Ballmer sells windows1.0

[ToysTechNerdiness]

Does anyone else think he sounds kinda like a teenager after getting too much caffeine?

[camerondryan1]

;p notepad's been around forever

[MsPichuTheOverlord]

Watching this while listening to tik tok in another tab: Profit

[Invesigator]

It unbelievable that is he is big, respectable guy behind todays Microsoft.

[zacherycote49]

This is a very "like" video. =p

[shad0wlord]

Nebraskans gonna nebraska.

[Prynneone]

And for this they made him CEO? My gosh...Steve Jobs was the only sane person in this industry.

[yoshiapplecachetitos]

390 People are from Nebraska.

[Marshillboy]

Which pixel is Steve Ballmer?

[videoboy47]

You know I am thinking of upgrading. Since viewing this video on my DOS 1.0 computer was extreeeemely difficult.

[equityx]

poor nebraska

[ochgottnochma]

OH MY GOD I WANT IT !!

[SpinozasPsyche]

Wow. You get a clock!

[12bobsmith]

@SpinozasPsyche I know, right!

[srudkowski]

I zawsze jedyne 99$ :)

[EinFreund11]

I buy Windows only just for minesweeper^^ and of course paint.

[CCKsoldier]

Fuck you Nebraska!

[maccollectorZ]

The box it comes in is worth more than the operating system itself....Geez, this is such a rip-off of the Apple GUI.

[TheRoyalAconite]

@maccollectorZ which Apple copied from Xerox

[maccollectorZ]

@TheRoyalAconite Well, they showed their idea to Apple, and Apple actually made it happen. Their GUI had many gaps in it and other problems.

[acglass]

I loved cardfile.

[kingsknightuk]

a clock!!!!! im sold!saves me buying a watch!

[prasaddd]

reality distortion field (windows version)

[IS0iOS]

Kevin butler is better

[PompousPreacher]

Why couldn't you order it in Nebraska?

[Plausiblesarge]

I wonder if Windows 1 was made by developers developers developers developers developers developers developers developers

[helpstring]

Ballmer is the best (for youtube fun).

[prux]

lotus 123 with miami vice *suit waggle*

[ramgoofy]

What an idiot!

[nozcr]

Yes, but can it keep the rain out of my house during a thunderstorm? I'm sticking with Anderson Windows.

[andrewpsh88]

What a shame ... He's an absolute idiot and clown ...

[nozcr]

@andrewpsh88 But he's the fourth richest man in the US! What is the secret to his success? Oh yeah, Bill Gate's Harvard dorm room mate.

[Chrisgodoflard]

Bill was to tired to advertise there operating system, so he hired a bald dude and drugged him on crack.

[MAZiERNiCKi11357]

wait a sec.... "(Big Breath)" your telling me it has a clock??

[agilax]

me hey steve ballmer your family it on nebraska

ballmer that not true that IMPOSIBLE

me check the email

ballmer stop playing reversi and open email email say we are on nebraska and see photo on family in the car ferrari from miami vice ON NEBRASKA

ballmer NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­O

[retrodurb]

fuck I hate this guy

[bennynewton38]

Your video is a favorite on Kenya



[TheTechnoToast]

The difference with Windows is that the first version was IN COLOUR. Macintosh operating systems stayed B+W for several years before it got to colour.

[manco82]

This ad is fucking annoying but Windows 7 is the best OS ever.

[MSTHE1399]

steve ballmer deve estar agarrado num pó com força véi

[boomerxxx]

Windows 7 for $99 dollars? Nooo, it's just $500! ORDER TODAY!

[ligerman30]

@boomerxxx Home Premium really is $100 for the full install. $160 for Professional, and $190 for Ultimate more or less. You can find it at TigerDirect and NewEgg. Also on their website, but, it has slight markup (like $20).

[TheClassyCritics]

Not in Nebraska. Never in Nebraska....

[highskyeagle]

Its worthless, no wait there is Ferrari in it! holy shit where can I buy this!!!

[dexlenn]

This is basically how it feels to use windows ANNOYING BIG SHIT EVERYWHERE.

[leetrice24]

Ladies and gentlemen!!! A CLOCK!!!

[WindowsSanAndreas]

384 People Lives in Nebraska

Nebraskan Dude:Wow this is Cool! Time to Order!

Steve Ballmer:Except in Nebraska

Nabraskan Dude:Oops Never Mind

[antismatic]

And to think that this became one of the world's most profitable company...

Why aren't we all billionaires?

[VonManavis]

@antismatic

Right, whereas Apple selling ice to Eskimos is the better practice...Balmer has fun selling stuff with a no nonsense attitude. You WISH entrepreneurs would be that good nowadays.

[docsis3]

Is this the new windows 8 ?

[lanswipe]

@docsis3 this is windows 8 ultimate

[mxair]

fuckin' hell 99$ !?

[GMFreaq]

380 people live in Nebraska.

[yyperi]

Ballmer is totally coked up in this ad :D

[FourthDerivative]

Best OS ever. Windows jumped the shark at 3.1.

[genestarwindjf80]

WHAT THE HELL KIND OF A COMMERCIAL IS THAT??

