Four Lions - Jihadi Video (unused scene)

[XxWilzOxX]

fes fes , wat, ur talking to a curtain it doesnt work, yh but u get the point do ya, no u dont it looks like ur talking to a curtain xD

[HCEveningWalk]

omg, seen it before a few times n still funny! lol

[W1GGL3StheW0RM]

fes i think its better with the box

[shadowelf1997]

2:02 i think its better with the box XD

[816Souljah]

"You look like spiderman" and "I think it was better with the box"

[Samypumaooo]

Yu Talking to the curtain. LoooL

[09dannydful]

31 jews

[MegaMrDamo]

All the arguing proves the fact that religion has no place in today's world

[DripDropDubstep]

"when osama bin fucking laden does a jihadi video, does he have a fucking cardboard box on his head!?" lul

[sohail9800]

images are haram

[BabiyyyH]

LMAO They should of used this scene xD

[Brotherhoodbikechief]

1:36 "yer tawking to a curtain it dasnt werk!"

[KurtCobainof21]

u look like a pakistani spiderman hahahaha barry classic!

[liduq]

LOL

[ThouShaltNotDefy]

Hahah, 'I have trained 50 crows with high explosives that will be flown in to your towers full of jews and slag utilities'

Brilliant film. :D

[doddzy0]

@MrMorriz1 u are completely right, only he could pull it off too haha legendary film

[FASKSA]

this movie is bullshit

[andyb1071]

@FASKSA your comment is bullshit

[Stu3100]

@FASKSA

why? cos it mocks you paki cunts?

[Jafs]

@Stu3100 ur such a dumb fuck who doesnt understand the movie....its made by Pakis you retard they didnt make it to make fun of pakis they made it to show firstly the lack of understanding of the western communities about jihad/islam and secondly to show the narrow mindedness of a small minority of arabs/pakis who become terrorists

[Stu3100]

@Jafs

the lack of understanding of the western communities'? really, shut up ya fuckin clown!'

[Jafs]

@Stu3100 shut up ya fucking clown...........go back to ur trashcan u pikey

[MrMorriz1]

@Jafs it was made by the white british atheist chris morris the" Pakis " are his actors .

[kiranpati]

'no, but he probably does it through a mirror' fucking brilliant!

[jockney7]

0.43, Barry is laughing as he asks him to take the box off his head.. LMAO, quality, rubber dingy rapids!

[Mallice88]

YOU LOOK LIKE PAKISTANS SPIDER MAN. LOOOL

[Finalhour100]

It works so well having the dude behind the camera speaking with that kind of Jason Stratham accent, just makes it even more jokes than it already is

[DontGetMeTwist]

why wasnt this in the film! :(

[unforgive]

Ad for world's greatest dating site came up during the vid, the irony lol-can't wait to watch this tonight @9Pm on Channel 4.

[XmPzEpicz]

@unforgive just watched it ! omg i rofled the whole way through ! :L :L :L

[sunray1100]

@XmPzEpicz Me too - it was on channel 4 and I missed the first hour ! But it's not on 4 od ! Oh God - I never laughed so hard in all my life! There were ten laughs in every single scene. Absolutely brilliant. Where can I watch it ??? I want to catch the first half.

[pacmandem]

@sunray1100 search for a torrent?!?!?!?!?! Like I did!! like very other person wanting to download it did...

[KKCool12]

"You look like pakistans spiderman"

[YZB25]

@whengoodtimesgobadd and stop arguing like a little girl... The most enjoyable additions to our society are the ones who know when to shut up

and the same goes to anyone else who goes on the comments of such a good movie and starts whining bullshit about religion and aetheism... save it for the religious and political videos

[sunray1100]

@YZB25 This movie takes the piss out of terrorists. It's a parody. It's a comedy which belittles terrorists. It doesn't glorify them - that's for sure.  I agree - this is just a movie - not a place to debate real terrorism, which of course does need to be debated and addressed. Great movie.

