Fire Insurance

[carlos4louco]

Team Killer!! -20 Points ! You Loser!

[jefre117]

what i would have done wase aim the minigun at the medic and yell at him if you dont heal me right now im going to make an appontioment for you te meet sasha fuck yeah!

[rorshachfan]

And this is why we need free healthcare! :D

[360patton]

@rorshachfan But if healthcare is being paid for and run by the government, how do you know that the quality of care will be any better. The only two things that the government knows how to do right is collect taxes and maintaining national parks.

[rorshachfan]

@360patton and the government can only do so few things because seldom do the officials agree. And the care might not get better (medication/treatment wise) but having a more widespread system with more people paying for it would be great (imo). But realistically, spreading our healthcare will probably thin it, removing anything people assume are "pampering". To avoid thinning, its up to our pharmacists and engineers to make lower cost equipment and meds to compensate for a larger group.

[firebones675]

at this point i would have found a dispencer scout with milk sniper with jarattee or an airblast from a pyro

poor heavy

[AvatarAndKataangFan]

When he respawns, that Medic would wish he was never born.

[phagocitic]

Why not just eat the sandvich?

[TheDeadApple]

well we cant just go spreading out health care around like some kind of socalisism.

[BeardedPenguins]

23 people didnt get healed by the medic

[fighter0077]

Medic is credit to team!!!

[FrozenNeeds]

That natascha isn't helpin' ya' now, is it!?

[mrhatnclogsurahara]

Regaining half health and putting out the fire by dropping a sandvich and picking it up>unhelpful Medic

[Vehlman]

LOL! TO NOT PAY OOOSE TEH SANDVICHC WHOZ CREDIT TO YO.

[990marine]

0:57-1:05 what's with the sandwich party?

[TheWeponDealer]

the entire time the medic was talking, I'm sitting there thinking; "This guy is a spy"

[boodoobeedoop]

i think i just frekaing peed my pants :P :P :P EPICNESS!

[Richierua]

i would have caved in hih head with my fist and then jumped into water.

[Bhakthavachalam]

This video should be retitled "Why America Needs Universal Healthcare" and recategorized under Politics.

[Lordmaster36]

@Bhakthavachalam Well the heavy did have a pre-existing condition of being on fire thus the medic should not have treated him in the first place...

[ComradeII]

TOP BAD FIRE GOES DOWN BY THREES YOU LITTLE BITCHES

[meageekygirl]

Haha!! WTF this shit is fucking funny!!

[Ace211191]

>.< annoying

[CollinsYoshiEGG]

hey heavy heres an idea STOP,DROP, N ROLL

[iobjection]

GOD THE HEAVY VOICE ACTOR SHOULD CLEAR HIS VOICE BEFORE RECORDING!

[conkshellthegeek7]

I was really expecting the Medic to be a Spy.

[GameStar1300]

medic is spy!

[Tonyant26]

Or you know you could have just grabbed the medkit on the log. Either or.

[BizzzarO00]

best medic ever

[LTChaosLT]

DAD MEDIC IS A SPAH

[zerosvc2]

MY HANDS... ARE STUCK... TO THE MINIGUN!

I'M ON F***ING FIRE AND YOU'RE NOT GONNA HELP ME!

AAGH **** **** **** **** ****!

Really, Heavy, you do have the sandvich, and you could just run back to the medcabinet at the spawn, or if all else fails, you could respawn, or... ah f*** this, I'm going to get flamed for ruining the joke if I go any further.

[papermarioTTYD12345]

@zerosvc2

except lumberyard is an arena server, and there IS no medicine capbinet

[darkxaur]

I'd be more intent on getting my 'Blown into conviently labeled chunks' Insurance.

[Advancedgod]

That's the american health care system for you.

[grolalala]

Medics are getting smarter these days. XD

[Freebird197]

that medic is a spy!

[Nathan2094]

WOOOO!

[Starfalko]

That medic Is now "FIRED"

[someEsoldier]

medic should never be allowed in a server that isnt covered by the red cross.

[Hondamxr13]

LOL, you should send this to the Colbert Report, it's relevant to todays universal health care debate

[yoyopeiyn]

y did he ask what else there was? O.0

[cinosxx]

i would just eat sandvich or taked medic to hell *,..,*

[Bmaster1001]

@cinosxx Maybe he had his shotgun with him

[Aberrant17]

I swear half the Medics on Steam pull this crap. No matter how many times you holler for them, they don't heal you unless you're the Heavy already on the receiving end of their Medi Gun. -_-

[CSSrocks3]

Poor heavy :(

[MrSheep678]

you gonna sign these forms XD

[devilspirits5]

the heavy could take the health kit but its sitting on a log above a pit of death, meaning if he tries and gets ambushed from both side, he's as good as dead

[tf2humiliation]

+subscription

[Waterclaw]

Double stuffed, WOOAAHH!

