Best of Dorothy Season 3

[CelineDionFan4568]

"i guess after a night of pillaging and raping, a viking wants a little something to go with his cocoa." LMAO

[millers3888]

"Blanche, that's not true. Dorothy just LOOKS the meanest. We hired Marguerite toegther, we fire her together." "Thank you Rose, and by the way YOU look the dumbest." hilarious

[romancese23]

I could vomit just looking at you. Lol So incredibly blunt.

[399wnka]

"Since when do you care how you look?"

"I think it started when I came down from the bell tower and had my hump fixed!"

[SophiasUsername]

Dorothy was my favorite character! RIP Bea Arthur.

[dudette1254]

Use vodka and black underwear like everyone else!

[dudette1254]

arranged marriages..not deranged marriages..LOL

[ainmals1]

Sorry I ment to type "Rose if you give US the silent treatment I will eat dirt" my mistake.

[Supermonkurz]

"Good, I want you to go to jail. And I want a big, bald, convict named Bubba to pick you as his girlfriend."

Bwahahahhaaa!

[Supermonkurz]

"I am the walrus".

[jeanandbilly]

@DrGregoryHouseIT It was a play on words with a Beatles song.

[vikkiwaiting]

i cracked up when she said "when i came down from the bell tower and had my hump fixed"

[JeffyJosephNCa]

06:46 Blanche: "He did get to kiss me."

Dorothy: "Big deal, more people get to kiss you than the pope's ring!"

[ainmals1]

"No Blanche with a Venus Fly Trap"

"I Could Vomit just looking at you"

"You're wasting your time Stanley I'm familar with the big gun"

"Rose if you give me the silent treatment I will eat dirt"

"On the floor like any dog"

"Stanley if you're doing what I think you're doing you're in big trouble"

and the part where she is squeesing Stan.

really funny moments

[tpir1972]

nO, THAT;S THE EPISoDE IN WHICh they all reinisce about money making schemes.

[weathermaster]

Stan: What about me?

Dorothy: Go hug a landmine

[EarlAgeeTV]

oh shit! i freakin choked on my cracker at 2:16

[LunarHelix1]

LOL, 2:47

World's oldest hippie... love it...

[GabbyXena100]

"I'll probably burp, the cabin pressure will drop and we'll fly into a mountain."

[markmeetsworld]

"(laughing) 'Knock knock' ?"

"Who's there?"

"OH SHUT UP ROSE!"

I love how rose always misinterprets things. she takes EVERYTHING literally and out of context! its just classic.

[markmeetsworld]

"Five Thousand! We don't have that kind of money!"

"Uncle Sam doesn't like to hear that."

"Aunt Dorothy doesn't enjoy saying it."

That was a genius line!

[markmeetsworld]

"then you leave me no choice. i'll have to pull out the big gun."

"you're wasting your time stanley. i'm familiar with the big gun."

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! i love dorothy's sarcasm. it was one of the best things about the golden girls.

[JeremyRemixes]

"Rose... if you give us the silent treatment... I will eat dirt!!!" LOLOLOL

[extremeXjapanophile]

I freaking love this show.

[NeuwirthFan]

"where am i suppose to sleep?"

"on the floor like any dog!" :D ahahahahha

[Stevie2Sxc]

"Why don't you think about it when you're inhaling your next cheese cake" that line always makes me crack, every time without fail.

"go hug a landmine" is pretty good too

[flaviusflavius237]

i love her.:)

[TheFever77]

5:17 Rose I take it that no member of your family was ever a returning champion on jeopardy. Favourite line ever!

[mcleod406]

shouldn't the last part be I am the whale not walrus.

[Coganboy]

STOP IT!!! THEY ARE NOT DEAD!!!! GOT IT?!?!?! THEY ARE LEGENDS! THEY NEVER DIE!!!!!! THEY'LL LIVE FOREVER!

