im german but i can speak english... ok im not the best but the most germans cant speak english very well ... that sucks i think everyone has to speak english !!!!!!!!!!
Gosh I love Germans! I have a German boyfriend although his English has less of an accent. I prefer it when he speaks to me in German, it makes me drool is so hot. And he prefers it when I speak Spanish.
the only thing weird about germans speaking english is that a lot of germans can't get the "th" sound. and that is only because that sound isnt in their language. just as the "ch" sound isnt in ours as in "ich". when some germans try saying "th" it usually comes out as an "s" sound or "z" sound.
@Runzeli its kind of necessary, because no offence, if you dont use the th sound you sound like an idiot, im not putting this in a rude way, but if your gunna speak english and you're german, use th, you'll sound like you know the language better.
Ich liebe Deutschland und seine schöne deutsche Nationalhymne! Deutschland gewinnt den World Cup! Sie haben nicht die WM seit 1990, als Deutschland Argentinien West spielt im Jahr 1990 gewonnen! Ich nahm zwei Jahre in der deutschen Sprache in 1988 und 1989, als ich in die Besoldungsgruppe 11. und 12. Klasse der High School in Kalifornien, USA! Ich bin ein Chinese Canadian! Es lebe Deutschland!
@Lalunao07 That's kewel! But I work with some German researchers in the South American tropical rainforest and the "th-" procunciation seems to be a running gag in their spoken speech...
He said that, but he meant "Whart are u thinking about?".
Ok most German people I know who are taught English are able to pronounce it much better, but if I think about two guys in my class. They speak English like the man in the video :D. But better than my best friend. She is alwas trying to sound "Very American" and sounds like "whood aah u shinkin abaaud". :).
This is hilarious, 5 stars!! However, I'd like to point out that all of the German friends I've met in the US are quite fluent in English. Also, that sounds like British English where "th" sounds like "s." So, it's harder to distinguish "sinking" and "thinking."
that's true; you should not take this video personal; it is just a "comedy" in the pure sense: it advice us of bad habits / characteristics in a funny way.
@valente2k6 I know, I know... I´m totally overacting, though I´m not even a german xD Such a bad english pronunciation makes me feel embaressed for the person and apart from this I just wanted to tell the english people out there the truth :D
i think its endearing, poor guy was nervous and trying...what are you sinking about.... lol i'll end up saying that next time someone says they are thinking about something..
Oh is it? It's so funny when people back in Russia tell me they would never be able to speak English because of a very difficult pronunciation and reading rules)))
I wasn´t sure if I should watch this, because I´m bored aubout the same old lame jokes of 'ze germans'. I know a lot of germans, who speak english pretty well. But this german commercial (yep, it´s Berlitz) is hilarious, laughed my ass of! XD
German accents are so SEXY!
redpascasio 2 weeks ago
Haha what are you sinking about i get it :P ENGLAND
thennowforeverforest 3 weeks ago
So guttttttttttttttttttt gemacht!
schizorohypnol 1 month ago
Hahahahaha I love it! :D
Missmileymuaa1 1 month ago in playlist Germans are funny
Actually this is pretty ironic don't you think:
The americans can't speak the german 'r' and the germans can't speak the english 'th' :D
Fantasy5001 2 months ago
Put your tongue between your teeth instead of having your teeth together.
Good advert though, made me laugh.
eurosceptic1 3 months ago
I am German and this actually made me laugh xD
MrBlubberblubs 4 months ago
@MrBlubberblubs mich auch (me too)
Awesome xD
Fantasy5001 3 months ago
Haha wie geil! Oli is awsome..lol
Ann11Christin 5 months ago
how i love Germans
LONELY8008 5 months ago
what are you sinking about? :P
Haevenn 5 months ago
wth i hear he say , "this is german co cock, what are you sinking a boat"
justplainly 5 months ago
I was wondering why games got translated to German... now i know.
AcidRain371 5 months ago
@AcidRain371 Nop, you don't. Try to play a game in French ... then, you'll know.
