Random Pirate Seth Rogen

[thebaconflapsable]

whats this aprtment red huh

[calculatorINSTINCTS]

Ziggy Stardust, THAT'S WHAT'S UP

[richardidntwantodie]

I once wrote a poem...

There is a crayon In my hand

It is made of soup

Do not put stickers on my soup

They are far too sparkly my life is composed of post it's...

They say nothing.

[pointegal96]

Dindillion

[bowiewondergirl]

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWW­WWWWIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEE­EE!

[PandaStrikesAgain]

OMG I HAVE THAT PARROT. That exact parrot <3 OMG :D xxxxxxx

[TALKTOFRANKFAY246]

? this is real confusing lol ?

[MrJucyGum]

I wonder if Bree tastes nice

[babeeebuddah]

bob !

is loveing u guys\z

[babeeebuddah]

bob !

[FREAKINgreenday666]

i shot america from mexico wearing a poncho and riding a donkey

[lowecourtney]

yay for ziggy stardust makeup :))

[CallerNumberNine]

I love the random! WOOP!

[doubledz17x]

im so confused

[s3ntimental]

Heretics can scrape new laundries.

[mizztabbycat100]

the world is brown

[pappabarnmammamamma]

woop

[hoyteetoyteetoy]

thats my favourite qoute :)

"four for you glen coco, you go glen coco"

[123beachbabe]

the sky had a baby. 

[MyMindMonster]

i_____ touch

[slyking31]

you dance like a freaking Egg Roll!

[sigvertutank]

the bird is flying into my window yet again...

[chey90214]

i like cookies

[waterdude125]

pirates and seth rogen.

[stanisdead123]

I like to think of Kesus as a mischevious badger

[danstormer]

Punch a dog so hard it's soul travels back in time by 3 minutes so that the dog is constantly detached from it. It will know when it's going to die.

[Zoomyzoom6]

40 isnt A rectangle!!!

[bethrosegirlxx]

FHCWAWH?

[weirdochick15]

haha the texas thing is funny

[scremo310]

TAcos are A funn FOod to eat with penguins wearing diapers also babys were diapers

[PrinceNuadasSquishy]

I love the Aladdin Sane makeup XD

[13Starcaster13]

I think stephen should sing the alphabet backwards....

[AliceCullenIAm]

llamas are cute...

[rawrgoesthemouse]

Three years of a person's life is spent on the toilet.

:D

[kwelluh]

WOOP!

(:

[hoodie4love]

5 STARS FOR MEAN GIRLS!!!!!

[HaHaHaImAwsome]

I Liek Mudkips!

[lestat7567]

ive got a lovely bunch of coconuts.

[Soladod]

He should wish for.....

1) A talking llama

2) A taco that talks and craps ice cream

and 3) A LIFETIME OF RANDOM WISHES

[glorycrystal611]

red bollons are turning blue

[11123pie]

i eat toast for my breakfest and i kill earth when i have time:D

[nolachik]

Pad woon sen makes my life better.

[flamingevilbunny]

why do have Daivid Bowie makeup on?

[newstar777]

i am so weird poop licking a monkeys butt with a hangover

[MrKushOg]

the word is random

[Peace4RockStar12]

The Code Word iz: WOOP

[PandaExpressPals]

is naval a weird name for bellybutton?

[thecomedycreators]

Frapoobleness

[trixiepixs08]

go to antarctica! be able to dance like beyonce, and ask for a game of life xD

[llamalove191]

yeticrab.

[yogiebear815]

SPLABLAM!

[GoblinsFinest]

high five =D

[BathtubWanderer]

Haha mean girls. It's sad that even after years since I last saw the movie I can tell when someone's made a reference to it.

And haha, go Todd for being Pirate Seth Rogen. xD

[megimetal]

i'm going to facepalm you. whatever that means.

[theniskyfoxes]

I like-a do the cha-cha like a sissy girl. WHOA WHAT THE? *Burp* mmm taquitos.

[BadWolffff]

Where do they get their music from?

