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  • Nothing can stop /co/'s cartoon lust.

  • The thing I just can"t wrap my head around is........ Is the general public SO DUMB that it actually works to pay for expensive TV time EVEN with having to explain how absolutely appalling the side effects are. Had to be the single worst list of side effects EVER...LOL

  • the free trial offer is what really bothers me. How the HELL would you hand this out as a free fuckin trial??? It can kill you!!!

  • Does this drug work as well with people as it does with cartoon characters?

  • @billthegrunt

    lol i will try it out and will let you now soon :)

  • @dell1940 ps thats if i dont die after taking this drug

  • Note how throughout the entire commercial her depression is still with her, even AFTER she takes Abilify. Literal Message: Buy our drugs because you will feel better! Find out if you can get this long list of side-effects including suicidal tendencies, high blood pressure, seizures and more! Even when you take Abilifyn your depression will still persist! Its a no brainer! Don't pharmaceuticals just ROCK!?

  • I thought this commercial was a joke with all the side-effects. I'm surprised it isn't more of a youtube phenomenon.

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  • The depression is so cute. X3

  • @xxxDeepxBluexxx I lived with girls for all my life.. and I have come to the conclusion that GIRLS FIND EVERYTHING CUTE. -_-

  • @SuperNumber19 Urm...not really.

  • Ahh this was the worst drug ever! My dr. said it was to help me control my temper when I feel upset. But after I was on Abilify for a few weeks, that became worse. I was depressed and my temper was out of control. Plus, I gained a lot of weight and it was very difficult to get it off. Then, I HAD to be taken off it because it worsened my seizures. Thank God! No more Abilify!

  • Notice how "Depression" never really goes away?

    That's because it doesn't.

    Listen carefully to what they're saying: you don't GET RID of it--you MANAGE it.

    It's always there at the back of your mind.

  • The animation style used in these Abilify commericals looks a LOT like that used in the 1990's Fox animated series "The Critic". 

  • She looks like a depressed Lois Griffin.

  • Very funny! You MUST watch ABILIFY KILLS on YouTube. I'm the former spokesman for Abilify and the drug nearly killed me. Hopefully you'll forward the link to ABILIFY KILLS to family, friends and your psychiatrist!

  • Your video is a favorite on Cuba

  • This drug industry is making big bucks out of ordinary sadness and anger they want you to be like the Brady Bunch.

    Be human and face up to your issues. Sir William ostler said: " if all the materia medicae (Drugs) were thrown into the sea it would be that much better for mankind and that much worse for the fishes."

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  • Big money where you take one drug to assist taking another. And another. And another.

  • I read up on side effects people have had

    "•A painful erection of the penis that does not go away (priapism)"

    (shudders)

  • My God, I'll be depressed having those side-effects. Screw this.

  • I'd rather be depressed than having one of those side effects.

  • Announcer: Are you depressed?

    Me: Yes.

    Announcer: Take Abilify, you won't be depressed anymore.

    Me: Finally, something...

    Announcer: Side affects include: Dizziness, puking, explosive diarrhea, hair loss, chills, going insane, crashing cars into oak trees, turning into a cartoon, random bleeding, gaining 10 pounds, loss of your right arm...

    Me: O_O Screw it.

  • i like how 2/3 of the commerical is the side effects...

  • I have an answer for all her problems that wont kill u or harm u its called a blunt

  • xD

  • I don't have any problems like people do these days but when I watch these type of commercial with side effects it just makes me sick to hear them over and over. Of course certain are not meant for anyone. Guess they no longer test on rats anymore? I swear no one would risk to buy these drugs. XD

  • SHARE YOUR FOOD WITH THE DEPRESSION, AND BOTH OF YOU WILL BE HAPPY

  • oh, I get it: ABLE.

    Now she takes, abi-li-fy, she's now AB-LE.

    hahahahahaha witchdoctors need to be on the terror-watch list.

  • i mean, fuck abilify

  • fuck u

  • What the hell is this ad all about? Why the hell would anyone take a drug where the worst side effect is uncontrolable muscle movement, decrease in white blood cells, seizures, coma or death? I think I'll stick to drugs where the worst side effect is something like acid reflux, mate!

