Strokin' Music Video

[jadius17]

Fuck rickrolling. We need this playing during the Macy's Thanksgiving day parade.

[MsBatista85]

115 People aint Sassifying on there best night.

[shanshannon19]

did anyone else notice he talks about blowing himself??

[keyongriffin5]

Is this song about beating your meat?

[hgad123]

this song was always playing at the bowling alley where my parents bowled! lol!! classic! thanks for posting this!!

[monvalleyroadtrips]

rick santorum pushed the dislike button 115 times

[YOMAMAXXL]

OW, OW, OW, OW-

[eltopo71]

2:36

[PlasticBeach666]

now we got 114 people not strokin'! what a bunch of sexless fools!

[ZombieKimzy]

If my stuff aint tight enough you can stick it up my WOOOOOHHHH

[MaybeImDreaming7]

ow ow ow ow ow. lmfao

[LizzieBlitzkrieg]

This is the greatest piece of art ever

[MrEnignok]

Holy interlacing batman!!!

[FoxyMamaRox]

@70sbyrdjah YES! I just read your comment, lol. I kept calling in and ordering this. XD I was like 5 or 6. No idea what it meant, and I got in trouble once for watching it. I just liked the little clay dude.

[pcvolwarrior81]

CLARENCE CARTER CLARENCE CARTER CLARENCE CARTER CLARENCE CARTER OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHH SHIT!

[mewill121]

OMG this brings back memories! My parents had this on cassette! Oh the good ol days! ;) Thanks for the post!

[BRLa89]

They played this on one of them nutty proffessor movies idk if it was the klumps or the first one

[vberg06]

This guy gets vagango??!?

[RAMIT2U]

My x-girlfriend loved this,like to stroke her again

[7adhsbm]

"I know when my women is SASSIFIED" LMAO

[THESUPERCAT64]

Funniest song ever...



[Guitarman5150]

I remember hearing this song on the radio when I was a kid uncut!! I couldn't believe they got away with it then. Good to see it's got a life on You Tube!

[phreakout15]

I can't believe this dude is singing about masturbation and anal sex!

[playboybunny202007]

love this song

[iatemyhomework]

109 people have not mastered multi-directional strokin'

[mydjsoundz]

SASSIFIED LMAO

[dustinblake11]

I used to sing this when I was young....lol

[CHIVASHILL]

I BE STROKIN

[SigmaOxygen]

I bet he's made at least one woman say his last name during sex.

[SigmaOxygen]

This is borderline Tim & Eric material.

[MsJazznote]

Worst! Video! EVER! Damn!

[cjthefineartist]

I'm stroking now, my brush on my canvas :)

Love it, takes me back to the South

[iwantinyoursocks]

i wish i didnt see this :O

[puertomeno]

best song ever - i need the mp3 of this.

[shooterb0y23]

Gameinformer?

[themonkeyman2547]

@shooterb0y23 yes!

[FoxyMamaRox]

LOL I remember I kept ordering this video on The Box. I had NOOOOO business doin it, but I was like, 6 or 7. I had no idea what it meant. HAHA!!!

[Darxxxide]

If you did a salvia hit while watching this video, you would probably die.

[ultramagnus22486]

@Darxxxide ya die laughing lol

[TheMelrd]

OMG so happy to find this. i remember dancing to this at disco's back in the 80s. clarencecarter clarencecarter clarencecarter, ooo shit clarencecarter

[sggitcm]

Believe me, people, if you tell a po-lice man "you be strokin!" its only ends in a weekend in jail. See 1:15. Bad advice, CC.

[MageReactor]

I'm sassified.

[1945bobc]

I meen Strokin Bob c.

[1945bobc]

He's not blind when it comes to stokin !

[snipelfritz]

I heard somebody sing this for karaoke the other day at the bar I where I work. I wasn't even sure it was a real song. Then I saw the video and I was even more confused.

But I WAS highly entertained the whole time.

But really, what is that little claymation thing supposed to be? A "personal massager" if you catch my drift? and is it going down on Clarence Carter at the end of the video?

[NyxEcho13]

i liked the part when he was strokin'

[Charango123quena]

the 80s ruled!!

[venturedj]

@Charango123quena TOO BAD IT WAS FROM THE 90's!! It Even says 1991 in the chryon.

[milkmanv1]

PNS CAR

[krypticdream66]

¿ uʍop ǝpısdn ǝʌol ǝpɐɯ ɹǝʌǝ noʎ ǝʌɐɥ

[venturedj]

@krypticdream66 How the hell????

[pb0o6]

lol i heard talib kweli say clarence carter in one of his songs and I thought that was his real name. I get it now lol

[ChromeTone1]

who else came here from My little pony?

[GideonKSays]

It's funny, my woman always says "Clarence Carter, Clarence Carter, Clarence Carter" too. But DAMN if she ain't sassified when I'm done strokin'!!

[witherspoon1995]

Watching this on World AIDS day. oh the irony.

