Porno Porkchop - Metro City Ransom

[SkittlesWithMuffins]

Haggar punches out Guns N Roses lol

[RoyKillington]

I love the intro! "Who gives a shit about the biscuits and the grits / I just want to ride my motorcycle"

[SamuraiGhost63]

A little offended that this video does not have more views, it's great :D

[DOSRetroGamer]

this needs at least 10 times as many hits

[GouzInstrumentals]

LMAO RICK JAMES!! R.I.P.!

[timfortune9]

I mutter this to myself every time my brother beats me with him in MvC3.

[Edisgreat111]

This is criminally under viewed. Haggar is the fucking man.

[Chidori328]

Cody>Haggar. Haggar is still awesome though

[Bangcat]

Now if there were only a way to make him pile drive Galactus at the end of Marvel vs Capcom 3.

[SandersonCallum]

i wantto humb thi sdown

[Kyman102]

"Vote Haggar. He'll tear crime apart with his bare hands!"

[blah1017]

This song is fucking awesome. Also Haggar is in MvC3!

[Guywithair2]

I have watched this video atleast 40x I even started picking zangief alt costume in brown on SF4 again. And play this song in the background.

HEAAARRGGHHHH!! (Lariot)

[SVN4]

0:19 - Haggar's hyper combo in MvC3

This user revealed it here first

[ConkerfanX]

Haggar will save the Marvel and Capcom universes by bombing Wesker and Doom's base with a plane with MAYORFORCEONE painted on the side, then pile drive the plane's bombs into it After Wesker's base blows who does Haggar see? Galactus, And son, he fucking PILE DRIVES GALACTUS TO THE SUN. And no he doesn't kill him he knows his marvel lore. After both worlds cheer for their mayor all the women proceed to throw their panties. Then he lays eyes on trish who he then cunt punches.

roll credits.

[Overmayor]

@ConkerfanX As the one who wrote that story, I am honored to see it has spread so far.

[Falcovsleon21]

I bet you're real happy Haggar's in MvC3, aren't you?

[stealthclown2]

I hope one day to be just 1/8th of the man Haggar is...

[mallratt07]

@stealthclown2 Dude if you can be 1/128th of the man Haggar is you are doing something right

[Channel9001]

Most bad-ass campaign comercial ever. Paid for the The Committee for the Re-Election of Mike Haggar.

[Tristen778]

@Channel9001 Wait, who is dumb enough to run against Mike Haggar!? O_O

[fuzzybubbles3]

I decided to watch this about fifty times out of happiness of Haggar in MVC3.

[MALDASF]

HAGGAR>HULK

[EvilJesusWTF]

@MALDASF BUT WHAT IF HAGGAR AND HULK ARE ON THE SAME TEAM?! OH SHI- THEY ARE GONNA PILEDRIVE THE FUCKING GALAXY

[Stamzilla]

I feel sorry for the Marvel side in MvC 3.

[Paool3107]

Congratulations. You have made the greatest video that has ever existed.

[hesthehumantornado]

His name is pronounced Hay-Gar. But it's still an awesome song none the less. It's made of win!

[Brokencodes]

looooooooooooooool whooooooooohooooooooh

[theoriginalfauxbot]

You Just made my day

[Shoe3003]

That's the sound when Cody dies, not when Haggar spins.

[johnlukepickard]

@Shoe3003 My bad.

[Guywithair2]

@Shoe3003

HEEEAAAARRRRGGGHHHH!!!

[ninjachipzanuff]

spin around in a circle and go

RAAAAWHN!

[RockinAmadeus]

Whenever a problem arises under his jurisdiction, Haggar is much like George Washington in that they both personally lead the charge and stop the oppressors with their own hands (also, they're tied in the field of "the closest humanity has come to invulnerability").

Such perseverance and personal involvement is only currently matched by Mega Man, and in a fight between Mega Man and Mike Haggar, there would be nothing left of Mega Man except a large turkey that restores Mike Haggar's health.

[Hotshotter3000]

I loved this game. It just always felt weird, yet totally awesome, to have a Mayor who's so tough on crime that he doesn't hire more cops... he goes Rambo on their asses and makes them wish they stuck to a more profitable line of work, like shining shoes!

[bancoran]

that's because Haggar doesn't call in back up, he IS the backup!

[Renegade5115]

I love at the end when the guy with his daughter is laughing and then slowly backs away. I always think of it like

"Ha ha ha ha ha ha...................oh shit he looks pissed........."

[MikeDesadario]

you have to take it all in when you play final fight. the ex pro wrestler mayor of metro city walking down the middle of the street with a wide open stance, dominating everyone in town.

[Amesang]

Haggar is the Teddy Rooselvelt of the videogame world.

[Hotshotter3000]

Couldn't have said it better, I heard tell that Teddy, working as a police commissioner, went out in disguise to catch cops accepting bribes and being corrupt, and when he did, gave them a taste of his fist!

[bancoran]

But did he do it wearing one-strap brown overalls?

[Hotshotter3000]

Not really, I always envisioned Teddy doing it wearing a trench coat with a fedora, but I don't think those clothes existed in the 1890's or whenever he was a commissioner.

[Meepeth]

Haggar's the real main character of all three Final Fights. After all, he's the only one in all of them.

[CalistoCoon]

Mike Haggar, he showed us all that you could run a political campaign on nothing more then the promise that you would snap any opposition in half.

[bancoran]

That wasn't a promise, that was an iron-clad guarantee!

[Jeremy092387]

Kids wear Superman Pajamas, Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas...and Chuck Norris wears Mike Haggar pajamas.

Mike Haggar for President and Chuck Norris for Vice President. America would become unstoppable and America's security would be set as no one would dare defy Haggar and Norris.

