Stalin VS. Martians order you to dance!

[Petrick69]

"22 July 2009 - The game is currently not available for purchase at the digital distributors. Watch for the updates, the upgraded SvM is on the way!" That's one long wait :)

[pierluigicerto]

what is the name of this soundtrack?

[irken24]

I can't imagine how bad this game must be... maybe even AVGN-level bad.

[orasis]

This guy committed the first mass genocide. The Ukranians... he starved 7 million of them to make 'space' - one man that was impressed and learned from this was hitler who pretty much repeated the same thing.

I don't know what's funny or cute here.

[joethetimelord]

@orasis Hey, man. The Soviet Union was pretty crowded at the time.

[Vinny512]

All hail STALIN!

[llovka]

00:27 FUCK YA! :DD

[Coldend]

Stalin apparently has a problem with aliens that look vaguely like Nerd candy; or the Hindu god Ganesha, with graphics from 1991. Sounds like an aweful game; I won't buy it. How much for the "Dance Dance Revolution: Heros of Genocide" expansion though? Sounds like good fun.

[satansam]

The last I heard this game was getting an update to make it playable. Is that still happening?

[ScrewU452]

iN SOVIET RUSSIA, YOU DONT DANCE, DANCE DANCES YOU!

[igornero666]

0:58 is my background !!!!

[heresjohnny1231]

LOL SHAKE THAT ASS STALIN!!! LMAO

[MultiLance1991]

don't worry folks [ that can't dance ] stalin will come to your house and teach you to dance

[MWaser]

Okay.... WTF kind of trailer is this?!

[Blasted9001]

@MWaser, what, you're not familar with the 'dancing dictator' style of advertising? lol

[Johnfalcon99977]

No......just, no...

[Erik604]

This game looked so cool when it first came out, to bad it was a complete flop lol.

[Jaeger7793]

In America, you order attacks on units in RTS--but in Soviet Russia, RTS orders units to attack YOU!

[jeffreyguerra66]

DANCE! DANCE!  DANCE!

[Karterkrieg]

lol, did not know that side of Stalin hahaha, great video.

[meatspining]

they should of just had stalin dancing to a ddr style game instead of this hopeless rts

[franciscojavierm]

No you don't!!!!!!!! KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!

[Raffix2010]

GameSpot's Flat-out Worst game of the year !

I guess the creators have achieved their goal, cuz this is really a satire or real-time strategy games

[ImperialGuard9001]

They put a genocider dancing?D

[Phycon2000]

Stalins got the moves!

[OmarSuicide]

wow stalin knows how to bust a move

MOVE THAT ASS STALIN!!!!

[CityHunter84]

what the fuck kinda title is stalin vs martians, fuckin hellfire.

[RMcDChannel]

I lol'd bad. Nahice video bro.

[krustykelvin]

Stalin dancing....lawls

[discus7l]

This game would have been awesome if it was for the Dreamcast. The game matches the console so much!

[nightlink25]

behold trash game of forever

[KeeganLy]

It was supposed to be a funny game but faggots like you took it too seriously so you hated it.

[rdpvader]

I command you to dance LMAO

[tgjester7]

This is genius marketing for such a shitty piece of crap game. Seriously. They will sell alot appealing to peoples simple minds like this. Lol.

[JuiceTheBruce]

This game is the game of trolls.

[gaurdianofsakura]

try the worst game ever

[coveryfire]

Great game or greatest game ?

[animeultrafan]

This just a parody of world in conflict.

[nightlink25]

lay off the drugz man

[marzli]

absolute crap game!

[taff1976]

If you were expecting call of duty then of course it is shite. What do you expect from a piss-take?

[120Vanquish120]

this is one of those games that sounds and looks so bad u want to find out how bad it is

i actually dont find it funny either, if anything its rather offensive, n i read the loading screen consists of ww2 im ges with aliens photoshoped over them

how the game developers havent fallen into administration i don't know

[666Zombiekill]

I love the music, and I didn´t know Stalin could dance!

