Duncan's 2 A.M. Prank Calls (xaozzz)

[vtjakiela]

i love the confused lady lol

"this is frank garrett"

"are you bob???"

[77rauch]

Allied Interstate: 1-877-478-7645.

[tldubbtldubb]

The cool thing about the Confused Old Lady is that she sounds the same way "live" as she does when her soundboard is let loose on a victim.

[Adarvuli]

this was one HELL of a line up, the compilation's so hilarious, first a pissed off black woman and then a disoriented old woman who doesn't even know who her own brother is or some shit, then this young married couple and the cops hahahahahaah, the reactions were priceless in some of these :)

[littleritchie]

"Fuck You"

"Yes..."

[lemurianchick]

"This is Saturday, isn't it?" LOL.

[kiwikrankers]

"Are you in trouble?" "YESH" hahahahahahahah

[iheartnes]

Why did people say it was wrong to call the old lady? She was laughing too!

[Ken9284]

Old people will talk to anything with a voice

[nathanjamesbaker]

We're not in trouble.

[WrestlingBC12]

@otakuPCgamer Look, you pick up the phone, you talk to a recording that's cussing you out for no reason and don't have the self restraint to hang up the damn phone, you deserve it! Bottom line. Just don't pick up the damn phone after you've established it's a prank. And I don't give a fuck how old she is. She didn't even understand a damn thing he was saying anyway. Grow a set of balls.

[Cab0cl0]

cock sucker, chicken licker.

[Atraiterm]

I hope you're alright.

FUGG KEW!

[Anders2185]

Frank Garrett this is Frank Garrett. Are you Bob? Yes. lol

[AlcoholicSemenStain]

@Anders2185 this is kinda sad....

[WrestlingBC12]

@AlcoholicSemenStain Grow a set will ya

[ShitWrangler]

she makes an excellent soundboard, so the ends justified the means.

[TaladagaCockknocker]

@ShitWrangler Her and Bob Chandler could have some great conversations.

[clutchmc22]

she's laughin havin a good time

[creapah]

@otakuPCgamer then she wont have a problem remembering duncans call.. sweet lady though

[TaladagaCockknocker]

I hadn't laughed as hard as I did listening to the call to that old lady since I was on shrooms like ten years ago. Laughing so hard tears were coming out.

[clutchmc22]

Alzheimer's or Dementia,this woman is completely delusional, but at the end she seemed like she was having a great time laughing, prob the highlight of her day,so don't talk about "respect" for elders she was having a good time plus she won't remember anything in the next 2 min anyway.

[clutchmc22]

I thought Golden did this anyways classic call

[shrimpsandwhich]

that old lady one was great!!

[kiwikrankers]

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUWWWWWW­WWWW!!!!!!!!!! I GOT A BRAIN STRONG

[JOHNODOYLE007]

Husband: I'm calling the cops right now you ignorant person.

Duncan: I don't give a shit. lol

[Thegoodlol]

i think you got prank called by that old lady LOL

[Germanboy567]

Sounds like that old lady was up late, cause she sounded like she was still awake LOL.

[mootle661]

The bit with old woman was deeply worng....and also the funniest non chinaman prank I ever saw! "Are you my brother...?"

[pgy002]

@otakuPCgamer I agree, I LOVE prank calls but as I've said, like everything esle, prank calls should havea code of ethics AND commun sense should be applied.

[Codarik]

I wonder what button she pushed lol

[Galacticmaster]

@otakuPCgamer

i have to agree with you there,

i had a neigbour that had dementia which was present day memory loss, nothing wrong with the memory of the past, she could clearly remember WW2.

but its absolutely terrible to do a prank call on someone like that because theres no conversation at all, all there is, is a person struggling so hard to speak and express themselves.

[Firebirrd85]

@otakuPCgamer you have alot to learn....

[Galacticmaster]

@Firebirrd85

no, i think you need a trip to mental institution to reclaim some of your faculties, because you've totally lost them man,

so fug yew

[Firebirrd85]

@Galacticmaster hey fuck you you cunt

[Galacticmaster]

@Firebirrd85

let me tell ya how i feel,

fuck you

[abunchofpranks]

@otakuPCgamer True words.

Play the game properly...!!

[lolomfgz]

@otakuPCgamer 1. I never made the call

2. No she never was......

3. When we say no one is safe from the wrath of Duncan, we mean NO ONE!

[TheAmericanCanadian]

MAKE A SOUNDBOARD OF THE OLD LADY!

[Karestase]

ooOOoooohhh!!... Hey I just got a.. i just I got a... I got a brainstrawn..

[xhemexx]

I'll tell you what. If I was Frank Garrett and/or they used my voice to harrass this old confused lady like you did, I would get you for this. This in my opinion was way crossing the line. You should have just used the quote from Frank "Thank Yew Thank yew, You have a good day" and just left it at that!!