Waldloewe 5 months ago
@AcidRain371 some germans are really at english but the most of us speak like this
TheMrbaummann 4 months ago
@TheMrbaummann really good^^
TheMrbaummann 4 months ago
xD Sis is my broser wis my clohses.
XTremeATTV 8 months ago
did u know that german and english can be very similar?? check my 5 th lesson on my channel to find out!
OnlineSchoolBerlin 9 months ago
gott, tut das weh
PaladinFenris 10 months ago
hahahahhaha im german and ich love this vid hahahahahhahah xD
What are you sinking about hahahhaa xD
GreenVanillasTV 10 months ago
Omg I hecka love this video! XD
DOlguin56 11 months ago
haha! das ist gut! some germans are funny when they are so serious about themselves. greets!
pizdauskas1 11 months ago
Cute
xXmintyISmeXx 11 months ago
im german but i can speak english... ok im not the best but the most germans cant speak english very well ... that sucks i think everyone has to speak english !!!!!!!!!!
TheMagicM3t4l 1 year ago
@TheMagicM3t4l come on, don't be so apologetic. germans do speak quite good english.
pizdauskas1 11 months ago
@pizdauskas1 no ^^
TheMagicM3t4l 11 months ago
@TheMagicM3t4l
No!
Marstonify 8 months ago
sinking as thinking, get it? same accents for chinese
JackZeroZ 1 year ago
thats how i speak english ehehe :P
polslu 1 year ago
gehen Deutschland gehen!
blackspartastorm 1 year ago
gehen Deutschland gehen
blackspartastorm 1 year ago
MOC!
DeepSixKou 1 year ago
that guy ins't qualilfied for his job i dont think... lol :)
ItsEmmalicious 1 year ago
sometimes i think, that i'm the only german which is accent-free XD
DasUeberIch89 1 year ago
so cute..
Love you germany.
- from america -
sheather703 1 year ago 10
sOO MOEEE
XSkullxTotenKopfX 1 year ago
Yep, even our foreign minister speaks english not better....
Nubira109 1 year ago
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH HAHAH LOLZ HAHAHAHA ICANTSTOPLAUGHINGHAHA
justdopposite 1 year ago
aaaaw this is so funny what are you sinking about? ich liebe deauschland!
MizxBluexEyes 1 year ago 3
Gosh I love Germans! I have a German boyfriend although his English has less of an accent. I prefer it when he speaks to me in German, it makes me drool is so hot. And he prefers it when I speak Spanish.
Ich liebe dich so sehr Deutschland
Greetings from the US
maryuriwood07 1 year ago 10
Aww it's a cute accent!! :3
If you're German and have a pronounced German accent when speaking English, do not be offended/embarrassed at all! I love this accent!! <3
RecordReload 1 year ago 4
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RecordReload 1 year ago
the only thing weird about germans speaking english is that a lot of germans can't get the "th" sound. and that is only because that sound isnt in their language. just as the "ch" sound isnt in ours as in "ich". when some germans try saying "th" it usually comes out as an "s" sound or "z" sound.
joedude967 1 year ago
@joedude967
lol I am german and germans can speak the "th" but many paople are
lazy and don't want to do it because it is not very necessary.
Runzeli 1 year ago
@Runzeli its kind of necessary, because no offence, if you dont use the th sound you sound like an idiot, im not putting this in a rude way, but if your gunna speak english and you're german, use th, you'll sound like you know the language better.
joedude967 1 year ago
Hilarious!!!
oewnaynailf 1 year ago
I love stereotypes :D
edmundstoiberderdepp 1 year ago
im german!! :)))
uniqueperson98 1 year ago 3
what are you sinking about?
egaalmighty 1 year ago
Love this video ;)
couldn´t stop laughing.
MissRaTeN009 1 year ago
I luv them germans! I love their english accent ^^
chuck7790 1 year ago 3
i agree Libare im german and i do not speak like that.