[supaflyjohnson]

Greatest game ever.

[Tenetri]

I COMMAND YOU TO DANCE!

i lol'd

[papoj1PVR]

lol dancing Stalin is epic xD

[Dimensionaluk]

This is why Stalin killed millions of people, he built a time machine and saw this...

[CarstenOepping]

@Dimensionaluk bullshit!

[Dimensionaluk]

@CarstenOepping Obviously you don't know what a joke is.

[CarstenOepping]

@Dimensionaluk i mean the accusation that Stalin killed millions is bullshit !

[Dimensionaluk]

@CarstenOepping Are you moronic or something? Look up Great Purge in Google you stupid fuck and then tell me that wasn't the case.

[CarstenOepping]

@Dimensionaluk yes the purge happend and? but not millions . you stupid fuck. ??? and btw google? look in google?

[Dimensionaluk]

@CarstenOepping Wow, you're certainly delusional. Also you're German according to your YT page and you're sticking up for a genocidal maniac? Do you also sleep with a picture of Hitler under your pillow?

You need a reality check you fucking idiot.

[CarstenOepping]

@Dimensionaluk i hate Nazis. of course. and i know what the difference between the Nazis and the Stalinism is. i dont stick up for genocide. but i try always not to believe in somewhat to easy.instead research and get to the truth as much as possible. i dont excuse the thing the Stalinism did. for example handing over german communists to the NAZIS. but you have to see the things always in a context of the time and try to walk in there shoes.

[jeffreyguerra66]

@CarstenOepping i like the nazis.....not cuz of genocide...but becuse they fought on all front agianst  everbody .....and they had had better trainded and better equipt armies...but they just didnt have enough troopo win

[XxSeanOfDeathxX]

@jeffreyguerra66 No, their infantry was their strongest point simply BECAUSE of how well-trained they had to be in order to be sent into battle.

The fact that they lost the air was the start of their downfall.

[Dimensionaluk]

@CarstenOepping Also those were only the OFFICIAL numbers, who knows how many unmarked mass graves there are.

[CarstenOepping]

@Dimensionaluk what for official numbers? there are no "official numbers" .if you mean the number s of prisoners in the GULAG you have to consider that about 5-15 percent die because of diseases and malnutrition.but about 70-80 percent become free men if they survived (but many thousand never become free men) many of them founded new citys along the railways they build. so most of the citys in northern sibiria are origin build by former prisoners.

[CarstenOepping]

@Dimensionaluk what for "official numbers"? there are no official numbers.if you mean the numbers of the prisoners in the GULAG you have to consider that about 5-15 percent die because of disease and malnutrition.70-80 percent of the survivors become free men(but many thousand never become free).many former prisoners founded citys along the railway they build.so the most cities in northern Siberia are origin build by prisoners. there are cemeterys but no mass grave.

Babij Jar is a mass grave!

[ZemplinTemplar]

@Dimensionaluk :-DDDD

[69Bluntsmoka420]

Gotta hand it to him, Comrade Stalin's got some fresh moves.

[Gasoline85]

You're right. And the music's pretty catchy as well. I think I'm gonna use it as my ringtone. XD

[papoj1PVR]

and what a luck, download for the song is on the website! xD

[franciscojavierm]

@69Bluntsmoka420 Damn!, these beats are so fresh!... Snap!

[CastleDeacon]

ROFL, funniest game trailer of the year award goes to Stalin vs Martans.

Coming to my house soon, lol.

[Gasoline85]

I agree. It may fail as a game, but hell: This has got to be the funniest videogametrailer in years!

[Rebel056]

notice how even on the developers computer... the graphics suck so bad that it lags? Wow i guess wat we saw is max settings... FAIL!

[MouseNightshirt]

There is no max setting... or minimum for that matter. About the only option you have in the option menu is "Do you like cats?", which does nothing!