[BloodiestMargie]

2:22 it's like Grannie in the first episode of Squidbillies

[recoveryprankcalls]

did they arrested him? i heard they did

[Drizzlerman]

This is some funny ass shit! That second lady was hilarious because she's so senile and demented.

[AfghaNPranksteR]

that call to the lady wasn't funny

[BloodyMargie]

The zoom-ins on Frank's face make it 14 times more hilarious

[pgy002]

I dont understand the big crime to prank calls.

I mean you can see someone on the street and cuss them out and it's perfectly legal, but when you start doing it on the phone it's FEDERAL crime, and it's like the police stop everything to track you down.

[Luckilius]

"Federal" crime don't mean shit, it just means a crime that falls within federal jurisdiction. State crimes have stiffer penalties and state prisons are far worse places to be than federal penitentiaries.. so I don't know why everyone always acts like "federal crime" is such a scary thing.

[pgy002]

federal crime just SOUNDS scarier, LOL

[BloodiestMargie]

@pgy002 I think the excuse they'd use is that when you use the phone, you cost people money, and you prevent them from making phone calls to other people because you keep calling their line.

[Pwnisher248]

@pgy002 I believe the crime isn't the fact that you're cussing them out on the phone. I believe that the crime is time-wasting.

[pgy002]

@Pwnisher248 They can always hang up, no one is holding a gun to them MAKING them stand there and argue and act like the toughest thug on the earth and threaten every act of violance known to man.

[greenrangerv1]

@pgy002 well I am sure you could be arrested on the street for public nuisance or disturbing the peace or something.

[lemurdue]

@pgy002

Actually, you can be fined for cussing out people on the street in most places.

[pgy002]

@lemurdue It's funny the law says we have freedom of speech.

[lemurdue]

@pgy002

There's a difference between freedom of speech and making people fear for their safety, causing them to lose money and that sort of thing. You're ignorance is understandable since you obviously a product of the American education system.

[pgy002]

@lemurdue Wasn't aware I was ignorant, but OK sure.

Wouldn't be a typical internet discussion without the classic pattern of starting out making a normal point, being civil about it, then throwing in a smartass remark right at the end.

[Botany101]

@lemurdue Awww yew stewpid cawrksucka

[fmcc0904]

@pgy002 Even that's not safe. Did you know you can actually be arrested for flipping someone off? That there are police who threaten (and do) lock people up for "excessive swearing" in public? Can we say power trip and pathetic? I fucking hate police in every way, shape, and form. Bunch of overinflated budget-having, narcissistic, egotistical, pompous pieces of cowardly shit.

[pgy002]

@fmcc0904 Well I wish I had knows that, One guy actually started jacking himself off in front of me and I told a cop and he said there wasn't anything that could be done about it.

[fmcc0904]

@pgy002 That's just a cop who's lazy on top of being a prick.

[analyzingfunny]

@pgy002 It is a sport. The object of the sport is to keep the person on the phone for a long time. Also, believability is the object. The sport is a human talking to a computer and thinking it is real.

[Kuner1]

@analyzingfunny

getting reactions that make the audience laugh is probably the main objective though. 99% of victims react the same way, especially all the helpline people who've been trained to deal with this. but every now and then a victim is graced by divine inspiration and spouts out the most outlandish things. who can forget ricks rant about marlboros and hoosier motherfuckers, ecl's threat to "show you what a whuppin is" or chris the hackers insane ramblings? it's pure comedy gold.

[suicidewafflez]

@pgy002 Oh fuck you, you ignorant SOB.. this is a business video, get off of it.

[WrestlingBC12]

@pgy002 no they don't. that's just what the idiot's on the other line think is going to happen. No cop, unless you call them directly maybe, is gonna waste time tracking down some prank caller that may or may not even live in the same country as you.

[Noxnaxia]

@pgy002 It comes under harassment. And the police only track you down if you start threatening.

[macintoshgermany]

This bitch is soo wrong, Frankis the classiest gentleman in existence.

[vidstrika22]

sure is

[zeusvn88]

I like threatening and cursing calls. But call people at night time is double fucked up.

[zeusvn88]

oh poor old woman. i feel so bad for her. And who continue the call cursing is just fucked up.

[lolomfgz]

Ooooooooh Hey, I just got a...... I got a...... I just had a Brainstorm!

[sammycpt1]

she said brain-stroke, right?

[grandmasterreggaex]

@lolomfgz *Brainstrom

[Elite0wn]

@zeusvn88 Hey zuesvn88! I've seen some of your calls, or something you have I remember your e..rrhhh I just, I just had a brainstorm

[zeusvn88]

@Elite0wn What u mean?

[Elite0wn]

@zeusvn88 Lol, listen to the old lady