Russian Military Commercial

[Ellaa93]

I LOVE RUSSIA !!! what's the name of the actors? ???

[Gatecrusherify]

fake commercial army is just die and die and more insults

[zdrastvutye]

the ukrainian army's commercial was funnier.

[Faighbas]

Join the Russian Army today to back Putin's regime, invade small democratic neighbouring countries that dare to freely elect governments not favoured by Moscow and support our gallant allies and peaceful friends the Islamic Republic of Iran, North Korea, Syria, Turkmenistan, Uzbekistan, Belarus and other free democratic countries like them that share our democratic values and respect for human rights! LOL!

[Videofil100]

@Faighbas ты случием не демократический грузин )

[syllabus185]

Hate beetween Jews and Muslims is a game for naive public.

7 of 8 oligarchs in Russia are jewish.

Watch this

watch?v=wxSJ7FWj4ns

and this

watch?v=h0pQMcjBaCc

and you know, who creates chaos and enforece multiculturalism in Europe.

DEFY and BOYCOTT jewish firms:

Microsoft,GAP,Unilever,Kraft,D­ell,ZARA,Citroen,Danone,Nike,R­eebok,Masterfood,Nestle,

L'Oreal,Siemens,Nokia,Calvin Klein,Starbucks,Pepsi,CocaCola­,Estee Lauder

[TankJockey38]

is catchy* by the way, what is it?

[TankJockey38]

I think the son gis catchy

[Ryosuke0loquendo]

Join the army today, get vodka and ponies.

FOR THE MOTHER LAND

[Super98chevy]

Me and one of my friends are in two separate branches and if I ran into him out of nowhere at the same located I would be pretty ecstatic too. shit man maybe do some research on russian culture...its socially acceptable for two men to hold hands in public as friends

[Urindunk]

What's up with everyone being obsessed about homosexuality? The two guys are obviously just good friends... I guess the point of the commercial was to show that you ... make friends in the Russian army?

[billconner718]

Geez. So where are the improper remarks are?

[JoryRFerrell]

WOWWWWW.....HOW CHEERFUL..... XP



[nordstern1981]

I respect the Russian military a lot!!

But this is unintentionally hilarious...those 2 guys really look like 2 hot masculine Russian gay guys secretly attracted to each other (which is basically not a bad thing....just funny here)

[sirbizzyd3]

lol

[deloreandmc88]

....And they must have put a lot of efford to do this commercial

[art2000cc]

Don't be fooled by the queer music, these guys will beat you into a man.

[TamkCommander]

@art2000cc they are not to be messed with. and they have the best army in the world as far as i am concerned

[tim101395]

@art2000cc either that or a puddle of blood and a mangled corpse

[jackthefrenchguy]

Gay lovers?

Have the people who made this commercial even seen the brutal fucking gang the russian military has become?

[kenseisato1989]

what's the music?

[xxPithius10n1xx]

hmmmm i wonder if Russia's at war with a country in the Middle east or in Asia.

[meee2014]

@xxPithius10n1xx no but they did have a couple men in iraq and afganistan not sure for what purpose though

[xxPithius10n1xx]

@meee2014 afganistan WAS at war with Russia... but then again idk anymore because of Terrorism. Iraq don't know

[omnadrener1]

wow for such an awesome country with great military equipment,that is one gay commercial to get someone to join?

[ADTheAwesome]

Propoganda

[allenthefury]

I thought all they did was drinking lots of vodka and firing their Ak74s randomly while drunk.

[IIIZEPHYROSIII]

@allenthefury it clearly means you are a dumbfuck asscracker loser and retarded cocksucker. Obviously. My congratulations :)

[GdeVseSvobodnyeNiki]

Thats sucks.

[gabba1gabba1hey]

and then he was killed in grozny.

the end.

[Effruin]

...And then they disappeared under mysterious circumstances.

The end.

[samsherbert]

What the hell, Russia? I'm not anti-gay, but you guys are like the least gay country in the world!