[Rebel056]

omg lol thats retarded XD

[kcmanns]

You must be an idiot if you dont think this game looks good! GO Stalin!!! Disco Disco Good Good!Disco Disco Good Good!Disco Disco Good Good!Disco Disco Good Good!Disco Disco Good Good! (Disco Disco Good Good! with me people!!!)

[skillless]

Worst game of the century ... no wait... worst game ever!

[Zangado]

AHaHaHaHAHAHAH lollllllllllllllllllllllll!!!!­!!!!!!!!

[peem10]

Dancing Stalin looks hilarious, but i'll rather wait for HoI3.

[AcronymEjr]

this is my faverite gaem

[Krottkrott]

Dont buy it but the music is good :)

[filmidioten]

Holy shit this game has gotten some absolutely HORRIBLE reviews. "Worst game of the year"? (despite a funny trailer)

(and this comment will probably be deleted by the video posters ASAP)

[Gasoline85]

Ladies and gentlemen, we have a new "Big Rigs: Over the road racing". :P

I mean honestly, what the hell were they thiking?

[SolalChabauty]

I imagine the face of stalin if he could wacth this XD !

[Krottkrott]

haha XD

[BoomZzzZ]

Fuck! Stalin throws them Communist shapes sweetly

[Domobomb]

Wow.... looks so bad...

They're trying to sell this game on gimmicks? No thanks.

[zerosniped]

It is not a gimmick, its actually a pretty hardcore rts. And those are the real objectives of the game. Don't be a prick.

[Domobomb]

Uhm... Did you even watch the video?

[Welis299]

What were they thinking!!! LMAO!!

[manuel2582]

stolen from avng

[Welis299]

Yeah.. I was thinking of Angry nintendo video game nerd! xD

[kazanaether]

DO WANT

[MacGyverinSpace]

Needs moar classic. Black and White Hymn o' Bolshy ....Stalin does not dance. Even when you make fun of him.

Real serious soviet propaganda, not techno!

[MillyProductions]

agreed, maybe a soviet soldier stopping a martian from killing a child while he sleeps.

[halo3owner120]

wow

[MitchellMcMaugh]

if stalin was alive and there were martians i think we would be dancing.

[IronyIncarnate]

Most awesome trailer ever. Also, I want that music.

[SpaMMachinA]

1:08 lets dance with uncle stalin!

[pliskn11]

yep, i need this game now

[Reluctor]

i would buy this game only because they made stalin do that, fucking amazing. seriously I can't help but laugh at him.... :56 is best lmao or 1:08

[ComissarMilloy]

I'll probably get it just because of the video lol

[IAMTHECAPSGODLOL]

Im so getting this game!

[zetakai13]

hahahahahhaha i laugh every time stalin starts dancing. this is awesome

[skrufbajs]

1.08

[Legendhalfliferrr]

if stalin was alive hed send a nuke at the people that made this game

[leeroyjenks]

Scatman vs Aliens would be better.

[Blazingwheel]

lol i would buy it because not the game but him dancing xD

[xGhost4000x]

Well, now I have to buy the game or Stalin will come to my house.... :(

[bcbird]

I definitely want some russian ddr right now

[killinuall]

I so wanna buy this game :D.

[xiaodingdang]

There is are accounts of Stalin dancing in real life. Apparently he did so once during his birthday, and he just kind of skipped about while flailing his arms. Not a single soul dared to laugh.

[ObliviousFury]

何それ．．．

[LegendaryGIR]

Idea for a game. Dancing Stalin and DDR.

[Norimaro2000]

I WANT THIS MUSIC

[4dIer]

You should check their website.

[Norimaro2000]

yeah, you're right!

thx, pal! ^^

ilya_orange_-_stalin_loves_dis­co

[4dIer]

Trotsky was the one from the army, but hey, Stalin became the dictator, exiled and them killed him =D

[pikkelsmayonaizzz]

wow siralucard you are without a doubt the most boring "wanna be serious" kid iv seen on here in a while. Ever occured to your "highly enlightend" brain that this game and the involvement of stalin is for pure humor, not historical reasons (look the word "humor" up on wikipedia if you don't know what it means

[sovetskysoyuz]

WTF is this shit.

