Redneck Wisdom [ChanceXplosion]

[xAlrightAlrightx]

God Dammit Dave..

[AlexVonVanity]

now i wanna see matt and chance high!!! DAYUMN!

xDD

[Courtneyyyyy1217]

Gawd... Its 3:45 in the morning, i have to be up at 5... hy am i watching random old Swifty videos right now??

[musicrocks36]

LMFAO WTF "If i don't have an erection, make me a sandwich" HAHA

[Krazeeface4]

"Matt, you need to hurry. DAAANNN!!!!!"

"Goddamn it, Danny!"

lol i love them :)

[ColourfulSushi]

LMFAO! Now son, this is as true as my mustache ain't big, black, and made out of magic marker that gets me higher by the second. Love it <333333

[GiraffesMH]

i miss this dude, wonder what happened to him :(

[renoloverxoxo]

@GiraffesMH I think Swifty moved.

[AlixandraAnarchy]

poor dave.

[gobulldogs1000]

i live in alabama

[pokenaru177]

1:53  AUGGGHHHH!!!

[pokenaru177]

1:50

[lenachristoffersen]

this video is officially my FAVORITE

[PurpaGurrrl]

what happened?

[TheMaccintosh]

Hurry matt... DAAAVVEEE!

Gawddamit Dave.

What did dave do!?? xD

[knails]

I fuckin love you

[YTubeMoralAction]

WTFUCK KIND OF REALITY YOU IDIOTS ARE LIVING IN!

Unbelievable.

[Azelf1928]

@YTubeMoralAction The uh.. sarcastic and joking kind XD lighten up.

[YTubeMoralAction]

@Azelf1928 Nice comeback to a comment that was made FIVE FUCKING MONTHS AGO!!!...meh dumbass.

[Azelf1928]

@YTubeMoralAction alright...? what does that have to do with anything..

[BETWEENTHELiNE13]

I miss Chance... where he go D: ?!

[brizzanyawonedrz]

Chance= adorable their laughter makes me laugh:D

[Ashchethem]

I VERY MUCH LIKE THIS IDEA.

[MyLovleyNightmare]

Lol. black magic marker mustache...... Hilarious and chance is cute

[MrAlex1191]

"Money can't buy love, but you can sure rent the hell out of it" HAHAHAHA

[oXShanerocksXo]

Is it me or was this kinda racist? lol

[Kylierocksatwriting]

that mustache=awesome

[NicoleAlvaJ]

Money doesn't buy love..but you can sure rent the hell out of it.XD

[imatestguy]

2:32 till the end.

FUCKING EPIC XD!!

[flower69456]

You guys are fuckin hilarious. I miss Chance.

[dbmagic4]

1:53 LMAO!!!!!

[AlixandraAnarchy]

am i the only one who feels bad for dave?

[otakuran]

Chancechancechance!

[hhippypeace]

he would be Luigi because he's wearing green!

[TheOtherOtherGirl]

DAAAAAAAAVVVVVVVVEEEEEE!

GODDAMN IT DAVE.

[KatastrophicKelsey]

This should have ten trillion views.

[rachelannen]

who did matt yell at right before the end

[xN3CKBREAKER]

1:10 - 1:16 ROFL

[itsJohney]

what happend to chance he hasnt been in any recent vids

[sarahrocks827]

Lmao GOD DAMN IT DAVE

[CrazzzzzzzzyChicken]

Wow he;s pretty good looking

[EdHardy343]

"DAAAVE!!"

"DAMMIT DAVE!!"

i lmaoed at that lol

[CinnamonRollJoe]

what was that at the end

[wildflower223]

@CinnamonRollJoe the dave guy knocked over the light

[odersaf]

DAN!

[MandyyyYo]

Creepppyyyyy laugh aha.

[dudewerecrazy]

Lmao! "DAAAAAVE!"

[trueglowstickfashion]

My friend almost got high in biology a few years ago when she was sniffing my purple sharpie :L

[trueglowstickfashion]

Money can't buy you love, but you can sure rent the hell out of it :L

[11alliecat]

you iz crazy

haha

[13krg]

are you gay

[sevenstarsofmine]

OMG!!! I was dating a native american guy, and my grandpa told me that story, but it was with blue and green ducks. Which was fucking stupid. Because there are teal ducks... But either way! Haha

[IssyRedbird]

LOL

[CoffeeAndBongos]

I can't feel my fingers! Haha I love you :P

[jackydeath123456789]

1:51 your eyes look like some cat eyes

[krizzz94]

fucking awesome video! :D

[Grungirl]

my favourite video of all time. . .ever.

[mandyroxurworld]

1:58, that laugh was super awesome! & teh end: DAMN!

