The Cult Of "Bob"

[missopan]

Its all so damn amazing and stupifying how the conspiracy actually came to rule this world finally, its nothingness dressed up in the finest kilt..But atleast Bob rules his very own humble domain.

[missopan]

This shit is holyer and more profound than cristianity, its like Nietzsche.. The conspiracy is very real, its so bizarrely distinct it might as well just have been some sort of plans executed that actually brought it all into reality.. Praise Bob!

[arbane235]

The Conspiracy has suppressed the sound on this video!

[jgrowley3]

Damn pinks and their copyright laws

[mcgrewrich]

I can smell the audio track with my third nostril and listen to the sound with my nose.

[breadloser]

Please provide a new vid with audio withcopyrighted material mutated.

[Hamutoff]

all praise amd $4.99 be to BOB!

Glory in the highest and monthly installments be to BOB

[poopydoolarroo]

fucking consiracy , i hate those fucking pinks !

[tomcornhole]

i can feel the sLack waves,sub-auraLLY,so i know in my heart is is a good video.  5 stars. fucK the CON'

[SLACKINGJUGGALO]

fuck them and there censors

[FelixNothus]

The CON IS ALWAYS OUT TO GET US.

PRAISE "BOB".

[Prismatism777]

Spread the word the con fuckas are out to get us, I shall give direct names of those con bastards that are out to make the world pink. Starting with: Skull and Bones , Bilderberg Assosiation, most houses of european royalty, Rome Catholic church and there are more that do not show their faces in public. PRAISE BOB Curse this wretched Pink world to be in an eternal state of Slack PRAISE BOB !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!

[wiimakevideosforlif3]

bob didnt say start a relgion becuase you can make more mine etc L ron hubbard did

[looknostamp]

Dammit, the Conspiracy NEVER lets me enjoy ANYTHING!  lol

[deathtobill5]

didn't mean to say last comment, just got this account, please don't flame me, it was my bros

[blakebanks]

slackers rise!

[obwan1306]

f@#@ing pink boys!!!!!!

[doktormeow1138]

watching this up in Stirling Scotland

nice work! Praise "BOB" Praise "BOB"! FUCKING "BOB"! YIYIYIYIYIYI!

[shipmanjd]

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[Rosstacular]

so yur telling everyone to masturbate 24 7?

[dadaist4christ]

Watch out! the pinks are infiltrating YouTube

[deathtobill5]

Bob = crazy cultists who will go poor

Your all morons

[srturtle71]

go suck your dogs dick

[carrakulo]

hahaha, great idea had bob founding his own religion

[THEARCHITECTE]

you missed the ufo comming... they already came for the heavens gate cult. If they do fly back to get you in july, remember to make the punch extra sugary... it makes the poison go down easier. will you all spend eternity playing swords and magic with your love goddess? I just think its funny how these anti-establishment cults are always filled with "non-conformists" yet all of these cults are the same. None of your ideas are original,and you are conforming to the format of cults before u

[RevPriest]

Oh my god! You're right! I see it now. There's no original ideas at all. It's like the whole church is a PARODY! It's like "Bob" is just *mocking religious people*

Good grief, this is an /outrage/.

Where's "Bob", I demand my money back, that sheister ripped me off!

[RevPriest]

Phew! It's okay. I talked to "Bob" on the phone, he says it's just a crisis of faith and that I must be strong and continue to believe. The Aliens will be here next summer as planned. He had a nice soothing voice and he quoted from some old book that he swears is completely true, like it's divine.

Thank goodness for that. I'm glad I paid the ten dollar service charge to speak to him now!

[THEARCHITECTE]

I love how some people can mind fuck other people. He wants you to "slack", "quit your job" etc. but he wants your donations to the "church". Dont you all realize that he is just a bum who has found a way for other people to pay him money so he doesnt have to work? If this country is such a conspiracy, you probably shouldnt be on youtube because big brother is watching you like he is through the eye of the dollar bill. blot out the eye, drop your internet provider.

[RevPriest]

Exactly, I'm learning from the man who knows how to make money! As soon as I've finished paying for the next course I'll be able to start making some myself, "Bob" willing. Or maybe the course after that. He wasn't all that clear and I'm still quite low level.

[wormbaby79]

July 5th, anyday now. Pinks repent!

[1HAETJ00]

Bob is a fraud.

[morbid301]

He tells it like it is, that makes him legit...

...and if you don't believe him you can ask him yourself for little more than a nominal donation. No other savior offers prices like these.

