Two And A Half Men - No Looty No Booty

[iklik12]

she is really hot!!!

u want with my sex please =[]

[3kings111]

its not good!!

[Sleipnirfan]

Alan is a freak :-)

[shutupstupid9]

this is the best tv show !

[hyyyend]

she looks damn good

[sallodallo]

He sounds like Butthead! :D

[Roflmao04]

He really sounds like Butthead XDD

[blazedragonranger]

it's carrie raichenbach

[Everytinggood]

super geile szene hier :D einfach suchen nach

Two and a half men - Alan und der Dreier

[57unkown]

whats her name

[KiwNT]

No money, no honey!

[bigevul]

i saw my mop cheating on my dad with her bf

[halo3zdabum]

wait ur mom or mop?

[DeltaEagleSquad]

wow dabum i click this and ur a comment lol

[halo3zdabum]

well i wanted to know...

[bigevul]

@halo3zdabum my mom.....she alwyz cheats my father.........nd has mny bf...i hate it

[halo3zdabum]

@bigevul dude im sry that sucks try to get ur mom to do ur dad more than maybe she will stop or just ask her to stop doing that... srry dude

[Moschustierchen]

"I'm not buying it. And since I AM buying it, I should be able to buy it!"

My fav sentence XD

[TWqme]

talk about smokin hot!!!!!!!

[killingzoo123]

who is she?

[Flystand]

Carrie Reichenbach

[TheVidWorld]

Watch all episodes (updated 2day)

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[ThomasOrDingo]

hands of my girlfriend

[leotveter]

To a more... believable level...

Haha:-D

[nussecke9]

I love Two and a half men:)

Watch me singing!Click my name:)

[montrealredsox]

she is smoking hot

[sleepyguy25]

wtf lol hahahahaha

[rishab8world]

lolz

OK now we're cooking

:)

[maynoondxb]

wow views =S

[Krserwin]

funny how actors get payed for being together with hot girls and kissing(sometimes more)

pretty good job if a hot girl is in the scene!!

[imapplhelper]

dang Allen just root her she is hot as hell

[amo0ory619]

i'll pay a 1000 bucks for this girl. damn she is hot

[424338807]

Damn ... she´s Hot! :D

[killerspree911]

just thinking of it 500 US for a whore she should be like a high quality xD

[TheRockHBKfan]

Damn, she's hot! :D

[soshea979]

wo that was not like that and we were there to know that i love to be on and down and anything goes to the line. you know i can kiss well. and i should be there and be honest.

[dustysnoop]

What series is this episode?

[CatLuluMelody16]

0:06-0:16 coll!!!!

[MsCharmii]

00:21 oookay ?

[crakers1987]

LMAO!

[eoghanhickey]

This shows how wierd prostitution is.

[dustysnoop]

It shows are great it is you mean.

[tiiihoo]

Ohne Mücken kein Beglücken ;)

[scmbyhbk]

^^falls du gta 4 kennst, die nutten da hören sich auch so an im strip club

[XeuterpeMUSICX]

keester...LOL

[haoward300]

no cash in advance... im not in your pants. lol

[ToniMontana47]

she is fucking hot

[westsideboy100]

what is the name of this episode

[chesterhinio]

season 5, episode 14, "Winky-Dink Time" i guess...

[jmmtlc]

since i am buying it, i should be able to buy it hahaah

[charisma343]

"ohh alan, ur lips are so... thin and dry!"

*pause*

"ok, now we're cookin'."

LOLOLOLOL

[mcarino98]

Best show on earth eversince Mcgyver.

[ucss2008]

NO LOOTY NO BOOTY

[STHFGDBY]

500 dollars. Id give her twice that..

[andrechipote95]

wuld u stfu alan and let her fuck u!!!! she is so fucking sexy!

[410yasmin]

HAHA

[Twilightsucksballs1]

even prostitutes cant have sex with alan

[lilcabanillas46]

lmfaoo!!

[enyvokaz]

wow whos she o.O

[frantic619]

Carrie Reichenbach

[enyvokaz]

thanks :)

[bigfatwhit7]

no looty no booty lol

[dukefan24112]

"No no, of course not, why would you lie to me?" LOL

[sagarzee]

01:11

[thomasfone]

for ljwr: " i am not buying it" means he does not believe her, no "looty no booty" means no money no sex....

