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  • its a cigarette

  • LOL 0:31 he forgets what he was doing and goes back to being a primate

  • This ape looks like Mahmoud Ahmedinajad.

  • Wow they didn't lie when they said every 1 is smoking bud lol an did you see that fuck walk an they say it kills brain cells ha

  • 0:25 come at me bro!

  • Conclusion: Marijuana induces rapid evolution in gorillas.

  • Yeah boy

  • that monkey is gunna be stoned as fuck

  • Curious rasta

  • hell no

  • This monkey is epic.

  • id smoke a joint with that monkey.

  • it's cigarette damn it.

  • This is proof of evolution. Lol.

  • RISE OF THE APES 2:

    Caesars Up in Smoke

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  • when animals smoke its so cute

  • 0:23 whos talkin shit? lol

  • lmao at 0:24 he feels the effect

  • He's like "Get off my lawn bitches!"

  • when he gets up on 2 legs he's obviously the coolest monkey there... like the james dean of monkeys.

  • hes a security guard at aldi

  • wtf.... when this monkey can smoke its no problem for him to use a crackpipe...

    :D:D:D:D my dream : a crack addicted chimp :D:D:D:D

  • We all know what bob marley reincarnated into. Haha

  • AFRICAN AMERICANS, calling them monkeys is just rude

  • A true G

  • The smoke's too thick to be joint smoke.  Learn to smoke weed. Cloudsinmyroom

  • @Skankindragon1 nigaa i blaze up every day i was being sarcastic. .

  • @Skankindragon1 hes taking monkey hits! twice as potent

  • see evolution happens when marijuana is taken you guys may think it makes you dumb it makes you smarter the fucking monkey is walking like a normal person tokin his jay hahaa that was so buzy!!

  • LOL 0:25 evolution kicks in

  • @wikiwikiwias000 hahahahaha ;D

  • its not pot its a ciggarett because weed smoke isnt that dense

  • @mbs306 The smoke shown in the video isn't nearly as dense as weed smoke is

  • Now this monkey smoking pot is an example of some good science. Get animals high on pot and watch them for behaviour differences.

  • 0:23 "what then....what then"

  • lol I love how at some point he blows the smoke out of his nose :D that's totally badass

  • damn man this is how evolution started!!!! smoke it up my monkey friend!!!!

  • a monkey smokes weed and starts walking like a person. WHY IS THIS SHIT ILLEGAL!?!?

  • lol this monkeys a G. he gets up and starts walkin like "fuck these kids lookin at n shit"

  • @BDG013 lol thats just what i thought it looked like. hes like "back up nyukas

    ".

  • fuck these kids im smoking my kush!!

  • fuck these kids im smoking my kush

  • im guessing its a cig...

  • He runs shit.

  • ohh boy, that monkey be me numba one prime mate. teikin tha biggest tokes known to me main men. now all he got to do is learn how to light em up so he can sore to tha cloud kingdom and soon enough he will be flyin free from all tha tyranny.

  • lol the chimpanzee thats smoking the joint is the one trying to walk... that says something.

  • which pixel is the joint

  • lmaooooooo! i love how he walks like a normal person smokingg soo funny. i swear i wana buy a monkey just so i can teach it how to roll, light it up and smoke it with me :)

  • hahaha monkey walks upright and smoking joint-is it  cigarette or joint cause joint is forbidden in manyy countries

  • This must be at the San Diego zoo in California! It is legal there!

  • Kimbo slice,when he was a little boy!!

  • That monkey is gotta blaze wit me. He be my homeboy in noooo time. Be like MJ and Bubbles u know wat I mean???

  • @Me497 you're gna bang him?

  • It is a cigaret, not a joint ;)

  • that monkey is my friend!!!!!!!!!

  • So thats what caused our evolution!! The monkey was trying to walk upright after he smoked a joint!! Pot causes evolution.. Alcohol cause Christianity.