[br3sh33]

hahahahahahahahahaha that was hysterical! what happened at the end? did the light fall or something? XD

[Smiley931000]

I love redneck wisdom. Most of this sounds like stuff my dad would say.lol

[nicoleelizabeth1990]

this is hystarical! (sp?)

[GroovySmuthie]

@nicoleelizabeth1990 *hysterical.

[nicoleelizabeth1990]

@GroovySmuthie thanks. i suck at spelling.

[KrisztaSedro]

lol 'I cant feel my fingers' haha

[duckmysick58]

"goddamnit dave!" ..what did he do? :o

[wildflower223]

knocked over the light lol

[HenryTholomewPlague]

remind me of brad pitt when you have the tash

[GiraffeJessi]

It's Luigi!

[AlchemyGirl1796]

1:36-2:37 i couldnt stop laughing XD

[xxxRosalieKeatonxxx]

Chance is epically cutee<33

And funny xD

[cejafoo93]

lmao swifty at the end!!

[WOMGSam]

chance is so funny

[RandomAria2008]

"I think they meant it when you said you can't buy love, now I know you can rent it" That's what I thought of. XD

[joeyjordison2100]

i love iowa.itz like the best place in the world excpt for swifty's place........

[Ketsuifyable]

lmfao magic marker's make you that way xDDD I feel so bad for him

[6DanceTheNightAway6]

Chance's shirt looks like my school uniform, lol.

[whitebeam]

Chance is so cuuuuute

[termito10]

are you utterly insane?

[23rdnightmare]

I seriously think that's the best video right there

I can watch it a thousand times and still laugh

[TheLittleBabeShowPC]

hahaha too funny! "DANNNNNNNN!... god dammit dam!"

[kamakasiekilla]

DANNNNN GOD DAMMIT DAN

[16ASHleyN]

this is hilarious! good job make more vids

[crazyninja927]

lol the light went bye bye

[redneckwoman12345]

if ur married matt why dont u put up pics

[ValorousProductions]

because hes afraid youd stalk and keeeeel her. Sad buy true.

[dillygurl]

"if i dont have an errection, make me a sammich" "DAVE!" "goddamnit dave"

[fioonahrr]

i am a NERD for knowin all the words at exactly the right times but heyyyyyy its Chance ;P

[wildflower223]

DANNNNNNN!!...goddam it dan!

[awsmemuffin2]

0:45 lol FIREBALL!!

[LTBraider]

lmao God damn it dave lmao funniest part

[Rhonda498]

Lmfao xDD

[laylaloser30]

1:56 is amazing! hes an evil mastermind but its also contagious

[zazaspongebob]

It's me, MARIO. Fireball. Wahaha.

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!

[donleony]

FUCK YOU

[XxFrAzZxX01]

What happened to him? xD

and Swifty...

no vids lately... =[

[AlexandKelsie]

Hmmm...... Chance is really cute! :)

[MrWeirdo43]

Just like herpes, his laughter is super infectious!

[Rawrrrx19]

God dammit, Dan!

[pageypuff]

But You Sure Can Rent The Hell Out Of It...TWSS[:<

[xXCourtneyBullXx]

His earing is his trademark hehe Keep It lol

[javiles209]

idk y but this is fucking funny as hell

[funimationinc]

well, i see a purple bird

LOL

;)

[MrJonnyboy111]

it's a me mario hahahaha

[aug321]

Chance is a bitch. :]

[s0adpony]

hahahahhaha 1:14=best evar! :D

[coastykid95]

"You don't see any purple birds flyin' around, well do ya!"

[Redempress7]

aww, the lamp missed him, nah jk kl video

[shelbyatthediscoo]

GOD DAMMIT DAVE! haha;;

[SceneKiid0]

I love the ending.... God damn it Dave. xD

[DISavowwED]

i guess im purple then?? oh well i like purple :)

[Leenaq92]

" This is alabama. You gotta hate all then damn midgets." LOL.

Where'd THAT come from?! XD XD XD

[xXSH4D0WZz]

hahahaha i love how he sasy "now this is the way its gonna be son" so funny!

0:33

[missjoe46]

i'm as high as a red bird on a cow going to the moon...lmao!

[TheOtherSpazz]

holy crap, chance is hilarious. Smelling hand sanitizer can get you high too lolz jj

[mrdud3200]

you don't see little purple birds flying around, know do ya huh????

[apinkumbrella]

hahaha classic phrase... you unt to? hahahaha

[vtoria543]

lololololololololololol he looked like FLANDERS FROM THE SIMPSONS

[Oblitervision]

hahaha make more videos with this awesome guy!!!!!

[turtledove1993]

i think i litterally just laughed my ass off

[Jesus00000000000]

I'll always wonder what that interesting fact was.

[chinkitichynna]

chance is a funny name! it reminds me of the dog from homeward bound, i love that movie!