[YZB25]

@xenos60 as a matter of fact islam is the worlds' largest religion! pwnd sucka! :D

[haydenp1007]

fuck i love this movie

[nEwSoMe93]

Religion is retarded and only retarded and weak minded people believe in it.

[999999999999999views]

Respect for the dead.

[dudehop]

pictures are not haram

[Iaintonit]

you look like pakistans spiderman 

[Iaintonit]

kuffers

[rizzzz1]

darwens theory defies laws of physics and everyone knows it's doesn't make sense!

[rizzzz1]

@chucmanbob

are u an atheist? grab a piece of paper rip it into as many pieces as want and throw on the floor! what are the chances of it coming together? are u telling me everything evolved as a result of the big bang and the world and all it's mechanism came about, where everything relies on another for it to work! atheist believe it all started from a single cell organism and everything mutated as a result! What happens when something mutates?

[kamikrazi123]

@rizzzz1 I love when religious people try to use logic.

[Nickdacooldude]

@rizzzz1 it blows up

[CrossKennedy]

@rizzzz1 really retarded comparing pieces of paper to living cell organisms mr scientist

[xenos60]

@rizzzz1 I am a member of the world's largest religion; catholicism and I am authorised by the official stance of my church to say that creationism is fucking stupid.

[JakeLeeProductions]

@xenos60

you're an idiot. Shut up.

[Nilguiri]

@rizzzz1

It males a pleasant change to finally hear somebody who knows what they are talking about.

I can see you have an extensive knowledge of not only cosmology, but also biology.

Yes, atheists believe that the big bang produced a cell which evolved into everything.

Pure genius! Which university do you lecture at?

[mottylad2]

@Nilguiri And a hairy asian dude walking out of the desert claiming to have spoken to god after having no water food etc for many days and then spreads the religion with the sword on gods behalf is much more believable right? As Salamu Alaykum.

[Nilguiri]

@mottylad2

Why would I think that? What are you talking about?

[skerdude177]

so this part isnt in the film?

[teedonster2]

@skerdude177 extras

[uNamed2lyfe]

does he have a fucking cardboard box on his head?? hahahaa!!!!

[LaurynMyree]

nice movie..watched this in webmovietube for free

[RandomoGaming]

@LaurynMyree dont give a fuck

[leedebo2006]

You look like Pakistan Spiderman lmfao ahahahahaha

[Cupofteaaaa]

Fais: This is going out to all you unbelivers, all you kuffars, and you will feel our wrath, as our fingers tighten around your necks and you taste all your own vomit, I have trained 50 crows with high explosives, That will be flown into your towers full of jews and slag utitlities,

Barry: faisal faisal..

Faisal: We will show you exa-- What?

Barry: Take the box off.. Take the box off!

Failsal: Nah barry i can't.

Barry: Take the box off your head! You can't make a jihadi video with a bb----

[EveryWhichWayButStew]

rubberdingyrapids bro!

[eastlondon923]

26 people are pakistani spiderman's

[MegaSami121]

he probably does it through the mirror!!

OMG!!!! LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!­!!

[spoony2781]

great movie. couldnt stop laughing

[TANDY6688]

' Fais i think its better with the box ' lmao!!

[zxcvbnm35125]

They're all so stupid

[MsNationalInsecurity]

His dad eats moths

[rbrtchng]

"i've trained 50 crows with explosives, and will be flown into your towers" HAHAHAHA brilliant

[187donz]

IM AM PAKI RAMBO



[TheCrazyFinn]

I bet you can't make a jihadi video with the left side of your skull blown off, either.

[MultiFirebrand]

but no matter what he never puts his finger down

[MrAloo14]

now u gonna find out What da boom boom means

[xRINSA]

RuBbEr DinGY RaPiDs IniT MaN



[dorinadoritos]

you cant make a Jihadi video with a box on your head.

[TheKarate10]

@dorinadoritos Stfu u slaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaag.

