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  • @Irohin I wonder if he meant Obama......? Probably not, but Osama is dead already

  • 1.have balls of steel

    2.punch a cop

    3.alllllllllllllllllllllllllll­lllll haters

  • 1.have balls of steel

    2.punch a cop

    3.alllllllllllllllllllllllllll­lllll hattttttteeeeeerssssssssssssss­sss

  • 1. One thing I'd change is my gender ^_^

    2. What i'd do before i'd die... hmm... eat twisties?

    3. Who'd I kill? Easy one =.= My brother

  • I Would Change My Arm Into A Sword, Say In Front Of About 1 Billion People : Not All DAWGS Go To Heaven, And Kill OSAMA.

  • @teamnoah111 isnt osama dead already?

  • Id change the way i talk i mean i sound like frikin erkel i mean yay who wants to sound like that and id probably kill a guy named alex riddley if i was stuck on an island hed probably complain i shot him wrong or something

  • ha " your balls are mine!" me: hhahahahahahaha my overly religious friend:ha balls! me: huh?! O.o

  • if i could change one thing i would turn into a girl just to see what its like and one thing i'd do before i die go have a 30 people orgy with half and half of the genders

  • Let everyone know

    I am not plotting anything I am

    mearly awnsering the scenarios he

    Gave us I have no plots

    Ecs Ecs Ecs .. But thiers my awnser to your three questons

    LOL This guy is Really Funny I

  • I would change nothing about myself becuase I like myself how I am , well maybe make my self a rich blond chick in Beverly with making my family a rich family that be pretty good

    Before I die I wanta meet my favorite Writer

    Person Id kill hm my arch rival he likes going around threatning to murder poeple when he thinks he has some kind of cuase , He thinks hes smart but hes kindve a Dick and thinks hell win every fight by threatning to beat the shit out of everyone .thats dangerous in longrun

  • Um Domestic violance ?

    Thats so sad "

    Thats so fucked up omgod 

  • 3:35 oh shit he gonna get me

  • my legs and my balls hurt damn it fluffy stop talking about this now

  • FIRST!

  • @DeepDownFear13 no,no.

  • Thumbs up if your having another one of those FLuffee-Videowatching-Marathon­s

  • why was this recomended to me?

  • @icsomethingshiny2

    cuz your mom wants to rip your ballz off

  • I woullddd bee skinnehh

    andd

    I would makee outt withhhh this reallyyy hawt girl i knoww (x3 girl on girl action :33)

    anndd

    I'd probably kill noh one, cuz no one deserves tew die :3

  • his balls came out of his sack .... poor guy ...

  • i felt sick watching this :\

  • 1) height im 5 1/2 i hate it

    2)go in the army rangers

    3) anyone who messes whit fluffie

  • lol IDK!!

  • "Let me get the stapler... *Kachhe*Kachhe*Kachhe*Kachhe*K­achhe" LMAOOOO

  • omg i think im going to be sick

  • 1. I would become a female (For too many reasons, not sick reasons, just very very very curious.)

    2. Something

    3. Some retarded kid that always yells at my school.

  • FIRST trolololololol

  • Good lord. Never heard of that happening before, but it's like...even since I don't have balls, I felt the need to cup something-but didn't, because that's technically masterbation! :P

  • i started to cry 4 real

  • i would want the same build that i have now but with zero % body fat. i would want to either fire a 50 cal. rifle or run a slinky down the steps of one of those huge fucking temples, ace ventura style(it's a bit of a toss up but im leaning more towards the slinky). and i would kill who ever the fuck brought me to that island and left me to die.

  • my reacton  FFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU­UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU­UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU­UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU­UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU­UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU­UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

  • i wanna keep my balls

  • Thank you Fluffee for starting my day off with a laugh :)

  • Thanks for the moment, I was near clicking away.

