SARAH PALIN FLUTE or how i stopped worrying & love the bomb

[ThePinkspray]

Fuck her.

[alexkills]

God she's not even fit to play my skin flute.

[Performerx43]

I really just think she just picked the wrong instrument. She should take on something more aggressive, like the tuba.

[jazzflutist]

My theory is that it's a lot simpler to blow than to suck ... the flute that is. But, Sarah, she must be good, because she can do it cross-eyed.

[cplduce]

Stupid Commie propoganda

[jazzflutist]

She wasn't too bad, until the nukes starting falling. Putin would just dress her in a wolfskin and shoot at her from helicopters.

[MamoDad]

"This one time, at band camp, I stuck a flute in my pussy. "

[cottonwhiskersuk]

i'm not quite sure what you were trying to do here, and even less sure that it worked.

[AthensBenin]

I feel sorry for Kubrick after seeing that.

[brainjesus]

the cross mixing of tracks just does not work... good concept though...

[tiffloser]

Wow. She is a terrible flautist...

[redhead761]

Stupid, tone-deaf, cross-eyed, and vain! My kinda woman! Can this bimbo do ANYTHING that would make her VP material? Thank you, America, for a vote for change! Her next "blow job" would have been the White House!

[Drumvain]

She's A cross eyed beauty queen. LMFAO

[somewhatlongdong]

i wonder if she looks like this when she sucks the "first dude's" cock.

[wopwoman]

Ok.. So we learned she can blow..

[rvt100]

I laughed so hard! who would have known she is cross-eyed behind the glasses.

[MzProgressive]

OMG I played flute for six years - could she pick an EASIER piece to play for a competition?? Doubtful! She doesn't even have the breath to hold the notes to the end.

I played my flute in a HS Pageant and chose a GRADE 6 DIFFICULTY piece (highest) w/piano accompaniment, this thing is barely Grade 2 - JUST LIKE HER POLITICAL POLICIES!

[bigsoundz]

she can't play flute; doesn't look good in a swimsuit; knows very little about the world outside of Alaska; no travel experience; remedial education.

I'M WAITING FOR JOE BIDEN'S SWIMSUIT PORTION OF THE CONTEST TO MAKE UP MY MIND IN THE ELECTION.

But seriously, Republicans, if you love your kids, you won't subject to them to the hell that will come from a McCain/Palin ticket.

[10sj71]

Look! It's the Republicans Next Great Hope! She doesn't read, she can't tell you what the Bush Doctrine is...but isn't she just the cat's pjs? What a great president she would make! country first! ooops, make that Freaky Fundy Agenda First. End Days, coming soon to a white house near you!

[greatgonzales]

I shall play you a song of my people...

[ssowash]

she has some crazy eyes...

[Redsoxxplayer]

lol great video

[threerandot]

Besides being a right-wing evangelical, she plays the flute badly. Sarah needed more practice or better ears! She is at times, flat and then sharp.

[pyrioni]

Oh my god, she is not an accomplished flautist. not even 10% near.

[phoenix0729]

this is absolutely TERRIBLE!!!!!!!!! OMG

[zither88]

woah the beauty pageant was completely foreshadowing. her song is the soundtrack to the end of days she will bring. i'm moved.

[meredumais]

I wish someone would air the segment where she has to answer a 'deep' question...if there *is* such a segment in the 'Miss Alaska' pageant, that is...

[meredumais]

I've finally figured why she winks so much and wears opaque glasses: she's crosseyed !

Brilliant combo with Vera and Dr. Strangelove !

[amirishl337]

She cannot even play in tune jeeze how can she be expected to run a state? Because we all know McCain will die any minute.

[KremeDeMentia]

Had she just come from performing in "CATS"? I think she forgot to take her make-up off.

[usergently]

And dinosaurs walked with Ian Anderson!

[aliceborealis]

I bet she never knew one Jethro Tull tune.

[dirtyflute]

Check out Jethro Tull with Sarah Palin doing Locomotive Breath!