[swampyjocks]

After listening to this song I am ALWAYS 100% 'sassified'

[bazyjonez]

awsome

[kfdyy]

Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow.

[1piecemage]

@Q8379

yeaaa lol!

[SuperYungGunz]

I sing this while I play Modern Warfare 3. #winning

[theaustralianhulk]

Sassified!

[SoCalChunkybutt]

holy fuck

[ff2paladin]

What year is this?

[spontaneousbabe]

@ff2paladin 1991. it says it in the graphic at the end of the video. sounds like 80s doesn't it?? so sexy

[aremslie]

All my women are sassified...

[clodtimism]

OOOOOooooo SHIT!!! Clarence Carterr

[TheTwistedTraceur]

ow,ow,ow,ow ow ow,ow brought me here

[BgMsDangerus]

My husband turned me on to this song. Seems he and the "boys" saw a woman singing it (karaoke) in a bar when they were in Florida. And no, we wives were NOT invited to go on that trip. I was LAMO when I first heard it but now it's one of my favorite tunes.

[BeautyRUSHXVII]

Lmfao "Have you ever made love .... While ya watch the LATE LATE SHOW"

[adamp7860]

@BeautyRUSHXVII ya

[sweetnezz2800]

hell yea i lov this song i made lov every were 

[falqas]

I still have no idea what this song is about, or what that clay penis thing is supposed to be.

[bubby24lewis]

i heard it for the first time when i was like 9 and my dad was driving home from my gparents drunk as hell and swurving. me and my sister were singing this out loud haha.

[Rayvontae]

@bubby24lewis You have NO idea of how much I'm laughing at the mental picture that you just put into my head. Thank you for being AWESOME for no damn reason.

[bubby24lewis]

best song lol

[fishforme2]

104 peoples stuff aint tight enough.

[Mr211z]

1:20 "im strokin" he just finished

[reeleast]

104 People Haven't Been Sassified Or Did Any Of The Other Stuff He's Talkin' About. SMH :(

[Moothereporter]

Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow-

[angelgurlz06]

Lol thank you to a certain someone I know that introduced me to this song lol it's really funny! And everytime I hear the ghostbusters tune for some reason this song comes to mind!

[dnellbasedgod610]

my  dad was playing this song in the car...

[MsBabyBoppa]

these comments are making me laugh! U guys rock!

[420brandyn]

i just lost $10 cuz i told my friend i can watch this without laughing.... its only 10seconds into the video >.<

[TeamCardHero]

@jazzeyfey1 that's why it is so good!!

[soraiyame]

This is priceless. I can't breathe.

[Jamesbodnaryk]

This is an inspiration to all men lol

[DragonfireEXtreme402]

And to think, a My Little Pony video brought me here.

[jazziefey1]

I be strokin ! There's so much wrong with song

[bclyde17]

I am tired of letting Clarence ask me all these questions about making love...I'd rather be "strokin"!

[jaemac123]

I was 4 yrs old when I saw this video. I'm 24 now. I ha NO CLUE what the hell Strokin' was back then. Lol Clarence Carter! Clarence Carter! Clarence Carter! Clarence Carter! OoOoOoOoooo Shit! Clarence Carter! Lmao

[treyhasty19]

When I was real young I heard this song at a wedding, I asked my parents what "stroking" meant. They told me he was saying "smoking." I went to school the next day singing "I smoke it to the east, I smoke it to the west."

[MrChrisp286]

103 peoples stuff isnt sassified!!:)

[r66chs]

103 virgins disliked this!

[GenericEvilMob]

STROKE IT CLARENCE CARTER, BUT DON'T STROKE SO FAST. IF MY STUFF AIN'T TIGHT ENOUGH YOU CAN STICK IT UP MY - WHOO!

[karlSNESnerd]

1:18 makes me laugh every time

[thatPUNKdude]

i miss the 90s xD

[JasonWllms55]

LOVE THIS SONG

[israel7ism]

Please upload "The Girl From Soweto" ## Good memories of South Africa 2010

[reetwain]

my husband says brandon pshigoda brandon pshigoda brandon pshigoda brandon pshigoda ooooooooooohhhh shit, brandon pshigoda! i was won over by him the first time he sang it to me! ha LMFAO! love you baby!

[Tsousa1987]

She said.. stroke it Clarence Carter but don't stroke so fast and if my stuff aint tight enough you can stick it up my whooo!

[whysoserious89]

103 people have had that cops light shined on them.

[shannonsjohnson69]

my mom requested this to be played at my dad's wedding haha

[SulfuricAcidChugger]

This sounds like a song that should be glorifying masturbation

[k33p3r0f5h4rp]

there was a void in my life until i saw this

[Ke7cHuM]

You are not a man until you listen to this song in its entirety.