[sarahooxo]

fucken pathetic commercial ...russia is trampy and their equipment is trampy .....cold war helicoptersand tanks hah fucking gypsies

[meee2014]

@sarahooxo well altough the personnal soldiers equipment isnt as good but in technologie such as tanks missles, airjets, helicopters, are in no way inferior to american weoponary in some way russian equipment is even superior

[sarahooxo]

@meee2014

naaaa the best tanks in the world are the m1a1 and the challenger ...the russians have the t90 which is no were near technologically advanced as the others....america and britain have the best attack helicopter , the apache .the most advanced navy , airforce everything is more advanced than russian tech ....everything

[meee2014]

@sarahooxo lol wow open your eye buddy, ka50 has better range,speed,and climb and also can carry almost twice as much armament as the apache, next the t90 is the best tank in the world because it has 1.the farthest range 2.uses active protection such as shtora that none other tanks use except the isreali merkava it also can go through terrain other tanks cant, the mig29,su30 are considered to have the best manuverability in the world, also the new pak fa jet also can kick your f22 ass.

[sarahooxo]

@meee2014

you open your eyes thats your opinion but fact is the west is more advanced than the east ....end of

[meee2014]

@sarahooxo not my opinion its the numbers that have it, go research it yourself if you dont believe me, the american goverment boosts to much of its own military even though you guys didnt face any real threat in all 6 post ww2 wars, go to war with a nation like russia or china and you will get your asses handed to you

[sarahooxo]

@meee2014

hahaha firstly im not american ...im british .....western troops are the best trained in the world thats a fact ...and the equipment is the best no matter what u say ...and it dearer

[meee2014]

@sarahooxo british suck even more than american and are you seriously saying that the sa80 and m16 is better than the russian ak series? half the world uses some sort of ak or ak vairent. altough the average trianing is better in the west russian specail forces are still toughest in the world although you think your equipment is better the numbers tell a much different story. and russia would buttfuck tiny britain.

[sarahooxo]

@meee2014

britain have the best trained military in the world thats a FACT ..also britains special forces are the best in the world and they were the first special forces thats a FACT ....look it up wankbag ....were are you from ?

[meee2014]

@sarahooxo the best trianing doesnt make you the best army im a mix of different european countries

[sarahooxo]

@meee2014

the ak is cheaper thats why half the world have it LOL .......and russian special forces are not the best HAHAHAHAHAHA bullshit SAS are the best its a fact fella hahaha your a knob ...

[meee2014]

@sarahooxo ok if sas are the best provide reason to think so

[sarahooxo]

@meee2014

world war 2 , northern ireland , iranian embassy , etc they probably have the best track record ...they were the first special forces in the world every other is based around them ...despite what your biased opinion says ......you cant ignore facts ....but spetznaz are hard as fuck too

[jackthefrenchguy]

@sarahooxo I think it all depends on the job. I would have to say Seal Team 6. If they existed of course... ;P

[redelman43199]

@sarahooxo Also the AK is very deadly and can survive almost any type of element.

[Floodlezoot]

real conversation:

"What's up, Vaska."

"The grandfathers in my regiment make me give them cigarettes, cup of noodles, and they beat up my torso in the bathroom every night around 7:00 pm."

"I have similar problems."

"How do we get out of this...?"

"I have to go now."

[Floodlezoot]

SLOZBO BAKAKTO! = Brokeback Mountain in Russian.

[mayatk1]

This is obviously an opening to a gay army movie.

The Russian military is better than this.

[thebigrussian]

little know fact: Russian soldiers are models on the side.

[TigerAmongstMen]

WOOO! For mother Russia, they should have ended it with

[Oddballmarine90]

There will be endless vodka.

[sergeikozin47]

russia is the best, hands down..

[EEVEEdude12]

They forgot to show the part where they are all beaten and mistreated.

[xxxEmmureOwnxxx]

russia = a bunch of pussies

[MyThePooP]

@xxxEmmureOwnxxx bunch of pussies? HAHA we'll see when USA and russia fights eacho other .. your gonna get dominated

[hit888]

Long live Mother Russia !!!!!

[bweber2k]

A modern army is made up those that can't find a job. And the elders that know how to make American weapons work are worked out of the service in their forties. God damn us all.

[erickinchains]

The Sims 3 Theme Song

[Ghostrider91111]

The Russian army the best army or between Russia can get along with other you have my respect :D

[LooksLegitBro]

this song sounds like it should be in "my little pony".

[jimmyxx3]

@LooksLegitBro

LOOOOL

[RetiredNihilist]

@LooksLegitBro рекламу делать может и не умеем еще, но пиздоюлей если что наваляем.

[willydadog]

@LooksLegitBro My Little Pony is bad ass.

[Battlefilms217]

@willydadog BRONY ALERT!

[willydadog]

@Battlefilms217 Bronies will take over the world.

