalalala4231]

haha, cretin

[Fattybash]

My SANDWICH!!

This is my SANDWICH!!!

[mahavishnuxc]

F5 is not working. this is satan's music.

[ThePozerOfAllNegz]

that guy is really good at acting retarded.

[UnholySatyr]

whoever disliked this video, tarded sandwich man is coming for you.

[mdlaveau]

haha whats up with the red chord and food i mean Guy K. was wearing a food network shirt when i saw em live then they were talking about ihop then i found out he invented mancakes then i see this video....food+the red chord=orgasmic chaos

[organicate]

This video is funny everytime, all the time.. 

[mkstreets]

BLANK TV YOU ARE SICK !

[deMithyX]

100 sandwich are harmed in this video . :(

[sitinabar88]

i loveee epic bands with funny videos lololol

[Romps0008]

What's up with this video? :D

[spawnofstardust]

this song and video makes me feel all giddy deep in me gutty wutts. I'm glad I got to see them play live with GWAR this past winter, it helped me to not freak out as bad when I smashed my car into the side of a concrete pole right after I left the venue. Even left the dent there for memories sake.

[MrSafetymeeting]

mmmmmmmmmmmm sandwiches

[NelSonMeTalKidz]

this video is make me hungry.

[bchoun]

best video i have ever fucking seen.

[Retrogamer41]

I LOL'd at this vid. XD

[metalheadpariah666]

2:04- 2:08 sounds like phil anselmo. and i think this is my favorite red chord song even better than antman

[primalheat1]

is this for real...if so i love red chord even more

[MurderMcHitler]

You never go full retard

[bubsl]

I <3 SANDWICH

[kvtl15]

i love this

[mrtictac94]

You make my anus bleed! (In a bad way) D:

[konjaiyathebest]

this is an awesome song by them,can someone tell me in what cd this song is?

[AllThatRemainsTDH]

Its from their CD "Clients"

[CFH014]

OMG, THIS IS AWESOME!!!

[arinto55]

gotta love this music video. IT IS ABOUT A RETARD AND A SANDWICH FOR GODS SAKE!!!!

[renegadexl]

AHAHAHAHha man wtf was that, fuckin hilarious

[crisanthonicgoth666]

craziness

[blobbyo101]

hahah wtf is the point of the video

[sicrick666]

I don't know but I fucking love it

[mrcolin]

Back off! Get your own sandwich!

[bass3001]

hahaha fuckin comedy

[dittohead33]

Fucking Cool!

[xxxboogiewire]

sweet

[busterapeture]

I am inch by inch being pulled back into the death scene. It ended somewhere with napalm death back in the mid ninties and picked back up bout half a year ago with the black dahlia murder! Of course, I've always loved shit like old dillinger and canderia, but they're not really death per se. Nuerosis, deadbird; more so sludge. I don't know...these bands here lately just seem to keep it going right when you think it can no longer progress. Shit!

[xImAkidx]

BIZARRE!!!

[Necrotion7]

haha fucking awesome vid, sick song

[lukepur]

I dont know what to think.. but was a great song with an odd vid. ott to be a good show. nov 30 Van city

[absourate]

hahaha 2:25-2:27, fist of the north star (haaatatatatatatatatatata!!!!)

[affordablenuisance]

lmfaooooo at you all!

[AlkalineNERV]

this video is hilerious

[josh14riley0707]

1:27 get pwn3d ha ha

[MerrickJ1]

The unknown sixth member is Sully, their former merch guy.

Johnny Scops is a good friend of Greg. In fact, I'd say everyone likes him.

As far as poetry...it's for sissys. As far as arguing on the internet its for next level sissys.

Okay, fine, poetry is cool but arguing is still lame. So either fist fight or both of you shut up.

[colbert999]

Reminds me of Rumpelstiltskin Grinder's video for stealing e.t.

[Slipknotfanboy9]

since when were there 6 members in the band? i see Guy, Greg, Gunface, the drummer, the one guitarist, and some other dude that i have no fuckin clue about.

[MyNameIsBucket]

I <3 SAND WICH

[cky2k06]

saw them live in kc their singers hilarious

[amy2008]

Wicked sound! xp

[thebastardface]

i love this band they crazy!

[IconOfMalice]

You know i never liked the red chord untill about 10 minutes ago i realized how amazing they accually are

[discreeto]

You have seen the light! Now go and buy all of their cds!