[akhan711193]

If you ask them (about this), they declare: "We were only talking idly and joking." Say: "Was it at Allâh (swt), and His Ayât (proofs, evidences, verses, lessons, signs, revelations) and His Messenger (SAW) that you were mocking?"Make no excuse; you have disbelieved after you had believed. If We pardon some of you, We will punish others amongst you because they were Mujrimûn (disbelievers, polytheists, sinners, criminals).

[bakhtavar123]

''the images are haram''

[phaisith]

Haha. I really enjoyed that movie. The special features are great. Truly a masterpiece.

[armynutter53]

a pakistani spiderman haha

[2528997]

I can't eat and watch this at the same time. It's TOO funny. ROLMFAO

[RevvzNo2]

Four lions Dubstep Tune watch?v=_4vXY-88LmE

[leonidaroofner27]

fantastic website webmovietube,to watch free online movies..

[paczlilangel]

they should of used this man! lol

[786smm]

pakistani spiderman lolllllllllll

[ThezFad]

@CoolsWilffy Im not a pakistani. There aren't many athiest Pakistani families.

[hardy309]

"slag utilities "

[midnightmosesuk]

Hits a bit too close to home for some out seems.

[gerrabath]

"I think it's better with the box" LOL!!!

[SeregaKim1]

u look like paki*stan spyderman, LMAO

[SeregaKim1]

u look like pakistan spyderman, LMAO

[91FroSt91]

LMAO this is just BRILLIANT !!! XD

Thank you so much for posting that XD

[leonidaroofner27]

njoyed this great movie in webmovietube

[hairbear007]

@e433711 WTF is a Moslem??? LMAO

[carbronica]

@hairbear007 مسلم‎ is an Arabic word, it has many different translations into English. Moslem is perfectly acceptable.

[baliG83]

pankistani

[e433711]

chris morris you should not make jokes about religions. there are some things in this world we as a human should have respect for it. and religion is the first thing special for moslems. finally the movie will be a flop nad you will loose your authority. in some years noone would know you. you will be as most of the rich moviemaker junky, problem drinker and so on. you will see.

[oliversenord]

@e433711 Bullshit, with all the mess Religion causes around the world. People joke about politicians about other ideologies why should religion be any different? Plus if no-one ever questions it the world will never move forward.

[baliG83]

@e433711 ur wrong. instant cult movie.

[pauleddy89]

@e433711 Flop? It has been nominated for various awards, including an oscar you fool.

[septicskeptic2012]

@e433711 Of all the things humans do religion should be singled out for ridicule, the belief in stories made up by primitive men, fair play they were trying to explain the world around them, now we have proof the earth is billions of years old, evolution, physics and many other things they couldnt explain, but now we can, its time religion became a footnote to history.

[q3gold]

@septicskeptic2012 It's time for your mother to become a footnote for my penis. You stupid kafr bastard, get the fuck off our video.

[septicskeptic2012]

@q3gold lol, you seriously believe an illiterate man 1200 years ago had messages beamed into his head? This is exactly the truth of what you believe, check this chap out, he gets messages beamed into his head too:

youtube.com/watch?v=Zud8yB6I9M­I

lol

[septicskeptic2012]

@q3gold and I think I should add, YO FUCK YOUR MAMMA, if your up for a beasting pm me, we can arrange for me to eradicate yoru defective genes from the universe you dumb cunt!

[lee250893]

@e433711 hes not taking the piss out of religion, hes taking the piss out of extremists, ( and to everyone coming out with anti-religion stuff, the greatest charities and buildings in the world were created around religion,)

[septicskeptic2012]

@lee250893 Hmmm, even if what you said were true why should the belief in fairy tales be promoted? What are the greatest buildings? Ones that serve no useful purpose or the ones that enable us to live in the modern world, like power stations, big fuck off bridges, airports, seaports, all of these buildings can rightly be called great, places where you can waste your time chanting to your imaginary friend, while possibly beautiful, they serve absolutely no useful purpose.