[dark824]

how high am i right now?

[thedoomersparatan]

whats the name of the song??? lllolololol i wantz it

[WithinReach2]

um what the fuck, seriously?...

[TheEliteOne1]

Stalin may be one of the worst people in the world, but man can he dance.

[thomisen]

Those are the coolest moves that i've ever seen anyone dance with. Jesus i'm gonna try it out.

[yrba1]

i'd download it on *cough* piratebay for the lulz

[sterfbeejotch]

same here

[kyhawk07]

*foppishly slaps both of you across the face with his glove*

[sterfbeejotch]

I command you to dance!

[iamnorth123]

o.0

[EvanTeH]

Dance Dance Socialist Revolution

[TurboSpaghettiRobot]

Game of the fucking year right here.

[kilislv]

Best trailer 4ever.

[Icarus000000]

wat

[kaiban42]

i think im rollin....

all i wanna do is dance.

[Riorio99]

I still don't know what's happening!

This game is completely insane.

MUST BUY!

[Grumblegrumblegrumbl]

Greatest.Trailer.Ever

[Enysvar]

1:08 THE MOVES OF PURE WIN!

[clifton1234567890]

funniest game trailer I ever seen!!

[XxStylz]

I need to know that song!!

[k2l6nator]

retarded game

[GaeMFreeK]

Yes. But that doesn't mean it's not a game.

[Icarus000000]

wat

[est333]

Stalin is gay, lol.

[Janumzz]

Horrid game.

[Nicky02468]

this is the funniest trailer ever.

[futurepredator]

if only stalin could see 1:08

[deuone]

hahahah XD

[siemensnokiasiemens]

Martian Commander: Bow down to our might! During our attack on earth we Killed 40 million people!

J. Stalin: Well I killed 60 million people during my reign!

OWNED BIAAAATCH!!

[jonasesulzbach]

1:08 rofl

EURILITROOOS

[M4rcom44]

song name plis;__;

i love it

[yuanmingchen]

Man i love this video

[lolmamon]

you love that a motherfucker model from The Sims 2 command you to make a motherfucker dance, and see stupids motherfuckers tanks kill motherfucker martians from motherfucker toy story?

Look at the gameplay, is a motherfucker lowfps game.

MOTHERFUCKER GAME

[Biopharmer]

it's just low fps screen captures

[lolmamon]

its just a motherfucker BAD trailer

[Biopharmer]

but the dancing is kinda funny.

Wouldn't you want to play this game anyway?

[lolmamon]

the motherfucker dance is funny yeah, but the motherfucker game is full of motherfucker bullshit

[hakka91]

Hell YEAH!

[AnotherRandomGeek]

wat

[MAHLAZRGOESPEWPEWPEW]

i aprove my unaproval of aproval with some anti-aproval of aproval featuring confusion

[lolmamon]

stalin is a motherfucker from The Sims 2, and all that motherfucker martians are from toy story, DIE MOTHERFUCKERS!!!

[SUPERBURRITO]

lol wut? wheres the flying cybernetic cows?

[ffxsage]

Genius

[anon2999]

I wonder if it would be as funny if it was Hitler dancing...

[Peemon]

The world has got to get over that. It's over 50 years ago, it was terrible, but we can't live in fear of mentioning his god damn name.

At any rate, I'd probably find that even funnier.

They should also exaggerate his mustache wildly then...

[joswie]

to completely ignore Peemon's point, it already exists, I found it amongst a whole bunch of Caramelldansen videos on youtube

[anon2999]

interesting.

Just said that because it seems like people always get butthurt if you don't treat everything Hitler related as super srs bsns yet Stalin isn't treated the same... even though he killed millions as well.

oh well, still a funny vid.