[1HAETJ00]

Exactly, my brother/sister/broster! Bob tells it like it is and always has been. Some of us need a temporary personal savior, I admit; Not every one of us has the benefit of being the 23rd incarnation of a zen master. However, the "truth" is there in plain sight for every one of us to discover if we so choose. There have always been bobs, there are kindred spirits even now among us who have discovered the "truth" with minimal outside influence. "Bob" merely sells us out own birthright.

[AmbientMusic]

Well next July then. Praise B.

[Elpinkerton]

fuck em if they cant take a joke death to pinks

[Cadmusproject]

hippies

[Mugenwind123]

so this bob figure created a religon after he stated his plans of getting rich?

didnt that just ruin his whole scam?

[RevPriest]

Didn't hurt L.Ron.Hubbard's scam ;)

[AndarLucifer]

@RevPriest It wasn't L.Ron Hubbard who started the religion. Some dumbass made a religion out of it.

[elronelray88]

this is gay

[mcgrewrich]

Of course it is gay! Gay means happy and happy means gay! YOU don't have any SLACK! Get right with "Bob" and you will have SLACK and finally be HAPPY in life, instead of being a WAGE SLAVE for the CONSPIRACY! Send him $30.00 at the following address: P.O. Box 181417, Cleveland Hts, OH 44118-1417. Or, given the current exchange rates, send 30 euros instead and you will have the added bonus of being appointed "Sacred Scribe", replacing the bumbling old fool who has had that job title since 1979.

[freddo185]

Coming from Australia, I'm a litle out of the loop. But surely no-one is actually stupid enough to send the money.... or are they?

[theoriginal72]

Yes! We ARE stupid enough to send $30.00 to P.O. Box 181417, Cleveland Hts, OH 44118-1417.

In fact, we are probably STUPIDER THAN YOU COULD POSSIBLY IMAGINE! "Bob" saves those who dumb themselves to His will, and only through heightened levels of SLACK can we SubGenii achieve levels of STUPIDITY NEVER BEFORE SEEN BY THE EYES OF THE MAN.

[thefuckingxister]

With over 30,000 dues paying members worldwide, I hardly think the COS is a joke...

[morbid301]

it's an expensive joke... no different than any other faith in that regard.

[theoriginal72]

No, reality is an expensive joke. "Bob" is real.

[twobitsworth]

This must be an elaborate joke/prank/piece of art/statement of sorts, I don't think they're serious and just want to have a laugh with their friends.

[RevPriest]

How DARE you! This is peole's IMORTAL SOULS we're talking about here. How could there possibly be a more serious subject?

:)

[antfarmstudios]

...this is a very go(o)d example of mediocre people doing mediocre things under the influence of mediocre drugs....almost american in fact...

[RevPriest]

What drugs would you recomend?

[antfarmstudios]

...i would recomend about 4 milligrams of bob...that'lll do the trick...

[ZestonN]

Thank you antfarm for being an example for us.

[antfarmstudios]

Thankyou ZestonN....i enjoy the weighty responsibility of youtube denizenship...it saps no strength from my daily quests and tasks....

[jstarret]

Bloody Hell!

[chukcanuk]

This is just plain sick

[agenttachyon]

If you ask "Bob" maybe he'll give you some pils!

[Ragentor]

No, destroying everything within your heart and soul just to be thought of as "Normal" is plain SICK! You're part of the conspiracy and you don't even know it, that's how well they've controlled you. And let me tell you mr. Canuck... we're all over Canada as well!

[jack00008]

that's right, e got spies EVERYWHERE! your pinko ass is ours!!! EIEIEIEIEIE!

[asherael]

KILL BOB

[CommonChild]

Before you can properly PRAISE "Bob," you better be willing to KILL him!

[scalpod]

EIEIEIEI guvna!

[sororyzbl]

Praise BOB!!!

[27Gaz]

bloomin' eck tis a 9th wonder of the world....

[revstang]

I can't wait to join this cult!

[khae0]

They'll probably even have a job for you, Scribe or something.

[Ragentor]

And doing a job you really love is TRUE Slack my friends. Of course they probably want you to put together a radio show EVERY DAMNED WEEK or something CRAZY like that!

[thepixieful]

@revstang how are you......I remember the beginings so glad to see you here. after a childhood in a real cult I have to say the humor of bob may have actually saved me......would love to see more Paul Mavrides art. he stayed at my place last century.