  • dear god i was brought to tears thinking about that pain

  • I would kill Justin beiber

  • id would change my whole body from my neck down

    become a famous musician

    kill justin bieber

  • For all the lady's it's the equivalent of having your tits cut off

  • i would like my whole body to be fuctional while im made out of strechy rubber

    something from one piece

  • He sounds like the guy in lbp ahaha

  • Im a chick and I still cringed, god damn. Psycho bitch..

  • i wouldnt change anything im pretty awesome

    i would create a superweed

    the final bosss on fable lost chapters! GODDAMN

  • i would kill the mom of... um... justin beiber

  • your balls are mine!!!! *hisces*

  • Ouuuch lol

  • first

  • I was cupping my balls when he said that!!!! hahahahahahaha

  • if i could kill someone i would kill.....ummmmm.....-tries to look up fluffee's real name- well damn i guess i cant do that. -grabs rocket launcher- time to take over the world :D

  • i would kill "hannah montana" fucking bitch -.-

  • If I could kill someone it would be REBBECA BLACK !!!! -: D

  • FIRST.

  • Thumbs up if you cupped your balls xD

  • 1. i would change my pimples (on my face)... x3

    2.my birthmark...Dx

    3.my thies... >:P

  • OMFG WHEN HE SAID YUR BALLS ARE MINE OMG I CANT STOP LAUGHING -_-

  • the greatest thing in thew world ive ever seen was the part where he goes,''YOU HAD ANOTHER GIRLFRIEND!?!?!?!?!'' ''YOUR BALLS ARE MINE!*HISS****!

  • I sprayed milk all over my computer screen laughing at this

  • When I heard about this, I near threw up.

  • i would change into a vampire everytime i got mad

  • So who did Fluffee Kill?

  • boy into girl(for a day)

  • Alot of people might say justin bieber but then you would have to listen to his ghost the rest of your life.I would kill victoria justice so then i could at least masterbait to her naked body untill i was rescued.

  • FIRST!!!

  • Obama

  • I would change the size of my forehead. If i was on an island i would kill hitler!!!

  • ok a quiz is called a quizzicle.. so a test must be...

  • Well for the comments from chicks saying like i dont have balls so ...

    Just think of a C section and the doctor left your stuff hanging outside .

  • I would kill chuck Norris, inherit his powers and then fucking ride a fish back to land.

  • he:i giw u a moment

    me:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

  • She wanted to rip them off to inject aids.

  • I'm not done cupping my balls.

  • "All right I did it babe, I broke up with my other girlfriend"

    "You had another boyfriend!?! Your balls are mine! *Hiss*

    Cuz you know all girls turn into vampires when they get really pissed off

    I love this!!!

  • @fooderaser303 you mean "had another girlfriend?"

  • @fooderaser303 umm i think you messed up... i think what you ment to say was "You had another GIRLFRIEND!?!?"

  • @fooderaser303 You said ''Yout had another BOYfriend?!

  • @fooderaser303 "boyfriend"?

  • @fooderaser303 Dont you mean you have a Girlfriend

  • Damn if that guy he was talking about reacted like that other guy in one guy one jar. :| :| :| :| :| :| :| :| : |PFDLSMK:AD

  • THIS MADE MY DAY!

  • If I'd lose my balls i'd kill myself. But if they were saved I would go on.

    1. My beard, I need more. Or mostly mustache.

    2. Either another planet like you or fuck Katy Perry.

    3. Katy Perry... No kidding, probably Sean Penn.

  • id kill the situation....he just doesnt deserve to live

  • Ewww, the balls hanging out of the scrotum thing makes me feel sick. Poor bloke! <3 xxx

  • I would hav fuckin tortured that bitch lik by straping her down then slowly ripping her pusy apart then pore rubbing alcohal down her pusy the repetedly punched her til she died

  • @fatcats20 holy shit dude

  • @cookiegirl242 I think thats a fetish for him....

  • well ...... EXTREME MASTERBATING

  • how did u know i cupped my balls!!!

  • Men can do this kind of shit to themselves. Watch the pain olympics, I guy cuts off(!) his dick+balls there.