[kuba7k7]

stupid idiot

[iVideoHDPlus]

★ The Best of Steve Ballmer: /watch?v=7r6Yn3CEx9w ★

[12305maciek]

Ballmer on Crack! Hell Yeah :D

[Bossness123]

$99 FOR PAINT, A CLOCK AND A NOTEPAD? FUCK THAT!

[iShowYouGamesAndTech]

@Bossness123

Dude this was way back when personal computers didn't really exist. They stole this idea from the original Apple computer.

[Mkilbride2599]

@iShowYouGamesAndTech

Twas Vice Versa.

[AuRevoirTune]

@Mkilbride2599 Nay, IBM.

[CraftableHD]

OMG. A Clock.

[sperdo911]

I'm scared....

[Mishkafofer]

where are the sweat spots? ahhh, he used a jacket this time.

[nochillarickroller]

This guy's enthusiasm is understandable for what windows 1.0 could do, but the main kicker is the price, which is roughly $200 when adjusted for inflation. The Mac 512k, apples newest computer at the time, costed a whopping $2599, that's $5195 today when adjusted for inflation! I'm not going to take sides here, but if I were living in those days, I would have purchased from Microsoft rather than Apple.

[sjoerdadlp]

@nochillarickroller This is just the software i believe, not the whole computer. If you would live in that time, a computer with windows on it would cost more then just 99 dollars

[psychicopus]

this guy has severe symptoms of adhd

[ipopd123]

omfg a calender ok im downgrading from win 7 ultimate for this

[fabry5005]

I'm Italian, what's wrong with Nebraska? XD I don't get it.

[shevagmail]

@fabry5005 The whole state Nebraska has the number of people living there twice less than in Neapoli, but it is as big as any other state. It is like a one huge village :)

[Mishkafofer]

@fabry5005 probably different tax, vat laws.

[lowproductions92]

This has features out the wazoo!

[LordShadow144]

I still don't believe the Reversi

[SuperMario811]

Steve Balmer was bald then?!?

[art14107]

He looks really creepy.

[MegaYogcast]

i bet it's like 2mb....

[ragerancher]

To think this man was the second billionaire in the USA and is one of the top 50 richest people in the world...

[koki4o]

OMG! Both a calendar and a clock for just 99 dollars? I want this.

[VanillaFrostbite]

OMG...A CLOCK!!!!!! haha

[sasjadevries]

omg funny!

[metalperch]

Naa Ill take a mac..

[LynchWaiGodardHaneke]

I don't know, should I buy this? Should I not? Can't decide... Oh wait, REVERSI? You got me -.-

[GileraXR1]

ZOMG, this guy is better than Horst Fuchs xD

[GileraXR1]

"telling about all the features of the OS" - windows 1.0 was by no means an OS.

[iRockthePK]

@GileraXR1 OS stands for operating system...

[GileraXR1]

@iRockthePK Yet Win through v1 to v3 was only a shell extension over DOS rather than a standalone OS. Though it's quite awesome, it does not make an OS any more than a Norton Commander.

[ploki2120]

A CLOCK!

[Edge0fPain]

Makin' OSes like a DOS.

[MrPhazzeron]

Can i copy the Ferrari and paste it into real live?

[Edge0fPain]

@MrPhazzeron

Yes, yes you can.

[CrixMakin]

LOLOLOL

[raker0]

it's kinda creepy...

[589jair]

-_-



[nightwelf]

жесть))) ахахахахахахах))) круто)))

[doh1959]

i just remembered why americans do my head in

[6cody5]

WTF!!! I WAS BORN IN NEBRASKA!!!

[bigcp500]

Consumers in 1985:"oh my gosh look at this sara lee" Sara-"what is it ?" Man-"its a window in a computer!!!"

Consumers in 2011 "well this is boring"

[tellthetruthyoumoron]

Where did they get him? He acts if ge has never seen a computer bevore. He likes it really but i dont think that he uses it, because you cannt do anything with it. I hate microsoft specially the xbox360 which is really a bad joke as well as alltheir os.

[McPizzaHut]

Cool, he made me wanna buy Windows one for 500? 1000? or even more? NO!

FOR JUST 99$ !!!

Yeah. Drugs are bad for you children.

[TheSPARTANJ13]

@McPizzaHut Wrong.

It's only NINETYNINETYNINETYNINETYNINETY­NINETYNINETY

[kxmode]

This commercial gave Steve Job's cancer...

[rquinr]

How did people fall for this?

[matthewsmattsmac8]

@butthenIdied No its better than Vista.

[Yallniggasbetrollin]

SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY

[9rockky]

wt....

[TheFYIiamaspy]

Me: Meh, Not so interested..

Steve Ballmer: AND, CAN YOU BELIEVE IT!?!?!? REVERSI!

Me: Holy fucknuggets, it has Reversi! Shut up and take my money!

[mewkelliemew]

A clock?! omfg! I want one!

[trixr4kidz365]

i wish my computer could do that...

[BizarreFoodie]

Ballmer would have made one hell of a used car salesman!

[ninet9shifty]

hahahhahha

[DGMRuadeil]

developers developers developers developers!