[Sydneyloveable]

he would wish for that gurl to be emo too so she would NOT like him

lolz

[AIMEE10145]

Four for you Glen Coco, You go Glen Coco

[sdodd09]

Palindromes

[SAMS139139]

jolly ranchers

[Nalanzazu]

ziggy stardust<3

[checkerboard96]

mean girls

[LuvmehugmeXOX]

There is no such thing as a pot o' gold because it is a pot o' POTATERS

For random jar :D ILY stephen

[JackEffingFairy]

Random jar:

Male lions have a spiked penis.

[WatermeIonJuice]

Random thing for Random Jar:

I say that Stephen should dress up as a cat, prance around and see what reactions he gets.

Or at least Marry a goose.

[LilKatie1919]

get cape.

wear cape.

fly.

[BenjiMarshmallow]

In Romford, Essex if you bring a member of the oppostie sex into your home more than 2 times, whilst you parents are there to meet them, they are instantly classed as your boyfriend/girlfriend

[starrlittt]

I love your David Bowie makeup :) hehe

[LocksAndChains]

Aladdin Sane :D

[naiadgirl210]

[insert comment for the random jar here]

[GarlicPond]

Pot noodles are all vegetarian - even the chicken ones :O

[Kimmywolf]

Random jar: DINOSAURS HAVING A TEA PARTY ON MARS :3

[QuackSushi]

Random jar:

Lets all have an orgy with stephen playing the Ninja Pirate

[twilightpenguinator]

wish for spiderman powers

[twilightpenguinator]

Ramdon thingy for random jar --->Dendrophobia is the fear of trees

[bethrosegirlxx]

For Fred to hit puberty.

[Extraabsorbant]

For Justin Beiber to hit puberty.

[clubpenguinlovalady]

I know what Sephen should wish 4!!! A visit 2 mornington tower!!! XD then I be very happyful!

[JonnehLikesPie]

he should wish for a pineapple.

[MischievousHeart]

I think Stephen should wish for a magical room with candy trees, and pixie sticks!

[HaleyCatScratch]

What would happen if a zombie and an elvis impersonator went for a tea party?!!?

[SlightlySaracstic]

You should wish for a fangirl army, a year's worth of spearmint gum, and for Fred to loose his voice.

[clubpenguinlovalady]

I know I would wish 4 that last 1 bout Fred!

[emi121292]

FOUR FOR YOU GLEN COCOA!

haha, I can quote almost every line of that movie,

:D

[meg543261]

MEAN GIRLS !! <3

[Psychorafal008]

CHUCK NORRIS BEATING SPIDERMAN UP!

[CatAndreCrosby]

i wish that adam would try to do an american accent and walk aroun town freaking random people out with his dumb american accent. :D

[beeawesomelybee]

GLEN COCO!

stephen should wish for a unicorn dressed up as a dragon or a magical bottle that makes your skin turn blue when you drink it :)

[missinvisible12]

you really should come to texas XD

[evilmuffins5]

ummmm RAWR?

[xSugarPlumGumDropsx]

YOU GO GLENN COCO

[TheAnimesensei]

I LOVE THE RANDOM JAR

[bubblegumlover396]

I love mean girls!

That's where you got the quote from on your white board thing.

[DawnAnnaHarmonySD]

who me?

-peacez

[DawnAnnaHarmonySD]

Cheese is yum yum for the tum tum!!!

-peacez

[The1WhiteRose]

Wow wow wubbzy, wubbzy wubbzy wow wow

[SuperSindy86]

dress up like Na'vi from Avatar.

[Kopmam]

This is.....the absolute most WEIRDEST video I've ever seen. I love APT RED. :)

[MsdARKandtWISTYgal]

odd holidays - the eleventh of February is don't cry over split milk day. the twelfth of February is plum pudding day and the thirteenth of February is get a different name day. Fourteenth is valentines day duh! fifteenth is singles awareness day. plus my favorite holiday of February is International World Thinking Day a day to ponder on randomness all day such as: Do bald people get Dandruff? Why does the Easter bunny carry eggs? Rabbits don't lay eggs. important unanswered queations

[ShinyVamp]

[insert random comment here]

[declanXD77]

introdeuc a gay charachter

[MyEvilJar]

LMFAO, OH TODD. <3 :]

[kitsune1cute]

If it looks like a lion, acts like a lion and talks like a lion it must be a chicken.