  • if its illegal for humans then its legal for monkeys

  • is this evidence of black man before evolving

  • @Immortalicast That monkeys ass looked white! So that proves where you came from..! Now go pray ur dead jew..u slave.

  • is that goerge bush

  • greedy fucking ape, what happened to pass the dutchie on the left hand side!!

  • this dudes knowledge..id love 2 smoke with him

  • cool

  • that fucks with my head when he stands and walks anyone else?

  • cool monkey...

  • This monkey is bad ass.

  • Lol, this african guy is funny

  • @gamerneek haha thats so racist and im black too but that was funny as fuck

  • @gamerneek African ?

    

  • @gamerneek

    He even was there before all the others.

  • Its not a joint its a ciggarette, Would be funnier if it was a joint tho!

  • At the end hes like, "Haha, I have a joint and you don't stupid brats!"

  • ah.. that must be some good shit #LOL

  • He'res the formula for a true monkey;

    1. A turd in his left hand.

    2. His cock in his right

    3. A Joint in his mouth

    Call MIT. This is serious.

  • I'd smoke a bone with a monkey. Then we could go to Taco Bell and watch some Aqua Teen. Hell, he'd probably be cooler to hang out with than most of my pothead friends are today.

  • Everyone knows that monkey is actually a human.

  • I always knew that Bush is smoking

  • is tht a butt or a J?

  • i wonder if hes a good roller

  • looooooool

  • the ape look like snoop doog

  • knüppeldicht :D

  • how did the monkey light the cig

  • nice toke at 0:17

  • hey retard thats a cigarette you fucking moron

  • ROFL

  • shame the people that give him that

  • hey its my mother in law!

  • Clearly a cigarette

  • housed that thing

  • pure gangstah...

  • Best evolution proof found!

  • wonder if they've ever actually seen a monkey smoke weed... cus thats a cig... there;s a lot of zoos with addicted monkeys... i think they'd take weed away from the monkey

  • @rocker816 Weed would be healthy for the monkey, because it's healthy for human beings, weed propaganda is all bullshit, there's never been a recorded death or illness related to marijuana. Only the humans would get in trouble for possession of marijuana.

  • @Moosixman Wouldn't go as far as healthy big guy. SMOKING anything is bad for you. But if you say. cooked with weed. There yago

  • looks like the chimps follow obama's smoking habit

  • hey look its kanye west

  • He's all like we was cool 5 million years ago wtf happened mayn

  • those lil kids want a hit

  • he looks hard as fuck with that cig and he knows it

  • haha that ape is puffin like a motherfucker

  • the title is racist!

  • I've seen the news clip on this...he would grab them from ppl and so many ppl saw it and thought it was funny, that now they give him cigs and hides em from zookeepers...he has a female smoking now too. It's not WEED, they are cigarettes.

  • how can you dismiss evoloution after seein this

  • Pretty simple actually. He's just a bipedal mammal. We would no more say a deer came from moose, as we would say a man came from monkey.

  • ComaSick:

    The theory of evolution does not say we descended from monkeys. It just says that humans and primates had a common ancestor. So, your insinuation is weaker than you think.

  • I never said it was proven...

    Im sayin if someone ever thought about peering into evolution and reading up on some pretty fucking extraordinary articles. All I'm saying is how can you Dismiss (To reject serious consideration) evolution after seeing that......

    I think you need to start reading at a higher lever than 4.

  • rofl. nice insult thrown at the end after missing the point I was making by at least 40 miles.

    This is actually the first time I got insulted 1 month after posting a comment. Youtube never ceases to amuse me.

  • This one looks like bush

  • @SpeedVideoz every chimp does :D

  • @SpeedVideoz The similarity is striking.

  • @SpeedVideoz

    haha. sure does look like bush.

  • @SpeedVideoz yalol

  • @SpeedVideoz AHAHHAHA!!!!!!!