OfficialDetourian 1 year ago
Funny! :)
heyim2R 1 year ago
this is soo funny! although im from germany =D
JayZone49 1 year ago 3
hahaha lol funny
xSH4DOWKILL3Rx 1 year ago
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Ich liebe Deutschland und seine schöne deutsche Nationalhymne! Deutschland gewinnt den World Cup! Sie haben nicht die WM seit 1990, als Deutschland Argentinien West spielt im Jahr 1990 gewonnen! Ich nahm zwei Jahre in der deutschen Sprache in 1988 und 1989, als ich in die Besoldungsgruppe 11. und 12. Klasse der High School in Kalifornien, USA! Ich bin ein Chinese Canadian! Es lebe Deutschland!
BobbytheCanadiankid 1 year ago
HAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHA ROFLMAO
Slazheyman 1 year ago
im german... and i don't have problems to speak out the th...
Lalunao07 1 year ago
@Lalunao07 That's kewel! But I work with some German researchers in the South American tropical rainforest and the "th-" procunciation seems to be a running gag in their spoken speech...
fabiannihilator 1 year ago
yeah germans have proplems to speak out the TH ^^ they say s or se
gublhubl 1 year ago
hahahahahaha so schwer ist das auch nicht das 'th' richtig auszusprechen ;)
xfriedrichx 1 year ago
Hilarious!!! *lmao*
seBlatt 1 year ago
HEllo I em e germen computa fen.
YogSothothOfGuitars 1 year ago
Der Video is wrong. It heisst "des Küstenwächters" and not "des Küchtenwächter". Genitiv, gentlemen!
prilstrudel 1 year ago
"what are you sinking about" <-did he say that?? xDD
MissyJay95 1 year ago
@MissyJay95
He said that, but he meant "Whart are u thinking about?".
Ok most German people I know who are taught English are able to pronounce it much better, but if I think about two guys in my class. They speak English like the man in the video :D. But better than my best friend. She is alwas trying to sound "Very American" and sounds like "whood aah u shinkin abaaud". :).
hexy13007 1 year ago
Yes I know der Problem. Very very bad. Germans trying to sound like Americans. Was für eine Peinlichkeit.
prilstrudel 1 year ago
Vat are jyou sinking abaüt? LOL!
jakeh2034 1 year ago
German accents are sooo cute!
almostseth2 2 years ago 56
@almostseth2 thank you.
ronaldo109109 2 years ago
@almostseth2 really?! O__O XDDD
dingsdings2 1 year ago
this joke is a classic! and it's also well known in germany by the way
robseKB 2 years ago 7
... this was awful.
but I still laughed.
HappyAppleCider 2 years ago 7
I just want to know how to pronounce wenig damonenkopf (little demon)
skylardanks 2 years ago
@skylardanks but by the way little demon doesn't mean "wenig Dämonenkopf". "wenig Dämonenkopf" would mean "just a few demonheads".
Little Demon means "Kleiner Dämon"!
hexy13007 1 year ago
i've got a perfact english accent and i'm a german! this man is an idiot
buddelii 2 years ago
@buddelii
Wo hast du perfekt English sprechen gelernt?
hexy13007 1 year ago
you are and idiot!
sh0xy 1 year ago
i love his accent haha =)
x3chloe3x 2 years ago 6
This is hilarious, 5 stars!! However, I'd like to point out that all of the German friends I've met in the US are quite fluent in English. Also, that sounds like British English where "th" sounds like "s." So, it's harder to distinguish "sinking" and "thinking."
elmonoborracho 2 years ago
Not every german- speaking person speaks like an idiot ‼ >:(
Libare 2 years ago 16
that's true; you should not take this video personal; it is just a "comedy" in the pure sense: it advice us of bad habits / characteristics in a funny way.