  • How could women be so angry as to rip out a mans balls, why don't men ever cut out their girlfriends breasts?

  • Sex ed, question 1:

    Can a man reproduce with one testicle?

    answer: Probably, but who cares cause no1 will want to screw him anyway.

  • u dumbass ur supposed to tape ur balls back duh

  • that is whats wrong with modern day society.. a mad even touches a women he has to register as a sex offender, but a women can rip a mans balls off and they laugh about it.

  • your balls are mine! RAAWR HAHAHAHAAHAH

  • 1. my personality

    2. get drunk and high together

    3. Kobe Bryant

  • HOW COULD SOME OE DO THIS 2 A MAN, THATS FUCKED UP AHHHHHHHHH

  • 1. my fake tooth

    2. rob a bank with a monkey on my shoulder the whole time

    3. justin bieber

  • HOW WOULD YOU NOT REALIZE WITHIN 0.02 SECONDS THAT YOUR BALLS HAVE BEEN RIPPED OFF!!!!!

  • Bigger tits

  • Good thin I wasn't the first to type under this video

  • fucking agenda 21 people

  • @xXT3RM1N4TORXx then stretch your balls and tell me if theyget any bigger.... durp

  • id want to make my dick bigger so i can fuck from a distance and id kill justin bieber

  • I had that happen. not even kidding.

  • ur balls r mine lol ! XD

  • i need... BIGGER... BOOBS!! im not even kidding, im a freshman, and i need help.. lol

  • 1: change my foot size. (cause ya know what they say about that)

    2. smoke some weed with the grim reaper

    3. paris hilton...all 6 shots

  • chuck norris would keep it cool

    change: my choices for friends

    b4 i die: same as fluffee

    person id kill: kim kardashian then rape her dead body :)

  • chuck norris would keep it cool

  • MI FHEER

  • 1.how tall I am 2.kill JUSTIN BEIBER 3.JUSTIN BEIBEEER!

  • THIS, is why you keep the bitch in the kitchen at ALL times.

  • oh i dont even have balls and i felt that!!!

  • 0:55 I had to pause! Oh god, that feeling is not going to go away!

  • im geussing what he said was........fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu­uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu­uuuuuuuuuuuuuuck

  • I kill u

  • i am a girl but i cupped my balls and cried god that must have hurt

  • @RawrGoesKevin Then why is your name kevin? Lmao

  • @EmilyaPie Cause i am that AWESOME

  • 1. I would change myself to have the power of... uh give me a minute

    2. I would... hmm kill a president, I mean other people did why can't I before i die? Hey I am also a powet!

    3. I would kill my imaginary freind mr. mcpumkin head and eat his insides to survive on the deserted island... wait why is island spelled like ... is-land weird.

  • I'm wearing the same shirt~

  • I remember a kid in grade 2 showed me his balls, he had ripped open his scrotum and his balls where showing, I went and told the teacher and he went to the hospital.

  • Dude  I'd rather get my hand cut off with a rusty butter knife

  • AUGH the PAIN! I don't wanna imagine that again. Ughhhhhh thank you for that moment.

  • I needed that moment to cup my balls. and scream like a girl.......

  • the fact that im not rich: i would jump out of a plane with no parachute : then find out i dont die and stranded on a fucking island

  • W T F damn lady

    

  • i would have said hold on wtf wait holy shi-

  • I got like 30 seconds into the video...but I don't have the stomach for this story...;(

  • if sum 1 ripped my boobs off i would cry

  • thank you for the moment cuz im still gasping in pain and then the stapler part made it worse im offiacally rolling on the floor in pain

  • You had another girlfriend? YOUR BALLS ARE MINE!

  • every time i watch this i scream what the fuck because he dousnt say hey whats up anymore

  • Your balls are mine!!!! Lmao

  • my sister,italy,hair

  • @lacrosseman6161 ^-^ are u a hetalia fan?