  • @Gleekoid54 exactly, the good side, you're not a sad sap, the flip side, .....everything else in the world.

  • Depression used to define me...then i died.

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  • the human race is insane and we are all doomed. nothing more to say.

  • That black balloon is taking notes during the video, so he can find the loopholes and take over her life again!

  • @momofthree

    dude is more attentive in class than i am, Shit

  • So if I take this drug i could get high blood pressure, lose muscle control, have seizures, become confused easily, become suicidal, and go into a coma. Well at least i wont be depressed anymore. Thanks Abilify!

  • @jjmase85

    Not understanding the seriousness of an issue like depression is something that I find fundamentally wrong with the new Generations.

  • So you can't use Joe Camel to push cigarettes, but using cartoons pushing toxic poison on the entire populous is A-Ok!. Do not take these drugs, they are so dangerous and can ruin your health for life, if it doesn't give you more psychiatric problems then you already have first. These drug companies are criminal.

  • WATCH ABILIFY KILLS ON YOUTUBE - - AND FORWARD TO YOUR FAMILY, FRIENDS AND DOCTORS - - DO NOT TAKE THIS DRUG!

    Because of "direct to consumer" advertising, which is only allowed in two countries in the world for pharmaceuticals, all of a sudden it's totally fine to make suggestions to your doctor about medication based on what you watch on television (which is created by "big pharma"). Abilify may work fast, but it makes people ill FAST and is potentially lethal.

  • Please write to Sonia Choi, the spokeswoman for Abilify at Bristol Myers Squibb and complain about this ridiculous advertisement. You can e-mail her at sonia.choi@bms.com

  • Probably one of the most unsuccessful ads for a pharmaceutical on television - - and most criticiized. Please watch ABILIFY KILLS on YouTube

  • What is the governments problem and the pharmecutical companys??????? you know what can replace all these types of drugs is Marijuana. i dont see how they dont use it. the governments are puting bad propaganda out on it making it look like its a big threat. out of all of the money the government is puting in to fight illegal drugs 75% of the money goes to fight marijuana and 25% of it goes to the rest extacy, coocaine, herione etc.

  • Anyone notice the robe was in almost every shot of the commercial? The robe is supposed to represent depression. Propaganda?

  • So does that black turd follow you the rest of your life?

  • if i was that woman i would rather live with my depression than taking that piece of side effect bunch!!!!

  • Seriously that sounds worse than heroine.

  • get a sack of weed, you dipshit

  • So you kinda get rid of depression but get a lot more painful and seriously dangerous diseases?... Christ, I don't suffer from depression but hearing all those side effects makes me want to kill myself!

  • Chronic debilitating depression looks like Cookie Monster. Cute.

  • Okay, did a check of the side-effects compared to the Fluoxetine crap my doctor gave me. They're pretty much the same, except Fluoxetine is also marketed in the US as an anti-depressant for (wait for it...) pets.

    So my doc pretty much gives me pet medicine with a dozen side effects AND withdrawal symptoms to cure my depression. I always knew he was a jerk.

  • Oh my god as someone who deals with hardcore depression I can tell you the cartoon woman and doctor (especially the look on the doctors face on the movie screen talking about the side effects) are SO CREEPY. Even just the whole feel of the add. It would been a strange campaign with live actors but using the cartoons just makes it creepy.

  • You must watch ABILIFY KILLS on YouTube. The woman speaking is reading from a script and it's just not an adjunct treatment for depression. The side effects of Abilify are horrendous: coma and death. Is it worth being on Abilify?

    This woman feels better after two weeks? That's a load of crap.

  • I watched one "Abilify" ad similar to this yesterday-only it was worse. I'm still shocked by the wretchedness of Big Pharma. The subconscious & people's self-worth is being attacked as never before- what a bunch of disgusting murderers- this cartoon is Satanic, anti-mankind filth. . .

  • @hozayamz you sure? haha i know what these fucks are capable of... what exactly do you mean? i got sub'd abilify still looking at the box now lol....not for depressing, but because more of skitzo/ocd/anxiety... alot of it's just a mindset and im on/off when i tell myself that...think abilify could be designed in such a way to worsen you PURPOSELY? go on plz...