[TaleSpinTV1990]

Oh Bea Arthur you will be missed

[maleficentdiva]

if anybody wants some good insults to use on people when they piss you off,Golden Girls is your source! I have used them on people loads of times! HA HA! BEA ARTHUR ROCKS! she was always my fave, she is so bad ass! ha ha! :)

[TheRBuck4ever]

I couldn't believe blanche when she said "Since when do you care how you look?"to dorothy. I just wanted to pimp slap that arrogant jerk. Especially since Dorothy looked WAY better in that dress than she did too!

[bg11215]

@TheRBuck4ever It's a sitcom and it was funny!  Damn, let it go!

[TheRBuck4ever]

@bg11215 I have an opinion and that's allowed. Jeez, who kicked you in the butt cause it wasn't me??!!

[TheRBuck4ever]

Blanche I said ARRANGED marriges,not DERANGED marriges! lolz



[hazeleyze14]

Oh Yea, well you're a barbell! Rose

That's a DUMBELL you twit!!!-Dorothy LOL!!!!

[Slushiieeful]

"I am the Walrus"

God that's hilarious.

[coau12]

I am about to die sitting at my desk.

"A bucket of chicken."

[tonywrestles2]

@coau12 "Well, I can see that, Dorothy, but is it pepperoni chicken, mushroom chicken--please don't tell me you got anchovy chicken!"

[WehoBilly]

"USE VODKA AND BLACK UNDERWEAR LIKE EVERYONE ELSE!!"

I Love It...LMFAO =)

[aushorecm]

With a MAN?

No Blanche, with a venus fly trap.

LOL

[dihydergot]

"go hug a landmine" rofl...i love dorothy

[Riyell]

Holy, if you listen real close at 5:54, you'll hear Stan said "Well F*ck!"

[scott620forlife]

@Riyell your right Stan says well F*ck

[Jewelita13]

@scott620forlife No, he says "Well, FINE."

[satonya444]

Stan " Hello mama bear, papa bears back in the cave."

Dorothy " I could vomit just looking at you!" LMAO!!!

[aroston]

Stan: "Woman Come To Me"

Dorothy: "Yea Right After They Get The Aproval Number On Your Mastercard"

LMFAO fuck i love Dorothy xD

[LobOverTheBackhand]

A bucket of chicken....bwahahaha

[tinyariel816]

i said ARRANGED MARRAIGES NOT DERANGED MARRAIGES LMFAOOO!

[MeredithOD]

"on the floor like any dog" :P

[revinevan87]

6:58, Stan sounds a little like Tigger when he laughs.

[garycalgary]

favorite line ever is no woman looks as good as you do right now and no woman ever will

[psychoboysaz]

"And horizontal stripes make you look like Roger Ebert."

It doesn't get any better then that kids! Bea rocks!

[carolinedarlene]

on the floor like any dog ! god i love her soo muchh <3

[JeffyJosephNCa]

Blanche: "Since when did you care how you looked?"

Dorothy: "I think it started when I came down from the bell tower and had my hump fixed!"

Too funny!

[Azreal231916]

I agree with Deadpool, Bea Arthur is made of pure win

[PKMNAdventurer]

Dorothy: I hope you don't mind, I borrowed your golf gloves. I have a date to play this morning.

Blanche: With a man?

Dorothy: Uh, no, Blanche, with a Venus fly-trap!

ROTFLOL

[HerrSpieldose]

"some jokes are timeless" LOVE IT!!

[Marchant2]

So many of her comebacks were ironic, unexpected and witty as hell.

[theking1109]

"Uncle Sam doesn't like hearing that" "Aunt Dorothy doesn't like sayiny it" I did not know she said "Aunt" I thought she said "And" I died laughing as if it was my first time seeing that episode.

[domiboo16]

ILovee Thiss Showwww<3

[Erik113091]

Bea would have made an AWESOME Granny Weatherwax..... :)

[MissJovie21]

Dorothy had the best lines out of all the girls :D

[aprilvortiz]

I could vomit just looking at you.