[ljwrr]

oh there're so many phrases and slangs that i don't understand..

what does "I'm buying it i should be buying it" mean?

and "no looty no booty" means what?

[EricJoenssonMusic]

"I'm not buying it. And since I'm buying it i should be buying it :P" xD

[sigma20xx]

it would help if you could tone down the narration to a more believable level. lol

I'm just not buying it, and sense I am buying it, I should be able to buy it.

classic.

[almondsmonet]

hahahaha :-)

[HidekiRevan]

"Ok now we're cooking" LOL

[debrasanchez08]

sometimes..

a little bit of care and some words of love is what a gal crave for..

love has no smell.. it can't be tasted but.. love can be felt every day! :)

[melissabell141]

LOL so lovey dovey mostly all they do is kiss hehehe

[alexhaas]

haahhahahhah

[elizabethmydear]

"Ohne Mucken ken Beglucken" is just hilarious! It's even better than he original scroll... men!

[izmotion]

ich mag lieber die deutsche version, weil die die einziger ist die ich sehen kan ;P

[pottel82]

The name of the Episode is "Winky-Dink Time"

Und für meine Landsleute: "Ohne Mücken ken Beglücken" ;-)

[benhorse12]

does anyone no the episode where charlie sayes whipped to alan

[pottel82]

Whats the name of this Episode?

[Unshapenkris]

Ive seen all the episodes but i dont really remember the names sorry : (

[Kobeschampsown]

hahahah awesome

[mofsens]

i´m just not buying it and since i am buying it, i should be able to buy it...

awesome, alan is the best!!

[Deluko92]

if it´s that unfunny why do you watch this vid?

no one cares if u hate it but then don´t leave such comments

[Moraes1995]

ok.

[zlh03]

wha episode is this from plz tell me some one

[ZandosElite]

stupid Alan, damn man, i hate his script..(-.-)

[guitarguykearnz]

SHE'S HOT!

[broncosfan5555]

ok. now were cookin

[MICKSAINTJOHN]

booty booty

[guiufernandes1234567]

mto legal

[raam89]

lol... I'm not buyin it.. since im buyin it, i shud be able to buy it :)

[AllieRX87]

It's the same girl who plays Kamen Rider Siren in Kamen Rider Dragon Knight!

[tmotleygoldstein]

lol this is a particularly good clip

[BabyKangaroo89]

Who the fuk lets all these people on youtube!!! they need to block people commenting saying blah blah blha cloverfield could happen blah blah blah 2012, blah blah blah illuminati blah blah FUCKING BLAH SHUT THE FUCK UP NO ONE FUCKING CARES YOUR JUST ANNOYING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!1

[XeuterpeMUSICX]

omg this one was so funny LOL

[Irvinthebest]

NO FUCKING SOUND

[getalife04]

Turn your speakers on :)

[Irvinthebest]

its on full and still no sound....

[getalife04]

Well idk what to tell you then it's your system because everyone else can hear it.

[prisonlogistic]

lol why would i think its four

[aceofspades02]

I'm a foreigner. so I don't understand that well english words.

he says "no money, no honey" than "no looty, no booty." and (the one I miss) "no cash....pants" wish to know what he said in this third setence.

[andrewecko]

No cash advance, I'm not in your pants.

[kiss367]

he says no cash in ur hand no u in my pants

[fairyfucktard]

no it's no cash in advance no you in my pants

[GoldieG89]

andrewecko is correct.

[YetHaterLover]

No cash advance i'm not in your pants

[kingmiddo]

no cash advance im not in your pants

[huiop311]

just shut up and enjoy , oh god

[Marsl2007]

that picture at the end looked like three laughing retards lol but i love all episodes :D

[mafioso265]

2 and a half men should be about 2 guys and 1 gay guy, not about 2 guys and 1 kid who hardly comes on.

[elPach0]

shut up

[MrExtremeMovies]

Lol that just stupid....if he can buy that so can i...but i would NEVER done that

[yIzZeE]

no buck no f***

[sonicman2500]

her body is sexy

[mikeshinoda943]

No buck no fuck.

[ClownDK]

rofl alan turns a hooker down.... hahahahha also

no bling no thing hahahahahah

[ElfBosque]

i was the 1000nd guy to rank X D

[narutofan3650]

alans a retart i would have used her

[17septemberboy]

No money no honey

No looty no booty

No cash advance i'm not in your pants

LOL

[wanyiren]

whats her name?