[KutiiMutiiChi]

Have you ever sandboarded with a Yeti and Van Helsing across a dried up version of the Atlantic River, while texting your mother and after sending the messages, you begin to randomly freefall out of the sky watching your videos on you iPhone?

Huh?!! Have you?

[oudy123]

our jar is pooey

because im BEELZEBOB

[555loveu]

tell a cat yuh love it :)

-i almost feel bad fr the cat-

[TheRedSmile]

meow

[aiiiunluckykid]

I dont get this at all? this isnt a hater comment or anything but...i just dont understand whats goin on... is it meant to be a comedy? This is like some sort of acid trip

[wolfgar45]

lol 0:39

[SillySophie1996]

~_^ jumping rope with a peace sign necklace chain tickles YOUR pickle

Stephen should wish for more time to do his awesome hair that only covers one eye and be allowed to wear that liightning bolt thing in neon lime green in all videos

[ElCrazyCommunist]

In the begining there were only five potatoes but only two had fire.

But they lost the fire because it took to long to light so they got tired and went away.

They the potatoes evolved into capsules which sat on blue chair things but then they all started falling and when there were only a few left one realized that he should freeze his body and so he and his friend charlie ,lets just call him charlie because they didn't use names, climbed into the freezer but then charlie fell and died.

[FreeSpiritAly170304]

ahahaha

"four for you glen coco, you go glen coco!"

nicccce:P

[ILSH]

I eat dogs... Every...Day~ :P

[CaptainTopHat]

every year 4 people die from random falling vending machines

[TheRealNotSteve]

Eat a taco!

[EmyMae69]

do ostriches feel left out because they cannot fly?

..i mean, i would if i was an ostrich!

watching pigions and crowws take off.

...it would deoress me.

so i would make an ostrish plane!! :D

[Emosadness78]

Why is Harry Potter wearing a blue hat while doing jumping jacks????

[munkeygirl99]

he should wish for

1: more veiwers fo rhis channel

2: more veiws for AR

and

3: ALL TEH SUGAR IN TEH WOLRD!

[emblue23]

The average chocolate bar has 8 insects' legs in it... O_O

[iLoveTwilightThings]

stephen david bowie make up? o.o

[allglimmerandshimmer]

stop rhyming, i mean it

anybody want a peanut?

[KARINx09]

DOOD.

WAS STEPHEN WEARING A BBYCKS TEE SHIRT?!?!?!

I fucking loveeee Baby Cakes Clothing.

& I live in the USA.

(:

[rippinsteo]

Random comment.

[MissNinjaMaster6]

Why do you stephen have paint on his face like Roman from AWZ?

[mychem4ev]

3:04 Is Stephen wearing a BbyCkz shirt?! I have that shirt :) Ironic.

Stephen should totally wish for privacy from Kristina. If he doesn't want that, Ice Cream party and rave will do just fine!

[roisin170692]

loving the codes in the background! made the video fan-tas-tic! :) 5 stars! :D

[phix27]

wish for me to pass my bio test. xD

[actingXchick23]

Why does Stephen have a random red lightingbult across his face? Oh yeah and wish for Kristina to at least refer to you as her husband and not her wife

[mrgrizzly73]

David Bowie.

[dancer45096]

Wish to be a Red Panda or a Lion...

[itsacloudylife]

wish for kristina not to love you...stephens mine! joke no but for kristina not to love you would make a good video!

[kerrixxbabe]

wish for a giant bananna

[uchssasuke]

I wonder how long it'll take to get Kristina out of the way *cough*

[wishyfishyrox]

i love stephen in eyeliner.

[123wowboy123]

Insanity is Freedom, Freedom is death..

[AwesomeBritt1212]

Wish for ice cream!!!! Oh, and iguana,

[MissPurpleMusic]

STEPHEN!!! WEAR A BUNNY SUIT!...pleez?