[TheTeamcrue]

whats the episode that keeps appearing with dorothy and stan?

[Blueskywatcher]

More!

[AeriaGl0ris]

"I am the walrus," LOL.

[baller2705712]

this is soo funny...

[SHSBBy10]

Lmaooo. "She's a barbell!" "That's a dumbbell, you twit!" 

[JRodFilms]

you want scared kid? keep it up....

[yorkchester321]

I think that is the episode where Blanche's brother, Clayton comes to visit and announces he is marrying his partner Doug.

[jonsummertimegirl]

what is ep is the one where bea pops betty's balloon

[jeibal02]

"A bucket of chicken"

"thank you rose thank you, and by the way you look the dumbest"

"I guess after a night of pillaging and raping, a viking wants a lil something to go with his cocoa"

[psychoboysaz]

"I could vomet just looking at you" LOL

I adored Bea Arthur.

[MetalMania33]

"a bucket of chicken, I hope you like it flat and extra crispy"(while holding a pizza)

that is the best one liner dorothy has said on the golden girls and she has had great one liners! anyways what episode is this from?

[yorkchester321]

@MetalMania33 I think it is the episode where Rose's sister comes to visit and she is leaving Rose out of everything only to be caught later with Blanche's boyfriend.

[MetalMania33]

@yorkchester321 oh ok thanks and sorry it took 5 months to reply I read it and watched the episode a million times hahahahaha

[buffyxenaman]

@MetalMania33 n i was th episode theywere talking about making easy money.

[tonywrestles2]

@MetalMania33 "Well, Dorothy, is it pepperoni chicken, mushroom chicken, extra cheese chicken..."

I love Dorothy's sarcasm, too, but that one was just uncalled for.

[cusil518]

"You want scared kid? You keep it up!" bwhahahahahahahaha....like family would say...love ya Bea!

[gallen39]

Blanche: "Girls we can't fight now, she's making me an aphrodisiac."

Dorothy: "Use vodkae & black underwear like everyone else!"

LMAO

[wwevhamp]

a bucket of chicken (holdin a fuckin pizza) would u like flat and crispy LMAO

[mateo2k6]

A bucket of chicken LMAO

[jonnj1975]

Rose, if you give us the silent treatment, *I* will eat dirt! lol

[CF1975]

'I only sleep with men I want to scar psychologicly'.

[oldschoolqueen]

What episode is that at 0.33-0.47?

[aprilzitro]

I COULD VOMIT JUST LOOKING AT YOU! LOL!

[PeterBluth]

Blanche: Since when did you start caring about what you look like?

Dorothy: I think it started when I came down from the bell tower and had my hump fixed.

[animeotaku15]

I love Dorothy!!!! RIP Bea!

[jiveturkey25]

God, Dorothy is so funny!!!

[GEVMM]

Dorothy is my fav character on the show!

[sandroeleven]

Same here...just looking at these made my day

[Donionbubs]

A bucket of chicken! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

[lno2k6]

Damn-Throw down Dorothy Zbornak!

[psychoboysaz]

"I could vomit just looking at you"

Classic

[bonesgrey]

"Knock, knock?" "Who´s there?" "Oh SHUT UP ROSE!" XDDDD

RIP BEA

[easilyamused1000]

I miss her sarcasm! Bea was amazing! And Dorothy was my favorite character on the show! RIP Bea!

[lokienvy]

"Go hug a landmine." LMAO!

[TashaRichardsonFan]

*Yesterday her biggest concern was whether bubble the chimp was traveling with Michael Jackson against it will* LMAO

[ijunkie]

tricheco is walrus

[TashaRichardsonFan]

I love The Golden Girls

[ImaSweetheart0123677]

I love the Golden Girls!!!!

[papichulo811]

Hysterical. Still makes me laugh. The best one liners.