  • ya i would give him a rolly cig with weed mixed in with the tobacco lol already lit

  • hahah looks like my grandpa roscoe on a sat morning smoke that thing nigga

  • you know thats actually a cig? this story was on the news and the monkey is smoking cigs

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  • I wonder how he gets them in the first place

  • cool monkey! :D i wonder if he drinks alcohol as well :)

  • that monkey is fucking legend, smart ass ;D

  • the only things missing were the beanie and berkenstocks

  • thats evolution right there...... and it all started wiv a doobie. lol

  • beh oui petite fils de pute! go check your biology if you aint in school im sure wiv a bit of inteligent research you'll find we do have alot of common genes.... but im guessing you share a few more than me "stupid ass evolution" what kind of comment is that.... muppet. vraiment tu me'nerve putain espace de conard!

  • hes basically saying ..yeh u guys walk like this

  • Shit! Fucker looks like my dad! O_O

  • humannnn

  • lol when the chimp starts walkin he looks like a old short black guy..and if i offended any black ppl in that JOKE...fuck you if you cant take a joke lol

  • Soooo like us.

  • lol, that's awesome, in front of the kids too, haha

  • i wish these guys weren't locked up in a freakin zoo

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  • monkey gettin high it would be funny if it shared it with another monkey

  • type in......stoner monkey

  • it would be funny if he started reading a newspaper

  • The primate smokes a joint.. Inhales, then he evolves and walks like a Human.

  • @EveryHumanBeing The human smokes a joint.. Inhales, then HE evolves, and walks like an ape.

  • its a cig u dumb fucks

  • i wanna watch him light it hehe

    Legalize weed!

  • do you know for sure. there's kids around i don't think the zoo keepers would risk giving weed. it probably a cigarette

  • Legalize it!

  • the only thing funnier than a stoned monkey is a drunk monkey

  • If President Obama wants to smoke he can!

  • racist fucker

  • Why is that racist? George W. Bush was called a "chimp" all the time, was that racist, too? Get a sense of humor, you pathetic, politically-correct loser!

  • i thot u were callin obama a chimp cos' hes black my bad.

  • Bush was called a chimp because he is not smart.

  • @Muad420

    Neither is Obama!

  • Oh, surely you are not serious?

  • @Muad420

    Um... did you happen to see his "State of The Union Speech" last night? The man is an idiot!

  • Nah, haven't seen that one. (I don't even live in the States.)

    I'll take a look though, thanks for the tip.

  • that monkey is awesome

  • Haha its bush taking a smoke

  • lol omfg hhahaha the monkey is high lol amazing

  • i wudd shitt my self if the other monkey wudd go like '' dude, man pass the blunt allready! '' :D

  • That monkey is on is "smoke break", just chillin' after a day of jumping and spinning for the humans.

  • Serioisly, things like this proove how close monkeys and humans are, and monkeys can do alot of things human do and they don't always act on instinct, they can love one another, and play around, and as we can see here, smoke, if you look at a monkey as a retarded human, you can see what i'm talking about.

  • wow...it almost looks like it released an inner human....

  • Looks like we share the same distant ancestors.

  • it may be a joint but its not with weed , if that would have been weed you would see some reaction .

  • man dont be a downer

  • lmao @ when he stands up

  • wow that is incredible, it smoks like a human would.

  • Fuck thats funny to watch under the influence of Cannabis Sativa!

    I actually lol'ed

  • dj crazy don't mess wit you i don't know i got dem rhymes you don't hang i got da money nigga

  • it's a cigarette

  • I want a monkey and stevenbey88 I WILL teach it how to roll. :)

  • would be quality tae get that Monkey tae Roll your Joint !

  • mentalyank is a faggot zoos are boss

  • animals shouldnt be forced to be locked up like that

    i could care less about the smoking but zoos are practically prisons...

    i would love to get one of those colombus monkeys though and toke with it

  • kids shouldn't be locked up like that

    I could care less about smoking but schools are practically prisons...

    I would love to get one of those columbine kids though and toke with it