[Huygens91]

He would have a much more successful career as a clown...

[Dregoro]

I got to get this!

[Joeaho]

They let HIM be CEO??!!

[chuninuzomaki]

@Joeaho CEOs have to be good businessmen, which Ballmer is. Though those lower than the CEO title are the core movers of MS like Steven Sinofsky.

[tay22487]

More expensive now to buy Windows 7.

Guess it's inflation.

[Joeaho]

AAAHMAGAWD IT HAS A CLOCK!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Loginer]

>286-DOS

Why have I never noticed that before?

[SuperCatfire]

$99 not a bad deal. and i'm not sarcastic anymore.

[SuperCatfire]

LMAO "Wow! Windows paint!That's so advanced!" (i realize this is like the 1980's and that might have been what the people watching this said in the 1980's)

[angelvsdevil13]

OMFG

[DaBozzzzzzzz]

This is ingenious advertising! :-D

[deathbforgot]

wow! its better then vista!

[Fyreswing]

Yeah, FUCK NEBRASKA!

[dieoskodi]

Damn, only $99?

[D0Samp]

Fun fact: A copy of Win 1.0 sold today for a bit more than 500 euros on eBay (about $690 in today's or $328 in 1985's currency).

[Pr0No08]

I'm sold.

[736939]

windows 7 has no reversi

[mriley858]

Cocaine is a hell of a drug

[gamewizard]

@mriley858

Now we know what Doctor Rockso, the Rock n Roll clown, looks like without the makeup.

[trixr4kidz365]

i wish my computer could do that...

[WollyhoodStudios]

It´s not in Nebraska?

[TheRoliX]

i wanna buy!!!4

[m3rl1on]

holy shit, a reversi???!?!?

awesome!!

screw GTA 4

[ladistar]

Steve Ballmer is the greatest salesman alive.

[ratonL]

¿What was that? Pass...

[Thepopcornator]

o.O Screw Gears of War 3, I'm getting REVERSI!!!!!

[mikeytronic]

SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY.

[sawmaster2]

Good lord. I think I have to go to the hospital now.

[xalener]

99 Dollars. That got cranked up fast.

[Bullrider300]

372 people live in Nebraska

5,160 people moved out of nebraska to get windows 1.0

[aldoreshgaramok]

THAT'S RIGHT REVERSI XD

[spleen1234567]

Meh. Doesn't look like it'll catch on.

[escaperoutebritish]

HOLY SHIT that's a great offer! TAKE MY MONEY M$! :)

[WollyhoodStudios]

"Its Windows for Microsoft!" No wonder it costs 99 dollars...

[emptycorp]

Billy Mays was going to sell Windows but M$ wouldn't let it go for 19.99 BUT WAIT, IF YOU ORDER RIGHT NOW, WE'LL GIVE YOU A SECOND LICENSE ABSOLUTELY FREE! Yea, M$ just couldn't go for that deal...

[halojames1]

371 people live in nebraska

[commanderpopinfresh]

But can it run crysis?

[TheGRI7]

This Steve is a clown

But other Steve is genius!

You know , about what am I telling

[art0neable]

@TheGRI7 i gn0w wat joz taking aboot

[TheGRI7]

@art0neable )

[MithrandirAgain]

a terminal, a Prince 4 ram driver and, can you believe it, Reversi! That's right, all these features and Reversi, all for just- how much did you guess? 500? 1000? even more? No! it's just 99 dollars! Thats right! It's 99 dollars! It's an incredible value but it's true! It's Windows from Microsoft, Order today! PO Box 286 DOS, except in Nebraska!

[MithrandirAgain]

How much do YOU think this advanced operating environment is worth? WAIT just one minute before you answer! Watch as Windows integrates Lotus 123 with Miami Vice! Now we can take THIS Ferrari and paste it right into Windows Write! Now how much do you think Microsoft Windows is worth? Don't answer! Wait until you see Windows Write and Windows Paint and to listen to what else you get at no extra charge! The MS DOS executive, an appointment calendar, a card file, a notepad, a clock, a control panel

[nowthatsatattoo]

OMG

[Esfirius]

Where's reversi now?

[MrJ0mmy]

@Esfirius still win

[zandder]

367 people live in Nebraska.

[DragonFire1984]

This is fucking great!

[Graxer]

Wow, something tells me I should get Windows 1.0! Just look at all the amazing features! I have always wished there was a way of me playing reversi on my computer! I cant believe it only costs $99!

[44debil44]

monkeyboy on fire

[Jadmimpa1]

I'm so Buying this!

[DWarrior4]

Whew, thank god I don't live in Nebraska

[neroinaction]

is this real?

[159tony]

more like 99 cents.

[RyanWizardTechnology]

he's still a nutcase

[wjvelasquez]

Steve is funny and happy.

[rickcain2320]

It always works to associate your company with infomercial salesmen.

[CylusFox04]

Was this an actual commercial? Cuz DAMN.

[haseo18615]

364 people live in Nebraska.

[Kevin01SH]

whats steve balmer got against nebraska?

[SuperMrBentley]

I love this guy

[HSfynx]

Order TODAY!