[RomanySoup]

Carrie Reichenbach. I know her from working at the Speiser Studio where she takes scene study. she's an incredibly sweet person and very talented.

[wanyiren]

cool. i've just never seen her anywhere else. bare in mind i dont watch TOO much tv.

[spidermanfan4life12]

two and a half men is ansome the new episodes are the best

[SatanicSBA]

this show is so great

[TheGrandful]

which episode is this?

[andyhug90]

season 5 episode 14

[ydrjtt]

fuckin love this show braa

[BFAN4EVER]

XD im not into animals

LMAO no cash advance im not in ur pants

[mastergiovanni321]

did he get a hooker

[xyugi0007]

No she's not a hooker, girlfriends ask for money before having sex all the time.

[leftstanding]

yes, this episode is awesome.

[mycoolgoodvideos]

alan is funny....but hes not thinking. he said to much lol..but funnt

[Diamondgrl2007]

huhh...lol

thats why i love him....

fave character

[dfksklflsjfldsjk]

I love the girl's dress (: lol

[rider216]

Best sitcom ever!

[ClownDK]

heres a good 1 no bling no thing =)

[Basf0]

i want two and a half men the movie

[bjknngbhh]

theres a movie

[BreyerPrincess95]

is there a movie

[abnerrequillo]

Im horny because of it

[holaalguien]

This show is so fuking funny!!XD greetings from Honduras

[bjknngbhh]

my friends stephen and stefan are from there then they moved to florida

[AshleyGirl1111]

So hilarious!

[yasin386]

was heisst no looty no booty auf deutsch^^?

[woozaa89]

hm ich bin mir nicht sicher aba so ähnlich wie keine beute kein arsch nur auf englisch reimt es sich halt ^^

[back2root]

Eigentlich "kein Zaster kein Arsch".

In der Deutschen Fassung wird es allerdings aufgrund des Reims mit "Ohne Mücken kein beglücken" übersetzt.

"no money no honey" wird mit "keine Fete ohne Knete" , und "No cash in advance i'm not in your pants" mit "sitzt die Kohle nicht lose komme ich bei dir nicht in die Hose" übersetzt.

[Limemannen]

alan is a bit gay hahahah

[heruvimul]

omfg this show`s killing me

[grimchain]

i hope your just trolling.

[C00ki3M0nsst3r]

ohhh allen.. ur lips are sooo thin and dry

ROFLAMO!!

5 star

[jalolo]

no cash advance ,im not in your pants

[MoleAHHH]

AHAHAHA no looty no booty

fuck thats funny.

[99skiller12]

lmao lmao lmao thats nice

[STRSpotter]

In germany we even had a flatrate system, but its been abolished an forbitten by the government now.

The system was like you went to the night club, pay 50€, and then you were allowed to take all the girls all night long. And even drinks were free as much as u wanted! :p

Not a joke!

[rokkstaa]

ja beeeeestimmt....lüg doch die amis nicht so an...flatrate ficken oder wie^^...the drink as much as you can part is true...the as much girls as you want thing is unfortunately wrong

[hugagajellybean]

doch eigentlich schon erst letzte woche oder so wars in den nachrichten

[MoleAHHH]

word?

weres this atttttttttttttt

[ishanhades]

we believe ya

[rokkstaa]

kay srry hab ich nicht gewusst

[SKilincsoy10]

Here in Germany you can take kind of her for 50€ until you come! ^^

In the USA they're expensive.

[pauldays]

Damn, im going to GERMANY!

[BIERASS]

no 30Euro ,50 euro for anal and so on...

[hesn]

im brazilian here i take girl for 10 real it´s like 3 euro but it´s sad! for the puer things and stuff

[BIERASS]

nice nice in thailand you get a girl for 8 euro so 25 real you can sleep the hole night with them not just till you come ! lets sum it up i like hoes

[SKilincsoy10]

Exactly!

[SKilincsoy10]

500 for one hore?

That is very expensive!

[100Monroe]

The good stuff is expensive xD

[spanishprisoner]

get one of that caliber to your home in that area. you don't get it for 25 bucks.

[kubikdoctor]

that caliber is about 1200 USD one hour, unless Wall street recesion is taking its tool .. . ..

[jojsplit]

"no cash advance im not in your pants"

[simonealexa]

i'm hotter