[KatsuyaKaibaChan]

And that is why I voted your comment up! :D Rock on.

[Silentgeargrandia]

I loved the car minigame.

It was the only part of the game that didn't hand me my ass on a silver platter.

Yeah, I R N00b, don't tell me.

[johnlukepickard]

Yeah, as much as I love Haggar, I fail at playing him.

[Silentgeargrandia]

I always found it interesting how you always die every five seconds in Capcom's arcade games due to either the one-hit syndrome or being gang-raped to the max, or the combo of the 2, yet in the strictly console only games like megaman and devil may cry you can actually play the game in a fair fight. Wonder how THAT works...

[Howardyt]

Simply, it makes money. The more you die, the more quarters the machine eats.

[bancoran]

@johnlukepickard Don't feel bad, there can be only one Haggar.

[GriMinD]

Au, just noticed... Ratings disabled.

[GriMinD]

Man, That's one of the most brilliant vids I'VE EVER SEEN!

Dude, that's simply awesome. U've summed up the whole thing! Such a deep lyrics about our good ol' Haggar (The pre-Zangief)..

I'm gladly givin' u 5 stars & a place in my favorite vids!

That song should be a hit.

Hails!

THE CLASSIC FINAL FIGHT ROCKS! (Unlike its crappy sequels.)

NO ONE CAN FUCK WITH DA HAGGAR!

(& I'm sure that Arnold Schwarzenegger took the idea of a bodybuilder politician from Him!!!)

[Gamelvl84]

The bible tells how Haggar pile-drived the whole world in his hands. After he created it of course.

[johnlukepickard]

That story is true, death to non-believers.

[neckshredder1]

This was the first vid I ever saw on youtube. My buddy at the video game store showed it to me on their work computer. Lol, I was laughing so much that water began to leak from my eyes.

[johnlukepickard]

That's an awesome story.

[Norrec87]

I would vote for Mike Haggar, He seems like a pretty great mayor, to say the least. Worst case scenario all he does is STOMP ALL CRIMINALS HEADS, best case scenario WORLD PEACE.

[Gamelvl84]

Rather a president that goes out there and beats every criminal with his bare hands, than one that bombs 40 innocents for each criminal. GO HAGGAR! Yet... Bison would be my vote nr1. Why? Because he is delishush! YESH! YESH!

[bancoran]

You might as well shut down the Internet. There will never be anything as awesome as this video.

[johnlukepickard]

TY!!!

[rockmasamura]

Catchy!

[gorgack2000]

Haggar piledriving a shark = win.

[LilM0]

bwahahahah Rick James.

[Speedomon]

He's kinda fucked in the last pic.

[KingCrimson1982]

Nonsense he's Haggar, he'll be fine.

[ClioMako]

Ingenius!

[KayTeeArr]

Mike

Motherfucking

Haggar

[jessie699]

I'm completely addicted to this song.

[RedlineM203]

I don't know how long I waited to comment on this.

Awesome.

[azckk]

lyrics?

[Spleeneater]

Win.

[IntenseHeroes]

This video helped me kick my crack addiction

[bancoran]

This video helped crack my kick addiction. Dropkick, that is.

[OdaNoOwari]

Well then I must be doing something wrong.

This video made me want to be a pro wrestler.

[Renegade5115]

Made me want to be a Mayor

[bancoran]

Nothing wrong with that!

[Hotshotter3000]

This video game wanted me to work out and be a bodybuilder. It succeeded...

[bancoran]

Now all you have to do is run for public office as Mayor of Awesome.

[Meepeth]

Need MP3. NAO PWEZE. ^_^

[johnlukepickard]

Check the links in the description GO.

[Meepeth]

Thanks.

[johnlukepickard]

NPz!

[quagzerts]

best video ever

i have not seen a better video

period

[johnlukepickard]

I have not seen a better comment. Period.

[seerccc]

After this video game came out, there shouldn't have been a single politician trying to say they were "hard on crime" unless they donned brown overalls, juiced for about four straight months, and proceeded to murder every single criminal in their jurisdiction with their bare fucking hands.

Awesome.

[usnationalist]

this is one of my favorite arcade games... but i never cared to be haggar. Bitchen song noise though.

[submerge527]

Awesome song, man. I just wish it were longer!

[PicklesAndPoprocks]

this is giving me an erection..

[xXBronynXx]

douche bag

[johnlukepickard]

I'm glad I give you boners.

[PicklesAndPoprocks]

thank you sir, thank you :')

[Norrec87]

Yeah I got one too.

[SqueezeboxJoe]

Dude, this is one of the best things I have seen in my life. You deserve a freaking award for this.

[robobastard]

Who needs cops, when you got a guy like this kicking ass all over the place?

[chibixleon]

wow awesome tribute!

[VFXNinja]

He's gonna grab em' and jump in the air

and piledrive em' like he don't fuckin' care

you can't fuck with the Haggar

An epic tribute to an epic man, well played good sir.

[muffinjoe]

I really wish i could have the guitar tab to this song

[gravyguy7123]

uber cool man

[chitoryu12]

Mike Haggar for President.

He'll bring peace to the Middle East single-handedly.

[Hotshotter3000]

And he'll do it by showing off his massive pectorals to all those terrorist punks, coupled by footage of him, along with Cody and Guy, beating up the entire Mad Gear gang. That'll put em' in their place!

[pyoobez]

This song is fitting of the awesomeness of Haggar. Long before there was Mayor Ventura, there was Haggar. He deserves his own TV show and or movie.

[bancoran]

Don Frye needs to play him badly. He's like the living incarnation of Haggar.

[johnlukepickard]

Sup, thanks for watchin'. If you liked it, there's a myspace and some bad dude's website with more of teh songs. Links in details at top. Prease to enjoy!