  • @CaSeYMaY102 haha i was just about to ask him the same thing and saw your comment XD

  • Change: i'm happy the way I am and I wouldn't change

    Do before I die: DEFO get a VW camper ( hippie van ;) )

    I'd kill: Jedward. Enough said. Both of the little girls.

  • I'd stop being a procrastinator

    I'd have kids

    I'd kill the bastard who invented duvets.

  • If I was on a desert island id kill everyone from lost

  • i would kill everyone 

  • 1. Bigger boobs.

    2. Either ride a bull or move out of America. Or be in a 3some. GOD, idk.. It's impossible to just pick one thing.

    3. The crazy bitch who adopted me.

  • @bobwantsyourspleen Damm, :L

  • @RapidReaperJohn What? Lol

  • @bobwantsyourspleen Interesting Ideas :L

  • that was strang i was just closeing my legs like oh god fluffee

  • if i could change one thing about myself, i would change my appearence.

    one thing to do before i die is murder stephen harper and bob ford. GO LIBERALS!

  • Imma a girl... So I don't have any marbles.

  • @dinahmanatee No Shit.

  • Now my balls are scared

  • He didn't say, "Hey what's up!" Thumbs if you noticed.

  • 1. ......

    2.go to my fav. show and make out with one of the villains! >:D

    3. JUSTIN BIEBER

  • Lolol "YOUR BALLS ARE MINE!!" xD

  • oh shit dont kill me fluff

  • I wish I was a Big Daddy. And I would kill The president of PETA.

  • intresting:/

  • i wish i was a vampire.THAT WOULD WOULD BE AWSOME!!!!!

  • I would change my nose

    go streaking

    bugs, there so creapy...

  • im a girl and this is very painful even for me.. idk why... :/

  • @puppydogs22 Because it's so descriptive! XD. Trust me all of us guys were cupping our balls in pain. XD

  • @penguinmakersWebkinz i bet this seems sooo painful

  • @puppydogs22 EXTREMELY. I felt like I was going to throw up. I someone did this to me I wouldn't even be able to hit them or even say anything! I'd be rolling on the floor throwing up!

  • @penguinmakersWebkinz if i was a guy and that happened to me i would be shoked and speakless

  • oh my this is awful to hear but what i have read is even worse mans penis cut off, and put through garbage disposal garden grove florida calif. a southern aclifornia woman was in custody after authorities said she drugged her estranged husband, tied him to the bed, and cut his penis off and then sent it through a garbage disposal husband was 51 years old wife was 48 years old.

  • i would change my looks i wud wanna look preetier

    i would cut off my exboyfriends penis

    my exboyfriend

  • @SparpNo2Pencil You have a problem.

  • lmfao im a girl and i needed time to first picture it then die of laughing picture his face when he saw his testicals on the floor and the girlfriend just running the fuck away

  • sick twisted immature girlfriend. Btw you are halarious in all of your fluffee talks

  • one thing i will always wonder is why are guys so attached to their balls can some one please tell me i dont get it

  • i laughed my ass off

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  • i'm a girl and i felt pain , i would kill fred annoying little fucker

  • Ok dude have you never seen the video called BME pain Olympics? A dude chops his own dick off and another one takes a small cleaver to his balls and cuts is testicles out!!! Seriously you have to see it.

  • @sexymidnightstar83 its fake, idiot

  • I'd kill santa.

  • 239 women tought this was fair. 0_0

  • 1. Everything? :D

    2. Meet Jeydon Wale

    3. Justin Bieber..

  • holy crap... i was "crying" for 5 mins only because i thought about getting my balls ripped ;(( but after i was fucking hilarious when he "keeped his calm" it was like:OH WHERE IS MY STAPLER? (CLICK CLICK CLICK) OOOkay? whats on the TV? 0.o

  • This is why Homosexuals are better than Heterosexuals.

    I mean, Your homosexual partner will know what it feels if your balls/dick got ripped off, so they won't do it.

  • @ANDROID454545416 shut up stupid liberal

  • @psychojoseph1 You sound mad.

  • @psychojoseph1 don't get your panties in a bunch