The Office USA Dwight Schrutes perfect crime (s05e08)

[fpsFALSE]

Rainn Wilson is one of the greatest actors ever. I'm serious.

[kp996]

That's just stupid

[1lifestyle]

we ma love all night....lol

[manblad]

I LIKE THE COLD LOOOOL

[goeb16]

they have such great writers

[AaronsMusique]

@goeb16 soooooo great.

[2cjones]

lmao! ... oh i love it

[danielm7987]

haha dwight is to the office as kramer is to sienfeld. great shows alone, but those two characters make the show so much better.

[Charbug9]

ahaha, youuu said it!

[rayray66]

this is my friend grants life story

[SAOrules]

something tells me that dwight is going to one day in the near future end up in prison and end up being some guy's bitch.

[liberal185]

i remember watching this a couple of months ago, i swear, i mustve been laughing throughout the whole thing and for another 2 straight minutes after the scene ended, too funny!

[TRBNGR666]

right up there with his "perfect date"

[Rabadat]

weirdo..

[markoking7]

this is really priceless..this guy is killing me

[Outlaw2308]

Dwight and Michael are hilarious!!'

[Blair0The0Cat]

xD Dwight is freakin' awesome

[daverecor]

its priceless... hahahahahahaha

[dk1499]

love this clip

[Versailles1770]

I tell her to meet me in Mexico but I go to Canada. I don't trust her. Besides, I like the cold.

[Demon0000]

Yeah he said that, we all saw him.

[Versailles1770]

@Demon0000 are you always an ass? maybe just online cause you're too scared of getting your ass handed to you...?

[PeterEQUALSawesome]

Bahahahahaha

[Tricky768]

rainn wilson is actually a pretty damn good actor, so is steve carrel and john (the guy who plays jim). this is the best dwight quote to me because of his tone and just the way he says it, its so frickin funny!

[maiipie]

My favorite thing about this, is how Dwight keeps the same tone and speed throughout the whole story. It's like it's completely perfected in his mind.

[MusiccOnlyy]

lmaoo

"i tell to meet me in mexico, but i go in canada"

"i tell her to meet me in paris, but i go to berlin"

LMFAOO, he kills me.

[xnappyboyyx]

Hahaha the chandelier! priceless

[senorfarqueso]

man get those stupid notes out of there

[RyeScience]

Well Dwight , that is slightly ilogical and hypocritical I thought you hated criminals , unlike you my imagination will remain pure .

Am I imagining worldly things ? false , what if the goverment has a device that can identify thought patterns , im sorry but i dont want them lowering the sound level in my head .

[wonkadelic25]

WACKKKKKKKKKKKKK!

[nw1420]

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[masterkemp]

the brit version is the most unfunny thing ever

[Guadalatorre]

muuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuyyy­y buenooo!

[10maxpower]

she's tifanny...

[whirlaway]

that is brilliant Dwight lol

[ricmilu]

I know in the real world its a tribute to the uk edition, but in Michael Scotts world why would he have a union jack on his desk?

[redthunda69]

This US version's not a tribute to the UK version... It's the only thing that redeemed that piece of shit series.

[NyteRyd2r]

The piece of shit US version is beyond redemption. Sorry.

[redthunda69]

Just go have some tea, Mr. Brit.

[NyteRyd2r]

I'm not British, actually. Idiot. Haha.

[renascence123]

@NyteRyd2r Why are you so angry? Chill out! go Watch something you actually want to watch. (PS: I can imagine the things you write coming out of Dwight's mouth in his voice and they don't sound out of place in the slightest.)

[NyteRyd2r]

@renascence123 Why so serious? Chill out! Go watch something that is actually original. (PS: I can imagine the things you TYPE coming out of the mouth of a disturbed asylum patient, and they don't sound out of place in the slightest).

[NyteRyd2r]

You're a microcosm of the American version of the Office. Unoriginal and unfunny. As well as relying on slapstick humour to get its point across. Next time you want to show everyone how smart you are, don't make a cliche your retort. It's hilarious because I'm not even British. Lol, man it must suck to be as stupid as you.

[faladith]

great... now all comedy needs to be smart? its about how fucking funny it is not how much it sparks philosophical thought in your mind

[TheT4xid3rmist]

I'm sorry we can't all be as original as you NyteRyd2r.

What does that say anyway?