Cheers
valente2k6 2 years ago 30
@valente2k6 I know, I know... I´m totally overacting, though I´m not even a german xD Such a bad english pronunciation makes me feel embaressed for the person and apart from this I just wanted to tell the english people out there the truth :D
Libare 1 year ago
@Libare he's probably just nervous I think that was he's first day
hellgurl71 1 year ago
@Libare yes they do
YOMAMMAISABITCH 1 year ago
@Libare Just like not every Canadian person says eh after a sentence. eh
jjjmethosjjj 1 year ago
@Libare Vares your sense of humor???
TheGenesisfan93 9 months ago
What the fuck? How did he get there? My english very bad, but t´s much beter than this!!!!
Melder92 2 years ago
no it isnt.
you cant even write one correct sentence
gentertainments 2 years ago
i think its endearing, poor guy was nervous and trying...what are you sinking about.... lol i'll end up saying that next time someone says they are thinking about something..
YarrowElfwind 2 years ago
hahahahahaha..... what are you sinking about?? hahahahahahaaa
KimiiiBabe 2 years ago 47
lol oh my life....
Attilaakiraly 2 years ago 3
it´s funny
TheAmericanBeauty91 2 years ago 5
that´s great. but it´s not real. not every german speaks like that. belive me...
TheAmericanBeauty91 2 years ago 3
we all know that.
valente2k6 2 years ago
that is good
TheAmericanBeauty91 2 years ago 5
yeap, don't worry about this movie, is just a joke, it can be applied to other nations too. All non native English speakers can do mistakes :d
valente2k6 2 years ago
oh really???
TheAmericanBeauty91 2 years ago
aaaa yes !?!?!?
valente2k6 2 years ago
haha - i love it!
LiebenSieSich 2 years ago
That's just a movie.Not every German is speaking as bad as him.
:D
jojojelle 2 years ago 2
that's true. not every german. every second german :D
Executioner1984 2 years ago
Oh is it? It's so funny when people back in Russia tell me they would never be able to speak English because of a very difficult pronunciation and reading rules)))
MagyarHuszarFerenc 2 years ago
If your native language is Russian - as it is mine - you will have little difficulties with both English and German. God bless my rich language!
MagyarHuszarFerenc 2 years ago
i like russians speaking german with the russian accent. it is funny as hell.
1987Andreas 2 years ago
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chislehurstbat 2 years ago
i wonder, whether the words are sinking or thinking??
wandiehard 2 years ago
We sinking! We sinking!
......What Singing ?
pawel1818 2 years ago
no idiot, it's "we're sinking" and he replies "what are you sinking (thinking) about?"
corotor12345 2 years ago
Like a friend of mine said to one of my american buddies:
Doo jou leik ze Bascket-ball?
But Chinglish is much much more funnier...
Chrinik 2 years ago
Ich liebe dieses Lied, mein englischer Lehrer erzählte mir darüber so, dass ich nachhause ging und es aussah das ist so komisch. Ich liebe es
JCKASS001 2 years ago
lol the people that are sinking must say DAMN! were screwed.
Lalune350z 2 years ago
moar liek, DAMN it had to be a german on the radio
leefbeef 2 years ago
lol
1987Andreas 2 years ago
hahahah whats are you sinking abaauut
omg ..im german but my daddy speak exactly like this men hahah
he always says: this is verrrry nic..oh ther is a polismen
xD
SarahandPezi 2 years ago
hahaha, why does he say that.
karbine409 2 years ago
idk he cant speak english so he always pronaunce everything wrong lol
SarahandPezi 2 years ago
hahahahaha. this is the funniest thing i've seen in a long time.
wokabomb 2 years ago
Silly German:3
vidviewer401 2 years ago
lol, i am german! but my english is much better!^^
Cab94x 2 years ago
LMFAO
OMG
that just made my day.
fixationamplified 2 years ago
Haha ive made the same mistake in my school and i never realized it xD
KungFuChopstick 2 years ago
ROLFROFLROFL
PossibleInfost 2 years ago
Japanese ppl make the same kind of mistake because we do not have the diffrence between "th " and "s " lol
polo0918 2 years ago
wjajwajw...it was funny :)
douglaskakaroto19 2 years ago
this is a german ad...
gandhi2k2 2 years ago
This have to be a german Advertisment, since the german people have to learn english, and not the british ones.