  • @hozayamz i just dont see any masonic or satanic symbolism in the commercial or anything

  • @Devon187 I have the sense that whatever dangers lurk in mental problems like depression- taking these pills is an additional danger. Despite all the anger I have over a series of issues- I have to see all emotions as a gift. Life isn't about being happy- it couldn't possibly be that trite & transitory. The people that make and prescribe these things don't know what they are doing- but they are making money. There's a lot of money in "crazy"- I don't want to be Hollywood happy- peace-

  • Lol doesn't sound that bad, High blood sugar leading to death? I can shake it off.

  • ABILIFY KILLS on YouTube - - this drug is being overprescribed for young people and the elderly and may be no better than a placebo. BMS puts profit before the health of their patients.

  • Wow sounds great. Did you guys know Abilify is a anti-psychotic medication? Yeah.. doesn't really help with depression its suppose to help those with schizophrenia problems.

  • This is one of your favorite commercials? Try taking ABILIFY and see what it does TO you.

    And then watch ABILIFY KILLS on YouTube and you'll realize how dangerous this drug that makes BMS more than $2.5 billion truly is.

    Throw your ABILIFY into the dumpster.

  • @electroboyla what if its a low dose like 2mg is it still bad ? have you tried it ?

  • These commercials piss me off every time I see them. I love how they keep saying "My Depression" Like it's a fucking pet or something. The truth is, this is just some cunt reading off a script for a FUCKING CARTOON. This is a mockery to everyone with serious depression. "Pop a pill, I'm so fucking happy now!" Also, the side effects make it sound retarded to even take this shit.

  • @Segeric

    But if you have uncontrollable muscle movements you won't care about your depression

  • i think this is one of my favorite commercials. what studio animated this???

  • The word depression or depressant was used 12 times in the minute and a half commercial. That's an average of 1 mention every 7.5 seconds. Think they are trying to get into ur sub conscience?

  • Why would Lois have depression

  • LIES LIES LIES LIES LIES LIES LIES LIES LIES LIES LIES LIES LIES LIES LIES LIES LIES LIES LIES!! I was actually on Abilify and NONE OF THIS HAPPENED! It was the worst summer of my life (living with no emotion and always being tired is NOT fun)

  • Please watch ABILIFY KILLS on YouTube

  • Wow... what the hell?!!

  • Great comment below - - this is NOT an ant-depressant - - it's definitely an anti-psychotic. And NOBODY has any results in one week - - utter crap. Please watch ABILIFY KILLS on YouTube

  • False Advertisement!!!!! It makes people think Abilify is an anti depressant when Abilify is an antipsychotic drug. Some side effects are Coma, higher risk of diabetes, MORE DEPRESSION, random twitching of the mouth/tounge and or DEATH. and I forgot to mention, IT COSTS 600 DOLLARS PER BOTTLE while most antidepressants cost less (which raises the question, do they prescribe this shit to help people or just for the money?)

  • I love the animation of this commercial :)

  • Half the commercial is a guy explaining how the product can ruin you. Now THAT'S marketing, amirite?

  • @opalgoblin It makes me feel kinda...what's the word again...

  • @InfiniteRandom Happy? Delighted? Optimistic? Naively bliss?

  • Are you depressed? We'll then take ABILIFY ! We'll give you something to be depressed about.

  • This is the funniest damn commercial I've ever seen. I forgot what the drug was supposed to actually help with when the narrator was done telling me all the ways it'll destroy my life. How did this get approved?

  • ABILIFY is not for everyone? It's not for anyone. Please watch ABILIFY KILLS on YouTube and hear the REAL facts about this dangerous drug.

  • Why does the doctor need to set up a projection machine just to show a video of himself talking? IT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE!

  • Why are white people always depress?

  • HOW IS THIS LEGAL WITH ALL ITS LIFE THREATENING SIDE EFFECTS AND THE NATURAL PLANT MARIJUANA WHICH ALSO TREATS DEPRESSION, HAS BEEN AROUND FOR THOUSANDS OF YEARS, AND HAS NEVER, EVER KILLED ANYONE!? FFFFUUUUCCCCKKKKK THEEEEE GOVERNMENTTTTTTTT

  • And weed is illegal.