[Battlefilms217]

@LooksLegitBro Agreed, but don't say MLP because of the bronies. Google them. Really disturbing.

[Agent1W]

In Kazakhstan we hate Russian military. If this ad is not success they will come and execute me, but not before they make a sex with my anoos." --Borat Sagdiyev

[ALLIED7621]

i wish americans and russians got along better we'd have the world bent over in no time if we united

[cenerozzzz]

@ALLIED7621 You're saying "we" as if you were of any significance at all

[ALLIED7621]

@cenerozzzz we as in the two countrys since im american you fuckhead troll

[spidergaurdmaster]

@ALLIED7621 Amen brother! I honestly thought that the bombing at Moscow would have made us wake up and realize we are fighting the same enemy right now.

[ALLIED7621]

@spidergaurdmaster maybe one day friend we take it all!

[spidergaurdmaster]

@ALLIED7621 I hope so. Godspeed to all you fucking Russkies.

[AndrewUK1987]

Omg the guys who goes into the helicopter is fucking gorgeous!

[mrjerrythehamster]

Russians are BAD ASS

[Supermassively]

Fuck off, CoD-fags.

[p3vvp3vv]

the canadian army commercials are so much more badass.seriously.

[lllerlll]

ok, i am russian. they are talking to each other and aren't using a single curse throughout the whole conversation. this sounds gay and never happens in the russian army. in the army, even a two-word sentence must contain at least one curse (e.g., "atten-shun, madafaka!"). also, they look gay.

[freddymagick]

@lllerlll at least the American and Russian Army have that in common

[porrsmurfen]

@lllerlll Lol, that's fucking hilarious.

[rkarpiuk1]

@lllerlll Yeah excactly like in Poland. Either way "PREKRASNYJE MALCZIKI" cheers

[derpaderp420]

russian vs the us ...bloddiest fucking war ever man

[1stRECONspt]

@derpaderp420

You have no idea what you may have started :D wait until the patriots start to flame each others. The wars will go on pages...

[HKvsGlock]

Fall out of formation to say hello? I think the Japanese naval defense video has more discipline.

[ventragag]

R.I.P. ears

[josuerodriguez1981]

piss of shit

[5rhg]

im gonna kill them in COD anyway...

[madwolf]

@5rhg Yes, only in CoD, I assume.

[robp545]

that is some cheezy shit right there.

[XxxSakura101]

I had headphones on...>.>

[xZiOGman]

@XxxSakura101 wow me 2 that was a bad choice eh ? :)

[2scary4yu]

Forgot to put in the scenes of hazing

[bluberri90]

that guy at 0:29 is sexy as 

[monkey50cal]

wheres the the grandfathers sydrome

[rusnet2005]

Интересно, на основе этой рекламу найдуться желающие служить в армии в которой форма и техника настолько древние, что с них пора труху сдувать? Типа, хотите попасть в прошлый век наяву? Добро пожаловать на службу в российскую армию!

[Salvat1on1]

@rusnet2005 дело не в том что носить и на чем ездить, есть такая работа "Родину защищать" =)

[buymeamic]

@Salvat1on1

Чтобы были те, кто хочет родину защищать, армия должна выглядеть на как скопище голодных бомжей, а как хорошо обутые, одетые, выкормленные и вооруженные единицы.

[Salvat1on1]

@buymeamic Не спорю, все хотят кушать и все такое... Но и от своих слов я не отказываюсь =)

[buymeamic]

@rusnet2005

Хаха, действительно.

Вещь мешки, обувь и форма как у бомжей.

Стыдно сравнить не то что с США, а даже с любой Европейской страной.

[dlmacline]

all i can think of is how many of the likes of these fell down in COD MW

[Anteus007]

@dlmacline Yeah. You are very cool american warior ))) LOL

[Decimate92]

[Insert soviet russia joke here]

[97rwjlover]

U.S could still kick there asses.

[madwolf]

@97rwjlover Yet again, only in CoD.

[VaninTimur]

музыка это красиво, а реально полголовы когда отхуярит так уже не таким будет веселым продолжение этой псевдо-патриотичной истории.

[shipkovsashka]

the Russian army is the strongest army in the world,one soldier airborne forces after 2 years,puts 4 american fur seals bare hands,he saw,Russian winners of this fact

[InfiniteMushroom]

@shipkovsashka Where was the mighty Red Army when Gorbachev sold out the USSR to Goldman Sachs and Boris Yeltsin was helping load up the U-Haul with all the stolen pensions?