[Snakerokz]

My hands are stuck on the minigun!

[TFallspark]

what a dippshit!

[mude78]

so funny

[monkeypoo6]

Lol Americans need a fortune for healthcare while here in britan we get it for free.

[dirtydeedz161]

Same in Canada. :)

[monkeypoo6]

yay

[BAMFOreo]

thats not funny :(

[broutchev]

choice of music awesome, vid pretty good keep up the good work

[LibertyPrimeV1]

Medic is not credit to team :(

[dirtydeedz161]

Medic is credit to capitalism!

[darkdoom645]

guys just chill out its just a vid the vid was just scripted

[Stogryn]

:57 lol at the heavies in the background

[DudeNumberX]

Should've just found a health-pack.

[AtomicApples9]

The problem with that (going to DudeNumberX)

is that this is an arena map, meaning no Health Packs. There is a small one on a log in the corner hanging over a cliff, but it wouldn't put out the flames.

[Defenestrationed]

It would put out the flames, it doesn't matter how much health you recover medkits always put out flames.

[iammaxhailme]

Should've had the medic be a spy in the end.

[TheMightyWatcher]

he should have turned into a spy, awesome though

[Fredrik1ST]

I feel so sorry for him ;_;

Awesome vid!

[imgreat456]

love you again XD

[GoldenSodaXbox]

Pyro [Flamethrower] Heavy

[DEMax87rus]

Sometimes we need friendly fire

[Dokiestudioz]

XD I should start chargin people for ze healingz.

Awesome vid

[eggfinallap]

2:03 brilliant

[GamerWorlock]

I thought this was going to be stupid but its actually well made lol.

[IceWolfSV]

He should have eaten his sandvich xD

[fdnfdjnedb]

OM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM

[agentnumalol]

I never thought about it that way... But if the heavy can pay 400,00$ to fire that gun for 12 seconds, he can pay for insurance. Hence the Medic/ Heavy combo.

[sanshyuum1]

he doesnt pay for it, his company R.E.D. or B.L.U. does

[RoverJackTails]

LMAO!

[hubbacolahigh]

omfg so dam funny i am part of AFF to lol this is awsome

[619killa888]

GOLD PLAN, AAAAGGHHH!

[AndyTheMan212]

nice!

[Kowlslaw]

Oh my golly golly goobers! That was awesome. I Lol'ed.

[CTPAX92]

Originaly:

1.Scout-American

2.Soldier-Unknown(American I guess)

3.Pyro-Unknown

4.Demoman-SPY,joking Scotland

5.Heavy-Russian,

6.Engineer-Texas

7.Medic-German

8.Sniper-Great Britain(England)

9.Spy-Francuze

[1nquiz]

Sniper is Australian, AFAIK.

[FrostyFin]

"I'm a dinkum Aussie, not some bloody cartoon!"

Yep he's Australian

[eragon482]

should be way funnier if that medic turned up to be a spy and headshotted the heavy when he was at 1 hp

[scrando4]

"I'M DIEING YOU ASSHOLE!" Lol this is genius. Can't wait for more from you guys! :D

[jamieisjabba]

now that was fucking funny as hell lol make more......

[HARDEARNEDRATINGS]

EPIC this was funny!

[AwesomeFactory]

CTPAX, Yes we did re-use shots since our videos have (so far) been mostly about dialog. But I will ensure you, future movies will have more action.

[CTPAX92]

Don't forget to count me in too then:D

[CTPAX92]

LoL!2 hevyies on 0:59:D

[CTPAX92]

Hey guys,I don't remember that Medic and Hevy were chating so long when we were filming...?You used same video many times?

[starwarsmonkey8]

Hehe, this turned out pretty good. I'm the spy who backstabbed you before the filming bagan, remember?

[samgillispwnage]

good job guys thumbs up

[Nixux86]

Ahaha that'a awesome :D

The editing was really good and the voice acting.

Also I was that heavy :3

[ChmidthBG]

NICE :D

[EpicStudiosMagnum]

This is great! Glad to help out!

-Nade-Target

[Spartan769]

I love this. Nice machinima for TF2.

[Jayhawker30]

Whoever voiced that Medic has the sexiest voice I've ever heard...

I bet he's handsome too!

[samgillispwnage]

you obviously haven't heard mine =p

[phontomen]

:V lol

[CaptainComedy]

Good movie great direction fantastic voice acting great job!

[kazataniplayer]

your complamenting your own work, i know you did some of those voices, so YOU did a good job. all i did was play the blue soldier and i burned the heavy (not on screen).

[shadowgodny]

LOLOLOLOLOLOOLLLOLLOLOLOL

I think I need some fire insurance.

[camp0r182]

awesome machinima