  • FREE TRAIL OFFER

    Death a possible side effect.

  • One of the side effects is DEATH. Mmmmm let me consider my pros and cons.....

  • ABILIFY KILLS on YouTube - - please watch this video now.

    Adding Abiify to your anti-depressant will, most likely, do nothing. It may be no better than a placebo

    And the side effects are horrendous!

    Don't buy into Bristol Myers Squibb, their lies and their "free trial offer."

  • remember the same docs that are prescribing this shit are telling you to take vaccines. 2+2=4!!!

  • seems abilify has more warnings than if it can make u better :/

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  • Americas advertisements takes women for idiots, and why not, they are so sucked into reality television and believe whatever TV and media tell them. This commercial is directed straight toward emotionally charged middle aged women who will do anything to make themselves feel younger or better about themselves, but what they don't know is that this shit is going to kill them in the long run, and the advertisements don't give a care in the world about their, but only for the money in their pocket.

  • How long will it be before we see one of those class action lawsuits: Have you or a loved one ever taken Abilify? If so you may be entitled to compensation. I don't get why all of these pills with a million potential side effects get passed, its so backwards.

  • Anyone notice that the the depression cloud never really goes away for good?

  • Side effects seem worse than depression itself...

  • Just smoke weed, fuck this poison

  • I love how half us this entire commercial is nothing but side-effects.

  • I think the little depression blob thing is cute. It just wants to be her fwiend!

  • This drug for depression can make you DEPRESSION WORSE, make you SUICIDAL, even more so in younger adults. Permanent muscle movements !!!!!! wtf thats crazy, if you were not that depressed to begin with, you will be after taking this drug.

  • Here's what's funny, that black cloud called her "depression" looks like a big ass fart cloud following around

  • ABILIFY KILLS on YouTube!

  • The depression is plotting its next move .. lurking nearby

  • Please visit ABILIFY KILLS on YouTube and learn the truth from the original spokesman of Abilify for BMS - - Abilify is not a wonder drug.

  • Did Marjane Sitrapi--the director for the animated film "Persepolis"--animated this commercial? The art style for the film looks a lot like this commercial.

  • "anti-depressants" cure your depression when you kill yourself & put an end to that Try some today!! LMFAO!

  • even after the dosage, the depression still lingers...

  • >Find a woman with depression

    >Pick her up and walk her over to a projector

    >Sit her and her depression down to study

    >Turn on projector

    >It's me talking

  • OMG!!! This is Joyce Summers!! I knew Buffy's mom didn't die!

  • abilify doesn't turn away the black cloud lol

  • Do you want to know what works best for depression? A healthy diet, weight lifting (girls too), and biking or jogging--I guarantee it will make you feel better.

    Abilify will not act like a doctor helping you out of a dark hole, it will make you feel as if you are stuck ing a dark hole.

  • @RichieScorpio64 Wrong. I did that, it didn't help. I still have negative, horrible thoughts about myself event though I was losing weight. Abilify is horrible, and I wouldn't take it, but antidepressants made a difference for me.

  • @ericsummey95 I just can't see poor health as a positive thing: body, mind or spirit.. Maybe you need pills, but weights and cardio can't hurt. Weights and cardio made me want to live, where as the five to six years prior, I wanted to die and was slowly trying to kill myself through neglect.

    Did you try finding a nice gym near your house? Going to a gym made the difference to me--and I really don't even like being around people.

  • @RichieScorpio64 Cardio and weights made me worse. I tried it for 2 months and every day I dreaded the fact knowing that is what I have to do.

    I already said Abilify is horrible. I talked to the psychiatrist and he suggested adding Abilify and I refused, so he added Wellbutrin to my Lexapro.

  • this is legal but weed isnt?

  • ABILIFY = DEATH

    Watch ABILIFY KILLS on YouTube now!

  • hello, i don't think we're wondering what the black hole represents; we're just questioning the implication that people who suffer from depression are hounded by it and never know when its going to act up and the negativity the hole represents is always with them. victims of depression are many and vaary widely; this a way the drug maker can lump them together and try to sell them on treatment with their drugs. like the pristiq doll...