[nickfanatic22]

2:16 to the end.

i laughed so hardd.

i love chancee.

:)

[Rockingrose101]

Yer Haw!

[RyanDude227]

XD money cant buy love but u can sure rent the hell outta it XD

[selenehecate31]

loVED it!

YOU GUYS ARE AWESOME=]

[ToBeOrNotToBeHayden]

lol "shes...shes a 5!" XD

[MrDalin7]

chance is so hot and he sounds like he would have a good singing voice .sexi

[littlemrjingles]

ok the funniest shit ever (why did we use a black magic marker i cant feel my fingers) LMAO!!!XD

[MurphyWhiteDog7]

Chance my friend, you ARE a beast

[gengenm86]

<3<3

[ComputerNerdAka]

1:53 haha :>

[kittehdoggeh123]

did they add music recently? i didnt notice it befor

[Srickchs09]

lol.. i can't decide which part was my favorite! i LOLed through the whole thing!

[KornRules619]

God damit it dave lol

[soljaboykiller13]

no more magic marcker for you

[MelinaGorou007]

even though there's absolutely nothing wrong with him :) <3 just an idea :)

[MelinaGorou007]

instead of him all alone you should do a collab :)

[blootyalex]

haha 1:49 - 1:55

;)

[ornouski]

WOW

[XxyoursuchafailxX]

"i cant feel my fingers" LAWL..

[LosezDAUGHTER]

THATS A GREAT IDEA!

You guys are both hilarious!

[FallPersonchick]

I LOVE EVERYONEE!!!

[Jesus00000000000]

I'll always wonder what that interesting fact was.

[Clacknack]

ITSA ME MARIO!

[Gremlin369190]

id rather have 2 5's than one 10! hahahaha

[Virgel41]

purple birds rofl

[IAmLegendSam1]

lOl this is so stupid but hillarious at the same time!!!! nice work man

[The1AndOnlyPoprocks]

Money doesn't buy love, but you can sure rent the hell out of it! lol!

[lexiigurl239]

"god damnit dave" hahah, hilarious.

[SaraIsBackWithMeds]

oh god his laugh makes me laugh so much lol

[legowarmaniac1]

lolololololololololololololol

[TheBeckiColeman]

you are so amazinggly funny and hottt <3 xD

[xXxXMcNairXxXx]

lol iowa! Represent! :D

[pomegrante445]

YES.

Iowatasmic.

and i missed it.

and i live in Urbandale.

F.

T,

W,

[xXxXMcNairXxXx]

what is iowatasmic?

[foxpearlprincess]

wow lol hw old r u?

[JessAttacks]

Lmao. I've lived in Alabama for a short time, and they dislike me because I'm a New Yorker or "Yankee." Imagine if I was a gay "Yankee" down here? Lmao. Most people down here are chill thought. :]

[LanDnalyaW]

im in argentina and because im american they call me yankee lol

just felt like sharing

[gothicXbiXchick]

cant feel my fingers XD

[officialgmd]

1:53 is the best partt. made my lifee <3 baha

[VampireGoddess01]

dude!! chance looks so shiny!! =D

[hi1997hi]

LMFAO!!!!

"Damn it dave!!!" Lol

[rockstar96299]

1:55 lmao!!!

[omnibraver]

Lmfao. Censor bar getting you high :3 xD and lmao "GOD DAMN IT DAVE!"

[xheartagramxVALOx]

Iowa SUUUUCKS. Lived there for like... 5 years, and got out of there QUICK.

[PkSInEdgE]

GOD DAMMIT DAVE

[xEmoGirl8x]

go to VIRGINIAAA plzzz D:

[imagoodlion]

I live in iowa :P

[GlowingHawtsawce]

muuHAHAHAH muHAHAHAHAHAH! lol i think chance is better but swifty's channel is swiftkaratechop

[xxLEE337xx]

who the fuck is dave?!?!?!?!?!?!

[jflow38]

no sandwich for me I suppose.

[OMGURANUB]

you guys are on crack lol :D

[pandazwoopwoop]

i love the last part this is the best video ive ever seen!

[blackoutt87]

ur alot like me chance... like u have no idea. black censor bar.... i was laughing SO hard

[phantomsoulplayer]

XDDDD should have used sharpie ;3

[Rockerbabe1111]

u both r fuckin funny wee Mario throughin his fire ballz

[hmpoofinator]

i only resubscribed for chance lol

[rockinroni10]

Wait where at in Iowa!!!!!

[OnceUponATime0100]

FUNNY!

but i think i think matt's funnier....sorry chance! ily tho!!!!!!!!!!!

[stefanieestepmusic]

i laughed sooo hard. omg.

[killtanoob]

God, and all this time i thought if Chance and Matt did a video together the world would explode O.O