America's elites use something even more powerful than the sword: cancer. America knows the Tao of cancer better than anybody and we apply it to everything we do in the world in service to the banksters. Derivatives, petrodollars, narcotics, money laundering. Even the Russian Mafia serves the Bank of England and Wall St.

[thegabrielzeferino]

Until now i don't saw any better commercial !

[bellaswan111]

I watched this ad only because of the gorgeous russian with the blue eyes.

[Blackfire1700]

so if you join the russian military all youll do is shoot at nothing then have a mildle homosexual moment with a friend then go on some kind of attack as you look down from you helocopter thinking i should have f***** him.

[TheVenturino123]

@Dryice12341 To join the Russian military you gata sign up in Washington DC the capital of the U.S. 

[xXComrade24Xx]

@TheVenturino123 I heard it was the core of the sun.

[TheVenturino123]

@xXComrade24Xx Thats for the people signing up in the suicide space organization.

[IMASIANSNIPA]

The end logo is the Russian Airborne Troops

[TheVenturino123]

:30, finally a handsome russian, i watch these ww2 soviet movies and they all look disgusting

[AgeOfAeons]

It's so positive lol

[armagudon]

вони забули вставити слово "дідовщина" ;)

[Bythewaynosound]

Russian Army is the best in the World and I'm American :)

[Skadoosh417]

I'd join the army but I'm deaf cuz of this video now :/

[BADDOOKUS]

@Skadoosh417 Maybe the Girl Scouts of America will accept you

[Skadoosh417]

@BADDOOKUS here's hoping

[Aivottaja]

news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/6356707.st­m

[ibbqalot]

catchy .. needs better music

[teelaize]

To me I think it's making me not to go to war but in Australia they make all these happy millitary ads

[Soldierman870]

In Russian at the bottom.....

NOTE: SUBJECT TO MERCILESS BEATING IF YOU MESS UP!

[Pookatube]

This is not your dad's Red Army/ Navy.

[noob979]

what's the name of the song?

[Angsc09]

Protect our Continent country from the evil Zionist puppet master who controlling the Western against us of fear mongering even thought my country wasn't like them, but is only just a matter of time my people will be learning Russia-ism which will to come after Asia Dominate the Economic in the future. Go Russia!!

[nienna2512]

FUCK ALL THAT..WHO IS THIS HOT GUY???!!!!!!

[ekbandrew]

In Jewish America ,Jewish have fat american ass!

В сионисткой америке, евреи имеют американских солдат

[vide0gameCaster]

Just a normal day in Russian country!

[mikecurtis07]

thats a really cute song.....fag boys. thats why yall lost the cold war ya bunch of butt fuckin faggot fucks

[RomanZzzzzzzzz]

@mikecurtis07

Go fuck your fat sister, you dumb fucking hillbilly piece of trailer park inbred shit.

[caddyking444]

@mikecurtis07 Are you really that fucking retarded neither the US or USSR "won" the cold war either side NEVER has engaged each other. Just because your a 12 year old that plays call of retardass and it was in one of the "missions" doesn't make it real.

[realIBeliX]

@mikecurtis07 How we lost cold war? Where you even born in cold war period kid?

[12345678909269]

are they still using Ak-47 in Russian army 2011?

[thatdutchguy420]

@12345678909269 its the best gun plus they keep updating it

[Balthic]

@12345678909269 No, the standard issue rifle is the AK-74, which, as the name suggests, they started using in 1974. They haven't officially used the AK-47 for 40 years.

[RedostarFirst]

@12345678909269 in the ad there is an-94 abakan 1994 realese date

[realIBeliX]

@12345678909269 No. Standart Russian military assault rifle is AK-74M (Modernized AK-74). Some Spetsnaz units use AN-94, OTs-14 Groza etc. AK-47 havent been used since 50's

[12345678909269]

@realIBeliX AN-94 looks nice, almost abit "Western". In Sweden we use AK-5, kinda cool but look abit ugly when it's painted in green camo color.

[realIBeliX]

@12345678909269 Doesnt look much westernized to me, because during Cold war Kalashnikov rifles were getting more and more upgraded, but in same time Kalashnikov had rivals like Nikonov who made his AN-94 taking concept from AK, and many others which didnt get so popular.

AK-5 looks awesome in my opinion, like modernized G3 rifle. Many Northern EU countries use it I have seen and I shot one too.