[lee250893]

@septicskeptic2012 so when an old man is on his death bed, and the only thing thats keeping him happy is the belief in god, you would take that away from him? im totally against money making religion, (charity aside) but basic faith helps millions

[septicskeptic2012]

@lee250893 The fact that his belief consoles him in no whay justifies the notion that we should indulge his nonsense. How about just being a good person, knowing that you tried to make the world a better place, that should be consolation enough for anyone. As the fucktard below said to me, im a kufr, he didnt go on but the rest of his shit would be that I will burn in hell for not believing his particular fairy story. His 'prophet' shagged a 9 yr old little girl.

[lee250893]

@septicskeptic2012 you shouldn't jusge all religious people by that bellend, some of the smartest men in history were religious, including einstein, it doesnt mean your dillusinal, (by the way im not religious)

[thesombrerogalaxy]

@lee250893 Einstien wasn't religious.

[ThezFad]

@thesombrerogalaxy Haha but he did believe in God

[thesombrerogalaxy]

@ThezFad

"The word God is for me nothing more than the expression and product of human weaknesses, the Bible a collection of honourable, but still primitive legends which are nevertheless pretty childish. No interpretation no matter how subtle can (for me) change this. ... For me the Jewish religion like all other religions is an incarnation of the most childish superstition. "

A private letter to Eric Gutkind in 1954.. Just Google "Einstein God Eric Gutkind" to see the whole letter

[ThezFad]

Yeah I agree Judaism is a childish, false religion. If you want to remain narrow minded then it is your loss, if you want to truly investigate and make a balanced decision then read the Qu'ran.

I was raised up in an athiest family, I investigated every religion and I turned to Islam, and I hope you can do the same. <3

[Jeiaga]

@ThezFad all religion is open to criticism but good for you for finding a belief system that works for you

[ciggyciggy]

@ThezFad Poor deluded soul. You can get enlightenment, if you read some Spiderman comics with a cardboard box over your head!

[ThezFad]

@ciggyciggy No you are the poor deluded soul. When the Qu'ran, a book dictated by an illeterate man 1400+ years ago describes the big bang, the spherical shape of the Earth, The Water Cycle, Embryology, Zoology and many more things science has recently prooved - Then I feel it has some sense.

[deebadubbie]

@ThezFad I would bet my life that that book has nothing at all that encourages rationalism that is the basis of all science. Forget the shape of the earth: if poor illiterate folk could learn from book about tolerance for others and equality of all humans and men and women, then it would have been worthwhile to read.

Starting with you, sad, deluded soul calling another religion a "childish, false" religion. Pathetic loser, now begone so I can get back to my science books.

[ThezFad]

@deebadubbie Well before betting your life on it I would encourage you to read it. Yes but your missing the point - The QU' ran specifically talks about equality of all bar those who go against their creators - people like you.

Believe me I am not sad and neither am I deluged. THE FACT IS THE MAJORITY of the world is Muslim and the prediction is that in 100 years the world will be completely Islamic - these are demographic projections made by the USA and Britain before you try chatting shit.

[deebadubbie]

@ThezFad Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to reform (or pause and reflect). Mark Twain 1904

[chuckmanbob]

@ThezFad the majority of the world is christian you tit, also what does that mean, the world will be completely islamic ? can we have a link to this 'study' please

[ThezFad]

@chuckmanbob No the world majority is Islam not Christian you idiot. And just search on google any religious demographic graph and go to like 2060

[ciggyciggy]

@ThezFad what is your opinion of those who live in the west, and decide to bomb the bollocks of innocent people in the name of some book?

[ThezFad]

@ciggyciggy Give me an example of a country in "The West" who follow the Qu'ran and bomb innocent people. If your referring to America and Britain then they are certainly NOT Islamic. My opinion is that you should not judge ISLAM by the actions of a small amount of MUSLIMS. Judge it individually by your own research and if you don't like it then fine - but don't come having a go at me because i've made a different choice to you.

[chuckmanbob]

@ThezFad you are either a moron or a liar, otherwise you would be a buhdist

[ThezFad]

@chuckmanbob Naa I'm just educated.

[chuckmanbob]

@ThezFad where, where have you been educated that could possibly allow you to come to that conclusion ? 