[melantha71]

wow, she really does suck at EVERYTHING. amazing...

[gessono]

nerdy

[bubba5000]

I met her at the Wasilla Supper Club and I happen to know that she goes cross-eyed when she blows the "skin flute".

Q: Does she.....

A: Yes, Yes, definitely swallows!

[shonester]

Obama doesn't.

[DaKirinator]

Oh! . . . And this one time, in band camp!

[cidvisions]

Is it just me or does she look cross-eyed the whole time?

[meredumais]

I've also noticed the cross-eyed thing since the first time they trotted her out, cidvisions. She looks completely cross-eyed throughout that thrill-a-second sportscast, for example...

[ironchopsticks]

palin likes to play on mccain's skin flute.

[XcelesteXmagixX]

so gross. no intonation, no vibrato, no phrasing. ugg. a 7th grader could probably play better than she did. 10-years-playing my ars. accomplished? how? hunting the moose in alaska by killing them with how out of tune she is?

[shonester]

You probably much prefer the drunken singing of Biden at age 60.

[acapulco8762]

and making babies...and did

[JHSEsq]

Painful. That's the only word to describe every aspect of it . . . from her lack of intonation, to her outfit, to her inability to stand still to . . . Kinda like the next 4 years are gonna be if she gets elected. It will be 4 LONG and very PAINFUL years for America. GO OBAMA!

[jbarnes777]

Palin is blowing on McCain's flute now...she can see Russia from under McCain's desk...lol

[ninunaia]

Palin is obviously in this way over her head. But watching the clip about nuclear weapons I actually started to feel sorry for her. Is she really that naieve? Is she really such a tool? Wow. I feel bad for her. But I feel even worse for us: Americans who could actually end up with this uninformed religious maniac talking puppet as a President.

Not to mention that she can't play the flute. She runs out of breath before the phrase ends, and she is out of tune with the orchestra. Yuck!

[85beau]

LOL what a freak.

[LakerKev]

Oh man this is funny! LOL

[darkpassengerx]

Palin practiced on Brad Hanson's skin flute behind her husband's back.

[lslack12]

As a flute teacher, I am absolutely appalled. I have students at 6 weeks of playing that play better. 10 years....give me a break!

[leadzhead]

sarah palin is skilled in one area only-the missionary position!HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

[DhampirKrispie]

Dear lord, she'd been playing for ten years? I'm usually modest but I've been playing for ten years and I'm pretty sure I could school her up, down and sideways. That just...wow. Epic fail.

[lv3ddip]

Now I get it! This is the skill that got her the VP nomination.

[beautifulspam]

Since comments have been disabled on the other palin flute videos, let me just say that she sucks. Even to my untrained ear her playing sounds like a recital in any junior high school gymnasium in the world.

[delsur2009]

hahahahaha, sorry

[taocila]

Be nice, people... I believe a foreign head of state like Vladimir Putin would really appreciate this sort of "experience". Or who knows, Indian and Pakistani politicians might be interested in this kind of performance to keep Cobras in the basket. Go, Mrs. Palin, go... away.

[NonStampCollector]

Jesus, it was just as funny the second time.

[NonStampCollector]

Fucking Hell. OK, I admit I am drunk, but I have not laughed so hard for fucking MONTHS. This is hilarious.

Palin is a turd, and she plays the flute worse than fucking Ron Burgandy.

[0ooiioo0]

HAHAHA!!!! funny shit indeed!

[WonderfulSarah]

How awesome all those explosions ! WHOAAA!

I love Sarah Palin bythe way,she is an angel fallen fromheaven.

[0ooiioo0]

She is a true angel and she has helped provide you with an invaluable gift my friend, the shit for brains in your undeveloped skull.

[Partar]

...falling from heaven like poop!

[WonderfulSarah]

poop is brown

Sarah is a white woman

[Partar]

*yawn*

[brabon1]

she looks like ginger from gilligans island