[venus6catss]

stephen should wish for a panda :3

a big cuddly panda, but take care of it or it might become a.....SEXUAL HARRASMENT PANDA!!! <:O

x3

[SuperTheJake]

TEXAS FTW!!!! thats where i live!

[helloamihere]

wish for me to be there

wish for creepy girls to go away

wish for a bowl of milk :]

MMMMMMMMMMMMM

[duckandcow]

why are you david bowie?

[marlowespirals]

Wish that girl back to mars, and watch her try to get back!

[icraply]

chocolate bat gougon flap

[pidgyy]

Wish to rid the world of aids

A second RANDOM JAR

and a bucket full of killer bees.

[sarcasticpool]

Nutmeg can kill you in large doses.

[LovesickGetaway]

@sarcasticpool

and you cant eat cinnamon on its own lol (youtube it)

[chris018ritchie]

luv u all

[LPwdeLP]

wish 4 aids!

[BringMeTheHorizon116]

.....tweesshee

[78kenz]

Four for you Glen Coco! You go Glen Coco! Hahaha! I love mean girls!

[m0rganosity]

For the Random Jar: Speaking only in terms of colors. You can only use colors to express yourselves!!

[cocacola410]

YOU GO GLEN COCO!! One of my favorite movie quotes EVERRR

[gabiiEATSmadii]

pregnancy pains dont come with lemon head disease!

[orangekissies]

Replays for Dermet hitting his face into the wall!!!!!! :D

[Missnext595]

Did you know in the 1st anotaion if you take the i out of bowie it would spell bowe and then stephen if you take the en off of stephen it would be steph and steph bowe is my name!!!!! LOL

[CKENLG2]

i like cheese

[SoccerBoy366]

IM GONNA CURRY ON YOUR GRASS

[MorgenLeFayy]

The "cliffhanger" sounds like a stereotypical french man enjoying a particularly delicious baguette.

[BrownMallard]

Wish for more wishes! Duh!

[ladyofthewood]

hey steven I think the lighting bolt is awesome. lol with that hair style you remind me of the guy off of this show with a black guy who was irish, a black guy who was a cat/vampire, and a android white british guy. ummm red something.. that was my favorite show and yet I can't remember the name.

[motorred1]

This one time

[SinisterGrapefruit]

GET. A. GRAPEFRUIT. Thats all i have to say. Why? Because its the fruit with the most kills out there (except for the coconut, but that counts as accidents, i guess). Grapefruits have killed 4 people the last 10 years.... Be carefull when you go to the grocery store.

[tankmen93]

the fact that muse don't look like there going to tour Australia depresses me...

[PhittieSavvi]

The purple fluffy flapjack juice went mouldy and ate up my socks, then puked them up and nono from the Teletubbies made tubby custard out of it then they ate it not knowing what was in it and got ill and died x_x

[gingerchicken]

Odontophobia is the fear of teeth.

[screwyouiwin]

mean girls is such a good movie haha

[skichler]

so stephen totally fulfilled my random of a whole if david bowie and brian molko had a baby thing...yay for the jar reading my mind thoughts!

[kwalkytv]

mean girls :) you go glen coco!

[IWantDownFromTree]

Stephen should wish for a rubik's cube that can secretly talk to him and give him advice when no ones watching...

[IWantDownFromTree]

Hi! My name is Naomi! Would you like some toast? :D

[crazedemotions123]

"four for you glen koko! you go glen koko!" i diedd! mean girls <3

[kirtsiethomson]

Get on your knee's and suck my pea's?

:(

lol..

[TheIrishApostrophe]

Ask stevo anything!

Question: my dogs aggressive, what should I do?

Answer: Put him in a room full of pointy objects, thatll teach im!

But on a serious note, let him go on a nude beach it would be hilarious!

Youd have nudes runnin all over the place Well if youre interested in that sort of thing.

But really: askt he RANDOMJARGEINIE how to make that fangirl stop following you. It's kinda creepy

[TheIrishApostrophe]

if I was dead, I'd bet I'd be beautiful