  • they don't just want to sell anyone their shit; they want to sell their shit to people who will keep taking the shit they've already been taking and take this shit in addition to their original shit. maybe it's good for the memory 'cause that's a lot of shit to remember B*)

  • Abilify i a drug that was first used for schizophrenia, then for bipolar disorder and now as an adjunct treatment for depression. It's also a drug with some of the worst side effects I ever experienced. And I was the spokesman for Abilify.

    Remember, ABILIFY = DEATH

    Please check out the YouTube video titled "Abilify Kills" for my story.

  • @hotchowder and the other 1/3 are about weight loss

  • Here's me, and here's my hole. WTF XP

  • This is without a doubt the creepiest most depressing commercial I have ever seen. Who would "ask their doctor" for this crap? This society must be running on one shot, dysfunctional cylinder to drink this kind of koolaid. OMFG WE THE PEOPLE are PHUKKKKKD. That black blob following the lady? I mean WTF is this about. WAKE THE F--KUP. GOD almighty did not intend for his children to be swallowing this poison. Grow a vegetable garden and eat the harvest. There you will find true JOY.

  • Holy horse balls batman, I'm getting fucking depressed by how many drug commercials there are on tv!!!!

    Its a sign of the times when 1/3 of the commercials on tv are drugs and another 1/3 are insurance or debt relief.

  • thank you ronald reagan for letting big pharma pushing drugs on tv

  • @CherryTnT Obviously depression is a demon. Abilify just makes it weak, but it will always be there.

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  • That black thing is a negative entity, which latches onto people who are depressed. This drug must appease both the host and parasite, because it doesn't show the black spirit going away, it simply becomes less impinging when you are on this drug. ha.

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  • How in fuck's cunt can you smile and set up a picnic while risking coma/death

  • @EightBitAcid Aspirin can cause coma/death. All medications come with risks. Eating a donut comes with the risk of choking.

  • xD I want that little blob of depression following me. It's so cute for some strange reason.

  • excuse me, but is that the disease-blackened potato of gloom & doom?

  • Does Anyone think depression looks like a floating bloob? This commercial is creepy.

  • @CherryTnT Cause your depression doesn't actually go away by taking meds.

  • Took it yesterday, and Id rather have anxiety.

  • @Wingedmagician Be glad you're not being forced to take it, as 5 and a half million adult America's are, either by court order, family order or to receive government or community benefits such as SSI or subsidized housing. They don't have a choice, they have to continue taking neuroleptics even when they are torturing and killing them.

  • 2 handfuls of raw organic cashews = 1 dose of Prozac

  • cheer the fuck up.

  • Wow I never knew Lois Griffin had it so bad.

  • So yeah saw this because of the animation and does anyone know who animated it? Looks familiar or something.

  • I just saw this commercial on tv and I was like wtf at all the side effects

  • I was put on this medicine back on the 11th. I looked at the video because I knew I had heard of this. Reading the comments kind of makes me scared. I don't know if I should really tell the doctor this for next time. 'Yeah, people said they've gotten worse after taking it." Not exactly confident now.

  • I saw this commercial with the sound off... I had no idea what it was supposed to be about

  • @CherryTnT Maybe the "depression" has depression itself! XD

  • Does anybody think that the girl behind the dude at 0:59 looks creepy???

  • WOW, What the fuck America. THIS DRUG is legal and allowed to advertise on TV!? When it can cause worse depression, put you in a comma, decrease your white blood cells (which can be serious), impair your judgment, increase risk of death or stroke, permanent uncontrollable muscle movements, seizures, etc. And yet MARIJUANA is ILLEGAL! WHAT THE FUCK AMERICA!

  • this shit will kill you. they say it 3 different times. and it's FDA approved. smoke a blunt you'll feel better and the side effects include drowsiness, hunger, and laziness. I think that's better for you...

  • Am I the only one who thinks the woman on this commercial is beautiful?

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  • I'll explain this F**ked up med and meds like it, For me it caused problems for people that are around me, all the time basically you tell people and your doctor your business. I took like two of "MY" doses and my mind crashed!! that was a side effect from abilify

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  • FREE TRIAL OFFER??? WTF!

    getting people hooked on drugs then making a lot of money with it..