[FLIPPITYFLOOP]

awesome

[runeinchains]

red chord's bassist is best friends with my english teacher ^_^

[Dylan0wnz]

Dude if your teacher loves metal there bad ass my teachers suck lol

[runeinchains]

i know dude. its sweet. ive actually shown a poem i wrote to him and he said he may suggest it to the rec chord. wouldnt that be something?

[randomperson645]

you lucky bastard. haha just kidding. thats pretty friggin sweet.

[runeinchains]

yeah man. i wrote this poem and he just happens to be the teacher in charge of the creative writing club at my school. i showed it to him,and he said to email it to him,and he could show his friend from the red chord to see what he thinks :D

[GoatFish311]

i am soo jealous of you man....i wish i was you...your fucking awesome.....but seriously what the fuck is the red chord goinna do with a poem from some kid you may ask? throw it in the furnace with all the others, and so fucking what why dont you go out and do shit urself instead of sitting around letting people sell what you worked on

[runeinchains]

Hmmm... Maybe because im not as big as The Red Chord? Plus... I'm the one who could be making cash, u r teh uber 1337 jealouscat =D

[GoatFish311]

buddy...i dont dive a shit about money, all i need is a guitar amp, and a 1/4 inch chord...as long as my shit is getting heard and provoking real thought and not just bullshit about being something your not

[runeinchains]

How do you propose to get "your shit heard". Youre just "some kid" Eh? EH?!?!? ;) ;) You just raped yourself. lol internet.

[GoatFish311]

its called the internet- acessable to anyone and everyone

[runeinchains]

and you... a normal kid... is going to get noticed out of the other 6 million kids trying to get there "shit" out there. Just like i'm going to get noticed.... AMIRITE BROSEPH?!

[Lmpfapo1]

I seriously doubt you wrote a poem and now The Red Chord made a song out of it. That's the biggest load of bullshit anyone's ever written on the internet.

[runeinchains]

I never said they made a song out of it. But my freshman english teacher's best friend is the bassist. My english teacher enjoyed the poem a wrote so he told me that if I emailed it to him, he would ask The Red Chord if they would put it into consideration for lyrics. If you don't believe me, ask The Red Chord's bassist if he knows of a "John Scopelleti". You owe me a big apology if he does. :)

[guitarkd93]

How about you pricks both stop arguing over the internet like little bitches.

[runeinchains]

Ftw.

[tyleriscool654]

this is a great video

[8antonio8]

video is so badass.

[headbanger12234]

i saw them live at the mayhem festival

[StoneKnot32]

did you see that mega bologna sandwich! Thats why we dont feed retarded people.

[silencebetweenmurder]

does anyone know what cymbals and sizes brad uses

[averagedrummer]

only The Red Chord could make a music video about sandwiches and it still be badass...i want a sandwich

[metalbeast99]

i <3 sandwich

the red chord are such badasses

[sandwichTRC]

this video inspired my user name, gamertag, and aim. hahaha. great band, great song.

[desireforfire123]

i love this song, it will forever be know to me as, song with sandwiches..

[chavhunter]

lol great to see videos like this, proves that metal bands have a sense of humour after all :D

[xanyleon]

Love the lyrics for this song, drums have such a nice groove to em'

[1995M3LTW]

its not okay for a metal band to make a video like this. they need to be super serious always. completely unacceptable. just lost all respect

[BuffaloBillTMJ]

Pleaee stop this nonsense, and please tell me your joking. If not May sir weeks come to your house in the mid of night and rape you with a rusty pitchfork until your lungs give out from laughter and your belly bursts forth with clients. Because as you should know were all clients here.

[1995M3LTW]

No shit. I love the red chord. I can't believe how serious people take comments. I actualy have a negative rating. Holyshit people are idiots

[finowa]

haha , i can't believe people fail to see the sarcasm in your first comment.

[cky1066]

there's just so many stupid shit heads online you can never tell who's joking or just being a shit head

people do overreact to everything.

wtf is giving your comment a thumbs down gonna do? the whole feature is pointless.

the red chord is the shit!

[hxcmexi]

so ur saying THE BLACK DAHLIA MURDER

isnt serious either??? they are prolly more

metal and they dont act all serious all the time. acting serious just means ur bored and

not fun to be around. damn ur such a dipshit.

THE RED CHORD owns.