[j3sse15]

THOSE ARE GLORY WHOLES >.<

[theweave2587]

this is the new rick roll

[donnacalabrese]

I remember when this song came out,.it seemed like suddenly the ladies at the bars thought they were pole dancers or stripppers.....it was hilarious...but what a song!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! awesome

[FunasHerpes59]

Bill Clinton sent me here

[melm4402]

@FunasHerpes59 Yep he sends me here often lol

[Gleadiya]

wow....this is really creepy LMFAO

[AGoofyyMexicann]

Pimp bill fer dayz

[goldwassa]

oh silly bill

[PWNZUGAMING]

Thumbs up if Bill brought you here!

twitter: aaronbanueloss FOLLOW ME NIGGUHS.

[wilmobaseball3]

Pimp Bill Clinton brought me here!!!!

[dan00ts]

I will now put this song on every time I masturbate.

[TheToddy30]

Have you ever made love while watching the late late show? Yes, but I'm pretty sure you didn't Clarence what with ya being blind and all....I B Strokin!

[respectmypretty]

Lmao I remember this song from the nutty professor

[baphochrist]

@respectmypretty

It was the only funny part in the whole movie!

[TheToddy30]

I b stroking

[stillphil]

SASSIFIED !



[MrHomesquid]

so ghetto but I love his older hits

[sherrilynn1866]

I be strokin!!! LMAO Loved this song when it came out!!

[SummerNV]

I freakin love this song!

[jackofclubz]

98 people ain't strokin'.

[Bettyangeleyez]

@jackofclubz 98 ppl are virgins, lmao!!

[MRiFXXK]

Lol hes blind and strokin!

[hotchevy19]

Mane this of my songs of all time

[bigred2391]

greatest song ever!!!!!!!!!!!

[myrongainz1]

she said clarence carter clarence carter clarence carter clarence carter  ooh shit clarence carter

[gregsy74]

ooooooh shit Clarence Carter!

[Adamwahwah]

98 people aren't sassified

[travondaninja]

i luv da old skool songs dats all i listen 2

[Purplex3s]

"Hard... long... soft...short. I be strokin' " Lol Eddie Murphy in the Nutty Professor. PNS CAR. Ahhhh ::dead::

[KJ0012]

if my stuff aint tight enough you can stick it up my-

[Rebelgirl4444]

appearently, 97 people dont be strokin'!

[Zamool]

LOL



[mikhy0823]

I b stroking

[2011Thecrazygirl]

Love this song b/c my granny used to play it all the time when I was younger :)

[comedyforideots]

@2011Thecrazygirl ur granny mist have been one naughty granny!XDD

[Cuzimrich]

Pimp Bill Clinton #swag #babymakinmuzik #pimphandstrong

[jamariogoon]

#pimphandstrong

[Icicless]

Thumbs If Bill Clinton Sent You!

[goldenrule999]

Sing it, Cousin Clarence!

[calvinwebster]

What key is he playing that song in?

[Capcoor]

@calvinwebster Eb.



[DeepGreyDemon]

Was that the Macarena at the end of that song?

[ejmagent007]

Funny, I never ever thought about what Carter ws actually referring to until I watched this video.... LOL!

[TheBtaylor98]

Strokin. Hmph. Sounds...idk. Depends what your stroking I guess.

[AnimeGoddessVampima]

....It's funny because they play this at my family reunions...... God I love my family. XD

[micki218]

Love It!

[jaireeves]

geez.....well once you see something....it's kinda hard to unsee it....i gotta get out here....

[curtis12399]

CLARENCE CARTER CLARENCE CARTER CLARENCE CARTER OHHHHHH SHIT CLARENCE CARTER!!!! LMAO I love that part :D

[fitzyfitz88]

@curtis12399 i sing this at kareoke almost every week and this is by far my favorite part to sing

[Hulahoop11]

I'm here because of Bill Clinton ... o__O

[360swagg]

lmfao



[ArchangelNesbitt]

95 people haven't figured out how to.... yeah...

[top40productions]

Cant believe he died !

[whitetailhunta]

@top40productions  he died from a strok--in'

[kapone815]

@whitetailhunta Clarence Carter isnt dead

[kapone815]

@top40productions he's not dead

[IanGorton]

Sasified. Love that word

[FuriousPumpkin]

what the hell is that little clay thing?

[Doubleshot98]

RIP Clarence... hope you can see the pussy you fuck in heaven

[Nocgirl]

@Doubleshot98 how classy. Wrong Clarence dope.

[castewar]

@Doubleshot98 You're confusing Clarence Carter and Clarence Clemons...

[Senator1]

@Doubleshot98 Clarence Carter is still living. Clarence CLEMONS is the one who just passed.

[Beckleyhoney]

@Doubleshot98

LMAO!!! I GOT TEARS IN MY EYES!!! Y IS THE COMMENT SOOO FUNNY!! AND DID HE SAY "OOOO S^&*!!!" LMAO I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED SO HARD!!!

[kitcloudkicker1]

whoo S*!t Clarence Carter!

Haha Love the song