[ThezFad]

@chuckmanbob I was educated in a Private school in London where we were taught about every religion evenly. The teacher was Christian and we studied Islam for a term. It appealed to me, so I went out and studied it more, and slowly began to understand its real ethics - beneath all the crap you hear on the news or read on websites. My advice for you is stop being so narrow minded and go read another holy book - if not the Qu'ran then the Bible, whatever - just dont stick to what you were born as.

[ThezFad]

@chuckmanbob Here's a link if your so desperate - watch?v=Z0N-kb525cg

[chuckmanbob]

@ThezFad i can't believe you actually took that video as fact ? it was on a page dedicated to islam, the unnamed research is most likely HUGELY biased, atheism is the fastest growing ideology in the west, also if you are so well educated why can you not distinguish between your and you're.Please don't pretend to be something you clearly are not, just because it is difficult to prove from behind a computer; get a life rather than picking arguments on the Internet.

[ThezFad]

@chuckmanbob I think you'll find it's you thats been picking arguments. Argue as much as you want because it's me that looks down on you with laughter.

[chuckmanbob]

@ThezFad it is patronizing and condescending rhetoric such as that which many hate from religious people who see themselves as more learnéd and spiritual because of their beliefs, where as the opposite is in fact the case

[ThezFad]

@chuckmanbob "Many hate from Religious people"

What "Many" are you talking about? Islam is the biggest religion in the world and next to that is Christianity, two very similar religions. Yes we are more spiritual than you, and if you dont see truth which doesnt look likely then you will find out the hard way that all us Muslims were right.

[chuckmanbob]

@ThezFad Christianity is actually the largest religion in the world..... still u are a moron, why argue, your ignorance is impervious to logic

[ThezFad]

@ThezFad Purely because it was what you were taught by your parents - believe me parents can be wrong. A lot.

[cruelzeppelin666]

HAHAHAHaHaHahahaha!!! XD That was great!

[peterthemonkey]

1:48

"You look like a pakistanii Spiderman"

nice one LOL

btw. why the hell is "pakistanii" without the double "i" censored :S

Cheers.

[ajmf35029]

Fessl. you're taking to a curtain. LOL

[devilsown6666]

response to the muslims wrote this, if anything they have english names, who runs the film industry even channel four. Do some research.

[devilsown6666]

ok who made this film? muslims or jews?

[sozuruQ2]

congratz to my sis for highest rated comment :D

[lampet11]

You brainwashed people are sooooooooooooooooooo funny.

Why don't you go back to your third world shite holes and leave us normal people alone?

[devilsown6666]

Lets do a film about jews bitting their babys foreskins off after they are born. oh yeah can't do that.

[ThetaWaves69]

@devilsown6666 it's made by muslims you retard

[ThetaWaves69]

Allah was a pork chop nom nom i just ate him

[lionsingh18]

comic genius..just like the pathetic MDL.

[InfernosNinthCircle]

"You look like Pakistan's Spider-man."

Best quote of the scene.

[NBlegacy]

Thiss by faar is my fav part

" i cant show my face cause its a image an images are haram" baaaahhaha i died when he said that xD

[SilentMovieReviewer]

This is British Comedy at it's best. Monty Python's 'The Life of Brian' was also met with a lot of criticism due to the sensitive subject matters, but it's still very funny!

[jackdubfield]

i hate indians.

[nemesis20201]

hahahahahahhaha abdule you are fuking idiot ahhahahahahhahahahhahahahahahh­aahah

[challister]

Brilliant, Barry is the perfect comedy sidekick for Fezel.

[karan0986]

lol jokes

[gordonkunkel]

There's a grave possibility that the ones who don't get this are the people we need to watch out for!

[captaincomputa]

@gordonkunkel Don't talk shit,57 people got blown to pieces,not something to joke about knobhead.

[Exoixx]

@gordonkunkel lol that should have been the tagline :)

[LeavingOnAJetPlanex]

LOL, "I think it's better with the box"

[ilovebluessolos]

why is his finger up the whole time ?