Night Rydtooer? I think you meant to put a 3 in like a backwards E. Well done.

Why don't you quit trolling videos and find something better to do with your time?

[NyteRyd2r]

Actually, I had an account called NyteRyd3r. That's the reason for the 2, moron.

Oh no, you can't come up with a real argument, so you insult my e-name. Someone help me! My faith is dwindling! It's TheT4xid3rmist!

[RecyclopsSH]

US Version > UK Version.

Sorry bud if you're gonna troll gtfo because no one likes you.

[TheT4xid3rmist]

What'd you do to lose your account? What did you forget your password? Did you do something stupid and get your account banned? Why even watch videos of something you don't like? I hate Nickelback and I'm sure as hell not going to go onto youtube and search for Nickelback videos.  I just don't see the logic of you wasting your time here. Oh that's right. You are trolling because you have a mental disorder. It's called narcissistic personality disorder.

[omchomsky]

lol, nyterdytooer

[beloved113]

ROFLMAO

[daishulun]

you can't cut any single word from it..

[FixedVids]

LOL!

[WhatIsMae21]

I would pay to see this movie. But Dwight has to be the protagonist.

[BaptismOfMoonlight]

its a tv series, they have like 6 seasons or so out now

, its called THE OFFICE, very funny,

[WhatIsMae21]

@baptismofmoonlight yes. i know what the office is. i was saying the story he's talking about in this clip should be made into a movie.

[oneivan4all]

epic

[ibeperson]

every once an a while dwight's eyebrows will move

i have no idea why i noticed that

[CarlySara007]

ack now i see it too! :P

[HendrixLiveOn4ever]

can some1 please tell me the episode where dwight talks about weed, episode and season please thanks

[WhatIsMae21]

Season 2. Episode 20. Drug Testing

[coolidgejosiah]

"That's where I stash the chandelier." Hahaha

[DAVN121]

When it got to the end I realized how perfect it was. XD

[adept91]

BRILLIANT

[xXAWDXx]

the person who made the annotations ruined the video and has absolutely no friends

[JaRaComedy]

@xXAWDXx just turn the annotations off

[tubojunior]

hahaha oh Dwight! :P

[guywiththerockfistup]

"This is where the story gets interesting."

[Cheezburger100]

Besides, I like the cold. XD

[retroguy02]

dwight is soooo badass

[biokudde]

The Perfect Crime Indeed!

[lolMJ2]

Dwight is AWESOME,he's my favorite

He has a perfect sarcasm,and he makes everything sounds so funny

[oyeboy94]

Holy crap...Dwight is amazing.

[greenmatrix151023387]

dwight is alot of things

lol

[algernonlover15]

My dream is for Dwight to be my co-worker ;D

[ilikewhitechapel]

@algernonlover15

my dream is that i co-run a bed & breakfast in hell with satan and that i make 80,000 $ a year.

[algernonlover15]

@ilikewhitechapel why satan when u have dwight

[CarlySara007]

why dwight when you can have jim

[algernonlover15]

@CarlySara007 LMAOOO

[CarlySara007]

@algernonlover15

well its TRUE!! ;)

[ViviiGoRAWR]

dwight's SO much hotter ;D

[DwightSchrute777]

hahah dwight is my hero..

[thegothmog]

I'm Canadian and I approve of this video.

[Patrice565]

hhahha i second this!

[ttlander]

ditto

[The371554]

lol funny!!

[SkillingFTW]

I die of laughter everytime I see this.

[Brew4me111]

i have a son and hes the chief of police.

[hd26R601]

"This is where the story gets interesting..." lol

[fiveaeonspast]

please allow embedding

[golfer2301]

besides i like the cold.. lol

[oriolesmagic33]

hahahhahahah

[gmnest16]

easily my favorite "the office" rant

[TimothySideburns]

"Besides - I like the cold..." RFLMAO! Easily one of the Top 10 best TV shows ever. Go, Office, go!

[Jimkaider]

The logic behind all of this is astounding.

[greenmatrix151023387]

``this where the story gets interesting``

btw i like the zzzzz`s at `0:39

it does look like stanley is sleeping lolz

[zteller]

Lmfao

[KissingFit]

lol i love how Dwight throws random sex into his perfect crime haha!

[GOODPLAYA20]

What guy DOESN'T have random sex thrown into his perfect crime?