[12345678909269]

@realIBeliX M16 w/ Scope & M203 is probobly the best looking of all, used by Americans and many Nato countries. Ive heard it's "weak" tho, some people are comparing it too a toy haha but i dont know. Yeah AK-5 is used by Swedish military/Police and Norwegian Police, not sure what the firearms they use in Norwegian, Danish, Finnish and Estonian army tho..

[realIBeliX]

@12345678909269 Baltic countries like Latvia and Estonia use modified AK-5s.

[12345678909269]

@realIBeliX Nice :D i always tought Lithuia used M16

[Gregorie0582]

in soviet russian the army joins you!

[MrSarraziner]

@Gregorie0582 Please stop the soviet russia jokes.

[CrazedNovaProduction]

@Gregorie0582 its the Russian Federation now, not the USSR.

[duncan7599]

@Gregorie0582 In Soviet Russia that joke is very old and played out.

[AresoZe]

@kLeRrks Before the fatty americans are in russia... there are 10 Nuclear Bombs underway to destroy your shity country.

[fbibarbie]

In Soviet Russia army recruits you!

[soldiars]

@fbibarbie fail?

[fbibarbie]

@soldiars =P

[elhigh]

Nice ad.

In times of relative peace, this is pretty much what military life is like. Maneuvers, drills, classes.

What's with the American vs. Russian plane debate? The deadliest plane is the one with the determined pilot at the wheel. Take a fatigued, disinterested pilot in a brand-new steath fighter and put him up against a fresh, inspired pilot in a Sopwith Camel in a dogfight, and it's anybody's fight.

[ihl0700677525]

@elhigh: "The deadliest plane is the one with the determined pilot at the wheel"... Well, that's correct when the engagement is 1 on 1 dogfight where pilot's individual skill is paramount. But I don't believe that a squadron of a F-15 can defeat a squadron of F-22. That's why several nations (incl. Japan and Australia) trying to acquire F-22.

[Sismiques]

@ihl0700677525

F-22 doesn't have much on the F-15.

The stealth is somewhat useless in air to air, it is only really useful for bombing.

[ihl0700677525]

@Sismiques Honestly, I don't really know these aircraft. What I want to say is: "The gun" and "The man behind the gun" are equally important.

[nssurge]

@ihl0700677525 thats not true at all, you give a novice a top of the range trg 42 .338 lapua mag with top of the range scope and tell him to hit a head sized target 200 yards away, then you give a an experienced shooter a little .22 lr rifle with open sights, the shitty rifle would win every time

[ihl0700677525]

@nssurge I don't want to argue with you, but it is clear that whoever had better equipment will have advantage.

So this is the situation: Some military leader in my country said that "Although we (my country's Air Force) still use F-16 we can still beat our neighbor which use Su-27 and Su-35 because we have better trained pilot that on average had more flying hour.

What you think of it? Do you think those Sukhoi can be easily defeated?

[nssurge]

@ihl0700677525 Well the F16 isnt exactly a terrible aircraft, so yeah if the pilots were good they could defeat su 27s and 35s

[ba3cool]

@elhigh Hyperbole.

[elhigh]

@ba3cool Yes it is. Mostly.

[AgrivatedKillah]

@elhigh Technology will mean everything in the future.

Won't matter when you can get a robot to pilot a jet for hours on end, and he never gets tired, hungry, or sleepy either.

[TheVaginamuffin]

@elhigh Both Americans and Russians are fiercely patriotic I guess. Each wants their nation to be the best. You're pretty much correct to a point about the dogfight.

[rednecksniper27]

@elhigh I think thats a bit of a stretch but yes you are right its all about the pilot

[Rohan292]

☭ Moooskau~

[TheGeorgianskater]

@ESCTASTEC no there isnt, as long as its within the law. However, beheading a Dagestani man, taking a screwdriver and stabbing the eyes out of a Tajik woman, or mutilating a Chechen teenager in a bathtub, cutting his arms off and skinning his corpse are a bit more than that, wouldnt you say? I can provide links to the aforementioned acts which Russian skinheads recorded on video for the world to see. Slava Rus! Seig Heil, right???

[Jussi453]

@Destructor129 in usa: we are gay and we have burgers

[MrSarraziner]

Join the russian army we have vodka.

[realIBeliX]

@MrSarraziner This isnt army. Commercial is about Russian Naval Infantry (Marines).