3nDoNyX 2 years ago
good logics, but not always true
valente2k6 2 years ago
right ;D
I have to improve my english, too :P
3nDoNyX 2 years ago
hahahaha :D
Efendorr 2 years ago
haha whats that you sinking about :P
es ist sehr lustig :)
haha
SunnyBunny42694 2 years ago
I like german people even if their English SUCKS!!!
BACKDRAFT2009 2 years ago
this is funny!!! awe cute guy!!
NaturVita 2 years ago
lol! ich hoffe ich spreche besser:D
belaundfarinforever 2 years ago 3
"What are you sinking about?"
how2233 2 years ago 3
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CapitalJoe101 2 years ago
<Hahahahahhahahahh !
AngelTyr4el 2 years ago
Hahahahaha XD
diablodiablodiablo 2 years ago
LOL
t33kad00 2 years ago
this is priceless. XD
bloodonbullets 3 years ago
my boyfriend is from Germany and learned fluent English
ExcelleATL 3 years ago
many people in germany can speak english ^^
i speak english too ;) hahah
streetfucker911 3 years ago
lol This is soooo funny!!!!!!!
ScarletXRazor 3 years ago
HA HA HA thats really funny
Tommasz93 3 years ago 4
i love this commercial lol
EcKoWR 3 years ago 2
What Ta You Sinking Abouted
SanBarzesco 3 years ago
"What are you sinking about?" Haha
muchtoocrazy 3 years ago 3
lol pretty funny. i'm german too!^^
and sometimes if someone just begins a conversation in english and i'm not prepared i'll start talking like this.^^
327000 3 years ago
XD Funny ! but i think this guy speaks better english than most of you german !
XXsabbaXX 3 years ago
i'm german, but i don't speak englisch like this guy :'D
very funny :p
einfach nur lustig diewerbung von denen, auch wenn die uns deutsche ein bischen durch den dreck ziehen :D
ruhrpotttyp 3 years ago
ähm das is ne deutsche werbung wenn ich mich recht entsinne...
TheSereniti 2 years ago
yes, it is not a German "werbung" it is Brittish.....I think
valente2k6 2 years ago
No, it is an german ad for sure
vogelfrei90 2 years ago
classic :D
uetzel 3 years ago
I wasn´t sure if I should watch this, because I´m bored aubout the same old lame jokes of 'ze germans'. I know a lot of germans, who speak english pretty well. But this german commercial (yep, it´s Berlitz) is hilarious, laughed my ass of! XD
allesfuerlau 3 years ago
happy bürSday lmao haha funny
st3even 3 years ago
that was titanic :)))) XD
JUnKOwner 3 years ago
loool
1987Andreas 3 years ago
wow this isn't raceist at all jk but still funny
drfrowny2 3 years ago
"Zis is ze German co-o-oast gaahrd"
Lol xD
tourmalineKey 3 years ago 2
LOL i love it
cjh08 3 years ago
Brilliant! Very funny.
CherryGarrard 3 years ago
hahahahahahahahahhahahahahaha
M19A91S 3 years ago
"HALLO !!!!!"
toocool4u162 3 years ago
ahahahahahahahahahahahahaha oh thats great.
KMac510 3 years ago
hahahhaha
wheredidallthepeople 3 years ago
haha... it was taken off air because it was discriminating the Germans... xD
Cold0Shadow 3 years ago
we are sinking!
what are you thinking about?
yubabystein 3 years ago
'We are sinking!'
'What are you singing about?' :D
6ubidubi 3 years ago
does he say what are you singing or thinking about? I thought it was thinking
beng993 3 years ago
LOLZ
EcKoWR 3 years ago
LMFAO! xD
Sasha01 4 years ago
LOLZ!!
crazypecans 4 years ago 2
Man that's fucking hilarious!!!
PorcuVasile 4 years ago 2