[Thatoneguy1310]

this is hilarious

[ladyshunpike4589]

LOL XD

[151Sharon]

weird but funny ha ha

[platanoking7]

the new member of the oceans gang

[saddleseatismycallin]

Dwight K Schrute is my hero!(;

[BeauJames59]

This is fuckin' genius........

[xstefanx7]

the office is the best

[mylovewillneverend]

great  .

[pmak8]

lol

[SkillingFTW]

Someone has thought of this before LOL

[thestegman100]

omg, dwight is.................KIRA!!!!!!!­!!!!!!

[dmc458]

*dramatic deathnote music*

[laststopthistown]

to all you american office fans, in uk there was a program called Operation good guys, similar to the office but about a police squad, and twice as funny. it came out before, a kind of precursor. watch it!

[Kooovin]

dwight is the best.

ever.

[101393101393]

Woo new season today!!

[joha0854]

"i dont trust her besides i like the cold" LMAO

[PlasticCharlie]

: D:D:D:

[MystiK570]

Rainn is the fucking best!!

[lizabethag]

this has got to be one of the BEST things ever haha

:]

[Leighxkiwi]

hahhahahahaha

[mec1221]

lol

[robtromboner1]

hahahahahaha

ROB 06

[thtkidcanball5]

nice!

[parispros3co]

This is so BRILLIANT!!

[10maxpower]

OMG, i laugh so hard

[mangoman47]

"and they would call me the overkill killer"

[Ike559]

fuc u ur version sucks

[bumblebumz]

uk isnt a version idiot its the original!!!

when will you americans learn......

[calumation]

Never?

[MrsMe16]

I love this, I don't know how he keeps a straight face.

[tylergerald]

I don't care, I don't show up, I go to Berlin lmao

[cmtonkinson]

Classic "Dwigt" logic through and through.

[atworkguy]

Do I go for the vault?

[4anfield]

HAHAHAHA ILD (I LOVE DWIGHT)

[xxskittlez123xx]

pffffffffff LOL

[viagrarulezz]

oh my god XDDDD thats the sh*t!!!

i love the office

[feral1404]

"This is where it gets interesting..."

lol

[10maxpower]

that's what she said!

[kjsdhfkjsgdyeahokay]

That's because they spend most of their time on myspace, facebook, and solitaire.

[ibuBeats]

They are. The whole set is one big room. The interview with camera scenes are in Michael's Office. The window in Michael's office is facing the whole office. Besides, it's a lot easier to have them there than green screening it.

[Gravesend83]

But Michael's office doesn't have a view of Stanley. The interviews should be in the conference room.

[ibuBeats]

Oh yes. Touche. ^_^

[blackXSpr]

they are

[greenmatrix151023387]

@Gravesend83 micheals office has a view of jims deck though but you are correct it does not have a view of stanleys

[shagmaster1]

ROFL OMG

this show would be NOTHING without Dwight!!!

[gulicious666]

lmao!

[aidathecreep]

my new hero

[Earth1019]

Love this scene. 'I go to Berlin, that's where I stash the chandeliere'

[Natedogg011]

i know this kid that acts exactly like him....they're so similar it's seriously freaky

[SchwartzO5]

lol i go to Canada, i like the cold.

[gunsnrosesrox1234]

dwight is the funniest charicter on the office.

[RADMANRB]

without him there is no office

[ballin4thelord7]

so true!

[Xstealthy47X]

haha. i love how serious he is.

and then his son is the chief of police oh ya NOW it's interesting.

[tjmovielover]

awesome crime

[thewolvespurch]

I'm from the UK and I love this version more. It's so funny.

[miIkandcookies]

i tell her to go to mexico. but i go to canada instead. i don't trust her.

[spkiwi1996]

this is hilarious i always watch it

[welshcherry]

I personally think the original UK version is much funnier. Certain shows just don't translate well....I would hate it if we were do a UK version of Arrested Development - just wouldn't work.

[wluprocks]

if you are from the UK you wouldnt get as much of the office that airs in the US, cultural differences however subtle they may be

[MMAbadboy]

Ok Dwight just confirmed that he's officially insane after viewing this clip.

[Oreoreogirl]

whooooooa.

[wacajas]

HAHAHAHA!!

[Joffin1991]

This is soo great.. Dwight is the most awesome man ever. :D

[Liekkek]

too unnaturally acted for a show like the office